What would a new Banjo-Kazooie game need to do/have in order for it to be considered GREAT, and win your heart?

Literally just copy the overall game design of the first game and make new levels. That's it. That's all they have to do.

>>714899162
Microsoft: So you're saying you want ray tracing right?

Mix-match transformation gimmick

>>714898998 (OP)
Just banjo thriee. There's a resurgence in 3d platformers happening right now.

>>714898998 (OP)
Have Crash Bandicoot in it

>>714900108
I still want this one in the games

>moves speedy and in a fun bouncy way
>kick/punch/tail for attacks
>tail spring to jump high
>kangaroo pouch replaces taxi pack if the game doesn't feature the Split Up mechanic

>>714900108
No having to run to mumbo to transform would be huge.

It just needs to be the continuation of Tooie that always should have been
>Retain all moves from Kazooie + Tooie
>Spiral Mountain is in the process of being fixed up, Bottles makes a comment on how it's taken them 24 years to finally get around to cleaning the place up, Kazooie makes a joke about how they make progress, it keeps getting "Smashed" up every so often
>Can skip tutorial
>Split Up can now be done at any time, and each level has multiple areas solo Kazooie and solo Banjo can only access
>New moves include
Electric Eggs that allow you to toggle electric items, platforms, doors, and kill water enemies
Squawk Spear has Banjo throw Kazooie like a spear to attack enemies and then take control of Kazooie wherever she lands
Vulture Vault lets Banjo use Kazooie as a stick to perform a shallow long jump, leaving her in the ground and then allowing you to take control of solo Banjo
Boomerang Bird has Banjo throw Kazooie like a boomerang, collecting items that she then brings back to him
Bowling Bear has Kazooie run on top of Banjo while he curls into a ball, allowing you to pick up more speed than with Talon Trot at the expense of some traction
>Ice Eggs now create platforms on water
>One vehicle minigame per world for Nuts & Bolt lip service, we can use the Showdown Town trolley for racing/collecting stuff
>Plot involves Grunty creating a best-selling video game and becoming a billionaire, using her money to create a new, more efficient robot body that resembles Game Over Grunty with a skeleton head
>She uses her money to hire new minions and creates a new lair
>LOG can't help because Grunty threatens him with legal action by faking a workplace injury
etc etc etc
We don't need a shitty new art style
We don't need some shitty gimmick to "take the franchise to scary new places"
We just need them to take the games that people loved and do that again with some new bells and whistles
It's not hard.

Sex with Banjo

>>714898998 (OP)
Hopefully astrobot showed that you can just make straight collectathon platformers still. The problem is a lot of the people who made banjo good don't even work at Rare anymore, and microsoft seems hellbent on keeping the few talented devs still around from making any fucking games.

I want to find out what happened to Tooty. What kind of person is she, as an adult? Who did she grow up to become? Is she still as sweet and innocent as when she was 10 years old? Or has she lost her compassion over time? It'd be fun to have her return only to realize she's completely the opposite now, being very edgy now, dresses in all black, that sorta thing

>>714898998 (OP)
To just be a decent 3D platformer collectathon. We just need 10 or so self-contained worlds connected by a main hub world. Don't need to reinvent the wheel.

>>714898998 (OP)
Kazooie would need to be unabashedly racist, sexist and an open roaster of Sony, Nintendo and every shitter that got fired from Microsoft.
Banjo is just a fat fuck.
The collectibles are coffee, cigarettes and cocaine,

>>714905171
Same, except at the start of the game Grunty decapitates Tooty and sits on your face.

Humba Wumba is still cute

>>714905175
They can be interconnected. Tooies problem is the worlds are too god damn big. Yooka laylee made the same mistake despite no interconnected worlds.

>>714905171
Tooty existed purely as an excuse to incite conflict by being kidnapped. Rare didn't want to do the exact same plot for Tooie so she had no reason to exist anymore.

>>714904867
>astrobot
Nobody played this and it made no money.
Same with Death Stranding 2.
I will be shocked if Playstation 6 actually launches - it's all a farce propped up by a game Microsoft owns as of 2023.
https://kotaku.com/call-of-duty-1-million-ps4-activision-ftc-xbox-court-1850592788

>>714898998 (OP)
Instead of an expansion pack for the N64 it'd have to ship with a time machine so that I could become a small child again. That's probably the only thing that would work OP.

>>714898998 (OP)
Forty five minute graphic bear on bird sex scene.

