>connection lost

think that cat just enjoys walking on whatever that surface is

>>715054373 (OP)
Chat is this real?

>>715054373 (OP)
you can see the leash

>>715054414
fraid so...

>>715054604
damn...

>connection lost

>>715054373 (OP)
>When the toxoplasmosis hits

>>715054373 (OP)
Toxo moment

>Sneak 100

>enemies can aggro you

>>715054817
mcdonalds didn't have the toy he wanted :(

>>715054670
>killing hookers in GTA

>game has cooking

>>715054373 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>715054817
holy shit it's patient zero

>>715054902
There's still no need for all the theatrics, he can just pwetend it's wawity and it's fine

>>715055320
>needed a tool to slice a fucking pizza
state

>party members can romance each other

>>715054373 (OP)
lol he btfo'd that retard hard
imagine being owned by a cat

>game has a fishing minigame

>>715054373 (OP)
>game has team-up combos

>enemies can gang up on you

>>715055320
Why does she use a ruler to cut a pizza lmao

>>715054817
There was a bee inside the car

>>715056005
>>715056752
oh look, experts from /ck/ who act like they know more about pizza than the italian girl

>>715056005
>>715056752
for consistency, dumb chuds

>>715056752
To remove an element of human error in getting evenly sized slices and avoid the percentage of customers that would see it as reason to complain

>>715056906
do italians have genes responsible for pizza knowledge?

>>715056906
>nobody could ever know more about pizza than any random italian
Fuck off
Fucking hate Italians so much

>>715056906
Italians aren't white. They don't own pizza

>>715056954
>>715057024
lmao look how i made them fume. You will NEVER be a real cook.

>>715054670
>pig threw the pig
poetic
>that one whore is wearing sweatpants to work
why even bother

>>715057082
I've met both of my grandmothers, I'm exactly as qualified as any hecking based Italian

>>715057212
well if you were then you would know why she uses tools to slice the pizza, so i doubt it

>party member approves

>>715054775
tom and jerry shit

>>715054406
Some cats really like novel or unusual sensations. My boy cat’s favorite thing is the sound when I put clean silverware in the drawer. He’ll come running when he hears me open the dishwasher, and he’ll pace around on the counter doing that “chirp” thing that they do when they get excited, and nuzzle anything he’s hear while I put spoons away.

My only guess is the sound of the clanking hits a certain vibration in the air that he digs.

>>715055320
that's a good looking pizza

>>715057293
I answered why she uses it, dipshit

>>715054775
That is straight up a Tom and Jerry bit.

>>715054817
Dude might have just found out his mom died or something, leave him alone.

>f2p player

>>715054373 (OP)
caption this

>>715056954
>>715057024
You will never eat a real pizza. You have no cuisine, you have no culture, you have no taste. You eat a pie twisted by jews and amerimutts into a cruel mockery of Italy's perfection.

>>715055320
>She’s not good enough to cut that shit free hand

You want to know how I know she’s never at that cutting station?

>>715056663
>that ultra slow long pole
>faints/gets zapped before it reaches him
kek

>>715056663
>Resident Evil 4 village opening.webm

>>715056906
I did that shit for years free hand, and never got any complaints. I even did this backward swipe thing that I’d do from pure muscle memory that people thought was cool. That little cutter stencil thing only came out when inspectors came by.

>>715057478
Throwing a temper tantrum isn't an adult reaction to getting depressing news.

>>715056571

>>715057825
I was a wreck for at least two days when my dad died. I didn’t spazz out like that, but I wasn’t exactly functional. You can talk a big game all day, but you don’t really know how you react until you’re there.

Though hell, he might just be spazzing out because they forgot his onion rings. I don’t know why I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

>>715055320
>AIJATI
idgi

>>715057825
Denial and anger are the first two stages, what the fuck are you talking about

>NPCs have better path finding than your party members

>>715054670
>yakuza 0 heat action

>>715057985
>>715058002
Grow up.

>game has multiple difficulties

>>715054775
>royal_rat_authority.webm

>>715058159

>>715058002
Being angry and spazzing out uncontrollably are wildly different things. One is understandable, acceptable. There is never a good reason to react to something like that.

>>715058153
>12-year-old “tough guy” telling me to grow up

Yeah, ok.

>>715054604
do not be afraid

>>715057801
>and never got any complaints
probably because people prefer not to talk to you

>connection lost, reconnecting

>>715058268
Calm down anon, you're getting yourself worked up over nothing again.

>>715057068
they invented pizza unlike you mutt
you invented blacked.com and corn syrop, well done there fag.

>>715057801
>That little cutter stencil thing only came out when inspectors came by
So if anyone was watching then you used it. Like say you were being filmed, for example.

>>715058312
Is that why they were begging me to be GM at the time? Yeah, suck a dick.

