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Anonymous No.714829314 [Report] >>714829571 >>714829659 >>714830081 >>714831473 >>714831570
Why did cooking games not really have any lasting success?
Anonymous No.714829445 [Report] >>714829674
i could just spend money on ingredients and make actual food
Anonymous No.714829571 [Report] >>714829792 >>714830141
>>714829314 (OP)

i'm brazilian and my brother ordered a pizza that looked like that, I only ate one slice and turned my turds into concrete and bloated me like dobson and his drawings
Anonymous No.714829616 [Report] >>714829802
mm delicia pizza de trasho
wa la
Anonymous No.714829659 [Report]
>>714829314 (OP)
They were cooked from the beginning.
Anonymous No.714829674 [Report]
>>714829445
fpbp

video games are about selling you a fantasy, why would you cook in games when you can cook IRL? Even if you're poor you still have to eat
Anonymous No.714829792 [Report]
>>714829571
you shouldn't eat pizzas that wear shirts and baseball caps specially not the black ones
Anonymous No.714829802 [Report]
>>714829616
mmmmmmm
Anonymous No.714830070 [Report] >>714830187
Cant wait to read burguers saying that pizza looks shit while they eat pizza with pineaple.
Anonymous No.714830081 [Report]
>>714829314 (OP)
most americans don't really make food, they "make" food by reheating prepared frozen food
Anonymous No.714830141 [Report] >>714830373 >>714830465 >>714830470
>>714829571
How do you call that style of pizza over there? Is it as insane as it looks?
Anonymous No.714830146 [Report] >>714830402 >>714831423
Anonymous No.714830187 [Report]
>>714830070
pizza with pineapple, ham, and jalapenos is the tops
but really for me it's margherita with fresh cut thick roma tomatoes and fresh basil leaf
Anonymous No.714830280 [Report] >>714830378 >>714830581 >>714831016 >>714834229
Anonymous No.714830373 [Report]
>>714830141
nta but there is a name for it. Actually if you think that looks like pure slop just look up anything that has "Podrão" in the name, that should indicate that whatever that you are eating, is slop.
Anonymous No.714830378 [Report]
>>714830280
>literal crazy wahoo pizza man
Anonymous No.714830387 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

food kino
Anonymous No.714830402 [Report]
>>714830146
thats fabric
Anonymous No.714830442 [Report] >>714830571 >>714831632
my wife is brazilian-japanese, we flew over to san paulo one summer and had the best pizza we've ever had in our lives. can't remember the place though but it had lots of plaques about being one of the best ranked pizza places in the world, or something
Anonymous No.714830465 [Report]
>>714830141
it is not a style, 90% of the places make it like that, if you want to buy a decent one you need to order from the expensive places or from a chain like pizza hut or habib's

90% of them look like this, I just googled this one and it even has the same olives
Anonymous No.714830470 [Report]
>>714830141
Its "frango com catupiry", chicken with a specific type of cheese. Better than pineaple or avocado shits that burguers eats
Anonymous No.714830571 [Report]
>>714830442
keep it on yelp mate
Anonymous No.714830581 [Report] >>714830928
>>714830280
Is this AI?
This can't be real.
Anonymous No.714830634 [Report] >>714830820 >>714831370 >>714831583
>jalapenos
>mushroom
>pepperoni
there.
Anonymous No.714830784 [Report] >>714830909 >>714830965 >>714831026 >>714831247 >>714831462
how can american and italian pizza developers even compete with japanese pizza developers...?
Anonymous No.714830820 [Report]
>>714830634
for me its
>spinach
>red onion
>bacon
Anonymous No.714830909 [Report] >>714831062
>>714830784
>random corn
i see mexicans do this too why?
Anonymous No.714830928 [Report]
>>714830581
AI could mever make something like this.
Anonymous No.714830965 [Report]
>>714830784
That looks tasty but that's not pizza. Not pizza dough.
Anonymous No.714831016 [Report]
>>714830280
This guy would have been a fun Dead Rising boss.
Anonymous No.714831026 [Report]
>>714830784
mfs eat pizza with chopsticks, whatever they say is completely irrelevant
Anonymous No.714831062 [Report]
>>714830909
corn cooked in oil is very juicy and delicious
Anonymous No.714831247 [Report]
>>714830784
>chicago pizza
>corn
Is this ragebait or something? an actual chicago only topping is like giardiniera
Anonymous No.714831370 [Report]
>>714830634
mae ploy sweet thai chili sauce > marinara
Anonymous No.714831423 [Report]
>>714830146
>implying a dumpsterfire like pizza pizza makes dough by hand
Anonymous No.714831438 [Report]
>ham
>mushrooms
>shrimp
Let me guess, you need more?
Anonymous No.714831462 [Report]
>>714830784
>stuffed with raw mushroom
rookie mistake, they'll just release all their water during cooking and make the middle soggy.
Anonymous No.714831473 [Report] >>714831549
>>714829314 (OP)
You don't cook games. The heat would damage whatever storage medium you are using.
What is this thread actually about? Pizza?
I like pineapple on pizza but it's not my favorite or anything. I also like anchovies on pizza. Its just bread and cheese I don't know why people get so hung up on certain ingredients.
Anonymous No.714831549 [Report] >>714831639
>>714831473
This thread is about cooking games you moron
Anonymous No.714831570 [Report]
>>714829314 (OP)
they peaked with my disney kitchen because it lets you blend an entire uncooked chicken, bones and all, and serve it to mickey mouse.
Anonymous No.714831583 [Report]
>>714830634
that's a good pizza but not every time
I also like lettuce, tomato, pickles, thousand island dressing, with a toasted sesame seed bun
Anonymous No.714831632 [Report] >>714831961
>>714830442

if that's true they probably have at least 1 michelin star, which would narrow down the search a lot
Anonymous No.714831639 [Report]
>>714831549
I prefer gooking games where I pretend to be japanese like Persona
Anonymous No.714831961 [Report]
>>714831632
Michelin stars mean jack shit it's just advertising bs
Anonymous No.714832032 [Report] >>714832104
code talker said hamburgers are NATURE'S BLESSINGS but for me pizza does it better.
Anonymous No.714832104 [Report]
>>714832032
it's all good sloppa as long as it's not a processed chain place.
burgers and pizza are quintessential soul food. everybody loves them
Anonymous No.714834229 [Report] >>714835072
>>714830280
>you can literally learn crazy pizza karate moves from this guy
Bravo Kojima
Anonymous No.714835072 [Report]
>>714834229
>Pizazz Doughman