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Anonymous No.715114267 [Report] >>715116624 >>715117479 >>715118456 >>715118567 >>715118983 >>715119014 >>715119091 >>715120887 >>715121086 >>715121991 >>715122485 >>715122967 >>715125071 >>715135405
How is it not the next WiiU?
Anonymous No.715114496 [Report] >>715120079
literally just branding
Nintendo has cemented themselves as an Apple-like company with the switch 2 branding
Wii branding was cause considered autistic and kiddie in the later half of the Wii's life
Anonymous No.715114638 [Report] >>715116551 >>715117276 >>715123634 >>715127617 >>715131886
Wii U actually had good new games and didn't rely on ports
Anonymous No.715116551 [Report] >>715117590 >>715130637
>>715114638
we just got mario kart and donkey kong is next week. The system has been out for 1 month lmao
Anonymous No.715116624 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
OP i...
Anonymous No.715117276 [Report] >>715120334
>>715114638
lol, lmao, rofl even
Anonymous No.715117479 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
isn't Switch 2 the fastest selling launch period for a new console ever? Imagine that, /v/ being wrong just like always, crazy
Anonymous No.715117590 [Report] >>715118026 >>715118160 >>715129801 >>715131747
>>715116551
>2 games in like 7 weeks
Wii U had more exclusives on launch than Switch 2 will have after Bananza comes out.
Anonymous No.715118026 [Report] >>715118421
>>715117590
Mario Kart World by itself beats New super mario bros, nintendo land and the rest of the shovelware ports
Anonymous No.715118085 [Report]
bub if the wiiu was called the wii2 it would of sold at least 50 million units
Anonymous No.715118160 [Report] >>715129094
>>715117590
>A bunch of party game shovelware, Ubisoft slop, and NSMB slop
Wow. Amazing exlcusives
Anonymous No.715118285 [Report] >>715118783 >>715118854 >>715125141 >>715129094
>/v/ loves the Wii U all of a sudden

The Nintendo cycle is real. Next console release you'll be saying the OG Switch was the truly GOATed console.
Anonymous No.715118421 [Report] >>715118710
>>715118026
>objectively shit mario kart beats nsmb
Bold take.
Anonymous No.715118456 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
Doesn't have a 3DS to steal Animal Crossing and Pokémon from it.
Anonymous No.715118567 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
>How is it not the next WiiU?
Anonymous No.715118710 [Report] >>715118754 >>715121568
>>715118421
>Defending NSMB
C'mon anon. At least try to make your bait believable.
Anonymous No.715118754 [Report] >>715118935 >>715119367
>>715118710
No worse than saying the new Mario Kart is good.
Anonymous No.715118783 [Report]
>>715118285
It's not even that anon, it's just nostalgia. This year, the Wii U will have come out 13 years ago. You're talking to the kids who got that shit for Christmas instead of a PS4 and had to convince themselves that ZombiU and NSMBU, and a bunch of ports with the online functionality carved out of it were a good launch lineup while they waited 3 years for MK8.
Anonymous No.715118854 [Report] >>715125284 >>715129704 >>715129948
>>715118285
>Implying anyone defending it even has a Wii U
Nobody who ever actually owned an unmodded Wii U during its "prime" would ever defend it

t. bought a Wii U at launch.
Anonymous No.715118935 [Report]
>>715118754
Even the shittest Mario Kart is worth more than any of the NSMB games, espeically NSMBU
Anonymous No.715118983 [Report] >>715119256 >>715124760
>>715114267 (OP)
GTA 6 will be what hurts it more than anything.
Anonymous No.715119014 [Report] >>715119049
>>715114267 (OP)
Well for one, people actually know the Switch 2 exists.
Anonymous No.715119049 [Report]
>>715119014
/thread
Anonymous No.715119091 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
Wii U is the best console I've ever played
Anonymous No.715119256 [Report] >>715119341
>>715118983
Why?
Anonymous No.715119341 [Report] >>715119862
>>715119256
Because GTA 6 is going to be gargantuan and the biggest media release ever. When kids see that their Nintendo wont be able to play it thats going to be pretty upsetting.
Anonymous No.715119367 [Report]
>>715118754
Let it go, anon. You lost and Mario Kart World is one of the best mario kart games ever
Anonymous No.715119862 [Report] >>715120129
>>715119341
Not having GTA5 didn't affact the Switch one much
Anonymous No.715120079 [Report]
>>715114496
Nah the Wii U just made it seem like it was a peripheral device to the Wii rather than an actual Wii 2. Although I also think people weren't quite ready for Nintendo tablet gaming at that point. The 3DS was still a thing as well.
Anonymous No.715120129 [Report] >>715125196 >>715128626
>>715119862
GTA 5 had been out for years on all platforms at that point so everybody had already played it to be fair. The switch 2 is going to take far greater of a hit because its showing up right near GTA 6 pretty much.
Anonymous No.715120334 [Report] >>715121072 >>715129635
>>715117276
Kinda ironic you would use splatoon for that reply... I'm sure the Nintendo Switch 2 will produce a mega-successful IP like the Wii U did though
Anonymous No.715120887 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
Anonymous No.715121072 [Report]
>>715120334
I knew you would reply with "hurr Splatoon", while also ignoring Splatoon came out 2 years after the Wii U launched, and thus isn't a launch game and a long ass time to wait for the Wii U to get anything worthwhile in that time.
Anonymous No.715121086 [Report] >>715121153
>>715114267 (OP)
It has games
Anonymous No.715121153 [Report] >>715121284 >>715121946
>>715121086
Only 1 game, just like PS5 on release.
Anonymous No.715121284 [Report] >>715121353
>>715121153
1 game has always been enough for me to own a platform. My PC is a project zomboid machine and nothing else.
Anonymous No.715121353 [Report] >>715121537
>>715121284
Yeah thats fine, its just a generally negative talking point about the PS5 so i was just pointing out how Tendies really arent any better off than the PS5 which they moan about
Anonymous No.715121537 [Report] >>715121741
>>715121353
You also moan about PS5 and talk about taking its exclusives.
Anonymous No.715121568 [Report] >>715131702
>>715118710
NSMB1 is kino.
I will rape you for this grave insult.
Anonymous No.715121715 [Report] >>715121946 >>715123190
This thread feels like it was made by and for zoomers and underages who didn't remember how piss awful the Wii U's launch was, and how long it took for fucking anything to come out.

