Thread 715061397

Remember: Team Asobi treats its audience RIGHT. And all this board ever does is badmouth their work and call them undeserving of commendation.

Xir, this is a steamtroon forum

>>715061397 (OP)
isn't this the game of the year? i've never seen anyone talk about it

>>715061965
it would've sold 10x with the nintendo sticker

>>715061965
Dorito Pope needed to pivot to this game after concord flopped or else Sony would have asked for a refund.

>shitty movie game platformer
>dogshit AD for actual good dead IPs

Hey alright

People are still mad, I see.

>>715061965
it's game of the decade, anon.

cool
too bad my disc drive stopped working with astro bot in it a few months after buying my brand new PS5.

>>715061965
the discussion when it was released was so manufactured. dunkey's video was especially egregious.

>look at the playstation reference!
>the console is singing to me!
>wow i can feel the raindrops on my hands!
>cool i can shake the controller and it feels like there is stuff in it!
all of this was present in the free Astro's Playroom game included with the console. everything astro bot did was just astro's playroom but overstaying it's welcome. it was maddening. and you were ignored or just handwaved away if you pointed this out.
>we played the free game years ago so it's all basically new again
>who even plays included freeware? did you also play 100 hrs of wii sports and nintendo land? lmao

>>715061397 (OP)
>Astro Bot DLC starts today
ohhh so that's why all the shilling
I liked the porn thread you did yesterday, make more of these

>>715066610
>game utilizes hardware features to the fullest
>game utilizes console legacy
>game builds and expands on previous ideas
>it's all bad because it's just it, okay?
The state.

>>715061965
Because despite what a certain demographic will scream all the time, there's actually very few Playstation owners on /v/, even fewer that saw the need to buy a PS5.

Waooow I love this heckin robutt

>715066320
this never happened

>>715068749
yeah, braindead handwaving posts just like this, exactly. good example

>>715068749
>it's just it, okay?
hey everyone, look, a brown person that reads "this game isn't special, it is being praised for all the same shit it's predecessor did back when the PS5 launched years prior" and somehow interprets it as "game bad."

>>715066320
Perfect opportunity to buy a PS5Pro!

He's in

>>715061397 (OP)
>corporate autofellatio masking as a videogame
>now promoting yet ureleased ghost of yuri (or whatever the fuck it's called)
Even if the game itself is good, this is where I draw the line.

>>715071771
>>corporate autofellatio masking as a videogame
But enough about Smash Bros.

>>715071834
smash bros? the party game for children?

>>715071834
>doesn't have the word "nintendo" or ABXY symbols plastered everywhere
>doesn't have an ode to a current gen nintendo console sung anywhere in the game
>have actual videogame characters instead of soulless uninteresting robots

The only thing I actually dislike is a nintendo toy robot as a playable character and console peripherals as weapons.

UNF

>>715067075
What porn thread

>>715067075
And you DON'T link it?

Bump

>>715061397 (OP)
>AtroTurf Bot
YAWN!

Will we ever get another vr game

>>715061397 (OP)
Fake fabricated hype for an industry plant larping as some soulful studio.
Ever notice how it's near impossible to generate even moderate amount of hype for 3D platformers(minus first party Nintendo titles), but this title that does NOTHING better than those ones is held in such a high regard? All of a sudden everyone is supposedly hyped for a genre that was/is basically dead for more than a decade.
Fake ass industry and it's braindead loudmouth fans deserve do disappear.

>>715071380
absolutely based

>>715073792
yeah I'm thinking sexo

>>715074229
a thread full of robutts

>>715072754
you realize Nintendo did the same shit with Corrin back in Smash 4 right? FE Fates wasn't even released yet.

>>715071380
glad his other half made it in too

>>715077446
Based

>>715079858
she deserves it.

>>715067075
>shilling
it's a free content update