>>714905769
No video game is going to cure your depression, Anon. It's entirely on you to learn how to enjoy things again.

>>714905762
Sales mean fuck all in the current landscape, where big studios can make massive flops and just keep on trucking. It's all about perception and concepts with publicly traded companies that need to impress shareholders. So long as microsoft *thinks* platformers are making a come back nothing else actually matters.

>>714898998 (OP)
Forced stealth segment near the beginning, piss easy. And only one other forced stealth segment to get to the final area, incredibly difficult, frustratingly designed, and unforgiving. No checkpoints.

>>714905762
>Playstation 6 actually launches
Why? PS5 made billions to Sony, and they dont even have competition anymore

>>714898998 (OP)
Impossible task.

>>714905423
>Banjo is just a fat fuck.
>The collectibles are coffee, cigarettes and cocaine
I'm assuming by the end, Banjo will be gaunt and sickly-looking then?

>>714906185
I think the responses I've seen of just copying the original game's formula is a pretty obvious and totally doable solution. The problem is finding devs willing and capable of making that and then convincing Microsoft to let them do it without executive meddling.

>>714898998 (OP)
grunty captures tooty again and through out the game transitions into sexy grunty. kazooie should be a bigger cunt. klungo would be good and maybe mumbo swaps sides near the end when grunty gets hot. final boss mumbo could force you into different transformations or transform grunty into a giant dragon or something.

level design just make the levels small and self contained like kazooie since that has the best pacing. overworld can have some more involved stuff like tooie did. feel like they would need to have some new abilities but cant think of much maybe wall running or a goat transformation that lets you run on walls idk.

I love her so much

>>714898998 (OP)
an rpgmaker pixelshit where you play a human shota and cuck banjo with kazooie in various locations as you advance the plot towards his eventual suicide.

>>714906392
Microsoft would sooner go under than allow Rare, the video company they bought, to make video games.

>>714898998 (OP)
Not look like shit
Not play like shit
No fucking redesigns
No video game cynicism (looking at you L.O.G.)
L.O.G. gets publicly executed in humiliating fashion
Having sexy female NPC like Rare used to have
Awesome soundtrack
Lastly, doesn't end of a fucking cliffhanger

>>714910484
Whats LOG

>>714910216
Weird that this post isn't exaggeratory in any way

>>714910564
I've seen a lot of people call out different companies for that smiling friends scene, but microsoft was clearly their intent
>old dead IP of a scotformer whose music track even straight up sounds like banjo
>the 'new' character to replace him is just straight up doom guy with a skull face, who microsoft also now owns

Cloaca

It's good

Still can't fathom why they made Nuts and Bolts. Really shitty of them to do that.

>play on friend's Xbox and see these globohomo depictions of classic Rare characters
>"artist" assumes Kazooie uses a fucking trumpet for some reason
I have no idea how fans can ask for a new Banjo. Absolutely grim.

>>714915113
They struggled to figure out what to do
They tried a remake (with some new twists) but decided all that effort might as well go to a new game
They tried a new mechanic where Gruntilda actively competed against Banjo (it's what the race at the start of Nuts & Bolts is referencing) but that didn't work

>>714915113
out of spite thats why

>>714915054
me when I lie

>>714901723
>Donkey Kong Bananza
and what else? what "resurgence" ?

>>714915054
correct, it's good. It's just "good", when Kazooie and Tooie were "ludokino".

>>714915113
The entire character of L.O.G. pretty heavy-handedly explains it, really. Microsoft execs telling the dev team "no, you're not going to make a 3d platformer because gamers don't want that anymore" and forced them to make something different.

>>714910216
>>714910564
>>714911315
>than allow Rare, the video company they bought, to make video games.
They did
Everwild just went nowhere
The fucking Kinect games were what Rare WANTED to make by their own admission

>>714915732
>The entire character of L.O.G. pretty heavy-handedly explains it,
No dude, L.O.G. isn't Microsoft
L.O.G. is Rare
Look up Nuts & Bolts' development, the vehicle stuff was Rare's own ideas during production
It's been said multiple times by Rare's staff past and present that Microsoft is hands-off when it comes to what Rare wants to make

>>714915113
This was at a time were 'kiddie' stuff was looked down on by studios, as shit like call of duty and halo were taking over. Don't forget the redesign bomberman went under at the same time.

>xbox just laid off 9000 devs to make more budget for AI enforcement in all of their projects
>still asking for a new Banjo

Unless you want the most soulless and shittiest possible game you could ask for just let Banjo and anything Rare rest in peace. Xbox is on their way out and Microsoft is going to make sure it happens one way or another.