The Switch 2's launch isn't anything that special, but getting DK so soon after the console's release isn't anything to sneeze at. It took MONTHS for the Wii U to get fucking anything of value after launched, and even then it was nothing to justify the console's existence.
Anonymous No.715121741 [Report] >>715121797
>>715121537
What? I am defending the PS5.
Anonymous No.715121797 [Report] >>715121896
>>715121741
No you're not. You don't have a PS5. You're a PC vegan.
Anonymous No.715121896 [Report]
>>715121797
I literally have a PS5 and a fairly old PC at this point and I play all of my serious triple A games on PS5. PC is for internet stuff and youtube. I actually dislike PC for gaming.
Anonymous No.715121946 [Report] >>715122020
>>715121715
it's this retard here >>715121153
that has a vendetta over people shitting on the PS5 for having zero games
Anonymous No.715121991 [Report] >>715122075
>>715114267 (OP)
The wii u was actually innovative
Anonymous No.715122020 [Report] >>715122075 >>715122676
>>715121946
No thats not true at all. Im just pointing out a very obvious overlooked point. Thats it.
Anonymous No.715122075 [Report] >>715122179
>>715122020
PS5 didn't have any games on launch. Not 1.>>715121991
Anonymous No.715122179 [Report] >>715122335
>>715122075
PS5 had Demons Souls day 1. It also had Astros Playroom which was a tech demo and Nintendo is making people fucking pay for theirs.
Anonymous No.715122335 [Report] >>715122378
>>715122179
Demon Souls is a PS3 game...
Anonymous No.715122378 [Report] >>715122520
>>715122335
And Mario Kart World is another copy and paste Mario Kart game.
Anonymous No.715122485 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
You can't use the tablet's screen as a dual-screen when playing on the TV.
I'm still upset it wasn't a cast button.
Anonymous No.715122520 [Report] >>715122634
>>715122378
No it isn't
Anonymous No.715122634 [Report] >>715122742 >>715124452
>>715122520
Yes it is. Its literally the same gameplay as any Mario Kart ever made past any mechanical improvements.
Anonymous No.715122676 [Report] >>715122758
>>715122020
I'm sorry anon but the PS5 had jackshit at launch
Anonymous No.715122742 [Report]
>>715122634
>it is literally the same if you ignore mechanical improvements
10/10 bait
Anonymous No.715122758 [Report] >>715123304
>>715122676
So a reskinned Mario Kart game is any different than a reskinned Souls game?
Anonymous No.715122967 [Report] >>715123197
>>715114267 (OP)
Because of the name, normies know thats is a New console
Anonymous No.715123190 [Report] >>715127916 >>715129609
>>715121715
who is playing donkey kong in 2025

you people are out of your minds
Anonymous No.715123197 [Report] >>715124085
>>715122967
I don't know why tards thought it would be just as confusing as the Wii U to the masses. Even the most braindead normie would know a "2" on the box means it's a new upgraded console.

>b-but the boxes are the same
So are Iphone boxes, people still understand the one with a bigger number is the newest one
Anonymous No.715123304 [Report] >>715123391
>>715122758
>reskinned
it's not reskinned anon. DeS is a PS3 game, and the PS5 version had no changed to it mechanically or even narratively (they didn't even bring the cut content back). mk world is at least a new game with new mechanics
Anonymous No.715123391 [Report] >>715123842
>>715123304
Thats just cope. All Mario Karts play the same beyond graphics and mechanics. Just admit it. Youre coping hard. Youre realizing that the Switch 2 has no better of an initial lineup than the PS5.
Anonymous No.715123634 [Report]
>>715114638
based + free online
Anonymous No.715123842 [Report] >>715123926
>>715123391
>play the same
>beyond mechanics
KEK. also I think you meant besides
Anonymous No.715123926 [Report] >>715124509
>>715123842
Beyond the mechanics and graphics, its the same. Beyond can be used in place of besides. Either way, you know what i was trying to say and youre now trying to fuss about that because your argument has collapsed entirely
Anonymous No.715124085 [Report]
>>715123197
>"People will think thats is a double Pack of switchs and become pissed "
Anonymous No.715124452 [Report]
>>715122634
>Yes it is
No it isn't.
Anonymous No.715124509 [Report] >>715124570
>>715123926
>Beyond the mechanics and graphics, its the same.
in what way exactly?
Anonymous No.715124570 [Report]
>>715124509
Its literally just another generic Mario racing game. Its just like the rest but with an empty open world this time. Really nothing special. Also it has like a 7.1 userscore on metacritic
Anonymous No.715124575 [Report] >>715125949
Why does this video game board take so much pride in both not playing video games and not knowing anything about them?
Anonymous No.715124760 [Report] >>715125010
>>715118983
GTA6 can for sure run on a rtx 2050 with 10gb of ram. Even if it has to run at 720p it can be upscaled to 1440p with their custom dlss.
Anonymous No.715125010 [Report] >>715127453
>>715124760
So what? It cant run on any PC or Nintendo until at least a year after PS5/Xbox can.
Anonymous No.715125071 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
>Proper marketing (Not just for kids)
>Proper name scheme (It's not seen as just a tablet attachment for the Wii)
>Proper architecture for devs (No old architecture for devs to try and learn)
The price is high, but it'll do 3DS numbers easily.
Anonymous No.715125141 [Report] >>715130221
>>715118285
3D world is a fantastic game, Treasure tracker was a god tier spinoff, wooly world is the best in its series, TP HD is the definitive way to play, and Metroid blast was a joy to play

