The Fort Knox of console hacking.

https://youtu.be/JNa7A_Rvpj4?si=IkaxUOxrQfYtVL1B&utm_source=MTQxZ

Too long, didn't watch:

>Every single point of contact of the console involves crypto authentication
>Every Switch 2 has its own unique crypto hash to verify all code being executed
>The Dock performs 30 crypto hash checks before even outputting video, no 3rd party dock can work yet
>Every system update destroys an "e-fuse", any attempt to rollback the OS will result in the system noticing the missing e-fuse and bricking.
>Both hardware and software using cutting edge security protocols and extra coprocessors.

Basically, expect it to take a few years for Switch 2 CFW to happen, if it happens. May not happen until Switch 3 is out, on the less optimistic side. A matter of months is unrealistic expectation.

>>714856951 (OP)
>Every Switch 2 has its own unique crypto hash to verify all code being executed
Every Switch 2 is personalized.

>>714856987
Yep. Even if you dumped one consoles crypto codebook, it would not be able to help with any other Switch 2.

>>714856951 (OP)
Sure thing jeet marketer

No emulator for you thirdies.
Better start saving up your couch change. Maybe you can rent a switch 2 after 5 years.

>>714856951 (OP)
>30 whatever dock checks im a faggot
There is one 3rd party dock working rn. So, piss off you tech illiterate nigger.

>>714857152
That one probably updated firmware to actually do the 30 checks. I just looked it up, apparently every one needed a firmware update and most of them have some kind of functionality issue (lack of HDR, charging etc).

>>714856951 (OP)
Eh I never hacked mine and used ryujinx instead. I always thought that soft modding by destroying fuses was retarded and I didn't want to risk it. The less normalfags and thirdies in the piracy scene the better. They are too loud and act like if they are a gay movement against the big bad company when piracy and homebrew is a selfish hobby.

>>714857471
I mean if custom firmware is gonna take forever I assume working Switch 2 emulation will take even longer.

>>714856951 (OP)
Emulate what? It has no games

One paperclip is about to destroying this systems whole career

>>714857649
Good luck. Nintendo has very clearly learned like 25 different lessons on hardware/software security over the Sw1 era. Will be an interesting day when a cfw actually drops, whenever that may be.

>>714857649
>One paperclip is about to destroying this systems whole career

How did that work out again? 160 million sold?

>>714856951 (OP)
The Switch's security failures have spoiled script kiddies and emubeggars.
While no device is unhackable, devices can take a huge amount of time to crack. I wish we had more people working on that and less people begging for an emulator to be done already.

>>714857796
I'm BEGGING to play Welcome Tour PLEASE SIR

>>714857773
You have to buy a switch to hack it

>>714857875
This but unironically. PC beggars are the the first to beg for NSPs

>>714857649
Paperclip only worked for the v1 switches. Now only modchips work and with switch 2 you won't even have that at least for a while.

>>714857471
How would you dump games without hacking the console?

>>714856951 (OP)
>Every Switch 2 has its own unique crypto hash to verify all code being executed
>The Dock performs 30 crypto hash checks before even outputting video, no 3rd party dock can work yet
i think these might be the only new things here. everything else seems to be the same from the switch 1. so no this is not the fort knox of console hacking, that title belongs to the xbox one and xbox series consoles.

>>714858461
Might as well be for modern day pirates

mod chips will always be a thing. it's just gonna take longer than 1 year

>>714858291
I only said about switch 1 hacking. If they never dump games to make the emulator now there is nothing I can do. I will still buy one though.

>>714858461
People don't hack Xboxes because nobody cares about them.

>>714859098
yeah that's pretty much the main reason lol

>>714858957
retard

>>714859230
he's right though

https://vocaroo.com/11jXSdM86QiQ

>>714856951 (OP)
I just want cartridge dumps so we can figure out what the fuck is up with Mario Kart World hidden stats in a concrete way rather than relying on experiments

>>714856951 (OP)
You underestimate the power of pure autism that hackers and Nintendo combined can bring.

>>714859661
Too bad those autists are clout chasing retards and will broadcast their work before any real headway is made

>>714859098
>>714858461
>Be the system no one wants to play games on
>Piracy defeated because no one even wants to hack it

Sasuga Spencer-dono.

>>714856951 (OP)
This could all have been avoided if you faggots didn't feel the need to post about playing pirated Switch games before the release date everywhere.

