How the fuck did Remedy get away with it? - /v/ (#714869941) [Archived: 543 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:53:02 PM No.714869941
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>Played through Alan Wake for the first time
>Actually shocked at how much they lift from New Nightmare and the reboot that it starts to get uncomfortable
>Think "no that can't be right... Alan Wake came out before the Alone in the Dark reboot, right?"

AITD Release:
June 20, 2008

Alan Wake Release:
18 May 2010

It's like Alone in the Dark 2008 was mandela affected out of existence and now another game is wearing it's skin acting like it invented flashlights and shadow creatures.

This especially feels wrong when Alan Wake turned out to be a poorly written and braindead shootan game.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:08:08 PM No.714870986
>Alan Wake
I almost don't remember playing this.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:10:20 PM No.714871162
>>714870986
You're not forgetting much. The game would've been kino if the town was a hub or open world instead of a really bad linear TPS.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:14:04 PM No.714871452
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>>714869941 (OP)
No one noticed, that's how.

In my head AOTD is still pic related and alan woke is some black lady.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:14:32 PM No.714871492
well new nightmare lifted in from batman: super league issue #14.
it happens.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:28:10 PM No.714872496
tbf, the flashlight mechanic is literally just Luigi's Mansion.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:30:45 PM No.714872694
>>714872496
Luigi's Shitty Ass Mansion came out AFTER New Nightmare, chud.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:31:54 PM No.714872783
>>714872694
Are we not talking about the 08 game? Yeah, I know the Playstation one exists, but I thought OP was confused and disorientated.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:34:01 PM No.714872951
>>714871452
The new Alone in the Dark was actually pretty good (for a super AA budgeted game), and I would recommend playing it (just not at full price).
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:37:12 PM No.714873165
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Wake = Wakanda.

Alan. Anal.
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Alan Wake = Buck Breaking.

Saga Anderson MC of Alan Wake 2.
Sara Anderson. Half-black. White name. Racemixing. The offspring of the broken buck. The Kalergi Plan.
Saga Anderson Formerly White in Quantum Break. Raceswapping. Woke agenda.
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Buck breaking. Anal sex. Hemorrhoids. Blood. AIDS. Ass Cancer. Chadwick Boseman. Anal Wakanda. Anal Wokeness. Anal awakening. Anal Wake. A-Wake. Alan Wake.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:40:39 PM No.714873407
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>>714873165
least insane post on this site
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:44:45 PM No.714873718
>>714871162
oh god yeah, that dogshit 3rd person aiming with that STUPID FUCKING FLASHLIGHT.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:47:45 PM No.714873919
>>714869941 (OP)
Was the second Alan wake any good? Saw they changed it to a mature rating and it looked nice graphically
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:47:58 PM No.714873939
>>714871162
that's the least of Alan Wake's problems. Remedy games really need to stop just locking you in rooms with a bunch of copy pasted enemies, and thinking that is some kind of substitute for well crafted game design.
Apart from that, they're really good.
I don't want to fight the basic shadow monster again. It's not scary, it's not fun. It's padding.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:49:04 PM No.714874045
>>714873919
It's good. Control is better.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:49:33 PM No.714874087
>>714873165
Based, lol
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:50:13 PM No.714874146
>>714873919
depends. it doesnt actually look that good. do you want to play as shaniqua the super nigress le detective?

on the gameplay front, do you want to literally stare at a wall of pictures?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:52:43 PM No.714874339
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>>714873165
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:52:51 PM No.714874353
>>714874045
Should try it then

>>714874146
I remember them being pretty good, but nah wwwpx
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:07:13 PM No.714875428
>>714873919
It has aspects and sequences of utter brilliance. However I hate it and think it's Remedy's worst game. Some genuinely enjoy it though.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:17:03 PM No.714876194
>>714875428
What about remedyโ€™s best?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:18:29 PM No.714876313
>>714874339
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:40:52 PM No.714878083
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>>714876194
Max Payne 1. Taken seriously. (Remedy Connected Universe encouraged alternate approach* of viewing the MP1 experience with the lense of MP2 by playing the sequel first and then MP1 for a replay pair is also wildly interesting, but I still prefer MP1 as a standalone product.)

*) This method works with almost any pairing of RCU games, to create a new cohesive and quite different experience.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:05:58 PM No.714880250
whats going on with the Max Payne remakes?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:15:10 PM No.714881053
>>714869941 (OP)
Why do you keep making this thread?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:19:29 PM No.714881370
>>714869941 (OP)
Didn't Alan Wake go through some development hell? Apparently they wasted Microsoft's money and time developing a fully functioning open-world complete with a day-night cycle, but pivoted late into a linear shooty game. Sounds plausible that they grabbed an emergency plan-B off another forgotten game so MS won't sue their ass.