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Anonymous No.715050330 [Report] >>715050549 >>715050589 >>715050606 >>715050687 >>715054018 >>715054819 >>715058839 >>715059338 >>715069523 >>715071060 >>715072734 >>715074672 >>715074869 >>715076191
4 months Prime bros
Anonymous No.715050549 [Report]
>>715050330 (OP)
Long time enough for me to buy a switch 2
Anonymous No.715050589 [Report] >>715050710
>>715050330 (OP)
Have they mentioned wether the game will still be available on the normal switch?
Or do I have to paypig for the switch 2?
Anonymous No.715050606 [Report]
>>715050330 (OP)
which halo is this
Anonymous No.715050608 [Report]
>4 months until the release date is revealed
Anonymous No.715050687 [Report] >>715053836 >>715061284 >>715066453
>>715050330 (OP)
>use physic powers to open doors
>tendies think this is revolutionary gameplay
Anonymous No.715050710 [Report]
>>715050589
it'll be on switch 1 yeah
Anonymous No.715051134 [Report]
You jelly?

You jelly.
Anonymous No.715053836 [Report]
>>715050687
the trailer’s narration was retarded but don’t pretend she hasn’t been shooting wacky shit at doors to open them since the 80’s
Anonymous No.715054018 [Report] >>715054239 >>715054707 >>715058110
>>715050330 (OP)
The last trailer ruined the hype most people had. They made such a big deal about opening doors.
Anonymous No.715054239 [Report]
>>715054018
Nintendo’s trailers are all like this now, explaining to the viewer the mechanics and conceit of the game in the dryest, most succinct manner possible, as if explaining why the sky is blue to a toddler. This is because the average tendie is either a child mentally. They could have made a better, more engaging trailer for this game but then some retard would get confused because they weren’t spoonfed.

The treehouse gameplay footage is a better indication of just how good Beyond will be, but that’s not what they showed most people. Most people were showed elaborate door-opening autism.
Anonymous No.715054707 [Report] >>715054802 >>715054925 >>715058110 >>715059050 >>715059150 >>715060972 >>715066521
>>715054018
If you possesed eyes then what should have killed the hype was watching the actual gameplay footage. Prime 4 makes Halo 1 look like a high octane movement focused fps. Why do samus and her enemies have such cucked movement in 2025? Also lock on is inexcusable. Use. The Mouse. Cancel the switch 1 port if you have to or just make them wii mote waggle as an alternative. All the pieces were on the board for Nintendo to make something truly passable for once and they come out with this literal 2000 era single stick shooter bullshit. And this is after YEARS of delays, restarts, and dev hell. Insanity.

Metroid Prime Begone.
Anonymous No.715054802 [Report]
>>715054707
shut up nigger
Anonymous No.715054819 [Report]
>>715050330 (OP)
what halo 4 mod is this?
Anonymous No.715054925 [Report]
>>715054707
Looks good to me, bro.
Anonymous No.715058110 [Report]
>>715054707
>>715054018
Anonymous No.715058839 [Report]
>>715050330 (OP)
>80$
Nintendo put more promotion into Metroid just for the sake of trying to kill it. Classy.
Anonymous No.715058991 [Report]
what XBOX 360 game is this?
Anonymous No.715059050 [Report]
>>715054707
>They hate him cuz he's right
Anonymous No.715059150 [Report]
>>715054707
You're mad that Metroid Prime looks like Metroid Prime instead of it being Doom Eternal
Anonymous No.715059287 [Report]
Sex with balls
Anonymous No.715059338 [Report] >>715059636 >>715060154 >>715060412
>>715050330 (OP)
I sure am glad discussion of my favorite video game series on this board has been hijacked by a single unemployed schizophrenic talking to himself 24/7 FOR YEARS and that the mods will do nothing about it
Anonymous No.715059636 [Report]
>>715059338
it's an abstract kind of hell , man
Anonymous No.715060154 [Report] >>715070903
>>715059338
I love drunk Samus, cause there's no way she doesn't booze it up every now and then with all the bullshit she's been through.
Anonymous No.715060412 [Report] >>715060835
>>715059338
Fortunately he has never been good at hiding who he is, he is instantly recognizable and just as easily ignored.