>>714861000
I mean you can already play all Xbox games on PC and even on switch and playstation. There is zero motivation to hack one.

>>714857137
i rather have sex

>>714856951 (OP)
2 more weeks until yuzu 2

>>714856951 (OP)
>Every Switch 2 has its own unique crypto hash to verify all code being executed

Ooft. Thats solid. Guess firmware is a no-go.

>>714861593
Gonna be a very, very long two weeks my friend

b-but muh heckin magic sd card?

>>714857137
progress with emulators and cfw is separate and largely independent of each other
emulation is supposed to be done via clean room reverse engineering, by figuring out the actualy gpu instructions and recreating them

>>714859206
Kek, to be fair they also let you run the console in dev mode for a small fee and you can just download emulators or anything else you would mod a console for, it'd be like hacking a steam deck.

>>714856951 (OP)
>>Every Switch 2 has its own unique crypto hash to verify all code being executed
>>The Dock performs 30 crypto hash checks before even outputting video, no 3rd party dock can work yet
Doesn't this add latency to this shit?

>>714856951 (OP)
i want to play nortubel on the switch 2

>>714861980
Who cares, the screen alone has 33ms of latency.

>>714856951 (OP)
>The Dock performs 30 crypto hash checks before even outputting video
no wonder switch 2 visual lag is so fucking bad.
why would these retards be concerned about a legit switch outputting video to a custom source. that doesn't even have anything to do with emulation, they just hate their customers and are so anti-consumer they don't want you replacing or repairing your own dock without buying a new one from them.

>>714862197
oh no. Damn guess I can't play a damn thing on it.
Thanks for the FYI!

>>714856951 (OP)
on one hand, good for nintendo
on the other hand, bad for preservation, if it ever gets hacked, we would have lost years of games in their prepatched states, and I like looking at models/textures/etc in games

and every system that sells like hotcakes is due to piracy, switch wouldn't have sold as much otherwise

>>714862729
>pirates are this delusional
Sad. Nintendo broke them

>>714856951 (OP)
thanks, definitely not gonna buy one used now

people still can't soft mod the xbox 360

>>714859567
MUCH better than the fucking ONE GAME song. Actually liked this one.

>>714856951 (OP)
emusissies....not like this...

>>714856951 (OP)
No wonder games barely look better than switch 1, half of the specs goes into that shit

>>714861385
but anon, the Yuzu devs HAD to put their shit on patreon and let the whole world know!

>>714856951 (OP)
i know its bullshit because i have a third party dock and that guy sounds like a dumb nigger

Good job releasing totk early and publicly rubbing it in the face of nintendo by advertising so much /v/ had generals for a month. That sure showed them!

don't care. didn't emulate a switch 1 game, won't emulate a switch 2 game even when the emulator comes out (and inevitably runs better than native hardware)

>>714856951 (OP)
We have the most autistic trannies in the world working on hacking this thing, I give it another month or two at most

>>714856951 (OP)
We don't care, Olímpio.

>>714863824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eC60nW0phg

>>714862729
>and every system that sells like hotcakes is due to piracy
That doesn't help the console makers at all since the revenue comes mainly from game sales and subscriptions.

>>714856951 (OP)
Good, not because I give a shit about Nintendo losing money, but because it will finally give us more solid evidence if piracy even does affect this shit in any measurable way. Fully expecting the initial sales difference to be barely any different, while a lot of Switch 2's exclusive library fails to gain as much long-term cultural relevancy online as previous system libraries did due to future players being locked out of experiencing it in any convenient way, which will reduce the value of future ports/sequels from the fanbases being smaller.

Switch 2 is going to be one of those generations people barely fondly remember in history because it has no outstanding features, it's just a more locked-down extension of Switch 1. Even Nintendo's past failures like VB and Wii-U can have notable fanbases because they still offer something nothing else does.

>>714863134
>still seething 4 years later

>>714864923
That's a good point I still boot up Cemu, Citra and Dolphin to play games.
even though the quality of games on those emulators is much higher than what we've seen on switch 2 so far I would still not be bothered playing them if I had to scavenge and dust off some old piece of shit hardware to play them at a much lower resolution and FPS with much worse graphics, no AA and no mods.
they would just be thrown on the trash pile of history like the 1000s of mobile games that had their servers shut down.