get fucked
Anonymous No.715125196 [Report] >>715125593
>>715120129
6 isnt even coming out this year, what did you mean by this?
Anonymous No.715125284 [Report] >>715125752
>>715118854
I bought a wiiu at launch. Theres still no other console that does asymetric gameplay

But having friends made it better. /v/tards dont have those
Anonymous No.715125593 [Report] >>715125647
>>715125196
Its right around the corner
Anonymous No.715125647 [Report] >>715126835
>>715125593
its slated for march, right? thats almost an entire year from now
Anonymous No.715125752 [Report]
>>715125284
Yes, yes, Nintendoland. We're so very happy you were able to play it as intended. I'm sure so many other games took advantage of the hardware the same way that game did.
Anonymous No.715125949 [Report]
>>715124575
It's like sports, tribalism and pride take precedent
Anonymous No.715126835 [Report] >>715126914
>>715125647
So what? The point is that the Switch 1 came out 4 years after GTA V did and the Switch 2 is within less than a year of GTA 6. Quite a difference
Anonymous No.715126914 [Report] >>715127103
>>715126835
the switch and wii did just fine without a GTA on it
Anonymous No.715127001 [Report]
wait, Switch 1 got san andreas "remastered" and the trilogy actually
Anonymous No.715127103 [Report]
>>715126914
Oh yeah and when did both of those come out? Nowhere near the release of GTA V. So they were fairly unaffected.
Anonymous No.715127139 [Report]
gta V released during the 7th gen
Anonymous No.715127453 [Report] >>715127543
>>715125010
It's gonna run at launch with the way the emulator is going
Nintendo is going to be joined by Sony in the mogged by emulation during current gen club
Anonymous No.715127543 [Report] >>715127631 >>715127807
>>715127453
Peak delusion. Youre just pissed your fridge priced graphics card cant run what a 2020 PS5 can.
Anonymous No.715127617 [Report] >>715131251
>>715114638
The WiiU launch was like, Nintendoland, NSMBU, ZombiU, and a whole bunch of third party ports.
The big game that they had a special edition console for was Wind Waker HD.
Anonymous No.715127631 [Report] >>715127674
>>715127543
but its running every sony "game" on steam
Anonymous No.715127674 [Report] >>715127743 >>715128139
>>715127631
Its not running Astro Bot, Demons Souls remake, or GTA 6.
Anonymous No.715127743 [Report] >>715127910
>>715127674
>its not running a mario sunshine ripoff, a game best played on rpsc3, or a game that isnt even out yet on any platform