>game has DRM

>>715056571
nigger/jeet behavior

>>715058256
Stay shackled by society, cuck. Let it rule over your emotions and surrender your free will to what is "acceptable".

>>715058445
can't believe you, and a few more, got so fired up over a random girl cutting some pizza, this is crazy dude

>>715058390
>Act like a faggot
>Get called a faggot
>”WOOOOOOW, CALM DOWN BRO”

>>715058395
They didn't even know what one of the staple ingredients was without help from the Americas

>>715054817
I don't think he should be driving in that state

>>715058528
You are getting trolled hard.

>>715058528
You're the one spazzing out anon.

>>715058497
but that's a white hand in the video?

>>715058043
>pulling out a gun for a guy in swim trunks

>>715058395
We all know you should stop at the initial inception of an idea and never improve on it. That’s why we’re still driving Model Ts and flying around in Wright Bros gliders.

>>715056262
>giving a bear your fucking neck
Absolute fucking retard should have died right then and there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myfNtsaFmro

>>715054817
Why did he turn on the wipers if it's not raining?

>game is properly localized

>>715058395
We only invented the modern world, including the site, internet, and device that you’re using to talk shit right now.

>>715058745
It worked for her. Maybe you should just get better at training bears, pussy.

>>715055320
>Wearing an Italy shirt while making such a dog shit pizza
What an insult

>>715054670
>Sonic Ring Loss SFX

>>715054670
There's a lot of ass in this webm.

>>715055320
Bwos, I think I'm in love..................

>>715058768
trying to wipe away his tears ;_;

>>715058824
It's not a matter of training you idiot, it's playing russian roulette with the bear's natural instincts. She got lucky. There was an equal chance for a switch to flip in it's head and for it to bite a chunk out of her neck.
Natural instincts are the sole reason why there are plenty of animals much more intelligent than dogs and housecats, like raccoons, but they're not kept as pets. It takes centuries of active domestication by humans (with the exception of cats, who essentially domesticated themselves) to breed out the natural survival and hunter instincts that make them dangerous to humans and civilization.

>game has an objectively evil faction

>>715055320
I LOVE ITALIAN WOMEN

>>715058315
IIRC he knows he has this condition but he still wants to drive

>>715056005
i'd rather she do that than some retard like you cut it uneven af and then one of us has to take the bullet for the smallest slice during a sharing session

>>715059031
>>715059225
>see a basic girl
>AAHHHHHH I THINK IM IN LOVE
yeah, this is why posting 3dpd should be banned on this board

>>715059303
>faggot comes out and admits he's a faggot

>game has triple boss

>>715056262
Holy sexo is there porn of her in AOZ?

>>715059190
Cope harder fag, she clearly knows what she's doing and the results show that. Try to dismiss everybody better than you at something as "lucky" and see how quickly everyone gets sick of speaking to you.

>>715059362
>not being thirsty and desperate = being a faggot
touch grass, incel

>helping low level characters in MMO

>>715058768
He's angry that they won't turn off

>>715059303
Superiority in simplicity.

>>715057498
>Nintendo Joy Con drift

>>715055320
Please tell me she’s a porn star or some other OnlyFans whore. Not because I want to look her up, but because this webm shatters the argument that, “real women aren’t hot” we’ve had Western devs shove down our throats.

Lotta gayfags and trollfags itt

>>715059397
>faggot doubles down on taking cocks up his ass

>>715059675
She is, look up Shailoshana

>>715059382
press f for sauce

>>715059226
Which shouldn't be allowed.

>>715054373 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/hp3tj9.mp4

>>715059303
Yes basic girls are better than most women nowadays.

>>715059382

>>715058312
>oh my god bro like... nobody wants to speak to you ok?
Holy faggoli...

>>715058685
learn to read, nigger brained retard

>game has summoner spells

>>715058528
It's OK Anon, take solice that I too, think he's a fag.

>>715054817
Reminds me of when my first gf broke up with me. I was driving home and screaming the entire half hour or so it took.

>>715058043
Context? Why are they chasing that guy?

>game has pestering NPCs

>you can aggro party members

>>715060021
lmao, cuck

>>715060053
wheres the cat, u niggers said this was the toxo thread

>>715060118
she shows the kitty a bit later

>>715060072
Yeah nah that cat can get booted into the wall

>>715060053
SAUCE

>game has philosophical themes

>>715060239
>>715060053
oh it's macy meadows I guess

>>715059751
Lmao

>>715060072
What happened though? The couple agitated the cat somehow.

>>715054670
janny deleted, repost it

>you can reach seemingly unaccessible locations

>>715059226
>intent to commit negligent manslaughter
don't see that charge every day

>game is woke

>>715058043
The fuck did he do?

