RIP, King of /v/…

>>714850208 (OP)
prostate cancer claims a third

>>714850208 (OP)
can this useless fat fuck just off himself already?

how is dsp so popular
every day there is a new dsp video with like 15k views in like 12hrs

reminder that he WILL outlive you

It's DSP saying it. The guy needs a recurring vague world-ending crisis to keep the money rolling in.

This is a nothingburger.

Digital Signal Processing

>>714850208 (OP)
Hating on DSP is CRINGE. He is our guy and outlasted everyone

>>714850413
People love to hate.

>>714850208 (OP)
>DSP
>King of /v/
Who?

He's probably getting audited or something. He'll be fine, the Devil looks after his own.

In the meantime, his last kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxrBFScJvF0

>DSP entering the Metakour arc where he ups the fleecing of his audience with claims that he's dying for the next 10 years, oh he's really dying guys
Based. The King is playing the game.

DSP did nothing wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIY5ya3wYDk

>>714850413
he's genuine, funny, not faking it like all the others

DSP has provided countless hours of entertainment to the world, he has brought much laughter and joy to this world. A lot more than any of his dick sucking obsessed haters have, accept this fact.

>>714850540
Why do so many videogame streamers and LPers try and branch out into becoming a lifestyle channel? Do they really think anyone will give a damn about DSP reviewing cheeseburgers or Boogie chiming in on Crocs?

>>714850413
>15k
Lol, his D00M: The Slop Ages gameplay clip did like 4-5 million views…

>>714850413
DSP is incredibly entertaining, just not in any of the ways he wants to be

>>714850708
Because people literally pay him thousands of dollars to eat fastfood.

>>714850208 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>714850285
he's immune to it

>>714850208 (OP)
Buy an ad, faggot.

>>714850208 (OP)
Another trip to the bank of Mom and Dad to demand more of the inheritance he earned!

I'll take care of the widow.

>>714851731
It's Tevin's task.

>>714851780
You speak of the prophecy?

>>714850208 (OP)
Lmao what a grifting lie. Also go die OP for posting eceleb shit.

Come on guys, let's donate. He's based.

>>714851913
as a new viewer to him he does not shut the fuck up about money and "support," its nauseatingly greedy

dsp is awesome

>>714850208 (OP)
This asshole is heavily responsible for why we have this colored rock and streamlined slop everywhere now.

>>714851962
He's the king of /v/.

>>714851731
This is what she looked like when they first met…

>>714851913
He looked so much healthier and younger just 2 years ago…

Newfags don't even remember how mad he used to be before khet.

>>714852118
bugged wife mechanics

>>714850413
i only watch the doody stream because his "i need the money" tune is catchy but the dude is obsessed. He's genuinely worse than DSP nowadays.

>>714850285
Why this people cant just jack it off ?

i still find it insane i used to genuinely enjoy his stuff when i was longer like the heavy rain and splinter cell conviction playthroughs

>>714852572
His Heavy Rain playthrough is legendary though.

How much money does during his begging streams now?

Reminder that DSP is actually based and /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Stop being a sheep.

His DNF review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

His RE6 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

His AssCreed Unity review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

His 1886 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw

His Evolve review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Five Nights at Freddy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34

Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

>>714852745
GOOD MORNING SIRS

>>714852572
*longer
i'm drunk meant younger

Preferred when he recorded with his camera. That was soul.

>>714851731
spat out my drink im so out of the loop what the fuck is this

>>714852118
>>714852245
Khet is by far and away the most successful detractor.

>>714851731
>trolls keep calling your wife fat even though she hasn't appeared on stream for years
>get fed up with the meme and do a special stream with her
>she's fat
bravo DSP

>>714852942
See >>714852118
It used to be a woman called Kat.

>>714852756
>Also, as a streamer:
>
>>Does not accept donations.
>>No follow/subscriber alerts
>>No stream gimmicks
>>No facecam
>>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>>Literally just the video game
>>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

Might wanna get rid of this part as he does literally all those things now. He's a sellout piece of shit.

>>714851731
He's still punching

>>714850413
He genuinely sucks at games and it's funny when he goes off at them when he fucks up.

He was based before he started streaming. When he just made scuffed videos of his gameplay, that stuff was hilarious.

Literally (You)

>>714852372
>detractor is more mentally ill than the lolcow he obsesses over
Always the case

>>714853221
His rant about how they should have contacted and paid him for this was hilarious.

did this guy ever do anything other than being bad at games? it's such a random and boring obsession

>>714852372
>nowadays.
Doody has always been fucking awful. He never even had that introductory period of "oh this guy is making fun of Phil in a neat way hope he doesn't go full aylawg", he was always a complete retard.

>>714852756
I watched this pasta go from sincerely pro DSP to ironically anti DSP in real time. I don't know how to feel about that.

>>714853346
I remember he was hated in the fgc when he played street fighter for being an obnoxious piece of shit. During the SF4 days it was common to call an obnoxious scrub a DSP

At least he got to cum inside Panda a few times.

