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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:51:03 PM No.714908608
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Am I the only one that finds it odd that Ulfric isn't married?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:57:32 PM No.714909175
Because only Dunmer women can get him hard. Notice how the Stormcloaks hate non-nords so much but are the only ones that take in Dunmer refugees? Really makes you think
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:00:54 PM No.714909501
>>714908608 (OP)
He's married to his country
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:01:11 PM No.714909529
Married men cannot make societal change. Women shackle them and prevent them from doing anything that would threaten the status quo. The feds should give me a wife if they know whats good for them.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:02:40 PM No.714909645
>>714909529
most great men in history were married btw
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:05:15 PM No.714909857
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>>714908608 (OP)
His wife lives in the embassy.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:07:41 PM No.714910056
>>714908608 (OP)
secret argonian or khajit wife
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:09:27 PM No.714910194
>>714908608 (OP)
Yeah it's odd for a man to be based and not a simp enslaved to the vaginal jew.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:13:24 PM No.714910497
He's a powerful volcel
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:16:05 PM No.714910721
>>714908608 (OP)
the empire killed her probably
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:24:50 PM No.714911514
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>>714908608 (OP)
>spent his youth training to be a greybeard and serving in the imperial legion
>captured by the thalmor and tortured by elenwen (most likely sexually)
>spent early adult years leading a private mercenary army and imprisoned
>currently busy leading a rebellion to focus on other matters
Honestly it doesn't suprise me. Anyway it doesn't really metter that much, he can just appoint someone to be his heir instead
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:26:57 PM No.714911702
>>714911514
Why would Ulfrics father allow his only heir to become some pacifist, celibate monk who will spend the rest of his life alone on a mountain?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:28:30 PM No.714911858
>>714911702
He's not a worldly ego-hound?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:32:44 PM No.714912228
>>714911702
Because it is a great honor
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:45:56 PM No.714913349
>>714909645
But the greatest men were not.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:49:26 PM No.714913671
>>714913349
Name 5
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:59:15 PM No.714914481
>>714913671
Leonardo da Vinci
Isaac Newton
Nikola Tesla
Plato
Jesus Christ
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:09:46 AM No.714915308
>>714908608 (OP)
Wasn't the literal savior of Rome during its dark hour cucked by his wife with a gladiator?
This was during/after he succeeded at it
If that guy couldn't avoid it, what hope does the average person have
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:14:37 AM No.714915673
>>714915308
Na, not at all. That was from the movie GLadiator, which is entirely historical fiction.