>game has yuri fanservice

>>715060535
Lesbians are only woke if the implication is that they wouldn't both surrender to the power of cock
Those two would

>>715060040
>>715060569
I think they're just goycattle that saw the police officer running after him and they thought the best course of action would be to help the police officer, for some reason

>>715060040
cause he's running away

>>715060567
Me surrounded by cute trans girls

>>715060671
>sees 2 girls kissing
>thinks about the "power of cock"

>>715060741
Seeing lesbians always makes me think about the power of my cock

>>715054775
Unironically the AI in mgsv

Fucking turd of a game

>>715056005
You'd have to use a tool to cut it anyway you dingdong. How is a pizza cutter or a knife not a tool?

>>715060187
>enemies can transform

>>715060656
that's not yuri, yuri has to be cute, thats just some nasty lebanons traying to suck out each others gums

>>715060723
If I had a dollar for every guy I've seen not be able to figure out that people will stop chasing them if they just turn off their getaway music

>>715054373 (OP)
bruh how is blud doin that fr

>game has unexpected encounters

>>715057497

>>715054817
Nerve gas?

>>715061017
idgi

>>715061017
>landscaper is transporting wheelbarrows
idgi

>The antagonist of the game falls to the very thing that made him infamous

>>715060904
>suck out each others gums
That's oddly specific...

>>715054775
unironically tho where did the rat go?

>>715060741
Lesbians are approximately twice as likely as those who are heterosexual to have a teen pregnancy

>>715061146
look at cat's feet

>>715055320
Damn, I love seeing beautiful things, makes the bleak world less heavy.

>>715061034
aww he's smiling

>game features character customization

>>715061080
>>715061109
looks like three wise men sitting from a distance

>>715054817
>>715059580
>when you drive someone elses car and cant find the correct switch

>>715060441

>>715061370
new VTM looking kinda dumpy

>>715056262
When a bear bites some random women's ass its funny and cute but when i do it its 'weeeird'.

>>715055320
>/an/ thread
>posts a video of a woman

>>715061080
>>715061109

>>715055320
stupid bitch mirrored her video

>>715060072
That man is clearly a demon.

>big gun: 0
>small gun: 0
>melee: 30

>>715054817
He was just feelin the song nigga

>most hated race is also the most attractive one

>>715061580
It's so you can read it in the mirror when she's behind you, retard

>hunting for the rare cheevos

>>715058043
>enemy can charm mobs

>>715061391
>>715061571
oh damn, I thought that might be it but wasn't sure

>>715061627
What did his wife do to need this warning?

>>715061710
>on today's episode of "what the fuck did you think would happen?"

>>715057340
It sounds like birds/squeekig mouse. Like seeing food on tv.

>>715061710
>The wider they are...

>>715061298
fag

>>715057985
>You can talk a big game all day, but you don’t really know how you react until you’re there.
Ok, I've been there and did not spazz out like a child.
>>715058002
>Denial and anger are the first two stages
Never did I experience denial or anger. I was sad and cried when I had a moment to myself but I had shit to get done regarding the funeral.
An adult does not let his emotions control him.

>>715054414
>>715054604
>>715054630
>>715058285
Fuck off, none of you pathetic retards are funny when you're trying to pretend you're on the stream of a eceleb you worship because you're insufferable morons who can only form parasocial relationships.
Fuck, you're so pathetic.

>>715061745
Believe in yourself.

>>715058043
fucking narcs, run on speedy, run on

>>715060187
>combat mode activated

>>715057825
>Be zoomer retard
>Too young to experience loss in any significant capacity beyond BUckly memeing
>Chime in unprompted about something you know nothing about
Granted having a visceral freakout is a bit extreme, but you and your kind still should be heading off to the front lines soon, soldier.

>>715061765
Borsh tasted weird that night

>>715060250
Behold! A good post!

>>715060904
very true
not cute? not yuri lol

>>715061442
Does she know her panties are showing?

>>715061298
based

>platforming requires pixel perfection precision

>>715059529
we need games where you play as a digger

>>715061652
>>715062348
ew

>>715061710
Coke enema?

>>715059225
same

>>715062348
That's disgusting
Fucking alien from American Dad looking bitch

>>715054775
Must be the wind...

>>715062306
They are pants in-universe.

>>715062395
what a retard

>>715061146
Get off the fucking keyboard, you fuck.

>>715054373 (OP)
>>715054775
>>715059224
>>715059978
>>715060072
>>715060441
>>715061627

>>715060678
I can't believe we have BLM shills on this board

>>715062121
>I'm glad we installed that water filter

>>715060862
When we say fresh, we mean fresh!