swing and a miss
Anonymous No.715127807 [Report] >>715127910
>>715127543
What delusion retard
They're currently recommending a gtx 980 for 1080p60
Anonymous No.715127823 [Report]
I wonder how many people on this board actually had WiiUs and remember just how soul-crushingly miserable the software drought was. It was at the point where a Nintendo Direct would announce a new 3DS game and everyone would just be furious that it wasn't a WiiU title.
Anonymous No.715127910 [Report] >>715127979 >>715128052 >>715128139 >>715128475
>>715127807
A 5090 cant even run it.
>>715127743
It doesnt matter what you call them to reduce them. They are still games that even a 5090 cannot run.
Anonymous No.715127916 [Report]
>>715123190
Me.
Anonymous No.715127979 [Report] >>715128047
>>715127910
>it doesnt matter what you reduce them to
its not reducing anything, its the truth
Anonymous No.715128047 [Report] >>715128193
>>715127979
So what games do you play then?
Anonymous No.715128052 [Report] >>715128229
>>715127910
>source: my cloaca
even if we entertain your cocksucking gta6 is still nearly a year out
Anonymous No.715128139 [Report] >>715128276
>>715127674
>>715127910
https://youtu.be/3M9ydSL8rp0
Anonymous No.715128193 [Report]
>>715128047
Links 386 and retroarch
Anonymous No.715128229 [Report] >>715128276 >>715128314 >>715128409
>>715128052
Its true. A 5090 wont be able to run GTA 6 when a PS5/Xbox can upon release at least for a long time. Its literally incapable. It doesnt have the power to do so.
Anonymous No.715128276 [Report]
>>715128229
>>715128139
GTA6 being responsible for killing the PS5 is going to be so funny
Anonymous No.715128314 [Report] >>715128419 >>715130480 >>715131427
>>715128229
>A 5090 wont be able to run GTA 6
why not?
Anonymous No.715128409 [Report] >>715128614
>>715128229
You're fucking retarded
The consoles are literally using pc hardware but they share ram
There is no big shit to translate that causes big performance drops, this is substantially closer to being a fucking VM than an emulator
Anonymous No.715128419 [Report] >>715128445 >>715128506
>>715128314
Because PC wont be able to run it when PS5 and Xbox can. A 5090 doesnt have access upon release. Its weaker. Numbers mean nothing if it cant run it. Numbers at that point are pure conjecture and all speculative until it runs something
Anonymous No.715128445 [Report] >>715128547
>>715128419
>Because PC wont be able to run it when PS5 and Xbox can
a PC is more powerful then a series S. Try again
Anonymous No.715128475 [Report] >>715128657
>>715127910
>It doesnt matter what you call them to reduce them
Any time a PC vegan can't play a game they'll dismiss it. They're the biggest console warriors in modern times. Just ignore them.
Anonymous No.715128506 [Report] >>715128601
>>715128419
>wont be able
source?
Anonymous No.715128547 [Report] >>715128568 >>715128571 >>715128614
>>715128445
Thats a lie. If a 5090 cant run it then its not powerful enough. Simple. Any number you quote is theoretical
Anonymous No.715128568 [Report] >>715128674 >>715128739
>>715128547
does a series s have a 5090 in it?
Anonymous No.715128571 [Report]
>>715128547
>cant run it
source?
Anonymous No.715128590 [Report] >>715128736 >>715128801
Why are Tendies so adamant to defend the Switch 2? I don't remember this with the Wii U. Did Tendies go as insane as Snoys over the years?
Anonymous No.715128601 [Report] >>715128657 >>715128739
>>715128506
Rockstar only stated PS5 and Xbox. 5090 not included
Anonymous No.715128614 [Report]
>>715128547
See >>715128409
Anonymous No.715128626 [Report]
>>715120129
Nintendo's own IPs are way bigger than GTA lmao
Anonymous No.715128657 [Report] >>715128798 >>715128840
>>715128475
>>715128601
illiterate nigger
Anonymous No.715128674 [Report]
>>715128568
No it doesnt need it either. 5090s are weak
Anonymous No.715128736 [Report] >>715128813
>>715128590
This but PC vegans being adamant about attacking anything that isn't a PC
Anonymous No.715128739 [Report]
>>715128601
>>715128568
Anonymous No.715128798 [Report]
>>715128657
Calm down.
Anonymous No.715128801 [Report] >>715128960 >>715129262
>>715128590
One guy posts 20 ragebait threads a day and it's driving the tendies to insanity
Anonymous No.715128813 [Report] >>715128871
>>715128736
this but snoys defending sony no matter how much they fuck over their customers
Anonymous No.715128840 [Report] >>715129064
>>715128657
You need to re evaluate what you think you know about power and consoles. If a pc/console cant run something, then it cant. It doesnt matter what you read or come up with, it just cant run it. Its incapable
Anonymous No.715128871 [Report] >>715128914 >>715128945
>>715128813
Seems fine since Valve users and PC users in general got fucked over before any other userbase. Glass houses
Anonymous No.715128914 [Report] >>715129059
>>715128871
I dont remember valve raising the cost of the steam deck 3 times
Anonymous No.715128945 [Report] >>715128993 >>715129067 >>715129130
>>715128871
PC players cant even play games without cheaters or high level hackers. They also cant play the biggest media release on launch. And they spend 5k+ just to try and match a base PS5. And they fail.
Anonymous No.715128960 [Report]
>>715128801
You are the falseglagger.
Why are you falseglagging?
Anonymous No.715128993 [Report] >>715129053 >>715130602 >>715131129
>>715128945
whats lost from not playing GTA on release?
Anonymous No.715128996 [Report]
>ps5 emulation that already exists won't happen because... x86 hardware will have issues interpreting... other x86 hardware
Anonymous No.715129053 [Report] >>715129120
>>715128993
Why would you want people you look down upon to be able to fondle and mess with a game only for you to get the sloppy seconds after its been screwed millions of times over when you finally get it? Oh yeah and you spent more.
Anonymous No.715129059 [Report] >>715129926
>>715128914
I remember you getting raped and gaped in the summer of 03
Anonymous No.715129064 [Report]
>>715128840
>cant run
ILLITERATE NIGGER
https://youtu.be/3M9ydSL8rp0
Anonymous No.715129067 [Report] >>715129263 >>715129293
>>715128945
All consoleniggers cheat
But it's okay because it's built in right?
Anonymous No.715129094 [Report] >>715129193 >>715129234
>>715118160
>MKW and DKB
Wow. Amazing exclusives...

>>715118285
Wii U was wasted potential. I still hate it.
Anonymous No.715129120 [Report] >>715129224
>>715129053
thats uh...an interesting rape fetish you have, but it didnt answer my question
Anonymous No.715129130 [Report]
>>715128945
All true btw.
Anonymous No.715129193 [Report] >>715129487
>>715129094
>Wow. Amazing exclusives...
much better than the wiiu
Anonymous No.715129224 [Report] >>715129271
>>715129120
It did answer your question. Thats why you would be mad about having to wait. People who spend 399 are going to beat you to it and all the fun is going to be sucked out of it by then.
Anonymous No.715129234 [Report] >>715129487
>>715129094
>Wow. Amazing exclusives
Considering both are selling the system right now. Yes, they are.
Anonymous No.715129262 [Report]
>>715128801
>One guy posts 20 ragebait threads a day
*20 ragebait threads a minute
Anonymous No.715129263 [Report] >>715129583
>>715129067
>he can only conceptualize cheating as headshots in shootys
Nice 15 year old argument. Btw, aim assist only hinders.
Anonymous No.715129271 [Report]
>>715129224
>People who spend 399 are going to beat you to it and all the fun is going to be sucked out of it by then
that makes no sense, its a single player game
Anonymous No.715129293 [Report] >>715129583
>>715129067
Its a consistent level playing field.
Anonymous No.715129487 [Report] >>715129587 >>715129595 >>715129630 >>715129874
>>715129193
>being slightly better than dogshit
Ok.