It can’t be that fucking difficult not to give (you)‘s to schizos.
Anonymous No.715060835 [Report]
>>715060412
unfortunately it is that hard for anon not to take bait, which is why bottom feeders like acfaggot and erictranny have been free to shit up the board for over a decade
Anonymous No.715060972 [Report] >>715061038
>>715054707
It looks like Metroid Prime which is exactly what we want.
Anonymous No.715061038 [Report]
>>715060972
/thread, secondaries need not apply
Anonymous No.715061284 [Report]
>>715050687
>That spoiler
https://youtu.be/-PyVFYLZTms&t=2m18s
Anonymous No.715061787 [Report] >>715062810 >>715067384 >>715067462 >>715067879 >>715067991 >>715068932
As a young and passionate anon I once believe Metroid deserved far more prestige and success, as a wiser and more mature anon I realize now that Metroid’s niche status protects it from being watered-down to cater to retarded normalfags. I hope Beyond sells 4m tops.
Anonymous No.715062810 [Report]
>>715061787
based
Anonymous No.715066453 [Report]
>>715050687
>tendies think this is revolutionary gameplay
Nobody thinks this
Anonymous No.715066521 [Report]
>>715054707
>WHY NEW GAME BAD COMPARED TO OLD GAME
>LOL THIS GAME LOOKS OLD WHY BUY
Anonymous No.715066884 [Report] >>715067417
If the backtracking borefest that was prime wasn't called metroid there wouldn't have even been a sequel in the first place. The series is artificially kept alive by being nintendo.
Anonymous No.715067384 [Report]
>>715061787
Fucking THIS. Imagine if MP4 was open world survival crafting slop like nuzelda. It would be fucking dogshit. It’s a good thing Retro is actually a good developer.
Anonymous No.715067417 [Report]
>>715066884
Anonymous No.715067462 [Report]
>>715061787
smartest poster ITT
Anonymous No.715067879 [Report] >>715068932
>>715061787
yeah 4 to 5 million would be ideal, dont need Nintendo making it theme park and movie friendly
Anonymous No.715067981 [Report]
I thought Prime 3 was pretty weak and the footage of Prime 4 doesn't look much more interesting.
Anonymous No.715067991 [Report] >>715068254 >>715071048 >>715074821
>>715061787
You say that, but Metriod Dread turned it partially into a movie game. The EMMI segments were all complete linear nearly cinematic experiences and the rest of it is constantly fully of dialogue and lore dumps out of no where.
Anonymous No.715068208 [Report]
Is this the one with manfaced samus?
Anonymous No.715068254 [Report] >>715068405 >>715068932 >>715069329
>>715067991
Nobody reply to this post, it’s Doug. This is your only chance to save the thread because he WILL derail it. You cannot defeat him, he’s too powerful, do not reply to his post. Do not reply to his response to this post either.
Anonymous No.715068405 [Report]
>>715068254
I ignored him because anyone calling a metroid game a movie game is too retarded to have a real conversation with
Anonymous No.715068932 [Report]
>>715061787
>>715068254
>>715067879
>metroid thread
>more based anons than in any other threads
Anonymous No.715069329 [Report]
>>715068254
He’s easy to spot. That retard will never get my (you)’s.
Anonymous No.715069351 [Report] >>715069807
>tfw won’t be able to play on launch due to financial trouble
>spoilers will be almost unavoidable
Anonymous No.715069523 [Report] >>715069750
>>715050330 (OP)
>4 months
I think it will be released in september since nothing is coming that month
Anonymous No.715069750 [Report] >>715070196 >>715072178
>>715069523
september, november and December don't have any big game iirc. And they still have to give a date to MP4 and Kirby so they should be in some of those slots
Anonymous No.715069807 [Report] >>715069942 >>715071169
It's going to be mediocre, prepare yourselves Prime fans.

