LOL

>>715032358 (OP)
They're right. Goon is a lame ass phrase for it.

>>715032358 (OP)
Fap is the sound of a process, coom is the result. Goon is just nonsense.

>>715032456
it's misappropriated
Gooning is another level below for masturbating past edging

For me, it's self-abuse

>>715032602
go eat some tasteless wheat, old man

>>715032663
Look down at your cock. See that? I did that :)

>>715032849
>jooos took m-
>oh, good morning mr. kellogg

>>715032849
You gave me phimosis?

>>715032358 (OP)
not lol
not even close

>>715032358 (OP)

Use onanize like a proper, educated chap.

>>715032358 (OP)
>fapper
>schlicker <- you will never
>wanker <- Australia is here
>tosser <- Britain is here
>coomer
>gooner <- brainrot burgers are here
Do the blacks still say they're bricked when not refering to doing anything with masonry, shitting bricks, or having their computer or smartphone turn into a brick?

>>715032358 (OP)
>putting an unspoilered LOL by itself in the OP
enjoy your autosage

>>715033115
why does he look like a metal slug character

>>715033475
That's just how Swedish coomers looked like in 1918.

>>715033293
bricked is still a thing yes

>>715033576
nobody were coomers back then because everyone had sex more often than us