Reminder that Samus is canonically a physically weak woman - /v/ (#714948676) [Archived: 452 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:10:10 AM No.714948676
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>skinny, sticky arms
>big boobs (sign of high body fat)
>tree trunk legs (fat)
>no visible abs
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:11:05 AM No.714948717
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>big, flabby ass
>no back definition whatsoever
>fat thighs which rub together
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:11:31 AM No.714948736
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Sex with balls
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:11:58 AM No.714948765
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Reminder that OP is Samus
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:13:23 AM No.714948827
>>714948676 (OP)
Pretty much built to satisfy black men.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:14:35 AM No.714948895
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>>714948676 (OP)
>>714948717
kill yourself sybb
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:15:35 AM No.714948937
>>714948765
I hope you derail more of these off topic threads anon I'm rooting for you
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:16:40 AM No.714948998
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>>714948676 (OP)
Whatever you say, Sakamoto
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:17:00 AM No.714949012
>>714948676 (OP)
Nindian thread
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:17:39 AM No.714949036
>>714948676 (OP)
...And that's a good thing
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:17:57 AM No.714949053
>>714948676 (OP)
I don't think that's the case.
Isn't she like super tall, super athletic, with Chozo DNA?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:18:59 AM No.714949110
>>714948676 (OP)
>>714948717
To be honest, all of this is true, but that's why she's so sexy.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:37:29 AM No.714950024
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>>714948765
my childhood awakening
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:40:23 AM No.714950147
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She killed billions
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:43:57 AM No.714950308
>>714948676 (OP)
Anything nintendo is degenerate. Do not bank on it.

Oot was an exception, prime 3 had good controls.

But all else nintendo is a syphon that doesn'√ return soul. They are child rape. They are detroyed people. Ninteno should be banned. Investing in considered treason.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:46:03 AM No.714950401
>>714948998
Look at her body in the first two posts, and then actually try to prove me wrong on any single point.

Try it.

No? Why not?

Because you can't.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:47:14 AM No.714950446
>>714950401
She's a ball in the 2nd post.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:47:55 AM No.714950487
>>714950446
That's the third post, dimwit.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:56:05 AM No.714950898
>>714950487
If that's the third post then where's the first post?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:57:44 AM No.714950978
>>714950898
OP post is first post, second post is the image of her ass
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:59:16 AM No.714951054
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>sybb thread

Not enough retards replying in your other one? >>714946147
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:00:40 AM No.714951121
>>714950024
When you're this mentally ill, you truly belong in an asylum.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:15:25 AM No.714951909
>>714950978
That's the first post.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:36:43 AM No.714952961
>>714948827
That explains Anthony.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:37:54 AM No.714953009
Anthony cut his wiener off
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:41:42 AM No.714953172
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>>714948676 (OP)
and these are her daughters. say something nice to them.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:46:23 AM No.714953382
>>714948676 (OP)
Anon, slim != weak. You don't see bodybuilders at the olympics.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:54:38 AM No.714953780
>>714948676 (OP)
she's a bird not a woman
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:00:17 AM No.714954050
>>714948676 (OP)
ABSOLUTELY BASED THREAD!!!!
Females are worthless heroes, fighters and adventurers and shoukd leave all that stuff to the men while being housewives and servants to them.
I bet I could beat Samus in her zero suit irl.
Make more of these threads when this one dies!

>>714953382
There is also a reason men and females don't compete. A random mtf tranny can shit on even the greatest women in most sports.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:00:38 AM No.714954070
>>714948676 (OP)
>big boob-
A fag made this thread
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:19:56 AM No.714955069
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>>714953780
I thought she was a clock?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:16:50 PM No.714957763
>>714953382
She's not just slim, she also has fat thighs and a big, flabby ass.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:18:57 PM No.714957873
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:20:10 PM No.714957943
>>714954050
Samus's body looks like she's ready for the bed, not for an adventure.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:21:40 PM No.714958025
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>>714957943
This!
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:23:18 PM No.714958098
>>714958025
Happy to see more people having enough of women and their endless bullshit.

Samus has a very soft body, like most women. The only reason she can kick ass is because of her power armor.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:25:46 PM No.714958238
I'm ngl I find Samus way more attractive when she has the suit on compared to zero suit
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:26:58 PM No.714958313
>>714958238
Have you told your father yet, anon? Did he bring the whip?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:27:16 PM No.714958332
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I'm ngl I find Samus way more attractive when she's a ball
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:36:00 PM No.714958775
>>714948717
She has a fucking mom ass, that's nasty
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:37:00 PM No.714958807
your mom
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:41:12 PM No.714959000
>>714953382
Samus's ass isn't exactly what you would call "slim".