>HEY PAISANOS! IT'S THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW!

Doesn't he realize how shameful it is to stand out like that? So embarrassing...

DO THE MARIO

>>714903562 (OP)
>>714903768
he still gets more pussy than you btw

>>714903768
He is a tendie. He lives in /v/eality, a world where Nintendo is socially accepted and Playstation and a random guy named Eric do not exist.

>>714903862
this, having zero social awareness is a good thing actually

>>714903862
If by pussy you mean old women drugged with sleeping pills and sexually abused, yes, he gets it.

>>714903942
good thing? not really but it definitely beats having too much

>>714903979
and you're still a virgin.

>>714903862
I'd rather put my dick in a toy than get any of the "pussy" you're talking about. Rotting man hole is not worth it and you'll never be a women

Why are tendies the most autistic or mentally ill community vidya of all (followed closely by SEGAtroons)?

>>714904194
>posts image of the game whose """community""" is all (100%) pedos

>>714903562 (OP)
How does it stay on his head?

>>714903562 (OP)
/v/ mods if they real

>>714903562 (OP)
where can i find this video with audio

>>714904180
>i'd rather put my dick in a toy
and you'll be a sore loser for the rest of your life.

>>714905137
At least I'll be able to live the rest of my life. You axe wounded freaks hit the rope no later than 30

Everyone in this thread is a sheltered NEET with crippling social anxiety and has no relatable hobbies to talk about which prevents them from making friends.

>>714904732
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eQjtksi1eUg
don't do it

>>714903862
you look like this btw

>>714905192
>have sex with a woman
>calls them a tranny
pretty contradictory. the one not having sex with a woman is you.

>>714905693
i really hope he's hopelessly autistic because a normal person would grow up, think about this moment 15 years later and kill themselves from the embarrassment

>>714905962
Not who you're replying to but I unironically do except I have a beard that reaches my crotch

that nigga lookin zesty

>>714903768
what are you, his pathetic japanese salaryman dad?

>>714903562 (OP)
How does that thing on his head stay on the whole time when he started jumping forward?

>>714903562 (OP)
If he was black, this whole board would be down on their knees sucking his bbc

>>714905515
Nah, I draw, write, cultivate molds, dabble in botany. And even do some personal homebrew DM for those that like it.
lots of rape involved, stat draining, abduction, and even some drawn out amputation for meaty debuffs before hitting em with death

>>714903768
No. Autistic people are incapable of feeling shame.