>>714917142
Barely anyone suggests a new Banjo game should even be done in-house
Rare doesn't want to do it
Double Fine doesn't want to do it
Only options left are external devs who are down for it and Toys for Bob said they're up to it

The entire sense of humor and writing of these games are characters calling each other fat and ugly. In what universe would nu-devs, let alone non-Brits, be willing to make a faithful new one?

>>714917519
I don't even want any external studios touching it. It's been too fucking long, just let Smash be the final send off and let the industry rot on it's own.

>>714910216
I don't think big companies enforce studios to make games outside of like their top 3 IPs. Usually the dev teams submit game-design-documents to the lead developer for approval. So basically if nobody there cares or remembers Banjo, especially the lead dev, then it won't get done. It's not like they have a guy who specifically scans their IPs and is like "uuuh yeah it's been X years since the last entry we have to make a sequel." So yeah, I don't think Microsoft is intentionally withholding Banjo. It's more like none of the studios want to make a Banjo game.

>>714920096
Pretty much
People make a big deal over dormant IPs but Microsoft has always been open to external devs wanting to take a crack at Rare's IPs that the studio itself has no plans on tackling anytime soon.
Killer Instinct, Battletoads, and Perfect Dark (yes I'm counting that) are examples
What makes people think Banjo-Kazooie is the exception?
The fact that it doesn't have a new game?
Look, sometimes people (capable people) don't show up to make the pitch.
Square Enix told the internet that they're open to whoever wants to make a new Gex game to knock on their door and license him but nothing came out of it.

>>714920096
I imagine its a mix. Going to microsoft and saying "okay here's banjo threeie, its the original but bigger-er" probably does get rejected. Microsoft has a finite budget and has to pick what they think the market wants the most. So unless Rare can find some stupid gimmick for banjo (like open world slop) it will probably never get funding.

>>714915295
>trumpet
>not a KAZOO
Yeah, a new Banjo will just be a fucking slap in the face to fans of the originals.

>>714906698
You know what? Make Gruntilda successfully turn into sexy Gruntilda, but she randomly transforms back and forth for jokes.

>>714898998 (OP)
BIRD SEX
That's all it needs.

>>714923085
Based.

>>714923085
>cropped
I'm gonna need a source

>>714898998 (OP)
the first part of the tutorial ask you to open a menu where you are asked to build a car, then Kazooie starts pecking banjo and telling him she is not participating on that shit again.

>>714922980
thats why I thought it would be fun to make it so it starts in steps.
first needs to revert her undeadness becoming normal grunty
then either become thin but still ugly or vice versa
then finally sexy grunty

>>714923458
It turns into vore trash.
I just cropped it since it was the first thing on e6 I could find that was easy enough to crop, lol.

>>714910563
The piece of shit from Nuts and Bolts. See Jontron's review if you don't want to play the game.

https://youtu.be/l69BP1uhlMs?si=Ln8oX184TULPpK7J

Fuck L.O.G!

>>714923930
>last vid 5 months ago
>most of his recent vids barely reaches 2 mill
I wonder what this guy does for a living.

I only ever finished Banjo-Tooie. Is it worth it to play the first game?

Keep in mind I'm a weirdo that loved Donkey Kong 64 and consider it my favorite Rareware game together with Conker's bad fur day.

>>714924464
Oh yeah, definitely, controls might be a bit more clunky compared to Tooie, like a bit of ending lag on the roll, but it's definitely worth your time. It's a lot more straightforward with its worlds compared to Tooie's open-endedness, but they're nice and to the point, you can clear every world in a single go, with one exception regarding Freezeezy Peak, but ultimately, it's worth playing through.

>>714899162
I’m hearing loot boxes

>>714923930
jontrons a fag watch this instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQpaRtk1fss&ab_channel=Panoots

>>714899162
but how will this create a continuous revenue stream?

>>714924965
Fuck off microshit shill

>>714924965
>"retrospective"
>1 hour long
>starts with a wiki essay
disgusting

move over banjo and yooka!

>>714925163
its the guys first and only long video give them a break

>>714925693
death penalty

>>714925362
Whomst?

>>714907470
Is there a better bing bing wahoo platformer villain? She mogs them all.

>>714924464
I really like Tooie's ambition but Kazooie is far more consistent. Definitely

>>714898998 (OP)
I think Tooie is a perfect sequel. It has all the moves and stages the series needed.