>enemies can steal from your inventory

>>715062590
Rape

>>715062709

>>715062709
Anon please stop huffing cat shit

>>715055320
goddamn I love cute thin girls

>>715062803
>Welcome to the pokemon creature network

>>715062717
>public health care is literally robbery, my taxes are being stolen to pay for a service everyone else uses
>nooooo you can't just defund the police

>>715058693
Maybe he's hiding a big iron in those trunks.

>>715061710
>Ennemy has a telegraphed attack
You can see her belly inflating as it pours in and then deflate right before it expells.

>>715061990

>>715055320
this made the mutts seethe hard lmao

>>715063130
Are you saying you never get sick?

>>715058002
Stages of grief are complete nonsense.

>>715059303
she is cute
besides nerd here are going crazy for animu biches as well so what's your point you retarded niggerfaggot?

I have determined after much fuckery that it isn't guile's fault the process control and system call functions are a pain in the ass, that's just how UNIX works.
It's just a horrible system that's both very obsessed with security to the point of being a huge overcomplicated pain, and then simultaneously has zero restrictions so you can do fucking anything, even bricking your entire computer, even by accident, easily. It's a total shitshow.

>>715057825
>"Erm excuse me fellow human being, would you mind reacting in more of a way that makes me feel comfortable? Thank you."

>>715063385
Huh

>>715063385
Anon please stop huffing cat shit

>>715061710
>>715061774
tbf that chick probably doesn't have any brain power due to half of her diet being literal shit, i mean seriously i don't know if there's anyone on earth that's eaten as much shit as that chick, she's like an ouroboros it comes out and it's going right back in

>>715062451
diet coke + mentos

>>715063446
>>715063478
the perils of multi thread posting

>>715056954
Yes

>>715057498
Dualsense controller drift

>>715063265
Not him but in my country public healthcare costs taxpayers a stupid amount, yet the service is one of the worst in Europe, they keep closing down hospitals and I can't even find a doctor

>>715063423
Like it or not the idea that any reaction a person can have is perfectly valid and personal is complete bullshit, spazzing out like that in any context shows that you are a subhuman fuckwit and everyone around would be right to ostracise you for it

>>715063535
Wait, so you're just talking out of your ass or is she a well-known scatological whore? I don't dabble in shit, so forgive my ignorance.

>>715063764

>>715063709
That could be anywhere in Europe. Add in ever increasing waves of brown newcomers and it could be anywhere in western Europe.

>>715054373 (OP)
lost harder than nortubel

>>715063760
He's alone in his car, not bothering anyone but some absolute fucking sperg on an imageboard who would probably react even worse if his mom forgot his tendies one evening.

>>715056571
Does this even do anything to the fish?

>>715062348
She cute

>>715063764
well known shit eater yea, sluttylittlelex/lexinwonderland

>>715063841
>omg-just-let-people-enjoy-things.jpg

>>715063841
Being alone in his car doesn't change anything about what I said

>>715063980
Yes it does

>>715059948
And yet it was a white hand who did it. Fuck off faggot I sincerely hope you have a brain aneurysm

>>715055320
>Italia shirt
>that big ass nasty fucking pizza
Nona is rolling in her grave

>>715063848
not really, they don't have the chemistry or receptors to even taste it
it's just regular bbq sauce so it's basically just a fruit paste, so it might feed them a little bit, I guess

>>715063841
He still gave me the Ick and deserved to get Acked, sorry not sorry

>>715064230
Shut the fuck up

>>715059151

>>715059031
>>715058914
>>715057382
>>715061580
>>715055320
yep, chink and korean niggers are all fake animefags 3dpd normalnigger unvirgin newniggers

japnime are the real deal

>>715060567
me being eaten alive by rats after I collapse from a 36 hour edging sesh

>>715055320
I would go there and treat the employees harshly just for the 1% chance she might spit on my pizza

>>715064296
hope she sees this bro

>game makes references to classical works

>>715061990
It needs to be said more often

>>715063760
He's not even around anyone. Or at least I'm sure he thought he was doing this in private until some subhuman hit the content button in their brain instead of the empathy button. Hope you and the cameraman here suffer terrible fates one day and are subjected to the same treatment.
>Oh but I would never react that way no matter what
Well we'll just have to see about that now won't we.

>>715062410
ok Hans

>>715062121

>>715054775
apex predator btw

>>715060950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqioYis_Mo&ab_channel=Andoni

>>715061109
>>715061080
It looks like three members of Devo sitting in the truck.

>>715064684
>Well we'll just have to see about that now won't we
Sure. I don't know what you think could get me to chimp out like a retard.

>>715063848
it makes it even more delicious

>>715055320
subhuman narcissist femcel

>>715062121
He was cranking it with his parents just around the corner?

>>715064834
>subhuman narcissist
This but all the newfag commentary in this thread spamming buzzwords because they lack empathy and cannot imagine someone behaving in any manner they would not.

