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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:58:13 PM No.714973527
Sean Malstrom On Donkey Kong Bananza
Sean Malstrom On Donkey Kong Bananza
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Donkey Kong Bananza will FAIL.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:01:00 PM No.714973704
>>714973527 (OP)
>i play games for their content, not their gameplay
Retard detected, opinion rejected, so long gay bowser. Sage
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:01:18 PM No.714973717
>>714973527 (OP)
7.8/10
too many executions
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:01:49 PM No.714973763
firefox_2025-07-09_16-01-20
firefox_2025-07-09_16-01-20
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I'm excited
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:04:46 PM No.714973957
>>714973527 (OP)
>Pauline reminded me of Midna
Little Pauline wishes she had Midna's curves (to better seduce large gorilla men with)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:05:34 PM No.714974025
>>714973527 (OP)
Watch it get a 94 on Metacritic and sell 3 million in less than a week.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:05:50 PM No.714974051
kill yourself Sean and stop spamming your pseudoblog here. Nobody cared in 20 years and nobody will care EVER
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:06:53 PM No.714974126
>>714973527 (OP)
Sounds gay
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:07:58 PM No.714974191
>forced muliplayer
What a dumbass
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:08:34 PM No.714974230
>>714973527 (OP)
Some literally who didn't like it oh no the game will certainly fail now
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:12:17 PM No.714974496
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>I play games for their content, not their gameplay
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:12:19 PM No.714974497
kill yourself Sean and stop spamming your pseudoblog here. Nobody cared in 20 years and nobody will care EVER
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:13:33 PM No.714974592
>>714973704
Sage is not a downboat reddit-kun
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:13:52 PM No.714974623
>>714973527 (OP)
I wanna stuff this nerd in a locker. He sounds insufferable to have a conversation with
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:14:16 PM No.714974660
>>714974592
kys Sean
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:18:05 PM No.714974989
>>714974660
That's nice bud
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:18:51 PM No.714975052
>>714974989
>>714974051
sage
7/9/2025, 5:22:25 PM No.714975320
>>714974592
sage
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:29:08 PM No.714975891
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>>714975320
Bump
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:32:34 PM No.714976168
>>714975891
kill yourself Sean and stop spamming your pseudoblog here. Nobody cared in 20 years and nobody will care EVER
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:32:55 PM No.714976186
>>714973763
Same, but not $80 excited. Will play it on the inevitably hacked switch 2
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:44:16 PM No.714976958
>>714974496
Did you expect more from a ""games journalist""
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:57:00 PM No.714977832
>>714976958
he's not a journo, it's a random retard with a "blog" full of retarded shit since 2007
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:58:42 PM No.714977952
>>714977832
I wouldn't know, not invested enough in the opinion of some random retard online
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:06:11 PM No.714978546
>>714977832
>he's not a journo, it's a random retard with a "blog" full of retarded shit since 2007
Game urinalists are just that, but official.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:07:10 PM No.714978628
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>>714973527 (OP)
Thanks for the feedback
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:09:24 PM No.714978792
>>714973527 (OP)
People already have "black people fatigue". I don't think it's the best time to release a Donkey Kong game.