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I impregnated a pajeeta with my BWC while her jeet husband watched

>"Im a proud pedophile ------>"
>spy
>place it next to enemies on 2fort
I only played this garbage for a couple weeks and that was about as close as I came to having fun.

at like 1-3am some day on harvest the server emptied out and it was just me and some guy and we started picking random classes and pretending to do shit like picking pyro with axe and hitting wood or rake and raking the leaves or picking pyro and getting on the roof and trying to push each other off or picking scout and fighting melee with present wrap
it was like 2 hours

>>714844730 (OP)
>Day of the Medic update
>Unlock the Kritzkrieg
>Join a random server
>It's an attack/defend map
>On Red
>Krit a Soldier as soon as the match starts
>He utterly obliterates Blu spawn
>[Soldier] has been banned by [Admin]. Reason: crit hacking

>>714844730 (OP)
surprised a pyro around a corner, got him with a crit pipe, accidentally frame 1 schadenfreude, 20 seconds after he respawns he called me a nigger in chat

My old roommate and I used to stomp on hightower. We both play soldier, so we would rocket jump around and just try hard being obnoxious in voice chat.
One such game we were playing, being assholes when I caught sight of two players by the tower trying to stand on top of each other. So I stood there to watch for a little bit, and eventually my roommate joined me. Soon enough a couple other people came in and eventually we started all switching to soldier, and trying to stack each other as high as we could. After maybe 20 minutes of grueling effort, we finally managed to stack everyone in the server in a giant tower. It was truly majestic.
We all sat there quietly, for maybe 10 to 15 seconds all admiring the majesty we had created.
Then I heard my roommate laughing hysterically from the other room, and a little above me I saw his character model... go for the soldier taunt kill.
He blew up, took a couple players with him and it immediately devolved back into chaos. It went from absolute peace, to just your standard game of TF2 in the blink of an eye. I always think about that moment.

We were death matching on a towelies server and the soldier decided to rps me which lead to the entire team playing rps for abit before spawncamping again

>>714844904
FPBP

I got drunk and coerced by my friends to buy roughly $500 worth of keys to open a bunch of crates. I think I did over 2 credit cards I don't recall the details. All I remember is that I was handed hundreds of crates to open by people for free just open them. I opened one unusual hat, Soldier's sauce pan with red fire, and everyone went ape shit saying it was worth thousands of dollars. While I didn't get that much, I did end up selling it to a TF2 pro player for $600.

>>714844730 (OP)
>7-8 of us on RED playing Upward
>Horde of Sniper bots on BLU, all the rest of their team disconnected
>We all switch to Engineer
>Successfully manage to fend them off
>Win

>>714844730 (OP)
Hacking as a sniper on payload maps. I would Google translate English to Brazilian so people would type racist things.

>>714844904
Haven't we all?

>>714844730 (OP)
bump

>>714844730 (OP)
I watched a vertical conga line spontaneously grow out of two pyros crouch spamming at each other.

>>714848360
>Upward bots
When that mess was going down a herd of heavy bots arrived once. They moved from player to player dispensing sandviches, until Blu tauntkilled one and they instantly engaged minigun murder mode. Nobody seemed to mind, better them than the usual snipers.