>>715069351
>story mattering in Metroid
Anonymous No.715069902 [Report]
Is this the game that E3 anon asked for at the top of every thread? Good for him, makes me happy he finally got it.
Anonymous No.715069942 [Report] >>715073302
>>715069807
It will be good, and like Dread its success will rape tortanicfags to death. Don’t you ever get tired of being a tortanicfag? You are the niggers of /v/.
Anonymous No.715070196 [Report] >>715071372
>>715069750
They'll want a big release to drive switch 2 sales through the holiday period and I'm wondering if metroid fits the bill or if they have some other announcement coming
Anonymous No.715070903 [Report]
>>715060154
I think one of the Fusion endings shows her in a bar at the end, so she definitely lands on some kind of populated planet or space station for some R&R every so often.
Anonymous No.715071048 [Report]
>>715067991
The EMMI segments are by far the worst experience I have ever had in a Metroid game. They went too cinematic in Dread, and despite what everyone says I think Samus Returns had the perfect mix of 'Samus being cool' and gameplay. Dread went ott because people responded to it positively and it went too far and ruined it.
Anonymous No.715071060 [Report] >>715071307
>>715050330 (OP)
Inb4 they pivoted the "Metroidvania" formula to Open World Ubisoft slop, where all you do is exhaust task-lists and repetitive content until you're sick of the game and defeat the final boss.
Anonymous No.715071169 [Report] >>715073302
>>715069807
Anonymous No.715071180 [Report]
reminder that it will samefag if you don’t give it (you)’s, just continue ignoring it and it will eventually grow bored and wait for the next thread to try and shit up
Anonymous No.715071307 [Report]
>>715071060
This s0nygger is trying to derail the thread by crying about BotW again and making the thread about that. Don’t fall for it.
Anonymous No.715071372 [Report]
>>715070196
The Switch 2 is selling great now despite having no games, so I don't think it'll stop selling anytime soon, also MP4 is a Switch 1 game.
Anonymous No.715072178 [Report] >>715072485 >>715072787
>>715069750
December is probably Hyrule Warriors since it was confirmed for winter
Anonymous No.715072485 [Report] >>715073028
>>715072178
Is anyone really looking forward to that? I liked the first but not the second and now the main cast are a bunch of furries
Anonymous No.715072734 [Report] >>715072898
>>715050330 (OP)
Why does Halo look better than this?
Anonymous No.715072787 [Report]
>>715072178
Musous are extremely niche, even more than Metroid is. I guess they could be shallow and go off brand recognition alone but I didn’t think any of the Hyrule Warriors games were that good DESU
Anonymous No.715072898 [Report]
>>715072734
Halo 1-3 were great. Stay mad, snoy.
Anonymous No.715072991 [Report]
>xbox as a brand is collapsing
>343 literally cannot make a good game
>halo hasn’t had a good game since reach
>metroid is back on the upswing and more successful than it’s ever been
>is on track to have its fourth consecutive good game
No wonder the Xcucks are seething.
Anonymous No.715073028 [Report]
>>715072485
I only played the first but Age of Calamity was the best selling musou title so a sequel probably seems like a no brainer for Nintendo/Koei.
Anonymous No.715073302 [Report] >>715073520
>>715069942
>>715071169
I really want it to be good but the last Retro Metroid Prime was almost 20 years ago and even that one was a downgrade. I'm not a snoy or a doomposter but I think people should be braced for a "good" game at best.
Anonymous No.715073520 [Report]
>>715073302
Prime 3 was a downgrade but it was still good(Doug is going to chime in now, don’t respond to him)and yeah Retro is a very confusing group of people so I’m not sure what to expect with the new one.
Anonymous No.715074594 [Report] >>715075443
this game will either be a 6/10 or a 9/10 entirely depending on how good the soundtrack is
Anonymous No.715074672 [Report]
>>715050330 (OP)
Looks boring
Anonymous No.715074821 [Report]
>>715067991
different studio though. I thought the EMMI segments were fine on their own and it's no worse than Fusion in the story-ness department. The shit thing about the EMMI segments were how they stuck around on the map as just bland empty identical rooms breaking up each area's environment design. They were fine to actually play through in the moment.
Anonymous No.715074869 [Report]
>>715050330 (OP)
looooooool
Anonymous No.715075012 [Report]
more prime games is all I care about
Anonymous No.715075443 [Report]
>>715074594
Based on what I’ve heard I’d say it’s a solid 8/10. The lush jungle theme is good. The space pirate invasion track is okay. Metroid should always keep the theremin slide whistle and crushed vocals and sound like an over the top space opera, this franchise is at its best when it embraces its roots as early pulp sci fi. Kenji Yamamoto is definitely involved, because the intro version of Theme of Super Metroid uses the incredibly obscure Sound in Action extended version and it sounds great.
Anonymous No.715076191 [Report] >>715076573
>>715050330 (OP)
Any hope for Prime 2 and 3 to come to Switch remastered like Prime 1? I am new to the series just having beat Prime 1 and damn, what a game. Seriously even just part way through the game it had me hoping soon for the other Prime games to get a re-release and hopefully physically.

I hate how underrated Metroid is. It deserves far more success. It deserves its fucking flowers already.
Anonymous No.715076573 [Report]
>>715076191
No one knows, but I wouldn’t get your hopes up. Metroid Prime Remastered seems like it was more a proof of concept to get Nintendo to let Retro take over MP4’s development than being part of some marketing push. And I’d rather Retro focus on making Beyond as good as it can be than stretch themselves thin remaking the entire trilogy.