>>715064834
someone's fuming behind this post

>>715064885
You never had to do that?

>>715056005
>>715056752
>IS THAT A WOMAN?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>715064910
>criticize subhuman female
>subhuman limpdick monkey immediately comes to the rescue
lol

>>715064910
i read this out loud every time i see it posted, but now they're telling me i can't use the computers in the library any more

>>715056663
How did a slow swing of such a weak looking weapon knock him out like that?

>>715061652
don't be lured by the devil, anon

>unbeatable boss

>tank put all his points into EVA over DEF

>>715064997
you didn't criticize anything, you just vomited 3 words you learned in your first week on 4chan..welcome btw. But lurk moar

>>715064936
I mean, I've masturbated in some precarious situations before, but never with my parents right around the corner.

>>715065125
ANON WATCH OUT
HE'S GOING TO POST ANOTHER AD-HOM AND CALL IT "CRITICISM"

>>715065125
>uhh i-i-its your first week on 4chan isnt it hehe yeah uhh
>i know lurkers, on 4chan
u mad faggot lol

>>715065124
What the fuck is her problem?

>>715054373 (OP)
lag

>>715064735
A fine addition to my collection

>>715062841
How muchbif a scumbag you have to be to do this.

>>715065234
I'm not the one who lost my shit upon seeing a webm of a girl cutting a pizza so no, can't say that i am mad. I think she is cute

>game is profound

Notice the amount of cat posts to dog posts.
Gamers rise up.

>>715065124
I like that he doesn't give a shit about losing it, he just will not have it knocked away from him
There's no moment of reflection where he decides that it was worth it, it meant nothing but it also meant everything

>>715065125
People don't lurk anymore because there's no consequence for not lurking. Everyone knows now you can just go on the internet and behave however you want regardless of context, topic, or culture.

>>715060250
why doesnt he just fly?

>>715062348
she would give birth to the most masculine men. hott

>>715065191
faggot please
>>715065361
>cat poster
>I think she is cute
good god
post another cat

>>715058227
I don't remember seeing jotaro laughing

>>715065358
>>715062841
how much of a retard do you have to be to steal from a place that always has a bouncer in front.

>>715065362
Every time I see an elephant thumbnail I briefly think it's going to be the one where the elephant is scooping shit out of another elephant's ass with its nose and eating it.

>>715065260

>>715060656
ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY

>>715062395
fuck imagine how much that hurt

>>715065507
It's really easy to get away with it actually
One guy there did

>>715056639
Flintstones shit.

>>715065514
kek I know that one but I only save the cute ones

>>715065574
Honestly, my reaction was that it could have been a lot worse. He at least managed to grab the railing and avoid bashing his head directly. A bit of a shake on the neck, but still, a relative success for such a stupid fucking maneuver.

>>715062841
The sudden pan to his face always makes me think of those pictures Kevin Smith posts of himself crying after watching shit like Captain Marvel

>game is antisemitic

>>715065769
he looks like he hypnotizes human females

>>715065394
This was before 1903.

>>715057498
poor hamster, the wheel is not only invisible, but slightly angled

>>715065827

>>715065865
I would certainly believe he has a coin tied to a string

>>715062709
>Cats BAD
>Lions and other big felines GOOD

>>715060385
brain tumor
usually the cat will have a sudden behavioral change and will never be the same again
sucks

>>715060862
don't they need to breathe water to survive? How can they go on for so long?

>>715057024
MAMMA MIA I BURNA THE PIZZA!

>>715066050
Their just reacting to the sodium in the onions sauce

>>715066023
They just get one-tapped by the brain tumor and that's it? Permanently altered personality forever?

>>715065549
kek

>>715066229
yes. it's tragic

>>715066258
The fuck even happened?

>>715066258
get fuckin MiB'd, idiot

>>715060862
The bohrok swarm awakens!

>>715066229
>anon doesn't know about the infamous case of the man whose hypersexual pedophilia vanished once he had a tumor removed
It does post a significant question: Are You your brain or the tumor? The brain can sometimes be a flimsy piece of wetware and the list of maladies is inventive, evocative, and downright frightening.

>>715066336
aliens

>>715066258
Fucking aliens, man

>>715065121
Wow, I did believe it was a spider until the end.

>>715065957

>>715056571
I dont know why this upsets people that's probably the greatest thing that fish ever tasted

>>715066469
There's just something about attractive women letting animals do what they want.

>>715066469
tits too big, ass too big, hips too wide, way too old

>>715061017
>the ever elusive three monks of construction

>>715066362
I mean, I assume a brain tumor is inherently a mass formed from cells already present in the brain, right? Same for any tumor anywhere I guess. Not that I'd know anything about that, it just seems logical. If that's the case, it makes sense that having it removed or allowing it to do its thing could permanently alter you one way or another.

