>>714935956>>714936180To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Minecraft. The mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of architecture most of the builds will go over a typical player's head. There's also Steve's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from herobrine creepypasta YouTube videos, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these undertones, to realize that the game's not just mechanically challenging- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Minecraft truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the creeper's existencial catchphrase "Tsssss... Boom!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Notch's genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an enderman tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