>>714854782
>those frames and eyebrows
Guuuuuurl

>>714854782
PandaLee was a horrible bitch but I never understood why people used to dog on her and call her ugly when she was anything but

>>714853221
I love how they blurred out his face as if people wouldn't instantly figure out who it was

>>714855189
It’s so obviously DSP that it’s kinda hysterical.

>>714854782
Everything about this girl screamed crazy, I genuinely felt bad for Phil when she was around.

>>714853346
He called Kojima a hack
Kiwiniggers have been obsessed with him for over a decade and AFAIK the worst dirt they dug up is that some of his whales are retarded and that means he's taking advantage of them

>>714857000
Phil buckbroke brokedicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suasHX-7vzY?t=1583

Again?

>>714851952
Uhhh, no, he just mentions it a few times because if he doesn't people will be so absorbed by the great stream they're watching they forget to support. Tuhuh.

>>714853026
It was outdated when it was made

>>714855052
she literally looks like a tranny

>>714853135
>He genuinely sucks at games
No, he doesn't. He's quite good at games. What DSP tends to do is blame the game whenever he makes a rare mistake, not suck at video games. That's where the comedy comes from. Not from non-existent ineptitude.

>>714857871
>No, he doesn't. He's quite good at games.
My man, he did the entire Dark Souls tutorial without figuring out the lock on button.

>>714857871
I can only imagine how shit you are at video games if you think DSP is any good. DSP is an absolute mouth breathing retard. Theres literal hundreds of videos showing how shit he is.
https://youtu.be/UDJzhLnk6gc

>unforeseen circumstances

he got to him, didn't he?

Isn't this the guy that's really small?

I have a doctorate in DSP detracting. He is alive. He just went to visit his parents. He is deathly afraid of meeting any detractor IRL so that is why he didn't announce he is taking a few days off.

>>714858023
>Theres literal hundreds of videos showing how shit he is.
Those are all from like over a decade ago and they mostly showcase DSP forcing himself to play games he doesn't even like more than they showcase DSP always sucking at every game he plays. The "This is how you don't play..." thing is completely dead now and has been for ages because he plays almost every game very well. Even the ones he doesn't like. He's just too seasoned to suck at video games anymore.

>>714850413
I assume he's watched by the same kind of people who love shit like the room and sharknado

>>714857871
>>714857956
>>714858023
Joking aside how good is he actually at fighting games? I know about that EVO thing and that he was a regular in fighting game tournaments in the 2000s, so I'm assuming he's at least okay

>>714854782
Looks like a man and also talked about getting blacked on stream which got clipped. Also tried to get money from him. Phil has fucked at least 3 women and been a NEET for like 15 years. The man is a fucking god.

>>714852756
Nice bullshit you got there anon. Now watch an hour of his "gameplay" to see how much he hates videogames now. In the past it was easier for him to cover it up cause he was getting showered with cash for doing no work at all

>>714858271
He was apparently quite decent at fighting games back in the day. Not at the top but very far from the bottom. That was back when all he ever did was play fighting games though. He stopped exclusively playing fighting games long ago and so his proficiency has dropped off.

>>714858271
from what I remember
he was above average

>>714857956
dark souls is better without lock on, it's a noob trap mechanic

>>714858206
>"This is how you don't play..." thing is completely dead now and has been for ages because he plays almost every game very well.
No he doesn't. And the reason it is dead is because whenever he gets stuck now he asks chat what to do.

>>714858440
Don't act like he did it on purpose

>>714853221
What's the context here?

>>714858523
"Lets watch how a retard plays our game and enginneer everything around his predictable responses"

>>714858452
>whenever he gets stuck now he asks chat what to
But the claim was DSP sucked at video games, not that he used to get stuck on puzzles all the time or something. Chat can't magically make him play a game better. But the good thing is he doesn't need chat to help him in that regard because he plays the game perfectly fine on his own.

>>714858523
iirc it was a GDC talk with a developer from Sony Santa Monica basically saying "there's so much money on the line with these AAA games that we need to make sure even complete simpletons know where to go" and then they showed a clip of Phil tardraging over being confused over something

>>714858271
He is not good at fighting games. He crawled around fighting tournaments back then for years but was and has always been dog shit.
Even when he was "super competitive" in fighting games and was always going to tournaments, the only time he got in the top 8 was when he got 4th and it was in a port so shockingly bad people were actively choosing to not play. He would of gotten in the top 8 just for playing it.

>>714858615
Not even close. It was about how the way camera behaved.

>>714858206
It's really hard to make a "This is how you don't play..." when your videos are you reviewing mcdonalds happy meal toys or begging for a thousand dollars to eat a burger from sonic.

>>714858670
he really is the definitive idiot

>>714855052
she's p ugly. not super ugly but certainly not attractive.

>>714858670
>it was in a port so shockingly bad people were actively choosing to not play
That's not true. They just weren't very good at the port while DSP was so he beat them.

Fighting games are a crock of shit anyway. There's plenty of footage of complete amateurs randomly mashing buttons and destroying so called experts in the genre.

meh, if it were life threatening he wouldnt continue logging on doing dailies.