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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:54:38 AM No.715113485
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The idea of Sonic driving a car isn't necessarily incongruous simply by the fact he can run faster than he could ever drive but the notion that he would find the practice of doing so to be underwhelming to the point of being disinterested in doing so.

Basically what is he getting out of it, since it would probably present too little challenge for someone with his reflexes and ability to process things at speed?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:56:36 AM No.715113653
>>715113485 (OP)
Because he doesn't want to stomp people, he wants to win so he gimps himself.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:58:37 AM No.715113789
So he can race with other characters who aren't as fast as him

Also even with his speed, driving a car is not the same as running. Racing is not even the same as just driving around, so there is definitely a challenge for him.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:00:51 AM No.715113943
>>715113485 (OP)
I think even with foot power like that, the car would potentially go as fast as he can, but trying to turn it would be shit. Sure Sonic himself has fats enough reflexes to see and react to things at super speed, but it doesn't mean his car would be able to, or at least while staying intact.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:03:06 AM No.715114151
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>>715113485 (OP)
Now I wanna see an over-explained manga/anime segement that takes like 4 minutes to explain the intricacies and differences between on-foot running and driving for sport, but Sonic is the one monologuing and the gist he just likes a race thats challenging.

Would be peam.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:11:27 AM No.715114825
>>715113485 (OP)
>Basically what is he getting out of it
Air conditioning
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:15:42 AM No.715115151
SEGA just haven't been wise enough to make the kind of "Sonic Racer" they actually should
>Sonic runs and controls similarly to Sonic Generations
>Most other characters drive "Hyperfast cars" to try to catch up with Sonic
>Story is that he challenged everybody to drive faster than he can run
>They must concede he has a point
>Shadow shows up and also doesn't drive a car
>Riders gang shows up and tuned their hoverboards
Now it has more of that missing Shonen element that Sonic is kinda known for. And it would be an innovative racing concept, where the gameplay has more platformer elements, as Sonic jumps and slides through stage design that the other vehicles have to match.
It makes it fun when Human- or third-party characters join the concept too.
But to me everything becomes generic when Sonic is just driving a car with everyone else, and it's just standard "Mario Kart" gameplay.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:17:56 AM No.715115349
He likes driving. That's literally the reason. Lots of people love to clown on Sonic fans for being autistic but I'm really starting to question the intelligence of some of these people
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:19:25 AM No.715115471
>>715113485 (OP)
Reflexes can't overcome physics. You could have instant reaction time but that won't help if you're a bad driver
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:21:41 AM No.715115650
>>715113485 (OP)
Sports cars are just segways for Sonic. They're not fast, they're just lazy fun.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:27:19 AM No.715116070
>>715115471
The way I see it he'd master it too quickly and his impatient temperament would reach its limit in short order (since he can anticipate things faster than those without super speed, which would drain his enthusiasm for racing vehicles).

Something like that happens to The Flash (I think I read somewhere that trying to watch a movie for him turned into pure agony because his perception of time is so distorted by his speedster powers and magnifies the two hours of idle time beyond his tolerance). Probably not as severe for Sonic but it would be within that radius.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:30:47 AM No.715116337
>>715115151
Yeah, if only there were a game that tried this. Maybe we'd see why it never got tried again.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:17:21 AM No.715119808
>>715113485 (OP)
Cars are cool. He has a plane even though he can run on top of the surface of water.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:29:05 AM No.715120550
>>715113485 (OP)
Driving a forklift is still pretty novel even if you're going slower than walking speed.
Consider that, OP.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:32:43 AM No.715120798
>>715119808
Sonic has a sports car that can turn into a jet and a speedboat and it's fueled by friendship.
Who wouldn't drive in that at least once a day?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:32:46 AM No.715120812
>>715113485 (OP)
Shut up autist
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:37:37 AM No.715121147
>>715113485 (OP)
Because he is competitive and wants to beat people at their own game. He is not saving the world, he is in a for-fun competition. What would be the point of just getting out and racing on foot if he was the fastest? He wants to show he is the best driver too.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:40:53 AM No.715121387
>>715113485 (OP)
In addition to wanting to beat people at their own game I think heโ€™s just a bit of a gearhead, heโ€™s got his own plane and hangs out with a kid that makes machines
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:44:22 AM No.715121637
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for some reason i find these hyper-specific threads distasteful
like man who gives a SHIT what your opinion is on the lore friendly reasoning why some jap boomers shat out a mario kart clone for their gaijin autism mascot
shut the fuck up there is no good that can come out of this sperg trap you're ensnaring yourself in
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:47:54 AM No.715121880
Oh yeah well why does Shadow drive a car?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:47:56 AM No.715121882
Didnโ€™t ask frogfaggot
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:51:07 AM No.715122084
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>>715121637
That said, I don't think that applies to this thread since it's discussing a character's personality and characterization, not unnecessary nuance that just looks for lore where none is required.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:52:49 AM No.715122195
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>>715122084
Wait, I meant to post this Morrison quote (although the one I posted still fits, more or less).
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:55:19 AM No.715122376
>>715113485 (OP)
he already flys a plane why not a car?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:56:22 AM No.715122437
>>715121637
yes, well, unfortunately you're a frognigger.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:06:29 AM No.715123278
>>715113485 (OP)
A fair challenge where he can PROVE he's still the fastest even when he's competing on a level playing field.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:07:19 AM No.715123324
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>>715113485 (OP)
His friends are participating in a vehicle-based competition, and he likes hanging out with his friends, hence the usage of a vehicle. That's it.
Also certain parts of the race in recent games require traveling across air and water, which Sonic would obviously need help with to some degree.

