>goody two-shoes religious girl is a whore who "found God" after her degenerate lifestyle caught up to her
>standoffish goth with her tits out is a virgin momma's girl who wants to be a mom herself
Damn, I wonder who I should pick?

>>715161579 (OP)
>virgin momma's girl
nobody tell him

You shouldn't even need the incel analysis. You choose Morrigan for Claudia Black's voice

>>715161579 (OP)
>>goody two-shoes religious girl is a whore who "found God" after her degenerate lifestyle caught up to her
She was part of a circus

>>715161579 (OP)
>virgin
No, they're both whores

you should pick a different non-coomer game

>>715161579 (OP)
Morrigan in Origins is clearly meant to be a teenager with small experience of the world
yet with each passing game they made her age in Origins older and older, I think in Veilguard they made her 23 in Origins which makes no sense
besides, Noble Human Warden and Morrigan would be both teens which would make sense together

>>715161959
Why did they makw her sound 30 if she was "clearly" supposed to be a teenager

>>715161579 (OP)
>virgin
She's not a virgin
>momma's girl
She hates her mom and literally asks you to kill her
>wants to be a mom herself
She only wanted to do the ritual, even if she grows to care about him eventually

>>715162370
Morrigan is a virgin though

>>715161959
>Morrigan in Origins is clearly meant to be a teenager

She literally tells you stories about when she actually was a teen and exploring the nearby town and luring templars into the forest to their demise. She's in her early twenties Origins. She has little experience of the world because she's literally a wildling living in the forest with an evil witch who has barely seen anything of the world beside a bunch of trees and a town full of medieval paesants who think she's the devil.
Though her age is hard to pin point because she's voiced by a middle aged woman even though she's clearly meant to be much younger.

>>715161579 (OP)
>virgin
she used to shapeshift into a wolf and run around and get fucked by wolves

>>715162658
>>715161874
Right

>>715162658
she canonically fucked strangers

>>715162921
>>715162743
She was a virgin until the player character meets her, if you know what I mean.

>>715161579 (OP)
>satanic whore wants to have a demon baby right before the final battle
>i deny as any true knight of justice would and she leaves us
okay, backstabbing bitch. we'll use the cool golem instead of you.

>>715161579 (OP)
You should pick Zevran (Zev to his friends)

Leliana got gangbanged by both men and women

Morrigan watched Flemeth get gangbanged by Chasind barbarians

>>715161579 (OP)
I swear Morgan fucks villagers in wolf form
It's an unprompted "who asked" fun fact that the writers slipped in to make her unappealing, but it's still canon.

>>715166045
>fucks villagers in wolf form
You people can't even get your shiposting right, she supposedly used her wolf form to fuck other animals (she didn't, she did however fuck random men, as a human)

>>715161579 (OP)
Both have fucked

The difference is Morrigan is loyal and stopped fucking around after the Chad Warden knocked her up.

>>715166342
>Morrigan is loyal
So is Leliana

>>715161579 (OP)
They're both whores. The difference is that Morrigans settles down and raises her kid, while Leliana goes back to her old ways, but with a religious coat of paint. She also becomes a crazy childless nug lady, which is kind of funny.

Morrigan canonically turned into a migratory bird and flew as far south as possible to find the darkest strangest cocks to fuck, Flemeth first sent her to do this when she turned 10 and Morrigan mentions doing it a few more times when "the mood strikes" and that it doesnt even take her a full day to fly there and back, she could be leaving or coming back at practically any time.

Bros, is veilguard really that bad? Im tempted to pirate it

>>715166604
Yes

>>715166551
Okay but does she get her cloaca blown open or does she transform back?

>>715166712
Oh no she turns back to snowcunny form for her implantation sessions with them, bird is just for quick and easy access.

>>715161579 (OP)
romanced leliana, breeded morrigan, married the queen

>>715161579 (OP)
Morrigan was so fucking sex you didn't mind the weird ingame face design and still fell for her. That's how you know the character is great.

