Thread 714950884 - /v/ [Archived: 492 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:55:52 AM No.714950884
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Is it just me or does DK Bananza look extremely underwhelming in every way?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:06:45 AM No.714951428
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>sparks of hope but open world
sign me the hell up
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:09:19 AM No.714951578
>>714950884 (OP)
>Is it just me
yes eric. the voices in your head are also you.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:19:07 AM No.714952124
>>714951578
I don't know who Eric is sorry
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:21:07 AM No.714952223
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Game Over Dixie
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:21:19 AM No.714952229
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>Posted it again
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:25:02 AM No.714952415
>>714952229
Shigaru Miyatoyo thanks you for your service
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:29:33 AM No.714952613
toesuckin
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>>714952229
Baby numbers.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:29:37 AM No.714952615
>>714952415
>NOOOOOOO DON'T CALL ME OUT JUST LET ME SHIT UP THE BOARD IN PEACE
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:31:10 AM No.714952691
>>714950884 (OP)
Shut the fuck up, snoy.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:34:56 AM No.714952868
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>>714952415
You are the actual definition of a terminally online faggot.
Do something else in your life instead of shitposting 24/7.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:43:13 AM No.714953253
>>714952868
fuck off zoomer
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:07:16 AM No.714954421
>>714953253
>I have no defense so you're a zoomer!
Says the faggot shitting up the board non-stop, fuck off shitstain.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:12:54 AM No.714954695
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>>714954421
>You are the actual definition of a terminally online faggot.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:14:22 AM No.714954767
Is it just me or have I seen this thread ten times before?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:15:55 AM No.714954852
>>714954695
At least you admitted it shitter.
Gonna cry more than you are now because I told you to do something else with your life?
Pathetic.
See you on Thursday nigger.
>>714954767
I wouldn't be surprised if you see this 20 times more from now until the game releases when they will use new gameplay for their cope.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:17:21 AM No.714954923
what happens if you put this cart on a switch 1?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:17:22 AM No.714954926
beavis
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>tendies be like yo this game is fire
Yeah yeah FIRE FIRE FIRE
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:24:15 AM No.714955289
>>714950884 (OP)
I think the art and character designs are god awful.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:28:23 AM No.714955491
>>714950884 (OP)
Why would anyone ever go inside of a Mario pipe?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:29:35 AM No.714955558
>>714954852
I'm not a famitsutroon so I won't see you then,
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:29:58 AM No.714955573
I thought for 2 months till now it was called Banzana like "oh, Banzana". It's just much more ordinary Bananza
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:51:15 AM No.714956607
Looks like pure slop
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:52:21 AM No.714956663
Goyim of the slop.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:09:46 PM No.714957410
>in every way
>posts only one way
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:12:35 PM No.714957538
So is this retard going to spam bonaza threads for years to shit them up like he does to breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:12:56 PM No.714957557
destroying everything will get old after 30 mins
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:17:54 PM No.714957817
Can DK roll like he does in Country? I feel like DK's speed is too slow. He should have a walking and sprinting speed.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:20:45 PM No.714957971
Is it just me or does the macaco look extremely raped and gaped in every way?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:21:46 PM No.714958028
>>714957538
Yes. Obviously.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:23:33 PM No.714958112
>>714954923
it explodes
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:23:56 PM No.714958134
>>714957817
He has a roll that hurts enemies, so yes, something not too similar to Mario
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:25:55 PM No.714958249
>>714957538
Kill yourself you disgusting tendie mutt
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:27:16 PM No.714958331
>>714950884 (OP)
Damn the movement animation just resets when he stops moving. Looks bad
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:29:09 PM No.714958436
>>714950884 (OP)
Ugliest goddamned color palette I've seen in a Nintendo game so far.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:29:11 PM No.714958440
>>714958249
When will you kill yourself already so we don't have to see your shit threads every day
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:30:47 PM No.714958520
>>714950884 (OP)
Did he just eat glass?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:31:17 PM No.714958554
>>714958331
I noticed that too. Nintendo can't be that lazy, right? Bros?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:31:32 PM No.714958571
>>714954695
>It's a fucking zoomer spamming these webms
Not surprised.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:31:53 PM No.714958587
>>714958331
>>714958436
It looks like an unfinished alpha build lol
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:34:24 PM No.714958709
>>714958587
>>714958554
>>714958436
>>714958331
Prease understand
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:31:54 PM No.714961538
>>714952124
Eric always responds like this lol.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:32:25 PM No.714961570
>>714950884 (OP)
Eric...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:31:03 PM No.714964782
>>714950884 (OP)
>get main collectable from obvious hiding spot
Get ready to hear oh banana 500+ times
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:34:43 PM No.714964960
>>714950884 (OP)
>>714952124
>>714952415
>>714954926
>>714964782
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric.
page 10 bumping won't save your tranny ass.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:36:12 PM No.714965032
>>714950884 (OP)
>Banan in sewer pipe
what did Nintendo mean by this?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:38:14 PM No.714965143
>>714950884 (OP)
So... with the 'companion on back' mechanic, did Nintendo basically make a Banjo-Kazooie game and drape Donkey Kong across it?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:39:43 PM No.714965227
>>714965143
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:41:18 PM No.714965315
>>714950884 (OP)

what about OTHER webm
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:43:29 PM No.714965419
Gamecube had better graphics, in fact you could argue even the SNES Donkey Kongs did.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:46:52 PM No.714965569
>>714965419
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:53:31 PM No.714965934
>>714965419
trvth nvke
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:53:49 PM No.714965956
Didn't Mario Odyssey have moons laid out in basically the same way? Every time I see this webm posted, I just think of somebody posting Banjo Kazooie, or any other collectathon where the player finds a random collectable in a "hidden spot" as if im supposed to have a problem with that. Please OP, explain to me what you want me to be mad about. Is it the character animations? Is it the overall graphics? Is it the non-Rare DK? The game will probably do fine regardless of console warring hate-shitposting. Nothing mind blowing, probably not deserving of any higher commendation than Odyssey got, but also probably not deserving of this round the clock campaign to try to smear a video game.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:54:00 PM No.714965963
>>714965934
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric