Imagine the aspergers on an adult looking forward to this. Looks like a complete idiotic kids game. This is a joke compared to DKC.

>>714888138 (OP)
Cease coward. Your spread of stupidity is of no benefit.

This game appeals to the “I promise I’m not a pedophile” type. All men want loli pussy, old hags smell terrible. The type that lie and actually rape children are the type to buy this

>>714888138 (OP)
It's just as autistic as making a rage-fueld thread over a Children's video game franchise

>>714888260
DKC appealed to adults with its hardcore gameplay

>>714888138 (OP)
it will be Game of the ACK

This game appeals to the “I promise I’m not a pedophile” type. All men want loli pussy, old hags smell terrible. The type that lie and actually rape children are the type to buy this.

Got that shit preordered

>>714888331
And this doesn't?

>>714888138 (OP)

>imagine the aspergers on an adult who makes 10 threads seething about a kids game every day.

>>714888138 (OP)
Well the game looks pretty lame, but it's not that big of a deal dude.

>>714888138 (OP)
>Kong Kino is nearly a week away

>>714888331
I love how the spammers of this shit only ever have 2 lines

>>714888331
every video game back then were difficult so the children can spend an entire year playing a single game because video games were expensive
adults back then didn't play video games

>>714888250
>more snoy projection

>>714888331
let me rephrase it then
>It's just as autistic as making a rage-fueld thread over a "big boy's" video game franchise

>>714888138 (OP)
DKC is going to be a complete joke when this becomes the best selling DK game and you Raresnoys will cry about it.

>>714888768
Stop talking to yourself.
I know it's you.
Why do you talk to yourself?
Why?
Please tell me why.

>>714888768
sales and reviews don't matter for nintendo games

Luv DKC2
Luv Tropical Freeze
Luv Jungle Beat
Looking forward to Bananza
Simple as

>>714888138 (OP)
At least wait until reviews drop before you start pissing and shitting yourself, anon

>>714888932
He has a name.

>>714888874
Bizarre reply

>>714888978
>p-p-please post my name so I can cry on discord to get you banned

>>714888138 (OP)
My Asperger power level strikes the fear of god into small children and 20 something women but I'm not buying this because of the forced dialogue companion bullshit that makes every snoy game insufferable

>>714888978
Wokey Kong.

>FUCK BANANZA AND FUCK SWITCH 2

>RARE DK WAS BETTER

>>714889136
Donkey Kong is not woke.

>>714889198
The Trananza fag is

>>714888138 (OP)
Don't have to imagine babe

>>714889340
He is not.

>>714888874
>>714888978
>>714889123
>anyone who gets mad at my company is one person
>...and anyone who hates on that person is also that same person
I have no idea what level of schizophrenia this is but the in-fighting between schizos is at least amusing.

>>714888250
Like him?

We have already chosen our beautiful new era.
We won and got hugged.

>>714888893
>sales and reviews don't matter for nintendo games
Nice cope

Nintendo is too ban happy for me to risk $450 +$80 no matter how "good" it is. I will never buy Bantendo ever again.

>>714888138 (OP)
Seeing this Donkey Kong, I can see why Nintendo doesn't think DK is appealing and generally keeps him on the shelf

>>714888138 (OP)
no k rool, no buy.

>>714888893
>positive sales and reviews don't matter for nintendo games
FTFY
snoys will ignore them if they're good and then pretend its all that matters if its bad

>>714889867
We never needed you, snoy.

If this was a Mario game I'd pick up a Switch 2 but I really don't like the new DK design so I'll wait for a better game.

>>714890189
You are not fooling anyone.

>>714888138 (OP)
true, we should play adult games like the last of us part 2!!

>>714888138 (OP)
I mean it looks fun but as a side game you pick up when bored between system sellers. The switch 2 still doesn't have a single system seller game.

>>714889136
That comic has to be a joke, right?

>>714890508
It is, but then our boy took it and began spamming it.

>>714888138 (OP)
>GOTY comes out next week
I'm ready for it

>>714890595