I turned 26 today and have no idea what to do. I'm an unemployed loser (technically I deliver the mail once a week but still) who failed college and is now hiding in media. My parents want to know what I want to do and eat today (like kebab or pizza), but I have no idea.

Games for this feel?

I feel like you want to post tits instead of actually talking about that

>>714859298 (OP)
>Games for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nCfec8Cbwg

>>714859298 (OP)
Happy birthday, anon. I turned 29 today & have to work. Being a wageslave fucking sucks balls.

>>714859298 (OP)
>I'm unemployed
>I have no idea what to do
Get a job?

>>714859298 (OP)
33 yo here, it doesnt get better. some people can pull themselves out of the shit and improve their life but if you were that type of person it wouldve happened already. unironically drugs and suicide are the only real solutions. be grateful you still get to mooch off your parents, trust me it gets waaaaay worse when that dries up. I guess Im lucky I have a good serving job that nets me just enough money to live (about 600 a week) but is still less than 20 hours and I can still sleep in all day. could be worse but Im ready to rope for sure.

Personally I'd go for kebab instead of pizza but only from a place that doesn't pad it with fries and huge chunks of watery tasteless tomatoes.

>>714859298 (OP)
How do you fail college?

>>714859298 (OP)
>I turned 26 today and have no idea what to do. Games for this feel?
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
ALL WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING COINS
TRYING HARD TO SAVE THE GIRL
OBSTACLES, I'M JUMPING HURDLES
I'M GROWING UP TO BE A BIG BOY

not your blog

>>714859298 (OP)
Ignore this >>714859564 retard. You can get yourself out of this hole with a bit of effort. Look online and see if there's any bootcamps for tech/coding skills and do one of them, there's lots of free ones, and save up money (or ask your parents since they seem nice) to complete some certifications. Certs are a lot cheaper and more respected than uni and collage so you should be able to land a comfy decently paying work from home tech job with that.
>b-but I'm stupid and wouldnt be able to do this
I guarantee I'm stupider and I was able to do it. All it takes is a bit of effort and studying and anyone can do it.

>>714859995
I got really into drugs, started partying all night and then slept through my classes and couldnt break the cycle. got sober, went back to college, relapsed and did it again. yeah Im a fucking retard and a failure and I cant wait to end this clown show.

>>714861707
Join the military, that's your only option to regain your life. Learn real skills, make life long friends. If you die, you'll be immortalised as a hero

>>714861790
>go rape the earth and die for isreal, goy. youll be a hero!

your other points valids but theyre not heroes, just retarded/desperate sheep.