I'm not joking. Play the 150cc cups without drifting and taking the best lines and you will 3 star them easily. What the fuck were they thinking

>>714937286 (OP)
It’s made for baby’s anon

Still crying huh?

the multiplayer is for adults, the singleplayer is for babies
simple as

>>714937286 (OP)
i'm not playing a game that punishes you for being in first

>>714937286 (OP)
3 staring the knockout tours is pure fucking suffering. Pretty much guaranteed to get blue shelled right before one of the checkpoints

>>714937286 (OP)
They were thinking anyone over the age of 5 would be playing online. And they would be correct.

yup yuup

Owning anything nintendo beyond the age of 18 should be punishable by death or unironic coal mine labor.

64 and DS are the only good singleplayer Mario Karts. The former's AI doesn't abuse blue shells or lightning, and the latter obviously has mission mode.

>>714937286 (OP)
I mean its mario kart.
The real problem with it is one lap. I love mario kart but this one i will skip on that alone :/
Looking forward to donkey kong

>>714937286 (OP)
Play F-Zero

>>714937705
This but PC. Nintendo games have a social element and still lend to normal human development, never met a PC player who wasn't a socially stunted shut in.

>>714937705
You gonna be ok champ?

>>714937286 (OP)
Nintendo knows its fanbase.
It's made for babies like you.

>>714937286 (OP)
I've tested this and it doesn't work.

>>714940262
It works. You were probably doing tricks. Play as retardedly as possible and the AI will adapt to your retardation

>>714937663
They were thinking anyone over the age of 5 would be playing something else.