Thread 715160504

>>715160504 (OP)
>can’t enjoy a game unless marketing man tells me it’s fun
Is that why everyone dropped Mario kart already?

>>715162016
Cope

yellow paint got the birds too?

>>715164071
what yellow paint? are you fucking retarded?
those are birds droppings on the side of a cliff. it's fairly natural and blends in with the environment.

>>715164149
The bird is yellow you humongous idiot.

>>715166510
there's no bird in that image you schizo

Nintendo, 2025:
"If it's not open world, why bother?"

>>715160504 (OP)
someone jizzed on that ledge

>>715160504 (OP)
>FOLLOW GOLDEN BIRDS TO DISCOVER PLACES OF INTEREST
Yeah, and the white paint? Did those birds shit out 5 gallons of shit on the cliffs? Even a '''shitty''' game like Star Wars Outlaws lets you fucking disable the "paint" and cues.

>>715166596
Read the text in the image you illiterate retard. This is how I know you haven't played the first game.

>>715160504 (OP)
It’s like FF7 Rebirth’s owls that lead you to Lifesprings.

>>715166878
wind guided you in the first game, not birds

>>715167026
birds could guide you to some locations as well as foxes. Neat idea on paper but it wasn't fun.

>>715160504 (OP)
>designated bird shittting cliffs

>>715167026
Both did. Yellow birds would appear to lead you to points of interest, and the wind would lead you to selected quests and map markers.

>>715160504 (OP)
Zelda did this with Navi

Why are modern games obsessed with following a trail of piss?

>>715168059
why are you obsessed with imagery related to cock?

>another top-tier AAA premium game not on switch
No wonder tendos mad about this game.

>>715168059
gaymedevs found out about how yellow is actually the most attention grabbing-color so now they are shoving it in every game no matter the context nor how shitty it looks