>A fucking Mesumommy
What the fuck did Konami do to Bomberman?!

Apparently they found the interests of Japanese arcade goers

>>714825264 (OP)
Anyone else thought that was a bulge?

>>714825453
That would be a very big one

>>714825453
something something bomb in her pocket

>>714825453
Yes and it's hot

>>714825453
Glad I'm not the only one.

Bomberman was always anime. Besides the other new games flopped, so is it really their fault to focus on the success?

>>714825264 (OP)
Global when

>>714826404
Sazae-san is also anime. What is your point?

Snake HATE Bomberman!

>>714826574
That this isnt some what the fuck moment

Who is the silent hill bomber girl?

>>714825453
Guilty as charged

>widow
of fucking course

>>714825264 (OP)
Ara ara and smugness, combined
I never stood a chance

>>714825264 (OP)
>mesumommy
A what now?

>>714829415
as opposed to an osumommy, of course

>>714825673
>>714825673
>>714825673
>>714825673

>>714825453
I thought the circle was drawn to emphasize it

>>714829512
The fucking rhythm game you play with a graphics tablet?

>>714825264 (OP)
bomberman has been dead for ages. bombergirl just did better.

>>714829527
What?

how did we go from this

>>714829512
I don't get it

>>714825453
Yes.

>>714825264 (OP)
Good design, but they already burned any interest I had with the safe horny fatslop character they introduced in the previous months.

>>714829676
I think this thing, in the end, just didn't have enough appeal to stay afloat once gaming moved beyond quirky cartoon mascots

>>714830015
The fatty that loves eating is in Mahjong Fight Girl

>>714825453
whole reason I clicked on this thread, didn't read literally anything else except your post, now I'm gone

>>714829595
雄, to parallel with 雌.

>>714825453
it's the weird lighting

>>714830415
啊?

>>714825453
オレはホモじゃねえ

>>714825264 (OP)
>Mesumommy
We never had a chance

>>714830015
>safe horny fatslop character
niggas just be saying shit on this site

>>714826525
After EoS

>>714825264 (OP)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
MOMMMY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714825673
for you

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>714825264 (OP)
>Mesumommy
So just regular ara ara one?

>>714832420
She used to be a smart girl, but the other girls are starting to get to her.

>>714825264 (OP)
>Mesumommy
Mommy-gaki, retard.

>>714833180
Heh they both work for me .

https://x.com/jumtakeshi/status/1941082689328877985

>>714831810
muh dick
Time for bomb oyakodon

Bomberman oldfags don't like, but I like how Bombergirl is retelling the whole story of the Bomberman games. At least it's creating interesting links between the games

>>714831789

>>714825453
Same as >>714830414

>>714830414
Are you me?

>>714825264 (OP)
Pretty funny that they felt the need to write シロヱ in furigana.

>>714825453
Yes and now I'm disappointed.

>>714835202
Can you teach me about it?

>>714825453
WTF it's not? Gay.

>>714837164
Something something girls with peepees boys -mom something

>>714829415
Female mom

test

>>714825673
>>714825673
>>714825673
>>714825673

>>714837461
is that what degenerates are into these days?

>>714831810
She looks like she would want to have a lot of children with a human male who she shares with her daughters.

>>714831789
>>714831810

That jumpsuit is sick

>>714829415
I believe it means a bratty or otherwise smug Mom, similar to a mesugaki being a bratty girl.

imagine her gaining weight at a rapid rate.

>>714825453
yeah
imagine my disappointment

>>714831789
>>714831810
Kino design. why is the gameplay so slow though?

>>714837890
Her event outfit from release day

>>714838798
...it's bomberman.

Crazy they brought back bomberman zero and made it cool sexy and wholesome all at once

>>714838798
I think they're playing slowly to show the skills and animations. The game is much faster than that or just dev being lazy.

>>714825264 (OP)
>Mesumommy
I need more of this.

>>714838989
It's Bomber King, ackshually.
>>714835647
Her bombs even say "Bomber Queen"

>>714838851
Why does she have a blank face as an item? Seems like Michael Myers

>>714825453
*raises paw*

>>714829676
to this

>>714839091
Oh shit excuse me that looks way cooler then Zero

>>714839092
Oba-san cosmetics. It's a face mask and cucumber in the eyes

>>714825453
FUTA YURI
Bomberfolk is saved.

>>714825264 (OP)
Unfathomable remd

>>714825264 (OP)
I thought that was a big bulge, damn...

>>714839140
Microplastics on bombs

>>714842460
Moe Ishizu is better known for this doujin series than actual Gunparade March.

>>714839140
It's sad that great Mosu is more a Satania fan than a Grim Fan

>>714839285
I need the full body artwork for the white suit.

>>714844697
You have to wait

>>714842460

>>714842460
sauce before 404, please

>>714825453
Futa is for straight men so of course I did.

>>714831810
Oyakodon

>>714838851
Finally an worthy opponent.

>>714825264 (OP)
>>714839058
>Mesumommy
I didn't knew that I needed this.
Does such tag even exist in h sites?

>>714837916
How is she bratty? She's super nice and caring

>>714845648
It's just a joke that the Japanese were making.
Konami filled the game with Mesugakis and now it's filling the game with hags then they asked the president of Konami what the next thread would be, and he said mesu babaa(annoying bratty+hags)
Anon liked the joke and is now using

>>714845812
I was gonna say, she seems like a regular ol' mommy to me. Especially listening to her voice in the teaser.

>>714847364
thrend*

>>714847364
You retard gaki is the part that means bratty/annoying. There is nothing bratty/annoying about mesubaba.

So it would be mamagaki/babagaki?

>>714847802
I didn't come up with this, the Japanese did. Go and complain to them

Bomberman is DEAD and you want to fuck his wife
Don't you feel bad?

>>714848029
Whatever im going to leave the thread while seething with a cartoon anger vein

>>714825453
Yes

>>714848115
There's no need to get upset about it. It should just be a combination of the words, it doesn't have to make much sense

>>714848069
No
He shouldn't have died then

I deserve to get hagged without even a shred of mercy

>>714825453
With a circle drawn around it and a precum spot, yep.

>>714848115
Also, I'm not the op. i just repeated the joke last thread and someone took it too

>>714848115
Don't worry about it. There are many cases of strange names as a result of compounding or puns where the literal meaning doesn't make sense. An example is Werehog, which is Werewolf+Hedgehog, but has no actual "Were" in it.

>>714848069
Isn't it Bomberman's dad that is dead?

>>714848817
Bomber oyakodon

>>714848305
Gangbang by hags

>>714848921
I will drink all the milk

>>714847942
well the mesugaki portmentau is based on the 'insult' for bratty kids being gaki and slang of mesu as bitch/slut/loose womn. Mesu definitionally just originated as female animal (likely birds specifically).

Since we have lolibabas (my beloved) presumably we'd have either mesubabas (slutty milfs) or babagakis (bratty/annoying milfs) though if you wanted to do a full on triple I'm not sure what you'd call it. Mesugababa?

>>714848817
Imagine looking Shiro right through her eyes and telling her you're going to be her stepfather.

>>714845647
Like a barn...

>>714825453
it's the whole reason i opened the thread

Babymaking sex with mama

Why are hags so powerful bros?

>>714849638
Because they evolve from brats when they have a lot of experience

>>714837916
well it's missing the gaki part, mesumommy just makes her sound like a slut without the bratty part

Mamagaki?

>>714850963
She can't be a gaki if she's a hag.