>Be her
>Live in a tiny apartment
>So hungry you steal chalk to eat
>Everyone except for freaky deer girl hates you (You kinda deserve it though)
>Find new crazy feverdream world in the school closet where you and that kid you bully are heroes and shit
>Decide to beat the shit out of everyone
>Only stop when you almost kill that nine-year-old you made friends with
>There are now three people who don't hate you
>Find a whopping four more people who don't hate you
>Get to learn one (1) new thing other than just fighting
>You suck and everyone treats it like a fucking joke
>You practice and get to become mediocre at it
>You now have one talent (that doesn't even translate to the real world), seven people who like you, and a prophecy you're probably not even the hero in
>Also all of your "teammates" are hiding cool abilities and agendas and shit from you so you're probably actually the weakest, dumbest, most out-of-the-loop one
>AND you're probably going to get in trouble for vandalizing the church

And people still call her a Mary Sue???

Dunno but I wanna berry my face in her unshaven and unwashed jungle

>>714847502
I'm sorry anonymous I was 100% with you at first but now I'm fully convinced that Susie is unreasonably tidy. She's like a hipster but a good one

>>714847196 (OP)
The crashout is going to be legendary.

>>714847196 (OP)
As long as Noelle (the popular girl in town) is still smitten with her, Susie retains her Mary Sue status.

>>714847502
its only fair since she ate some of your shampoo

You can't unequip her armors, she won't let you take any armors off of her.
In old RPGs you could unequip the rogue party member before fighting them, but not Susie.
We (the SOUL) are going to fight Susie as she wields the Hammer of Justice. Battle Against a True Hero motif will play.
The Knight, The Titan, all of the main bosses we expected have already been fought, these next few chapters are going to go HARD, and we'll end up fighting Susie.

>>714847196 (OP)
>And people still call her a Mary Sue???
It does seem like that on a surface level after Chapter 4.

>>714847196 (OP)
When do you think this ends if it's 7 chapters? Hopeful 2027? 2028?

>>714847196 (OP)
she's either gonna die as your best friend or live and kinda hate you. Just how things go with girls like this and routed games

>>714848178
>these next few chapters are going to go HARD
Oh boy, 2030 is going to be insane

>>714848178
Also slow release time aside, I'd prefer SOUL siding with Susie and us fighting with her against everyone else

>>714854171
That'd be absolute kino