Thread 714834945

After beating this, I really can't take anyone seriously who has this in their top 10 or even top 50.

I couldn't even get beyond the tutorial because it didn't tell me how to move. I just stood there, like is this it? A standing simulator?

Max Payne 1 and 2 are in my top 10. Max Payne 3 is in my top 100 and I'm glad I finally played it instead of trashing it from the sidelines.

>>714834945 (OP)
You must be at least 18 to post here.

>>714835230
Max Payne 3 is far better in every single way except the unskippable cutscenes

>>714837107
It's literally not though and Max Payne 3 is Max at his worst playing to reflect his washed up age.

>>714837107
and the dogshit story
and the fact that the game is only 4 hours long
and the fact that the game is piss easy

>>714839886
tell me about payne
why does he do the spin

>>714834945 (OP)
You’ve made several threads crying about this game already. Give it a rest.

>>714840236
came here to post this
was gonna say i feel like i keep seeing this thread pop up

>>714834945 (OP)
Next time you post this thread you will be banned.

>>714839886
>literally pre-aiming at every single enemy
>doing a bunch of gay, flashy point for no reason
faggot

>>714841969
webm posters are the biggest faggots because you just know they had to repeat the thing 20 times just to get the perfect clip

>>714840145
the creator watched John Woo films

>>714834945 (OP)
2 > 1 > 3

>>714842110
>mad at content
sorry it's not a twitter snip

>>714834945 (OP)
Yep it fucking sucks
>zero enemy variety
>weapons are unsatisfying and feel samey, you only ever use the same few weapons as most are just inferior versions of other guns
>absolutely awful platforming sections, especially the blood trail sections
>shoddy, amateurish trial and error explosion/flame sequences with some of the worst hitboxes where flames will insta-kill you from like 5 feet away
>can quicksave any time completely removing all challenge. Unfortunately the game is balanced around this and features tons of cheap gotcha bullshit, like enemies that pitch grenades at you suddenly and give you a quarter second to react before death
>no ability to switch shoulders when aiming to be able to carefully peek around corners
>the above is especially annoying as enemies stand motionless camping in corners or crouched behind vehicles waiting to blast you the second you walk into frame
>environments are bland and empty, and involve just spamming interact with the environment to see which generic door you can interact with
>overall very little interactivity with environment
>game hands out ammo like candy meaning you can just mindlessly spam ammo each encounter with no care
>enemy AI is retarded and will just stand right out in the open like absolute retards
>hit reactions are unsatisfying, enemies don't react naturally to gunfire at all, they just shrug it off while alive before suddenly bouncing up in the air like a ridiculous jack in the box toy when they die
>as the game goes on, enemies start taking ridiculous amounts of damage, and you will have to blast regular grunts 3-4 times at close range even with a fucking shotgun, while they sit there facetanking and not reacting at all
>bullet spreads are extremely random and you will miss enemies to no fault of your own
>controller is basically unplayable as the movement curve feels terrible and struggles with diagonal aiming (diagonal aiming is less than half the speed of cardinal aiming)
What a dogshit game

>>714842571
>"content"
you are such a faggot it's called gameplay or levels
"content" is such a fucking soulless jewtuber word

>>714841969
You’re getting mad cause he’s not shit at the game?

>>714842669
oldfags call it OC
know what it stands for?
original content
checkmate newfriend

>>714842636
A majority of the things you said are either wrong or because you played on baby mode difficulty

>>714839886
meanwhile Max Payne 1
>slowly round corner
>use bullet time
>shoot enemy 50 times and hope that the game's RNG allows the 25 rounds necessary to kill a basic mook to actually hit
>quicksave because you took more than two steps
>repeat

>>714843017
damn this board is full of scrubs i had no idea people were so bad at vidya

>>714842847
I played on the hardest difficulty unlocked. Apparently the easiest mode is actually bugged and harder than the hardest mode in the game though if you don't repeatedly die to reduce the rank? DoA gives you double bullet time so it's not actually the hardest difficulty. I don't really know, the difficulty levels are all fucked up because the devs are retards.

Max Payne 3 on Hardcore or Old-School are significantly harder, but also much better balanced and actually well-designed

You're killing me. You make that one up yourself or did you get some wino downstairs to come up with it for you?

>>714843093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnlqpATCYR4

Look how gay and retarded the game plays on the hardest difficulty. It's literally just standing in one spot pre-firing at enemies while spamming bullet time (since the game gives you 2x). You basically never shoot-dodge at all.

In Max Payne 3 hardcore you have to use shoot-dodge, bulet-time, cover, corner edging, blindfiring, etc. Combat encounters are *significantly* harder.

>>714843301
i play it on normal :^)

>>714834945 (OP)
WACK 'IM

>>714843017
for me it's seeing myself spinning wildly in the background while the camera cinematically slowly pans around the guys you kill because your mouse input isn't locked during those moments

I think I had the most fun with Max Payne 1, then 3. Fuck if 3 isn't polished as fuck. Just really painful to replay with the cutscene stuff, but I do like its story. Couldn't bring myself to finish MP2. The enemy ragdolling felt less satisfying than the first game. That was honestly half the reason.

Nowadays when I replay 1 I like to use the kung fu mod that adds some matrix style bullshit. Would recommend, insofar as mods go. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bwu_fd-D86w&t=1s&pp=ygUSTWF4IHBheW5lIDEgbWF0cml40gcJCcEJAYcqIYzv