Thread 715072947

What is your favorite Team Fortress 2™ Medic quote?

>>715072947 (OP)
All his syringe gun taunt quotes are iconic
>ZAT...was doctor-assisted homicide!
>Oops...zat was not medicine!

>>715072947 (OP)
>Sorry there, Nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat.

his death screams

>>715072947 (OP)
>ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting

Would you like a second opinion? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY

>>715072947 (OP)
>critical death sound
>muffled uber drop sound in the distance
Nothing personal mate.

>>715072947 (OP)
I AM ZHE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZHE BADLANGS, FEAR ME

I am going to saw through your MEEEEEDIC

>>715072947 (OP)
>Do ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?

Why does heavy not have any class specific domination lines?

>>715073907
>Ze spy is a double a-MEDIC!

>>715073907
lel

>>715073994
he's too retarded to tell them apart

https://youtu.be/MY60q5WHmfY?t=25
>Kill them all.
>Are you sure?
>Yes.
>Well, I'm convinced.

>>715073767
that's good
>>715073994
i don't know but when you have a medic and kill a medic healing somebody else he says yor doctor is ded

>>715073994
Medic and Heavy (and Pyro) didn't get any because they only decided to do them with the Scout update and never bothered to go back to them. Made more bizarre by the fact that they went back and did Payload responses.

>>715074289
(for people too nu to remember, the character's domination lines came with their class updates)

MEEEEEEEEEEM

https://litter.catbox.moe/ezrlxw.wav

>>715072947 (OP)
>Come out, Merasmus, nothing vill happen to you, I svear...hahaha, I can't, ve're going to kill you! Ahahaha!

>>715072947 (OP)
>EVERRYONE, ZE DEMOMAN IS A NIGGER! VE MUST ERRADICATE THESE MONKEYS FRROM OUR SOCIETY!
It's pretty crazy that Valve got away with this line

>>715075178
He was under the effects of Ubercharge. He can't be held accountable

>>715073125
yeah, these

>>715075178
>anyway, zat's how I lost my medical license

>>715072947 (OP)
Any bird head lines.

>>715074289
Valve is absurdly lazy.
Rowan still sounds like Medic but Heavy's VA is too old now.

>>715074965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMhlEsZ9f-k

>>715072947 (OP)
I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES

>>715073994
>Medic
>valve probably didn't want to bother for a class that almost never directly dominates people
>pyro
>mumbles
>heavy
>he does not care who he dominates, they are all the same tiny baby men.
Not that valve is consistent. Demoman is lacking the special medic calls when you hover you crosshair over a med and call for medic. I think he and medic are the only two classes who lack these lines.

>>715075767
Dennis Bateman and John Patrick Lowrie can still play their characters too. Don't know about Grant Goodeve, and Nathan Vetterlein specifically said he's not coming back. Still, Valve used an impressionist for the entire cast when the official Vs. Saxton Hale mode was released.

>>715076285
I heard how bad the impression was. How greedy and lazy of them.

>>715076135
I agree with you for medic, most of the time he's not killing people directly. Pyro too since you wouldn't be able to make out what he's saying.
But heavy kills everyone. He loves killing, so you'd think he would have some class specific domination lines. This wouldn't be out of character for him since he has other lines taunting specific classes (for example: destroy engie's buildings and he'll sometimes call them diaper changing stations).

>>715076285
Valve didn't hire the impressionist, the "official" VSH mode is just lifted from the workshop and put in, there is literally no valve involvement in it other than one guy going "yeah put this workshop mod in the game".

>>715072947 (OP)
>dude playing medic takes so much skill you need to like AVOID DAMAGE and AIM your crosshair once in a while and do TRIAGE AT DAWN (click on players with a red cross above them)

>>715073771
>>715074363
Always gets a smile out of me.

>>715077229
>t. Fourth spy on the team being dominated by seven different people

bring back ze quickplay

>>715078542
>bring back the ability for tryhards to stack on one team and roll the enemy team
just like meet your match! but it's better because uhhhh... It was like this when I started playing in 2020 and my favorite youtuber told me so!!

>>715078542
Kinda weird how Medic's VA never returned after recording this line

>>715078734
i know its bait but even if that did happen i would just leave and play another server

>>715078542
I haven't played this game in like 5 years. Is it terrible now?

>>715076285
>Scout VA still thinks people care about him for anything other than Scout

>>715078919
casual mode makes it so that most matches last 3 minutes and then you're forced to vote for a new map, wait out the loading time, then wait out the pre-match timer before you can actually play the game for only another 3 minutes
that is of course if you're lucky and people decided to stay in the match instead of disconnecting at the end because the map vote either had maps they don't want to play or causes the bug where people can't vote normally
quick-play never had these types of problems

>>715076285
>and Nathan Vetterlein specifically said he's not coming back
What happened? quite surprising for a guy who slapped "scout 2 voice actor" in every one of his video titles from what i remember

>>715078919
They forced a matchmaking system that modern games use now and it's a complete downgrade from QP. Server browser still exists but it's shoved on the menu so most people opt to press the queue button.

>>715078734
>I'm a retarded nigger who started playing only after 2021 and will defend the current thing and ignore every single point made about why the old system was objectively better

>>715079395
Nothing dramatic, he just decided he wanted to do other things in life and left to do them.

>>715072947 (OP)
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!

>>715080996
he didn't say that

>>715072947 (OP)
>who stopped pushing ze cart? I WANT NAMES!!

WHO STOPPED PUSHING ZE CART?

>>715072947 (OP)
my skill is VASTED on zis team

>>715072947 (OP)
>Ein, zwei, drei, I don't think we brought enough body bags

>>715072947 (OP)
His domination quoteS.

>>715076832
Those lazy fucks couldn't even put their spit n' polish on anything lifted from the workshop. If it's not already wrapped in a bow they won't bother, even if that map is Wutville.

>>715072947 (OP)
>Would you like a second opinion? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!

>>715090687
he didn't say that...
right?

TUMORS!

>>715078542
I first tried tf2 for the first time in 15 years in 2023. Had a tranny sniper raging and babbling incoherent sentences while I killed him over and over as soldier. He eventually left the server.

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU'RE JUST AN ENGLISHMAN WHIT A DRESS!

>Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? ANYONE!

Soldier mains never recovered from this.

>>715090754
Ignore him
He posts that in every thread

>>715091202
that's fucking transphobic

>>715076285
>Grant Goodeve
He's always hard for Valve to get a hold of, he's not primarily a voice actor like most of the TF2 cast, he's mostly a live-action star.

>>715092020
>DEMIBOY IS NOT A REAL GENDER, YOU ARE AN AUTISTIC MAN WITH A DRESS!
How did they get away with this?