I laughed. I laughed so hard I peed a little, then I stood up and clapped before I changed my underwear. Bravo Kojima.

I guess it is pretty funny

>>715030049 (OP)
Kojima. Needs. A. Tard. Wrangler.

xD this was teh funniest scene in teh gamez0rz!!! i literally went OMGWTFBBQ when i saw this :D

>>715030814
You're old enough to shitpost about this like typing like this is a bad thing.

>>715030049 (OP)
I really enjoyed this webm, thanks for posting

>>715030049 (OP)
is this atari 2600

>Japanese "humor"

It was so funny, that I just fell of my chair because I couldn't and can't stop laugh.

>>715030049 (OP)
Is the joke here that pizza is more important then children's lives?

okay this is epic

>>715030994
rawr

>>715031827
No the joke is those who ruins pizza with pineapple should die

>>715030049 (OP)
LMAO I thought this was TF2 at first cause of the Pizza man's outfit.

>>715030049 (OP)
I mean this is pretty kino. You have to be black to disagree

>>715030049 (OP)
>Cheese on, cheese off.

>>715030049 (OP)
i thought this was dead rising

>>715031565
Indiana Jones tier. So no

>>715030049 (OP)
This wasn't that funny.
Now Charlie's dance was fucking gold.
Literally
>NUH UH
>"starts dancing"

>>715030049 (OP)
That was pretty funny Anon, thanks.

>>715030049 (OP)
if you told me this from yakuza like a dragon 12 I would believe you

>>715030049 (OP)
How is this worse than Kaz and his burgers?

>>715039010
It really got me that a completely fabricated burger made purely out of amino acids nearly killed the old man from euphoria. Ultimately they are right, but god damn its a blackpill.

>>715030049 (OP)
I like it. Fuck you fags.

Now I want some pizza

>>715030049 (OP)
I don't understand. Isn't this like a serious sci-fi game? Why do I keep seeing clips that look like a Yakuza sub story?

>>715030049 (OP)

>>715041210
Serious with goofy moments, like Metal Gear.

it's a shame this place is so miserable that they can't even enjoy kojima absurdism anymore.

>>715041950
sad!

>>715041697
Honestly the goofy moments don't bug me as much as the serious moments in Kojima games mainly because when he's trying to write serious shit it just comes off as absurd and laughable. Case in point the whole shit in MGS2 where it's revealed Otacon's crippled dad killed himself by rolling his electric wheelchair into their pool after witnessing Otacon bang his new stepmom. You'd have to be retarded to think players would get all emotional and shit over that instead of just laughing at the mental image of a fucking crippled cuck slowly rolling his way over to a pool and tipping over into after seeing his son fuck the every living shit out of his new wife.
He'd be better off hiring writers who know what the fuck they're doing to handle most of the writing while keeping his involvement with the games strictly to writing the occasional goofy section.

>>715038557
those movies were literal decades ago anon, not in 2014+10+1

>>715042131
Hey that's the inside of my computer playing this game in the future.

>>715030049 (OP)
john wick reference?

>>715030049 (OP)
SO RANDOM AND KEKED
BRAVO KOJIMBUS!!!!

I'm fairly certain that, as Kojima is nearing the point where he will possibly retire from the industry, he's just seeing what utter nonsense he can get away with.

>>715030049 (OP)
Proof that Kojima can shit on someone's plate and they'll just eat it up.

>>715031827
Yes.
>>715032697
Also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MYX6R2fuwE

Gay

>>715030049 (OP)
This is peak Jackie Cha- fuck!