>>715059382
I'll take ur entire stock

>>715056262
That's a good bear, they can be trained to be chill with humans but the problem is they then want to play with humans and because they are 800lbs will unintentionally crush you to death so as cool as they are it just ain't worth it

>>715066683
I hope this video doesn't tank Devito's career...

>>715060645
I like how all the other sheep are like what the fuck is brad doing?

>>715066336
The guy in the car activated holy fire aura.

>>715060671

NINTENDO 64
SEGA GENESIS
This was the CGI used in the season finale of the 5th(?) season of the hit TV show LOST back in the late 2000s

>>715059303
side effect of all brownoid boys growing up watching western porn I'm afraid

How many elephant rape webms are there...

>>715066336
he experienced the unmatched power of the sun

>guild leader berates your performance

>>715067127
wew lad people have been doing this for ages. Once upon a time, 4chan was a place for social outcasts long before it became mega popular across the internet and attracted millions and millions of newfag niggers (like your "-oid" buzzword-using self).

>>715065865
YEAH WELL WHO'S THE RAPIST NOW?

>game lets you make friends

What's the best way to kill dogs?

>>715060656
disgusting faggot shit
stop posting any time

>>715067552
Old age.

>>715065502
Its from the sun 'fight', they laughed because the sun is a retard

>>715067552
A gun
An onion maybe

>>715067547
>500 psi titty twister
Ouch

>>715060053
ugly cunt
I hate the western porn industry so much it's unreal

>>715057068
>Italians aren't white
This was a joke we used to make to banter amongst ourselves. We didn't realize there were a billion brownoids watching with no sense of humor.

>>715067376
Wow I really struck a nerve lmao

>>715067845
>immediately begins going off the newfag buzzphrase checklist
wowee! what assumption will this specimen make next?

>>715066469
>>715065827
Post THAT elephant webm...

>>715067552
Old age + Onion + Gun + White woman

Sleep well pupper...

>>715065121
I can’t believe the bird was actually stupid enough to go back for it a second time after already being bitten.

>>715056005
>>715056752
unironically because women suck at hand-eye coordination.
The men in that restaurant definitely do not use it.

>>715067982
The yellow bikini one? The girl is like 13, anon...

>>715065827
why doesn't she suck his trunk?

>>715067552
What's the best way to kill asians?

>>715068195
she's an adult now so it's okay

>>715068195
So?

>>715068195
Either make a point or leaf.

>>715068272
Get a big pile of styrofoam and soak it in kerosene for a while, then throw it at them with some fire

>>715066917
can someone photoshop out the text for me on this?

>>715068195
nah don't post it, i don't like how it made me feel down there when i saw it yesterday...

>>715068195
It's ok according to the jannies. (Last time they let it stay up while deleting other things and moving the thread to /b/)

>>715059529
>enemy has a tiny minion that follows it around

>>715060072
considering the guy looks like hired help for moving into an apartment, the sensible explanation for this is:
>The cat lives here
>This is not their cat

>>715055320
I wish I had a wife like her.

>>715060724
>trans
>cute
nothing cute about mentally ill men.

>>715068506
Hired help might take their shoes off, not their socks

>>715068554
sent ;)

>>715068554
Yeah, too bad you never will

>>715061125
What?

You ever scroll through a 400 reply thread and it's only that big because some extremely sad guy is replying to everything, trying to start a flame war?

>>715068195
Well I found it anyway so get bent homo

>>715068727
Quite often. That was XV-kun's speciality in almost any FF thread for the longest time.

>>715068278
This. Have you never touched yourself thinking on that first school classmate you had a horny crush on until this day?

>>715057825
>>715063760
>>715064825
Your belief is opposite. To spaz out is human, to react calmly and internalize your pain is what a robot would do. We aren't robots. Go away ChatGPT AI.

>>715062590
What game?

>>715068727
Is that Epstein on the left

>>715068562
They are women, not men

>>715059382
sauce please

>>715057478
He should have replied to my post.

>>715068846
There is an extraordinary amount of middle ground between spazzing out and reacting calmly

>>715065514
>enemies can heal other enemies

>>715056752
Pizzautism

>game has environmental story telling

>>715068727
What the hell, Beethoven was on Epstein island?

>>715065996
>>Cats BAD
Yes, they cull the bird population if they're outdoor cats and they don't have unconditional love for their owners. Dogs are better and it's not even a comparison lol
>>Lions and other big felines GOOD
They're wild animals, not pets. I'm indifferent.

>>715065394
Because it's a man?

>>715068870
yes

>>715067982

>>715066514
you could say the same about the bigger fish that eventually eats that one

>simps ruin another thread

>>715068870
Who cares if that's him or not. Stop asking questions because we're sick of talking about it.

