>>715090412 (OP)
Where tali

>>715090985
Fighting Liara for the gold medal, those two get the silver one

>>715090412 (OP)
I know Miranda kinda has a man jaw but her auzzie accent makes me nut

>>715090412 (OP)
Ashley.

>>715090412 (OP)
Both on a leash, in bed with me

>>715090412 (OP)
Miranda easily
>no need for condoms
>better ass and tits
>ages slowly
>massive daddy issues and guilt complexes

>"I'm too perfect and you and everyone else need to do what I say"
>annoying edgelord
they both suck I'd rather fuck the eastern European Alien

>>715090412 (OP)
What debate?

pump them both
pump and kill ash
marry tali

>>715090412 (OP)
why do we have to choose?
with both of them trying to constantly one up the other you'd get the wildest biotic sex of your life

>>715090412 (OP)
Neither are blue. I reject both.

>>715092878
based Peebee enjoyer

Unironcally all the male romance options in the entire series are shit, just like they are in all WRPGs. Ashley is fucking boring, all she talks about is her family and how much she distrusts everyone who isn't human, but she still goes out of her way to make you know she isn't one of those evil racists, so she doesn't even have any edge to her. Liara would rather work as the shadow broker than be with Shepard. Tali literally kills herself right in front of you if you don't let her people attempt to genocide the geth for no reason again. Of course, both of them are aliens so fucking one of them may as well be fucking a dude for all the difference it makes. And Miranda is sterile so the same goes for her. I assume Jack is as well, I mean why wouldn't she be? Apparently the people who write WRPGs hate families so they make all the women infertile.

>>715093363
tldr

Jack, shame she got shafted in 3

>>715093565
I shafted her all right

>fucks your brain

>>715091189
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
ITS THE GRAND CHAMPION

you have to be mentally unwell to care about this triple AAA slop or their characters beyond having a wank

Samara. The relationship doesn’t fully take off until off screen when Shepard survives the end of 3. She takes it slow unlike the others

>>715093826
Post a game with characters you care about beyond having a wank.

>>715093973
>implying they aren't the same thing

>>715093973
i don't care about fictional characters

>>715094086
So why even bother playing if you dont care about characters in game?

>>715094086
>the characters in this game SUCK
>so what characters do you like?
>i dont like ANY CHARACTERS
Contrarian until the end I see.

>>715090412 (OP)
A fucking coal burner is something you're debating over...
Since I don't plan on getting married or ever will it will definitely be other one.

Femshep threesome with Miranda and Jacob

>>715090412 (OP)
jack is cuter and miranda is a bitch

>>715090412 (OP)
>humie chicks instead of the alien ones
even that boring blue bitch is better than the humans

>>715090412 (OP)
I would choose the tattooed hottie

Miranda got blacked so I can't satisfy her anymore

>>715094481
>miranda is a bitch
makes the hatesex better

>>715090412 (OP)
If only they would let us romance the asari milf I would never pick anyone else

>>715093721
>Can do the Demolition Man thing to you but doesn't need the goofy headpiece

>>715090412 (OP)
it's not even a debate
like miranda looks like a fucking dude

>>715093885
Shepard doesn’t like old ladies.