>>715161579 (OP)
> The majority of the characters and locations you know and love are just killed and destroyed offscreen
I fucking hate Veilguard so goddamn much

DA Waifus, ranked:
>God tier
Morrigan, you aid in her character development, and actually get a real family out of the deal, unlike with other childless hags
>Understandable tier
Cassandra, she's 40 and barren, but with the options you're given, you can be excused for picking her, plus she's kind of cute
>Nigger what are you thinking tier
Leliana, "I was a master manipulator who could transform herself into any woman my target desired tee-hee", sure, she doesn't betray you, but that's a huge rad flag right there, also she continues munching on Justinia's muff and generally being insane
Isabella, she is literally, canonically, an STD ridden whore, but at least she's upfront about it, also she's the cause of Qunari invasion so there's that
Merrill, bitch gets swayed by demons before you can even react, she has a mind of a twelve year old
Sera, ugly and retarded, at least her retardation is harmless compered to Merrill's but still
>oh yeah, that happened tier
Josephine, she apparently exists

Never bothered with Failhard, but I imagine that they all suck.

>>715166604
It's easily the second best game of the series
If you got enjoyment out of 2 or Inquisition then you can enjoy this one

>>715167489
Josephine "forgot" she had a fiance. Also she fucked Leliana in the past (then again, who hasn't).

>>715161579 (OP)
>virgin momma's girl
she fucks wolves in the swamp. she confirms that you can't get knocked up through shapeshifting by the way

>>715167852
>got enjoyment out of 2
that's not even possible

>>715168108
>she fucks wolves
No, she doesn't. And she's only a non-virgin if you don't romance her.

>>715161579 (OP)
Morrigan fucked like a million guys even before Origins

I'm a faggot that always plays gay faggot female wardens so Leliana it is.

>>715168264
>And she's only a non-virgin if you don't romance her.
I could say that the sky is orange and you'd belive

It's so odd that Claudia Black was allowed to have her 5 (or whatever) old son voice Morrigan's son who is like double that
What a fucking nepo bitch

>>715168757
>literal nepobaby

>>715168264
Morrigan explicitly says that she has fucked men before. She also wants Sten because she finds him exotic. All that said, she's still the least bad option on account of her willingness to change and ability to give you a family.

>>715168639
I'm not the one with a CVCK fetish.

>>715168263
i admit, you can enjoy da2 if you consider it something of a roomcom if you play ironic shitposter character. Wonder if there's a mod tha t adds random fake audience laughs
that being said, if you enjoy d2, you can still somehow dislike DAI
And if you bumped off DAI, there's no way you can enjoy anything in shitguard. That game feels like waste of energy even when pirated

>>715162180
Retard.

>>715168883
>That game feels like waste of energy even when pirated
I couldn't even stomach watching the cutscenes on youtube. It was that bad and boring.

>>715166604
Yes, it's that bad. I say that as someone with 300 hours in Inquisition.

>>715161959
>Morrigan in Origins is clearly meant to be a teenager with small experience of the world
No she's not, retard

>>715168873
you're 13 years old

Awakening girls should have been fuckable. Guys too. Cousland-Howe romance could have been kino.

>>715168264
>schrodingers whore
OH NO NO NO NO

>>715161874
How the fuck can Morriganfags keep repeating that she's a virgin even after this? How can you possibly be so delusional?

>>715169830
Maybe her hymen grows back every time she shapeshifts.

>>715167489
>Cassandra
>>I haven't been fucked in over 20 years.
>>-Well, happy to be of service.
>>He died you know, during the conclave
>>-Oh, uhm, sorry for your loss.
>>He was a mage, a roguish bad boy.
>>-Cass...
>>The things he did to me Inquisitor, he took my barely legal, virgin, pious pussy and made it his own. I didn't want to want it, but what woman could resist? By the time our adventuring was done, he had me in every way a man can have a woman, in ways I didn't even know were possible.
>>-Could we get dressed now?
>>I ate his ass.