Might as well ask why Sonic owns a plane.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:11:31 AM No.715123596
>>715122084
>>715122195
Sorry but my immersion is more important than that
not interested in your cope
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:25:37 AM No.715124449
>>715121637
go back to sucking dicks on reddit
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:26:57 AM No.715124515
>>715123596
sorry but women are not immersed with your small white penis
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:46:01 AM No.715125595
>>715124515
I sneedccept your copecession
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:49:31 AM No.715125823
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Why doesn't Sonic just Flintstones his car
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:54:20 AM No.715126131
>>715116337
R being a piece of shit game doesn't mean the concept is fundamentally flawed.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:54:44 AM No.715126161
>>715113485 (OP)
Are you just retarded? Of course it isn't outlandish because vehicles have always been a hobby of his. He owns a plane, why wouldn't he like cars?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:59:41 AM No.715126520
>>715121637
For once the frog is right
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:05:46 AM No.715126921
>>715126520
same dick sucking faggot that needs to fuck off to reddit
>>715125595
thanks for proving me right with your butthurt incel, enjoy never getting laid loser
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:07:21 AM No.715127030
>>715115151
Doesn't Sega have the guys who made F-Zero GX?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:08:17 AM No.715127095
>>715113485 (OP)
Why do normalfags have such a hard fucking time grasping the idea that Sonic just wants fair competition? At first I thought all the "haha why is Sonic in a car" shit was a running joke but some retards are actually serious about it.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:15:46 AM No.715127593
>>715126921
I don't know why you're still coping unprompted but I chuckccept it nonethelessever
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:18:24 AM No.715127783
>>715127593
>man I can't stop sucking all these dicks like the huge attention whore faggot I am
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:18:38 AM No.715127808
>>715127095
It's probably autism. Ironic considering the franchise in question
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:20:33 AM No.715127961
>>715127095
because faggots who complain about Sonic are now more autistic than actual Sonicfags these days
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:21:43 AM No.715128040
Because racing in cars and on hoverboards is fun.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:24:10 AM No.715128205
>>715113653
>>715113789
sonic isnt a character who enjoys racing in the first place. this is consistent in both sonic R's japanese manual and the probably more canon sonic riders.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:05:23 AM No.715130735
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>>715113485 (OP)
People who dont understand that driving is literally the gateway to your third eye. Everyone finds their 6th sense when they drive (unless theyre a woman or shit driver) when a man pilots a machine he becomes it. For the first time in his life he sees things in a third person perspective. For the first time he is apart of something that is bigger than himself
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:11:25 AM No.715131049
>>715130735
And then an illegal brown swerves into your lane and you get to be part of the asphalt
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:15:28 AM No.715131293
>>715131049
>and another woman laughs at my small white penis
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:24:17 AM No.715131861
>>715131049
>if you arent a woman or shit driver
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:29:14 AM No.715132143
>>715125823
sonics not a fucking mechanic dumbass thats tailses job
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:31:17 AM No.715132274
>>715113485 (OP)
He does it as a relaxing activity, like a walk in the park
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:31:37 AM No.715132297
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>>715132143
He had to know how to repair his own plane before he met Tails
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:35:47 AM No.715132596
>>715121637
I think sonic might have actually been in a car before mario
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:38:14 AM No.715132752
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>>715132596
Mario was in a car before Sonic even existed
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:46:00 AM No.715133160
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>>715132752
sonic also aappeared in a game before he existed
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:47:42 AM No.715133246
>>715132752
Luigi has 6 fingers
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:52:47 AM No.715133497
>>715133246
hmmm must have been ai generated
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:09:36 AM No.715134375
>>715132143
>>715132297
If you play Sonic 2 as Tails, Sonic can repair and upgrade the Tornado just as well as Tails does.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:37:32 AM No.715135910
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Extreme sports and hoverboards are a better match for him.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:41:11 AM No.715136115
>>715131861
You can only do so much to protect yourself when everyone else is incompetent.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:23:47 AM No.715138387
>>715128205
>sonic isnt a character who enjoys racing in the first place
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED DID YOU NOT WATCH SONIC X OR PLAY SONIC RIDERS