>>715129234
I don't care about sales. I care about fun. If I'm not having fun then what's the point? I've been playing MKW with my nephews and even they realized it's too easy. We went back to playing Emulated MK8.

If most people aren't having fun with MKW and going back to whatever version they like it's fine. But it's pretty fucking pathetic that there are people out there seething and coping and pretending that it's the best thing ever and everyone should run out and get a Switch 2.
Anonymous No.715129583 [Report] >>715129669
>>715129263
Are you getting upset over save editing now? Mind that online protections getting weaker due to normalisation of peer to peer was due to consoles

>>715129293
It would be more interesting if they had zero aim assist in multiplayer and it was just there for single player
Anonymous No.715129587 [Report]
>>715129487
>slightly
learn to read nigger
Anonymous No.715129595 [Report] >>715130256
>>715129487
I think its fine if someone enjoys a game that I personally don't. What makes you believe otherwise? Are you the arbiter of good games? If so, name some.
Anonymous No.715129609 [Report]
>>715123190
Me and my hellspawn will be
Anonymous No.715129630 [Report] >>715130256
>>715129487
>I've been playing MKW with my nephews and even they realized it's too easy
Boys never fucking think like this, you autist. When was the last time you actually hung out with real people?
Anonymous No.715129635 [Report] >>715130256
>>715120334
It did, Ring Fit was more successful than any Splatoon game.
Anonymous No.715129669 [Report]
>>715129583
I don't get upset at cheating at all. I play on console and PC crossplay options stays off permanently.
Anonymous No.715129704 [Report]
>>715118854
The joycons being expensive pieces of shit that start drifting after 30 hours makes the Wii U better than the Shitch by default. They mostly share the same library too.
Anonymous No.715129796 [Report]
Our Boy is the vidya spams poster.
He posted another vidya spams thread.
Anonymous No.715129801 [Report]
>>715117590
The Wii U had the fucking fourth NSMB game and Nintendo Land as launch titles and then nothing for like 7 months until Pikmin 3.

By the end of the year (6 months) the Switch 2 will have
Mario Kart World
Fast Fusion
DK Bananza
Kirby Air Riders
Metroid Prime 4
Pokémon Legends ZA
Anonymous No.715129874 [Report] >>715129943
>>715129487
this post is so weird. if you're playing this game with your nephews and think it's somehow "too easy" (as if Mario kart isn't easy) why would you go back to the game that is objectively easier to master and win races?
Anonymous No.715129926 [Report]
>>715129059
IT WAS A HOT SUMMER NIGHT
AND HIS ASS WAS BURNIN
THERE WAS CUM LEAKIN OUT OF HIS CRACK
Anonymous No.715129943 [Report] >>715130137 >>715130242 >>715130256 >>715130276 >>715131954
>>715129874
I almost dont even believe that anybody out there even plays nintendo games. Theyre all something that people get on for 5 minutes and then throws it aside. Theres no way real people play those switches
Anonymous No.715129948 [Report] >>715130052
>>715118854
I had the Wii U during its prime. Still own it. Its proprietary features (TV mode, Miiverse, Wii mode) were cool as fuck for the time. At least its gimmicks had interesting niches to fill. The Switch 2 genuinely offers nothing novel or interesting whatsoever.
Anonymous No.715130052 [Report] >>715130130
>>715129948
mouse control
Anonymous No.715130130 [Report] >>715130184
>>715130052
Neither novel nor interesting.
Anonymous No.715130137 [Report] >>715130261
>>715129943
That's exactly how I feel about modern sony flagshit titles.
Anonymous No.715130184 [Report] >>715130484
>>715130130
name another console that has mouse control
>mouse aim and control isnt interesting
ok so youre retarded
Anonymous No.715130221 [Report] >>715130316
>>715125141
I fucking love how Wii U contrarians give the Switch shit for relying on Wii U ports and then bring up WW/TP HD kek
Anonymous No.715130242 [Report] >>715130337 >>715130579
>>715129943
>those 154m people? a figment of my imagination
Anonymous No.715130256 [Report]
>>715129595
I play what's fun for me. You do know what FUN is? I still like TF2 even after the updates that made the game worse and killed off community servers.

>>715129630
If my nephews loved the switch 2 so much they would ask me or their parents to get another, so that both get their own to play with. Guess what? It they don't.

>>715129635
IIRC just dance was also pretty popular on the wii with women.