>>715168264
Bro you’re actually speedrunning copium. Morrigan straight up tells you she’s “had needs,” and it ain’t just talking about cuddling halla plushies. You being in denial about her getting some before meeting your Warden won’t change her dialogue. Just accept your edgy witch gf had a phase.

Do people actually enjoy codex entries in games like Dragon Age? You can be honest.
My theory is that the majority don't read them and that a high percentage of those that do read them don't enjoy doing so and do it out of OCD/completionist tendencies.

>>715170821
I read them, only in 1 though. Same with the mass effect entries. I enjoy the world building, less so now that I'm older.

All it did was make me angry when they retcon'd shit. The devs removing desire demons was so fucking infuriating. They were so hot

>>715170821
>>715171020
Same here. There's no point in reading them after DA:O, and like the anon said, the retcons just make me seethe. Some were boring, but a lot brought a lot of flavor into the world. Especially the dwarf stuff.

>>715169830
maybe her spider form is still a virgin

Morrigan is/was a whore but she pales in comparison to Leiliana. Morrigan fucked barbarians and some hunters from her surrounding area. Max maybe 15 guys since they were all spooked about the witch in the woods, especially because Flemeth also was taking guys, fucking them and killing them.

Leiliana was a deep state spy for a country of sex pests. Morrigan would fuck men who caught her fancy. Leiliana would let fat old men take a shit on her if it meant that they move the bards interests.

>>715171356
>Leiliana would let fat old men take a shit on her
You're mentally ill, accept that they're both whores and move on, you don't have to make shit up to shitpost, unless you want me to do the same thing and start saying that Morrigan regularly enjoyed getting knotted

>>715170821
No. I don't play games to constantly pause and read about irrelevant crap

>>715171542
Not him, but Leliana had being a whore as a part of her profession. Morrigan just fucked men for fun.
Given how degenerate and decadent Orlais is, her being a human toilet is not off the table.

I find the romance of DAO happen too sudden. You literally can sleep with them in night one if you know what you're doing. DA2 pace the romance out in each arcs feel better. Still not as bad as Ashley and Liara storm into my comp room and demand my Shepard to choose one of them.

>>715169830
She is obviously lying and LARPing as a badass when she is actually just a sheltered swampdweller.

>>715172141
>she's just lying
Good to see the cope isn't just limited to Pathfinderfags

>>715170821
I read codex entries in every game I play at the start but they're rarely good enough to keep reading past the opening hours when the chance of Codex entries being used as substitute for infodump dialogues becomes minimal

>>715168871
>believing anything a woman says

>>715169119
>300 hours in Inquisition
Jesus christ anon, why?

>>715172219
>>715172141
Well, something similar happens with Viconia in Baldur's Gate where she claims to have slept with fat old men, to get a rise out of (You), so it's not that farfetched.

>>715172459
Except that Viconia is doing it to make you mad so you'll break up with her, and she's ultimately still a whore who openly talks about having four fucking husbands, she just lied a bout the specific part of whoring herself on the surface (she was just raped instead)

>>715172429
Got to get those world states ready to import into Veilguard

>>715172924
Nobody tell him

>>715167489
>Merrill, bitch gets swayed by demons before you can even react, she has a mind of a twelve year old
Merrill did nothing wrong, she's adorable and fertile and you're the gayest faggot ever

>Like sword and shield
>SnS is exclusively tank
Dammit

>>715173280
I can never romance Merrill because 1. She looks weird on bed and 2. Too much like a sister (the Tali problem)

>>715172924
Hahahaha, good thing that paid off for you anon

>>715161874
reminder to morrigan fags that she ALSO fucked wolves and other animals. there is literally no pure waifu option in DA aside from shale

>>715174429
No she didn't, I'm here spreading the truth, not your bestiality fanfiction

>>715172924
>to import into Veilguard
Um

Can you fuck a dwarf?

>>715174536
If I remember correctly the brothel had at least one

>>715174536
lusting over Oghren, you perv?

>>715174536
There are 2 cases where you can, one happen if you pick the Dwarf noble background and you can fuck some street walker. Another is visit the brothel

>>715161579 (OP)
Every woman is a whore in this universe