Thread 715085828 - /v/ [Archived: 491 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:41:16 PM No.715085828
Donkey Kong and Pauline
Donkey Kong and Pauline
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They... just ripped off hte Last of Us.

It's the exact same thing.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:42:50 PM No.715085956
>>715085828 (OP)
isnt last of us just lonewolf and cub but with gay zombie shit?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:43:24 PM No.715086014
The last of us but for autistic millennials and gen beta toddlers
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:44:22 PM No.715086081
>>715086014
I thought the last of us was for autistic millennials
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:44:30 PM No.715086087
The Last of Us ripped off Children of Men, which ripped off The Road.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:44:53 PM No.715086121
So Pauline will be shot to death in the first 5 minutes? That would be actually kino.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:45:38 PM No.715086175
>>715085828 (OP)
>MIYAMOTO-SHIGERU-REGGIE SAMA......wot if......we made The Road.......but with Gorirra and loli......?
>YOU GENIUS! YOU GET PROMOTION!
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:46:03 PM No.715086205
>>715085956
I can't hear cub without thinking of poop diaper shota furry sex I hate the internet why did I take that AOL disc
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:46:36 PM No.715086264
>>715086014
the last of us is shit
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:46:41 PM No.715086275
>>715085828 (OP)
>The Last of Us invented surrogate daughters
lol
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:46:42 PM No.715086278
>neilheads already sperging out
the meltdown when it outsells the last of us will be glorious.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:46:47 PM No.715086284
>>715085828 (OP)
isnt monkey game supposed to be journey to the west?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:47:27 PM No.715086338
>>715085828 (OP)
>The Last of Us invented children
Woah...
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:47:31 PM No.715086346
>>715085828 (OP)
Does that mean a freshly-transitioned Mario is going to beat DK to death with a golf club in the sequel?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:47:37 PM No.715086360
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Apologize.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:47:46 PM No.715086376
>>715085828 (OP)
But I don't see DK putting his coconut gun down when entering a synagogue or Pauline making out with Poppy Kong.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:05:24 PM No.715087842
>>715085828 (OP)
In the conventional sidekick genre video game, the dude is old and seen some shit and the kid has to break him out of it and teach him to be happy again. In this one, the man is a goofy fun loving but strong dork, and he teaches the kid how to come out of her shell just by being a goofball. It's totally different. And way more fun btw. Who would seriously prefer to be a Joel over being a DK, characterwise?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:08:27 PM No.715088103
>>715087842
>a grizzled combat vet who slices throats and snipes opps likes it's nothing
vs
>a retarded nigger who beats his chest and goes ooga booga
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:08:32 PM No.715088110
>>715087842
Just look at the track record for these types of games. Last of Us, Bioshock Infinite, Walking Dead, and Goy of War all have the same character dynamics. But when Nintendo does this it's always different. Spirit Tracks, Twilight Princess and DK Bananza all have different types of sidekicks and protagonists with different character arcs.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:10:05 PM No.715088257
>>715088103
Yeah dude I literally said characterwise so the slicing throats thing doesn't count, that's gameplaywise. But yes you're right about everything else and I still much prefer to be DK.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:33:46 PM No.715090350
>DK and Pauline reach the surface
>WOAH DK zombies have taken over!
>They travel the world beating the shit out of everything
>DK is completely immune because he's an animal. Pauline is able to wear a mask and stay safe.
>Gee DK it sure sucks that the world is like this now. Let's put a stop to it!
>They find Ellie
>They find a doctor
>Produce cure
>Joel and Ellie live happily ever after
>Abby loses to DK in a round of golf and everyone laughs at her.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:35:12 PM No.715090475
>>715085828 (OP)
I thought it was Kong of War 2018
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:37:31 PM No.715090673
>>715085828 (OP)
If you're going to rip off a game you rip off the best game ever made.
Chicken Nintenders are going to freak, they've never played TLoU, this will be fresh and exciting to them.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:37:45 PM No.715090690
>>715085828 (OP)
Minus lesbians, trannies, gay parades and lessons about Jewish history
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:39:27 PM No.715090838
>>715085828 (OP)
his eyeballs touching really un nerve me I don't know why. I hate this redesign
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:06:40 PM No.715093176
DK is super strong in Bananza.

Could he beat Knuckles in a fight?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:09:35 PM No.715093430
>>715086360
retard
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:31:30 PM No.715095435
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>>715085828 (OP)
Kys snoy!
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:33:21 PM No.715095619
Nothing can ever be as good as the Last of us 2 so I wouldn't worry about a cheap imitation
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:39:07 PM No.715096149
>preorder status: confirmed
>download status: complete
>fun status: TBA
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:04:25 PM No.715098452
>>715085828 (OP)
>They... just ripped off hte Last of Us.
Holy cope, this is some unprecendented levels of cope
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:12:36 PM No.715099203
>>715085828 (OP)
>That scene where K. Rool’s daughter bashed DK’s head in with a golf club in front of Pauline

Druckmann needs to sue NOW.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:35:59 PM No.715101545
Joel wasn't black, DK is it's own thing.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:38:46 PM No.715101809
the last of us if ellie was hot
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:41:49 PM No.715102123
>>715088103
The grizzled combat vet who got killed by a girl wielding a golf club
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:08:35 AM No.715104536
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>>715085828 (OP)