>>715129943
>Theyre all something that people get on for 5 minutes and then throws it aside.
Pretty much what happens when my nephews come over to play at my house. We end up playing party games like Overcooked, Moving Out, or Broforce.
Anonymous No.715130261 [Report] >>715130380 >>715130451 >>715131048
>>715130137
You can feel that way but you can play every triple A game on a PS5 so that argument doesnt hold up well. You cant do that on a switch
Anonymous No.715130276 [Report] >>715130579
>>715129943
yeah I guess it sold all that software an hardware by people not being invested in it. I guess 155 million people just had $300 to randomly spare on something and chose a switch
Anonymous No.715130316 [Report]
>>715130221
that has absolutely nothing to do with what I said but uh...congrats I guess
Anonymous No.715130337 [Report]
>>715130242
Just because it sold well doesnt even mean real people are playing it. It just means people bought it. It could have been bought for any reason
Anonymous No.715130380 [Report] >>715130418
>>715130261
you can play every AAA game on a PC too and you dont need to buy a worthless brick like the PS5 to do it
Anonymous No.715130418 [Report] >>715130480
>>715130380
Oh yeah and how much would one of those PCs cost? 1500 minimum and it still wouldnt run GTA 6 or anything smoothly.
Anonymous No.715130434 [Report] >>715130465 >>715130503
>just because 154m people bought a video game console doesnt mean they wanted to play video games on it
Anonymous No.715130451 [Report]
>>715130261
>but you can play every triple A game on a PS5
but nobody is doing it. the PS5 has some of the worst software sales of any playstation
Anonymous No.715130465 [Report]
>>715130434
A lot of people probably bought it because you could play with the controller part like a toy and mess with the buttons like children would do.
Anonymous No.715130480 [Report] >>715130542
>>715130418
back on this again are we? >>715128314
Anonymous No.715130484 [Report] >>715130597 >>715130672
>>715130184
Literally every Playstation console, almost every Xbox, it's not even the first Nintendo console to have mouse control. The fucking SNES had its own proprietary mouse.
>mouse aim on console
Just play on PC you retarded fag. There is no point in using PC controls on a worse platform.
Anonymous No.715130503 [Report]
>>715130434
funniest part? they could have spent that money on a PS4 but they didn't
Anonymous No.715130542 [Report] >>715130602
>>715130480
A 1500 dollar pc doesnt grant access to GTA 6 when it does early for playstation.
Anonymous No.715130548 [Report]
>they paid $3-400 to play with the joycons as if it were a fidget spinner
Anonymous No.715130579 [Report] >>715130718
>>715130242
>>715130276
And millions of people still eat at mcdonalds. They get a spike in sales when they release some new food item. At the end of the day it's still Mcdonalds and what matters is if I actually enjoyed the meal.

For some people it actually is a treat because that's the nicest they can afford. For other people it's just slop to shovel into their mouths because it's convenient.
Anonymous No.715130597 [Report] >>715130754
>>715130484
how do I use a dualshock as a mouse?
Anonymous No.715130602 [Report] >>715130667
>>715130542
>>715128993
Anonymous No.715130637 [Report]
>>715116551
And it has 1000+ Switch games which are all that really matter
Anonymous No.715130667 [Report] >>715130770
>>715130602
Thats for you to decide, but the fact is that a PC doesnt get early access to it like PS5/Xbox. Period. You can spend all you want but you still cant play the biggest game release ever
Anonymous No.715130672 [Report] >>715130824
>>715130484
plugging in an external mouse isnt mouse controls, are you pretending to be retarded?
Anonymous No.715130718 [Report]
>>715130579
>food analogy
Anonymous No.715130754 [Report] >>715130989
>>715130597
Playstations from PS2 onwards have had USB ports that you can plug a mouse into. Dualshock had its own brand of mouse for the PS1.
Anonymous No.715130770 [Report] >>715130829 >>715130896
>>715130667
>why do you need to play 6 on release? uhhhhhhhhh I dont have a reason b-but you do!
>but you still cant play the biggest game release ever
every single GTA game has come to PC besides the portable games, why would 6 be any different?
Anonymous No.715130824 [Report] >>715130931
>>715130672
Yes it is. Are you? Seeing as you're leaning this hard into it I think your retardation is genuine.
Anonymous No.715130829 [Report] >>715130862
>>715130770
Once again, youre spending 1500 dollars just to have to wait longer. scam
Anonymous No.715130862 [Report] >>715130902
>>715130829
$1500 for what? a mid range pc can run it, as shown by the series S getting it
Anonymous No.715130896 [Report] >>715131109 >>715131171
>>715130770
No he's saying you'll be missing out on playing the game and getting to talk about it with all your discord buddies.