The only way is starting all over again or where the first game ended.

>>714924216
i think his dad runs a production company or something

>>714921876
Exactly. And the time a new studio does take a crack at an old/abandoned IP, none of the original creators are usually involved. It takes a rare combination of super fans of the IP that have actual talent behind them to pull it off (ex: Sonic Mania). Otherwise you get something that's a pale imitation of the old work or what the new team considers a "better" vision of the old work.

>>714932070
Speaking of super fans, I'm excited for the samurai pizza cats game. They pulled the original VAs out of retirement for it and everything.

>>714898998 (OP)
They have to make both Banjo and Kazooie get fat again but actually stay fat this time.

>>714915295
They probably saw the horned-kazoo she uses in BK's intro and went no further.

Make the movement more fun and design levels around that.

>>714898998 (OP)
sex with Dragon Kazooie

>>714923458
>the police are all pigs and weasels

Based Rare

>>714922859
>be a fucking slap in the face to fans of the originals.
bro we are like 30+ years old

>>714923930
He's a racist nazi prick so I don't give a fuck about him or his opinions sorry

>>714939445
keep going pls

I wanna fuck Kazooie
Is that normal?

>>714899162
First post. Best post.

I know there are those who worked on the original games that have said it would be impossible to please anyone with a new BK, but those of us who played it back in 98 and ACTUALLY want a new game already know exactly what we want from it. I don't expect a perfect game, but the formula is already there.

>>714898998 (OP)
My suggestion is to keep it simple expand on Banjo Tooie and flesh out Banjo and Kazooie's separate abilities. And make them be able to switch without a stupid pad. And no Mumbo because no one liked playing as that crippled character.

That aside complete the trilogy and this time permanently destroy Gruntilda. That's all Banjo needs complete the trilogy to put an end to the bear and bird. And the best thing that ever happened to Banjo is Gregg Mayles left Rare. Now Banjo has a chance to get a new game. We don't know if its good but its great to hear that bastard no longer works at Rare. Would be better if he died. He's the one who was blocking new Banjo games.

Banjo doesn't need to be like Sonic going on forever. He simply needs a third game to finish the trilogy. Even lesser platformers that sold less like Sly Cooper and Jak got a third game.

>>714915624
Pseudoregalia is the most recent platformer. But it sold lousy.

>>714905423
honestly this would be kinolvdo
bring conker and gex in as a cameo

>>714900108
You know what I want for the transformations? That they are so fully realized that you get unique boss fights with them.

>>714906006
bot post?

>>714944126
Bot or not Humba being race swapped into a white girl with smaller tits was bad. In modern day she would probably be deleted. In modern times as much as liberals like to preach about representation they omit American Indians.

>>714902120
I keep forgetting that Microsoft owns both Banjo and Spyro. Evil corporation. Rayman might be next.

>>714904867
That game did not sell and I'm tired of hearing about it and that stupid action game about the musical cripple with the robo cat. Those games did not sell so stop.

I fucking lost a comment I spent 30 minutes typing I wanna kill myself

TLDR; If you're not gonna make new games, take the Xbox BK/BT and fix issues and add some new sexy features and sell them as one package [insert list of new features I spent 30 minutes typing that I will never get back]

>>714904867
>and microsoft seems hellbent on keeping the few talented devs still around from making any fucking games.

Wrong. Microsoft got into the gaming industry while NEVER managing anything which is why Halo fell apart once Bungie was finished with Halo. So it's not that Microsoft is interfering they are so hands off they allow properties to become mismanaged and rot. There is no micro managing which leads to failure. Even Sega oversees Sonic. They do a mediocre job but they still keep an eye on the blue hedgehog to make sure nothing too hideous happens. That's still better than what Microsoft does which is Look The Other Way And Never Question.

If it was called banjo-threeie I would buy it

>>714920096
The worst part is how in Nuts and Bolts in-universe we see the attitudes of Rare employees they HATE colorful platforming games.

Basically Rare has become like Naughty Dog but they are seething angry because Naughty Dog DID achieve fame with Uncharted and Last Transsexual of Us. Rare wants THAT success.

>>714944992
>The worst part is how in Nuts and Bolts in-universe we see the attitudes of Rare employees they HATE colorful platforming games.
It's called British humor

>>714915295
>>714939238
even still, how dumb were they to not notice "KAZOO" in the name?

>>714943471
Relatively

>>714943471
You'd be considered pansexual