>>715057825
Yes it is you fucking retard

>>715069236
pull out game is strong

>>715069236
How do you fuck up that badly?

>>715068195
Post it.

>>715054775

>>715069236
fuck yea bro, get it

>>715067552
atom bomb

>>715069252
Maybe you consider things tasty after someone else has ingested them but I think it makes them taste like shit

>>715068776
Link?

>>715062174
god dammit not again

>>715056005
>all the simps replying
Kek.

>>715062395
>SLAMMED his throat directly into the metal full force
He's dead

>>715067552
bigger dog

>>715069282
Shalom

>>715069484
Now that I know just how easy it is to find I'm not spoonfeeding

>>715068776
>>715069484
Nvm found it.
Cute butt.

>>715065358
It's a strip club, no one there is not a scumbag.

>>715056005
it's called a standards
try having a job

>>715069654
>>715069683

>>715069769
PMd you the fix

>>715054373 (OP)
ANNIE ARE YOU OH-KAY?!

>>715062841
>npcs can steal from each other

>>715069769
You should have already found it before even getting to the point of asking for it
It's just that not hidden

>>715065124
Should have broken the glass in her eye socket too. He'll end up in jail on assault anyway so might as well give the foid something she'll always remember next time she starts shit and forgets she's only alive because men allow it.

>>715060656
Those are just two attention whores trying to get men off, they feel nothing for each other.

>>715069945
>Excuse me ma'am, while i was taking a creepshot of your ass i noticed that the woman behind you tried to steal something from your bag

>Login failed
>Reason: You are banned

>>715065768
KEK you're right

>>715060473
>intent to commit negligent
you can’t intend to accidentally kill someone
the word you’re looking for is reckless

Good fucking thread

>NPC's continue making voice logs and diary entries right until they get killed by a monster

>>715060072
>being this afraid of a fucking cat
Fucking kek

>>715055320
that pizza looks like that shit gordon ramsey was making fun of....YUCK

>>715064326

>>715069110
>fuck timber gon d-ACK!

>>715070313
I assumed it wasn't his cat and he didn't want to hurt it but also didn't want it attacking him
only logical movie is to get away from it

>>715070150
nooooo save himmmm

>>715068417
please bro... for the children...

>>715067026
and it doesn't look anything like an n64 game, gj

>>715054373 (OP)
>Enemies can cook

>>715070346
The thing about Gordon is that he's an attention whore with no principles. Him making fun of food means nothing, he does it for money.

>>715070308
Yeah that one was fucked up.

>>715070520
holy shit

>>715058002
Some times you just have to let it out. At least they had the good grace to keep it contained in thier car.

>>715070543
Cool.

That pizza looks nasty, just like the one ramsay was making fun of.

>>715070308
>I'm badly wounded, this datalog entry will likely be the last I ever write. The creature is hunting me, I can hear it outside, it's- Oh, OH NO! It's trying to get inside! It's getting- No it's inside! AAARRGghhhh it's eating me aaaAaaaAAAARGH NOO THE PAIN IS INSANE OHHH I'M DYING IT'S KILLING ME REEEE DON'T FORGET THE CODE FOR THE DOOR IS FIVE, NINE, S- UUAARGGH I CAN'T FINISH THE DOOR CODE IT'S BITTEN THROUGH MY RIBCAGE I'M GGHCKJ DSSC C U N TVG

>>715070308
The girl was definitely getting nailed by her stepdad

>>715057340
Too cute. Their little kitty brains are so fascinating

>>715070308
>borderlands voice log

>>715070543
But you don't understand he's a CELEBRITY his words mean something!!!!!!!

>>715070649
What

>>715069769
why is everyone being gay? gay site flagging this post as spam so i couldn't mass reply

>>715060072
If my pet tries to do that, I will murder it right where it stands
Respect your superior or else.

>>715065769
tapirs have gigantic dicks

>>715056906
The girl is not Italian and that pizza looks awful

>boss has a fancy intro

>>715070735
>we need to differentiate the male and female enemies
>I know, put a bow on the female one

>>715070735
I was expecting whatever it was to be way worse, literally just a kid having fun

>>715070756
Don't get a pet, or reproduce.

>>715070716
The girl, you know the one

>>715070735
Really cute butt.

>>715054775
how did it figure that shit out?

>>715070735
That is so fucking scary. Animals might flip the fuck out at any second for no reason, elephants are not toys.

>>715061370
>Stellar Blade mods

>enemies can invade sanctuary zones

>>715070818
I thought it was going to be more of that original girl in the yellow bikini with the ridiculous bubble butt.

>>715070751
>knows immediately that he fucked up
kek funny monke

>>715070848
????? that's a fucking child you sick piece of shit

>>715070735
i want a cute daughter!!!!!