155 million nintendofags bought the switch 2 even though it only has 2 exclusives just because of the FOMO.
Anonymous No.715130902 [Report] >>715130984
>>715130862
Not at least for a year. Thats absurd.
Anonymous No.715130931 [Report] >>715131098
>>715130824
>controller is literally the mouse
vs
>have to plug in a completely different controller which is literally just a PC mouse with different adapter ends
Anonymous No.715130984 [Report] >>715131096
>>715130902
whats absurd is you insisting that GTA6 needs to be played immediately when it comes out and then never actually explaining why
Anonymous No.715130989 [Report] >>715131218
>>715130754
I meant an actual dualshock, because the actual gain with the switch 2 is being able to aim with a mouse (or at least close to it) while still using a joystick to move. I was under the impression that you could use the actual controller as a mouse
Anonymous No.715131048 [Report]
>>715130261
That's why own more than a switch
Anonymous No.715131087 [Report]
Our Boy just posted a Donkey Kong Bananza hate thread.
Anonymous No.715131096 [Report]
>>715130984
Same reason you dont wait to eat when youre hungry
Anonymous No.715131098 [Report] >>715131238
>>715130931
>control games with mouse
>mouse is literally the controller
>in your mind this is a meaningful difference
Anonymous No.715131109 [Report] >>715131514
>>715130896
>just because of the FOMO.
the console isn't heavily scalped or facing shipment issues. I don't see how FOMO plays a factor here. it simply seems that people want to play the games you mentioned
Anonymous No.715131129 [Report]
>>715128993
For me a lot
Anonymous No.715131171 [Report] >>715131514
>>715130896
GTA V came out and none of my friends or roommates talked about it with each other
Anonymous No.715131218 [Report] >>715131370 >>715131396
>>715130989
Not a meaningful difference or gain whatsoever. It's a mouse in a different shape. Not a new idea.
Anonymous No.715131238 [Report] >>715131350
>>715131098
thanks for repeating what I said, but you forgot an argument
Anonymous No.715131251 [Report]
>>715127617
> whole bunch of third party ports
You mean special editions of Ninja Gaiden, Tekken Tag, and others with full DLC included AND exclusive content? Yeah totally like Switch 2.
Anonymous No.715131350 [Report] >>715131415
>>715131238
What you said didn't contradict me whatsoever. You don't even have an argument because there isn't one to form. The Switch 2 isn't doing anything that hasn't been done before. You know that to be true, but you want to argue anyway.
Anonymous No.715131370 [Report] >>715132047
>>715131218
And the Wii U was just a tablet
Anonymous No.715131396 [Report] >>715131594 >>715131775 >>715131883
>>715131218
movement is "smoother" on a joystick rather than WASD. maybe it's not a gain on every game but it definitely seems to be good to have the option
Anonymous No.715131415 [Report] >>715131631
>>715131350
the controller is the mouse. Its not a second hand peripheral. I dont know what part of this is escaping that walnut you call a brain
Anonymous No.715131427 [Report] >>715131609
>>715128314
Xbox series S is a shit console but also the most based console since dreamcast because it forces hack devs to optimize their shit
Anonymous No.715131514 [Report] >>715131605
>>715131109
>the console isn't heavily scalped
>anon ignoring the fact that scalpers bought shit tons intending to scalp
>anon ignoring the fact that nintendo made sure to ship out more than enough to deter scalping
FOMO deez nuts

>>715131171
I only ever played GTA 2. Maybe GTA V didn't have anything interesting to talk about. Did they at least share GTA V memes?
Anonymous No.715131594 [Report] >>715131784 >>715131883
>>715131396
I always chuckle that PC, the alleged best platform to play games, still uses 8 way digital inputs controlled by 3 fingers pushing keys as the primary character control method, hardly at all different than gen 1 atari consoles.
Anonymous No.715131605 [Report]
>>715131514
the only meme that came out of GTA V was lamar roasting franking for having no bitches and the time trevor meets him
Anonymous No.715131609 [Report]
>>715131427
if only devs actually did their jobs. capcom was threatening to sue people over "harassment" after they saw people criticizing MH wilds' optimization
Anonymous No.715131631 [Report] >>715131749
>>715131415
"The controller is the mouse" achieves the same end as "the mouse is the controller". Thus, nothing new has been accomplished. If we're going to pretend that's somehow genuinely different than using an actual mouse via USB, then the Switch 2 still fails at novelty seeing as the Wii remote functioned as a cursor for certain software. I don't know how even your bottomless void of a brain is struggling with that, but here we are.
Anonymous No.715131702 [Report]
>>715121568
yeah but that game is better than every other 2d mario in the last 20 years by a mile
Anonymous No.715131747 [Report]
>>715117590
And there was a fucking 6 month draught kek
You Wii U fans are so delusional it's not even funny
Anonymous No.715131749 [Report] >>715131917 >>715132205 >>715132569
>>715131631
>remote shaped tv remote with infared
>joycon that you turn vertical and drag over the playing surface like a mouse
or even ebtter
>USB mouse you have to plug in to do the same thing but with no additional buttons besides M1 and 2
I guess basic logic isnt your forte
Anonymous No.715131775 [Report] >>715132030
>>715131396
Ta-da: the ASUS ROG Chakram. A mouse with a joystick released 5 years ago. Done sooner and better than Nintendo.
Anonymous No.715131784 [Report]
>>715131594
personally I like keyboard and mouse for some games. in games that I don't have too many buttons to press, like souls games, I like it. I definitely can't play devil may cry or monster hunter on it tho
Anonymous No.715131850 [Report] >>715131894
The wii u was a tablet.
Anonymous No.715131883 [Report] >>715131972
>>715131396
>movement is "smoother" on a joystick rather than WASD
I'm sure somewhere out there someone has made a controller/mouse combo.

>>715131594
Is using 3 fingers(4 for sprinting) and a hand to control movement too complicated for you? PCfags can use controllers too when they want to use 2 thumbs for movement.
Anonymous No.715131886 [Report] >>715132287 >>715137950
>>715114638
I legit think the Wii U was Nintendo's attempt at a return to form. Most of the new Switch games that were actually worth anything were holdovers from the Wii U as well. Its a shame because I really think it reinforced Nintendo when it came to making games for "everyone" rather than their core audience and putting marketing and name power above all else. There's just no soul, effort, or passion in any of their games now. Its all just safe, focus tested, cost efficient product.
Anonymous No.715131894 [Report]
>>715131850
Not even. Tablets are portable.
Anonymous No.715131917 [Report] >>715131948
>>715131749
>Hey look guys! Mouse controls!
>Mouse controls have been done for decades, even by other consoles
>B-but you don't understand, the controller IS the mouse!!!
>How does that achieve anything different than just using a mouse?
>....
Basic logic definitely isn't your wheelhouse. The adults are talking. Quiet now.
Anonymous No.715131948 [Report] >>715132149
>>715131917
>>How does that achieve anything different than just using a mouse?
I've explained this twice already, can you not read?
Anonymous No.715131954 [Report] >>715132212
>>715129943
>Theres no way real people play those switches
?
Anonymous No.715131972 [Report] >>715132212
>>715131883
>Is using 3 fingers(4 for sprinting) and a hand to control movement too complicated for you
I prefer analog inputs since digital 8 way is inferior in every way.
>PCfags
*PC vegans
Anonymous No.715132030 [Report] >>715132463
>>715131775
how do you map movement to this joystick in a game?
Anonymous No.715132047 [Report]
>>715131370
No, the Wii U was a console. The tablet you are referring to is the gamepad, which had gyro controls and face/shoulder buttons as well as a microphone and camera.
Anonymous No.715132149 [Report] >>715132205 >>715132537 >>715132630
>>715131948
You haven't, actually. You've just been cope posting insisting that it's different. You haven't explained how.
>the controller is the mouse
Does not answer
>how does this achieve a different end?
Anonymous No.715132205 [Report] >>715132537
>>715132149
>>715131749
Anonymous No.715132212 [Report] >>715132617 >>715135227
>>715131972
>I prefer analog inputs since digital 8 way is inferior in every way.
Then buy a controller that's compatible with your PC?

