>Zack clapped Aerith
>Johnny DEFINITELY clapped Tifa
>Yuffie was probably getting clapped by Shinobi in her villiage

Is Cloud doomed to getting used goods? The one woman that showed genuine interest in Cloud, he doesn't even make any real moves on. Now I get why Zack and Sephiroth are the alphas that he's always trying to emulate. Dude is a beta male character through and through.

Cloud is basically Shinji, which makes it funny when people act like Shinji is a bitch but Cloud is so cool because he is hawt.

>>715120367 (OP)
Why do you want to be a cuck so badly?

>>715121389
some people don't see themselves as the main character even in their own story

cloud is out of tifas league

>>715121389
Its hot

>>715121389

Cloud is the cuck, how does wanting Cloud to clap something make me the cuck?

If anything, me using Cloud as a self insert and wanting him to clap some cheeks means I DONT want to be a cuck.

>>715121681

>Elite martial artists
>Killer rack
>Great face
>Amazing, spunky personality
>Knows how to make a drink

She's objectively the best girl. Aerith was good in the OG but Remake makes her too much of a girlboss.

>>715120367 (OP)
"Used goods" is not much as a problem of "habit women" that basically use men as a cheap device.

Yuffie probably treats it as ninja arts to steal your materia.

>>715121968
>girlboss

how though? she's frail and needs assistance to not die.

>>715122318

It's her attitude. I guess they added it to her in the remake so she isn't some "soft, submissive woman". They did the same to Peach in the Mario movie.

>>715120367 (OP)
nah he wishes but you know barret did

>>715120367 (OP)
why would you want someone that's not in demand OP?

>>715120367 (OP)
Who cares? He`s gonna clap Sephiroth and Zack, can`t be more alfa than that.

>>715123725

I unironically wish they add Tifa being BLACKED to the canon. So many people would disown her as a waifu.

>>715121870
Sounds like youre just a chad and a bro, and probably have very potent seed.

>>715124046


How can he clap Zack?

>>715120367 (OP)
Johnny and Barret were both hitting Tifa, and who knows how many drunken bar hookups.

>>715126623
Sounds like you're just a fag and a homo, and probably want to guzzle his seed.

>>715129312


FF7 is basically anime so likely she was a bartender and doesn't even like to drink and is a virgin.

>>715122891
What attitude? She is so passive she barely has a personality thanks to the developers adding a bit of playfulness so she is not completely boring. You sound insufferable

>Trying to max out Windstorm's proficiency
>Been using Yuffie for nearly every fight, spamming Windstorm whenever there are multiple enemies clustered together
>It's always just barely on the cusp of maxing out

What the fuck is going on? Why can't she master it?

>>715120367 (OP)
cuk

>>715120367 (OP)
Post nose.

>>715120367 (OP)
All women are used goods, there's not much he can do.

>>715120367 (OP)
>in my headcanon I'm cucked by everyone!
Good for you lil bud

>>715121615
>even in their own story
FF7 is not my, or your, story, retard.

>>715120367 (OP)
>The one woman that showed genuine interest in Cloud, he doesn't even make any real moves on.
Jessie? She has been repeatedly clapped, no doubt. Unless you're talking about Ester, it's not looking good. (We have Word of God though, that Zack didn't clap Aerith.)

>>715120367 (OP)
Sephiroth wasn't an Alpha. He had no interest in woman and was a sigma male. Then post death he became a complete faggot who only cares about Cloud and nothing else.

>>715121305
Despite crossdressing, Cloud has a more masculine appearance than Shinji, a more masculine voice, and performs coolers moves outside piloting a cyborg. Cloud also doesn't masturbate over comatose girls.

>>715144284
>Cloud also doesn't masturbate over comatose girls.
That’s because he’s too busy dreaming about his true crush, the silver haired faggot

>>715122891
Aerith was literally never soft or submissive. She was always a spunky girl who took charge of Cloud. She was the one who chased after Tifa into Wall Market and made Cloud crossdress. Play the game man.

>>715135056
It's been over a year since I played, but doesn't Windstorm have some kind of situational bonus on it? I think you have to activate that.

>>715142742
>Plays an rpg
>Doesn't role play
Why are you like this?

>>715120367 (OP)
>Yuffie was probably getting clapped by Shinobi in her villiage

>>715120367 (OP)
>jeet hours start
>cuck threads go up 10 fold

what is it about living in india that makes you want to be cucked?

>>715120367 (OP)
Yuffie is 100% unused.

>>715120367 (OP)
imagine being this delusional lmao

>>715120367 (OP)
>Is Cloud doomed to getting used goods?
What's the problem with this?
In the most technical sense most every guy on the planet's been in used goods.
Don't forget anon, the very first pussy your dick has been in is your mother.

>>715145068
Lower caste abuse

>>715120367 (OP)
Nice try Johnny, but you are not fooling anyone.

>>715148901
Exactly, the guy's a simp. They never win.

>>715144284
>masterbate
Oh... that scenes not as dark as I thought it was