>play Switch 2 on TV
>its mounted too high and my neck hurts from looking up
>play with bluetooth headphones
>sound keeps cutting out and glitching
>try to emulate on my laptop
>emulator shits itself halfway through and lose progress
>try to play smash portably
>remember this game sucks dick
>try to play anything else
>laptop isnt good enough
>no couch, no money, no comfortable seating, no fun games, cant run anything
>havent left my house in years so all I have is vidya
man this shit isnt fun anymore. i wish i was a kid again

Get a used beach chair someone is getting rid of. You can find a seat.

>>715135607 (OP)
>i wish i was a kid again

Did you have money as a kid? Why would you want to be a kid again?

>>715136461
Money is not the only reason to live, you goalless fucking buffoon

>Switch 2 emulator

>>715136560
I guess the real reason to live is to insult people over 4chan. I'll add this to the 99% shitskin NPC section. I can tell your life is good without money.

>>715135607 (OP)
a mounted tv is my favorite way to instantly know someone is an idiot faggot

>>715135607 (OP)
>its mounted too high and my neck hurts from looking up
Well why did you mount your tv so high then, genius?

>>715135607 (OP)
>>its mounted too high and my neck hurts
Then adjust it faggot. If you got a problem that can be solved then you have no right to complain

>>715136651
You're here aren't you?