>>715070875
>That is so fucking scary. Animals might flip the fuck out at any second for no reason, elephants are not to-ACK

>>715070735
>that squirt from her
HOLY SHIT

>>715070954
out of 10

>>715070954
He said "cute"
That is the acceptable word for children

>>715070459
Even then, it's a fucking cat. You can easily subdue it without hurting it.

>>715065769

>>715070821
I will reproduce but thanks for the prayer. Keep yourself safe

>>715070807
Literally
https://youtu.be/Ndzp5HJFWLE

>>715069110
It's sad but this is literally a PERFECT example of natural selection. If a beaver is poor at perceiving the warning signs and direction of a falling tree, it gets weeded out.

>>715070875
she's not brown so they know she's good

>>715071146
Only the strong will survive

>>715070520
this is real

>>715071064
>easily
Not without you getting hurt instead.
Little shit is getting the bat.

>>715070875
Elephants aren't niggers or chimps. They know who the bad people are.

>>715071212
>i move away from the tree to breathe

>>715060250
What makes a bird?

>>715071407
An egg.

>>715070875
Elephants are extremely smart, they will actively go out and fuck up people who harm their young.

>>715071350
>charges you at 90mph and flips your jeep for no reason
Should have been on the right side of history, touristcuck

>>715059303
No one wants to wife a tattoo'd up ho that shows off her ass and tits.

>>715070068
Why would you not look at her ass that she is exposing herself? She is the creep you absolute fool. You damn dumbass do you ever stop to think for a second?
>Today I'll expose my ass in the streets... NOOOOO DON'T LOOK

>>715071486
What makes an egg?

>>715059529
aww, the parents teaching its little one how to dig, how cute

>>715062841
when the intrusive thoughts win

>>715071575
Calcium

>>715054817
does tis have sound?

>>715071383
>i move away from the tree to breathe
kek that's an old one

>>715071617
Those weren't intrusive thoughts, that was a case of "I DIDN'T KNOW WE COULD DO THAT!?!"

>>715071156
>>715071350
>>715071508
elephants are known to have bouts of insanity from time to time, that's why no one has a pet elephant at home

>>715060950
Why'd he do it bros?

>>715070735
giwtwm

>>715071949
do you mean you wish you were riding an elephant's face, or you wish a 12 year old girl was sitting pussy first on your nose?
seems kinda weird if you mean the second one

>>715071901
He didn't want to be Brazilian anymore.

>>715072072
the second one

>>715065251
she's a woman

>>715072173
hell yeah

>>715072072
The first one

>>715072173
>>715072345
you two should hook up

>>715065251
iirc the story was that she had called him to say that dinner would be ready in like 45 minutes and he decided then that he was gonna hang out drinking longer and just grab something to eat there so she drove down to slap him

>>715072320
What is this absolutely ridiculous femoid power fantasy.

>>715068195
quick rundow?

>>715067026
looks like a ps3 game

>>715056262
Yes, i just know

>enemies can pick up weapons

>>715055320
>crust that big
it's shit

>>715054670
missed it what was it
and no it's not on the archive

>>715070969
>I SAID NO PHOTOS, BITCH!

>>715072768
It was some russians riding on boars to joust but because boars spin all over the place when you get on their back it was like beyblades

>some npcs don't obey physics

>>715073056
I already regret making this up, that sounds like the coolest thing ever

>>715073214

>>715054414
chat is cat in french

>>715060473
you mean drunk driving? that probably happens hundreds of thousands of times a day worldwide.

>>715072320
What is happening here

>>715073434
So a Chateau is a cathouse?

>>715073658
chateau is cat water

>>715071064
cats can fucking instakill you with some wild disease if they nick you. don't mess with animals barehanded, even if you can fight them.

>>715073858
never mess with cats, reason even bears will back away from a cat, they'll shred you and tho you could theoretically beat it it's never worth it

>>715073989

>>715073640
probably some kidnapping awareness video.

>enemies can disguise as loot

>>715073640
the cunny callsign, if a little girl gives you that sign you're good to go

>>715074142
Why isn't the kidnapper brown or jewish for accuracy?

>>715074208
Damn thats pretty fucking neato

>>715060187
>mfw the hero wants me to repeat that

>>715074208
>Just happens to evolve in such a way to mimic a spider on its tail to catch prey
Nature you crazy

>>715060187
> final boss have several forms

>protagonist's nemesis is an allegory for the shameful secrets we're all afraid others will find out

>>715070670
>Me, meeting my cat again one day in Valhalla (I am a wreck since she died and nobody understands it)

>>715065039
Wood is hard

>>715074652
>shadow Link

>>715061303
nah that's a good breed of dog