Thread 714979438 - /v/ [Archived: 573 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:17:57 PM No.714979438
Bowser-in-Super-Smash-Bros[1]
Bowser-in-Super-Smash-Bros[1]
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What makes him evil? Why should we dislike him?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:20:28 PM No.714979630
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:20:57 PM No.714979672
>>714979438 (OP)
He turned the entire Mushroom Kingdom's population into bricks and kidnapped a member of their royal family.
Imagine if you got turned into a brick just because some faggot with access to magic powers wanted to fuck your country's first lady or whatever
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:22:44 PM No.714979816
>another retarded thread topic meant to bait for a stealth porn thread
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:24:09 PM No.714979917
>>714979672
Toadstool propaganda
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:24:53 PM No.714979969
>>714979816
Is that what you think?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:26:52 PM No.714980128
>>714979672
He wants to kidnap and imprison women and assume their positions of power. He's the ultimate chud.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:28:53 PM No.714980293
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>>714980128
Well that makes Mario the ultimate white knight since he goes to the trouble of saving Peach but gets barely anything for it.

Seems like two sides of the same coin and the real problem is Peach herself.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:34:30 PM No.714980797
>>714980293
Now hold on, mario does this cause it inadvertently effects his plumbing business. The whole mushroom population turned too bricks, where is he suppose to do business now? Beanbean kingdom?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:35:53 PM No.714980887
>>714979969
That's typically how it goes, yes. No one could ask such a stupid question in sincerity.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:36:05 PM No.714980901
>>714980797
Does Peach have the power to undo Bowser's spell?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:37:54 PM No.714981034
>>714979672
this didn't happen, and if it did - I'd be grateful to given such a strong purpose in Bowser's life
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:38:29 PM No.714981079
Wait
So if all the blocks in the Mushroom Kingdom are transformed citizens, does that mean for every block Mario broke, he killed a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:39:28 PM No.714981150
>game where you destroy time of bricks
>"oh yeah that's the population of the mushroom kingdom btw"
Wtf were they thinking with that original backstory.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:40:14 PM No.714981206
bowser
bowser
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>>714979438 (OP)
He's not really evil, just kind of an asshole. He's a good ruler who maintains loyalty in his subjects despite frequent retarded schemes to kidnap and marry his oneitis that involve mobilizing his kingdom's entire forces. It's literally NEVER once worked, but his subjects remain loyal regardless, so he's doing something right.
>Well, he probably just rules by fear
Almost certainly not, because the RPG titles have frequently shown that his subjects could and would overthrow him if they lost their genuine loyalty.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:40:30 PM No.714981223
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I wish the movie better integrated the power ups and ? blocks into the setting because the way it was done ended up making them feel disjointed.

Are ? blocks like...a thing that just naturally occurs in their world?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:42:05 PM No.714981340
>>714979438 (OP)
He's evil because he's incredibly selfish and will screw over anyone who gets in the way of what he wants. Sometimes what he wants IS to screw someone over, and he's got the power to do that. That said, you aren't necessarily supposed to dislike him.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:43:38 PM No.714981464
porn posted in this thread so far: 0
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:49:14 PM No.714981884
>>714981464
>>0714981206
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:50:00 PM No.714981949
>>714981884
What did you point to? It's not there.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:50:46 PM No.714982009
>>714981884
That's literally not pornography.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:52:10 PM No.714982103
>>714979438 (OP)
Lets be honest here. Peach wanted to be captured.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:52:22 PM No.714982119
>>714981949
>>714982009
>cropped out cloaca
>not porn
Noticing.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:54:01 PM No.714982251
>>714982119
you can stop embarassing yourself whenever you like
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:54:04 PM No.714982253
>>714982119
That image isn't cropped. The artist has drawn porn of Bowser, but that specific image isn't porn.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:57:33 PM No.714982571
rip and tear
rip and tear
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>>714979438 (OP)
He's labeled as a literal demon, the western titles just don't bother mention that for some reason. Although considering Ganon started being called Demon King with TotK, maybe Bowser has a chance.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:57:35 PM No.714982579
>>714980901
That's why Bowser kidnaps her, because she has the power to undo the spell.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:59:40 PM No.714982740
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>>714979438 (OP)
>What makes him evil?
He just wants to rule the mushroom kingdom as a whole. That's tyrannical and against Peach's legitimate government.
>Why should we dislike him.
You shouldn't! Bowser is a likeable character through and through and it's always a joy whenever he has a prevalent role beyond 'final boss'
Mind you, Bowser has his own kingdom (or share of land) and most of his subjects are truly loyal to him (to the point of needing brainwashing to make them go against their king). So yes, just because he is the badguy doesn't mean he is a bad guy.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:04:16 PM No.714983121
Mario's Friends2
Mario's Friends2
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>>714981079
>>714981150
They were thinking that people would actually read the manual past the first page.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:04:31 PM No.714983138
Capture
Capture
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>>714982103
>be princess toadstool
>bored of castle life
>same old boring princess shit every day
>sneak out and make contact with the Koopa tribe (famous for their black magic)
>grab the attention of their leader, King "Bowser" Koopa while slutting it up in public
>this is exciting for her
>shit goes sideways and she didn't expect him to turn all of her citizens into bricks
>random white knight appears for some reason, this is you (Mario)
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:13:03 PM No.714983859
>>714983138
Wasn't this mistranslated slop?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:14:41 PM No.714983990
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>>714979630
Based Bowsegg shipper.