Thread 715116201

HAHAHAHAHA

>>715116201 (OP)
it just looks so similar to the first game

she's so handsome

>>715116513
All women have to literally do is eat one meal a day and walk. That's it. The fact most of them still fail at this is a sign that men should accelerate the robo-sluts.

>>715116513
This is the most literal definition of fridge bod that I've ever seen.

>>715116513
First case that west developers make an actress look better in-game than irl

>GoY
>>715116513
reminder women are addicted to sugar maxed coffee and drink a large cup everyday, that’s why many are fat or chubby

>le heckin doggo companion shown instead of some cool character or quest
>without any special snowflake power middle-aged woman can defeat multiple grown up man in semi-real setting, yet there aren't any other female bandits or warriors
>fully-armored woman with five weapons on her back, yet not single character mention it

>>715116201 (OP)
>this japanese woman is bigger and stronger than most japanese men in the game :^) we wanted the predominantly male playerbase to feel powerful while also seeing the world of Tsushima from a more progressive and inclusive view. This way, everyone wins. :^)

>>715117708
>final boss is some bumfuck 70 year old bandit leader

>>715116513
tranny

>>715116201 (OP)
>>715116513
I encourage anyone who is even remotely still considering buying this game to go watch any of the "comedy" content this obnoxious, unfunny piece of shit has done at Dropout TV (aka the woke abomination that Collegehumor turned into). I promise it will cure you of any delusion that this game won't be intolerable because anyone willing to hire her is mentally ill.

>>715116201 (OP)
this game had to have been mostly developed during peak woke era, unfuckin' believable that anyone at any high executive decision making level would think this is a good idea

>>715116513
What's this body type called?

>>715118106
thats spider-man 2

>>715116201 (OP)
>OOOOOOO YOU WAN PRAY MY GAME??

>>715116513
>this is who is supposed to be the "big scary demon assassin warrior"
It's all so tiresome.

>>715117708
>>without any special snowflake power middle-aged woman can defeat multiple grown up man in semi-real setting, yet there aren't any other female bandits or warriors

The game looks like shit, but this is such a silly complaint when Jin could essentially solo the entire Mongol army. In fact it created a narrative dissonance since in-gameplay he never needs to use poison at all, yet the game acts like it's such a necessity when just two missions prior Jin and Shimura storm and take over an entire mongol base together.

>>715117708
I find it funny the first half they were all
>She's a badass lone wolf
Then proceed to show how she will have people teaming up with her in battle, including a literal fucking wolf

>>715118482
All of Sony's modern games have this Narrative Dissonance. I stopped playing the nu GoW when Kratos was blocked by a wooden gate.

i miss Jin

>>715116513
Looks like my deadbeat uncle

>>715118821
We all do. This game deserves to bomb for pulling yet another The Last of Us 2/The Last Jedi

>>715116201 (OP)
Wow, holy shit. Asians are actually ugly as fuck on average? I'm shocked.

>>715116513
>2025
>still has the ugly side shaved dyke haircut that every feminist had back in 2012

You just know this person is awful.

>you know who would be perfect for this role? A fat ugly asian
and then the entire world sighs at once

>>715116513
Being fat and asian is weird because usually their parents are supposed to shame them until they get into shape.

>>715116513
100% nepo casting

>>715116513
>I-IS THAT AN UGLY WOMAN?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME HITLERMANNNNN

>>715120106
This but unironically

Isn't this racism?
Average Japanese women don't look like this.

>>715120338
shut up chud

>>715120106
I say this.

>>715120106
>I LOVE UGLY DYKES
>NOBODY CAN VOICE ASIAN CHARACTERS BUT ASIAN(AMERICANS)
why are snoys like this?

>>715116201 (OP)
the average asian american woman

>>715116201 (OP)
>1727919694678545.jpg
>HAHAHAHAHA
Sony's so desperate for marketing they'll make fun of their own game.
If you only knew how bad it was right now...

>>715116513
I hate this so much. I really liked the first game I’m not playing this trash shouldn’t have made the MC a tranny

>>715116201 (OP)
Is the west now simply incapable of making an attractive female?
Hell, I will settle for average at this point.

>>715116513
meanwhile in China...

https://youtu.be/tTV2X6tBX8I?si=50al4XPc2eHbais2

>>715120925
>>>/vt/ranny

>>715121126
unironically, thats a big sword

>>715118371
Well xhe certainly is big..

>>715121126
The west has fallen
The east has risen

>>715121224
kek

>>715118019
I said this last time, but the bitch looks like Ichinojo

>>715116513
Why does california have all the ugliest hoes

>>715121564
arr rook same

>>715119965
She said her family doesn't like her or talk to her.

>>715117357
second. see: Harriet tubman in civ 7

>>715118261
Fridge

>>715116201 (OP)
another shitty sony sequel
they just can't help themselves

>>715125054
what the fuck

>>715121126
that's a fucking cool sword

>>715119965
That's really not true at all.

>>715116513
>>715125006
what a disgusting creature

>>715117078
>literally just need to be malnourished and starve themselves
lol
Lmao

>>715116513
Is she an actual swordsman and that's the reason they used her?

>>715120642
>NOBODY CAN VOICE ASIAN CHARACTERS BUT ASIAN(AMERICANS)
it'll have English/Japanese voice options just like the original

You know. I'm actually okay with this. I like it. Not bad, not bad.

>>715121126
Can I play as this character instead or is that only reserved for Dynasty Warrior games

>>715116201 (OP)
>Ghost of DEI
LOL! IMAGINE BEING THE KEK WHO UNIRONICALLY LIKES LEFTOID GOYSLOPPAH!

>>715125543
>being asian is goyslop

>>715116513
Chunko the shemurai

>>715125346
It's false to think taking walks and eating one meal a day makes you malnourished and starving. Plenty of people do it and are healthy. Good job exposing your goy mindset.

>>715118106
Sony loves the idea of female protags. Its a woke thing but they been doing it for a long too. Or at least have a very important strong women character by the protag side.

>Decent gameplay with ASS characters and SHIT story
Oh look it's the modern sony playbook in action

>>715120106
This, unironically

GoT was alright, very derivative and repetitive but the production value and visual design was top notch. I don't see how they can make a 2nd game different enough to be fun to play for another 100 hours. Ugly female protag really doesn't make things better for them.

>>715125447
I was ironizing the fact that woke retards say shit like that asian(americans)s should voice asians instead of actual asians, just like they got an american to be the face of the game

>>715116513
Like a genderbent Steven Seagal

>>715125346
>fatty cope

>>715118031
Wait that's who they chose? I thought she was just some rando native born Japanese actress, but apparently it's some queer woke Asian American. My sides

>>715121275
for you

>>715125894
Reaching hard with this one.
You been watching russian youtube again?

>Femoid samurai
>Uggo dyke samurai
>Nigger music
Enjoy yoyr trash Sonybros!

What are the chances of Jin's legacy getting ruined to prop up the new Ghost?

Just woke up, what did I miss?