Saints Row (2022) - /v/ (#714969268) [Archived: 589 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:50:22 PM No.714969268
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Is this game worth playing? I got it for free and my download is 90% done. Is the customization good?
>play the old ones
Just did again which is why I wanna try this one out
>play anything else
I wanna play Saints Row though
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:51:29 PM No.714969331
>>714969268 (OP)
>I wanna play Saints Row though
Then you don't want to play this. But you've already downloaded it. Give it a go, you'll know in fifteen minutes, tops, whether or not it's what you want.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:53:09 PM No.714969447
It's nothing like the old ones
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:53:25 PM No.714969462
Itโ€™s like asking if tiny white cocks are worth fucking. No, theyโ€™re not.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:53:39 PM No.714969483
>>714969268 (OP)
>I wanna play Saint's Row
play 2 then
reboot is neither fun nor Saint's Row
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:58:06 PM No.714969790
That game killed Volition. This is how bad it was.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:00:31 PM No.714969947
>>714969331
>>714969447
So you don't get to be part of a gang in an open world and run around doing open world stuff and don't get to customize stuff like a good purple gangster guy?
What is so different did they add some stupid shit like aliens or superpowers?
>>714969483
I just replayed it, game was fun but also crashed a bit so I don't wanna play it right away as that would irritate me
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:01:24 PM No.714970005
>>714969268 (OP)
I also got it for free and it wasn't even funny bad. It's just flat out boring and controls like shit. You'd be better off trying to get Saints Row 2 to work.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:02:41 PM No.714970093
>>714969268 (OP)
>>714969947
you play as a leftist student who be gay and does crime to pay off their student loans
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:04:24 PM No.714970191
>>714970093
The true zoomer experience then.
Figures.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:30:29 PM No.714971731
>>714970093
Can't I just make my character like not gay? These games have lots of customization. Paying off student loans by riding around the block slinging dope, popping fools and whatever other gang stuff people do sounds fine to me these games have always been silly anyways.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:37:26 PM No.714972182
fuckin weirdo
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:03:07 PM No.714973839
>>714972182
Go buy some more Shark Cards zoomie
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:04:47 PM No.714973961
>>714969268 (OP)
>I wanna play Saints Row though
This shit is Agents of Mayhem at best.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:10:19 PM No.714974362
>>714969268 (OP)
In parts I like that they've given up on the pretenses that these games were about real gangsters. Gangsters are in no way heroes. But they fumbled the execution on everything, like AM which also had potential. The game felt like a cash-grab on top of the series' name. The only two good games in the series are console exclusives. Buy an XBOX or download Xenia to play the only good games in the series
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:23:11 PM No.714975395
>make player character a lady as attractive as the character creator allows
>have her walk around cutscenes completely naked, uncensored breasts, with just a laughing face emoji covering her groin
>all without any mods
For all the talk about how woke it is people overlook that the game still lets you do that. Worth the free download at least.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:24:39 PM No.714975537
I think it's cringe zoomer humor that reeks of "how do you do fellow kids?", its also riddled with bugs. Still since you got it for free you should play it anyway and form your own opinion instead of just adopting what you've read on a Mongolian shadowpuppet forum.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:33:13 PM No.714976209
>>714971731
How dare you have a rational attitude?
You should be up in arms, already, over some random autismo's political interpretation of the game.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:52:20 PM No.714977528
>>714969268 (OP)
>download 90% of the game
>should I play it???
Mother fucker why even ask at that point?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:29:56 PM No.714980373
>>714977528
Games are like 60 hours long
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:31:33 PM No.714980532
>>714969268 (OP)
>Actually wanting to play Saints Woke
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:32:52 PM No.714980670
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>>714969790
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:34:04 PM No.714980759
>>714969268 (OP)
>Is it worth it?
>90% downloaded
You are exactly the kind of person this game is made for. You'll have a blast.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:35:54 PM No.714980889
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>>714969268 (OP)
It's insultingly bad in many ways. Even the gunplay is bland and boring. I can't think of single thing done better than previous games besides maybe repainting guns.
The worst is the writing. It's a disgrace to the franchise.

It's cearly written by a sheltered white woman that knows absolutely nothing about gangs and the violent masculine traits that drive the culture.
When I learned this was true I laughed for like 15 minutes.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:37:00 PM No.714980964
>>714980889
virtually all these critiques work for the previous games though
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:37:10 PM No.714980986
>>714980670
All they had to was give him a role where he's actually a badass sidekick instead leaving him injured or dead the whole game. It would have saved the franchise.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:37:23 PM No.714981002
No this reboot is completely trash, filled with millennial writing such as "don't yuck someone's yum"
Just play saints row 2 on gog, it actually works unlike the steam version.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:38:18 PM No.714981061
>>714980964
No they don't you disingenuous retarded piece of shit. Fuck you and your very wrong troll opinion. Kill yourself, feminist vermin.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:39:29 PM No.714981151
>>714981061
>gunplay is bland and boring
check
>written by a sheltered white woman that knows absolutely nothing about gangs
check
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:40:36 PM No.714981231
>>714969268 (OP)
Its not the worst game in the world, some of the missions are fun enough. But its INCREDIBLY sterile to the point it just feels awkward. Very little edge to it which is weird because of how far the earlier titles would go without that much issue.
Gameplay is fine, SR game play was always bare bones in general. But yeah a bit more edge would have done a lot for it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:40:49 PM No.714981253
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:45:53 PM No.714981645
>>714969268 (OP)
I got for free and decided to try it out but I've seen gameplay and let's plays of it and the file size was so unnecessarily bloated I couldn't justify the download time so I never bothered.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:08:45 PM No.714983508
>Gentrified Theft Auto, where the broke MBA graduate, the art major and the shirtless DJ turn to armed robbery and murder to finance their lifestyle (paying off student loans and rent with the occasional mugmosas)
Sadly the writing not self aware enough to turn it into a proper genre parody.
Also very barebones gameplay wise. The only positive thing I can say is that the map with the southwestern setting is decent, clearly more effort went into there than in previous games.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:18:01 PM No.714984246
>>714975537
>I think it's cringe zoomer humor that reeks of "how do you do fellow kids
The writers are Gen Xers that said in interviews were trying to appeal millennials.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:37:39 PM No.714985661
i tried to give it a chance but it's just not a good game. the driving is awful, the town is empty, the whole vibe feel soulless.