King K Rool

Randy Bobandy lookin nigga.

>>714927884 (OP)
I don’t know why they’re keeping his return a secret, are they scared of backlash?

What's kinda cool is that król (crool) means king in polish. Kinda neat

>>714928012
Because it will blow up huge on nintwitter without them having to lift a finger.

>>714927884 (OP)
He ows me sex!

stealth belly thread

>>714928012
Apparently they just wanna keep it a surprise, the team grew up playing the country games and they really wanted to use him.

>>714928087
grool means pussy goop in english

>>714927884 (OP)
fat fuck

Kaptain K. Rool > this loser.

>>714928012
He's not returning.

>>714929663
pauline jr i voiced by mori calliope btw.

>>714928012
It needs to be secret cause the current villains in the marketing are VoidCo, and K. Rool’s return will not hit as hard if it’s spoiled.

>>714930930
>>>/vt/ranny

>>714930930
I would actually be pissed if that happened. Not because I have any sort of hatred for vtubers, but because I'm tired of Mori getting all this fucking work for all these big names because she's a white woman in Japan.

>>714931165
the seething from you is sweet bliss!

What if Shigeru Miyamoto knows he will get old and pass away, so he wants to produce a game that tells us how Mario's story ended?

>>714931248
>/vt/ranny
>and a mobilefag

>>714928113
Exactly this. Nintendo knows the K. Rool fanbase is rabid-they drop one blurry render or a cryptic jungle-themed teaser and people will lose their minds. Why waste a Direct slot when Twitter will do their marketing for free with theories and memes?

>>714927884 (OP)
I think K. Roolfags genuinely might kill themselves this time if he isn't in Bananza.