Thread 715129925 - /v/ [Archived: 475 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:52:17 AM No.715129925
1742640128434798
1742640128434798
md5: 4583897730b57a9c9185bfb81af13b84🔍
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: >>715129985 >>715130062 >>715130825 >>715131114 >>715131428 >>715133491
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:53:22 AM No.715129985
>>715129925 (OP)
Shouldn't have dipped your toes in polymorphine :)
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:54:24 AM No.715130062
>>715129925 (OP)
This game sucks, nothing is explained. Tried to refund but I didn't get under the 2 week mark.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:06:59 AM No.715130825
>>715129925 (OP)
DAS RAYSIS
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:10:00 AM No.715130980
I hate that damage scales as your health pool increases. At 100 HP, being on fire hurts you for 1 or 2 damage a second. But if you have 200 HP, it hurts you twice as much. Makes it feel like you're not really getting any stronger, but the number is just bigger. Makes no sense to me.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:12:24 AM No.715131114
>>715129925 (OP)
>former longest time 4hrs
>current game was 11hrs
you'll soon learn to brush off those multiday games with a smile, too
because you'll see the same shit plenty of more times if you keep playing long enough
CAPTCHA: 2DM4D
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:14:31 AM No.715131239
>>715131114
>>former longest time 4hrs
>>current game was 11hrs
time records are for shortest game, not longest one
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:16:59 AM No.715131390
noita_map
noita_map
md5: dd07d243a36a1ff467013fba11eaf8fe🔍
>>715131239
i've never actually pushed to beat the game, but i've explored a bunch of it. pic related is the map i was making. i dropped it last year after spending waaay too much time playing, but i need to pick it back up again because it's one of the coolest games i've ever played (and i can't think of a single person i'd recommend it too because you have to be a masochistic autistic vidya freak to like it)
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:17:36 AM No.715131428
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md5: d70f4a6e92b4f251f0447e3afacb8a89🔍
>>715129925 (OP)
>Lentil Lama
What is wrong with this fucking language
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:19:11 AM No.715131540
pepe screen cleaned2
pepe screen cleaned2
md5: 74e8dc7f58ac6ea0fa9b1b975dc00e79🔍
It's a good game, but it'd be great if it was simply honest. Noita is a dishonest game.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:32:04 AM No.715132331
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1712790594528869
md5: cb4ca531b9d745989926b34379a5b107🔍
>>715131540
the only one who is dishonest is you for spoiling the game
you only get to play a game blind once, frog poster
don't blame the game if you ruin the experience
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:46:57 AM No.715133208
>go an epic 10 hour journey
>impervious to all damage
>flying through the sky without a care in the world
>some flying blob in my way
>fly right through him
>explodes into polymorph juice
>turned into a flying sheep
>one pixel of fire lands on my sheep wool
>die a pathetic death
>10 fucking hours down the fucking drain
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:52:38 AM No.715133491
>>715129925 (OP)
>>715133208
just avoid anything pink, that includes flying too high

>>715131390
i remember you from another thread, cool map
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:54:28 AM No.715133575
>>715129985
but it's my fetish
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:55:18 AM No.715133617
If you play long enough, every run will be a fun one because you'll start to only die to things that you could have avoided, but didn't because you were having too much fun.
For me, I can't not use Giga sawblades, and if I get the right setup, even omega sawblades. dangerous spells are just too fun.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:56:42 AM No.715133686
>>715131428
Nothing.