>>715131954
I heard Mad Rat Dead was good. Too bad NIS is being retarded right now and PC port will probably never happen.
Anonymous No.715132287 [Report]
>>715131886
Outisde of Mario Maker, Xenoblade X and Splatoon most of the Wii U's best games were very iterative sequels
>3D World
Sequel to 3D Land that was extremely criticized at first for it
>Tropical Freeze
Same as 3D World
>Smash 4
People straight up don't go back to this one anymore.
>NSMBU
lol, I remember when this one got announced and people thought it was Wii and not a new game
>Mario Kart 8
it really wasn't really all that different to Wii outside of the graphics, World is actually a shake-up to the series

And then you got some of the worst shit Nintendo has done like Mario Party 10 and Amiibo Festival.
This take is nothing but revisionism and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Anonymous No.715132463 [Report] >>715133308
>>715132030
For most games, the same way you would map any controls. Steam has custom mappings for this particular mouse.
Anonymous No.715132537 [Report] >>715132569
>>715132205
>>715132149
Anonymous No.715132569 [Report] >>715132630
>>715132537
>>715131749
Anonymous No.715132617 [Report] >>715133308
>>715132212
I'll instead play my games on my Xbox and Switch
Anonymous No.715132630 [Report] >>715132716
>>715132569
>>715132149
Anonymous No.715132716 [Report] >>715133087
>>715132630
I'll make it easy for you

which is easier. Turning your joycon on its side or buying a mouse peripheral and plugging it in, or going over to your desktop, pulling the mouse out, and plugging it in?
Anonymous No.715133087 [Report] >>715133135
>>715132716
You seem to have forgotten what the conversation is about. Not a surprise. This isn't about what you deem as easier. The original point is that the Switch 2 isn't doing anything novel or interesting. I don't care what's easier. I don't have any trouble getting a mouse to work. What is "easier" than that is an extremely diminished return to the point that it isn't interesting in the slightest. To that end, it functionally does not achieve anything that a mouse cannot. You have failed to refute this, likely because you are aware you cannot. I want to believe you have better things to do than fight an unwinnable battle, but you're here so you probably don't.
Anonymous No.715133135 [Report] >>715133316
>>715133087
>I dont care whats more convenient
clearly not, otherwise youd know what the mouse is the controller actually means
Anonymous No.715133308 [Report] >>715133661
>>715132617
>I'll instead play my games on my Xbox and Switch
Why don't you have Switch 2 yet?

>>715132463
>Steam has custom mappings for this particular mouse.
This is why I love Steam. You don't always have to register to some faggot site or join a faggot discord to get access to a fix for a game or hardware.
Anonymous No.715133316 [Report]
>>715133135
I do. It still does not answer how it achieves a different end than a normal USB mouse. The fact that you can't answer that really proves that it doesn't. You could admit it's just a worse version of a mouse. That would at least be accurate and you'd be taking your tired argument somewhere other than the oblivion its been in since the beginning of this conversation. You don't wanna do that, though. You wanna stomp your feet and insist that it's different when it's not because it comes with your favorite brand on it.
Anonymous No.715133360 [Report]
everyone itt is a huge sperglord holy shit
Anonymous No.715133661 [Report] >>715134374 >>715135227
>>715133308
Didn't feel like getting one yet. Playing different games now.
Anonymous No.715134374 [Report]
>>715133661
>Didn't feel like getting one yet. Playing different games now.
That's how most of /v/ feels. Yet nintendies are too autistic to realize this.
Anonymous No.715135227 [Report]
>>715132212
>I heard Mad Rat Dead was good.
Yeah and the platform/rhythm hybrid genre is a nice bowl of fresh air
Nippon Ichi Software games are generally nice if you want to try something new, even if the execution can sometimes fail (htol#NiQ was rough on the edges to my memories). There is also a bunch of titles that will never come out of Japan like the horror detective (Shin) Hayarigami or the countryside tourism simulator Fuuraiki.

>>715133661
That's fine, I got the Switch 2 because I knew it would improve drastically a bunch of Switch 1 games I own alongside of a couple of launch titles, like Yakuza Zero, Kunitsu-Gami, Rune Factory, Fast Fusion, etc. with shit like Elden Ring coming out later. Its biggest flaw is the battery life, and for most users it's better to wait one year or two until the Switch 2 library gets bigger.
Anonymous No.715135405 [Report]
>>715114267 (OP)
It's still selling out everywhere instead of just at launch. Of course, the real test is going to be Christmas sales.
Anonymous No.715137950 [Report]
>>715131886
Sure thing.