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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:30:25 PM No.715192032
jiralhanae
jiralhanae
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If all Brutes were exterminated, what sector of society would suffer?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:31:57 PM No.715192159
The Sangheili were the noble white class of the covenant. Then it went woke, and the brutes took over, and it all fell apart.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:32:55 PM No.715192243
>>715192032 (OP)
Sangheili hands typed this post
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:33:56 PM No.715192325
>>715192159
The Sangheili are clearly meant to be Asian. They're samurai for fuck's sake. The Covenant as a whole is modeled after Imperial Japan
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:36:42 PM No.715192582
>>715192032 (OP)
None. The Jiralhanae were already trash when they were found by the Covenant. They managed to achieve spaceflight then civil war broke out and obliterated their entire society back to crystal radios. They learned nothing joining the Covenant.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:38:12 PM No.715192702
>>715192325
>They're samurai for fuck's sake. The Covenant as a whole is modeled after Imperial Japan
They very clearly aren't and the covenant is in no way modeled after imperial japan
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:38:57 PM No.715192758
>>715192582
Unggoy hands typed this. Blessed are the Unggoy, as infinite in their wisdom as courageous on the battlefield. We Sangheili welcome our brothers.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:40:22 PM No.715192876
if truth didnt try and replace the elites with monkeys would he have won
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:40:26 PM No.715192879
>>715192325
They're actually indians
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:41:57 PM No.715192995
>>715192702
>the theocratic naval-based empire run by a sword-wielding honor-based military aristocracy launching a genocidal crusade is in no way modeled after Imperial Japan
Historylet
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:42:03 PM No.715193008
>>715192032 (OP)
The prophets. They would have no race to manipulate and control with emotionally charged propaganda. That said, what the fuck was Truth thinking, getting rid of the sangheili.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:49:13 PM No.715193673
>>715193008
rebellions were happening
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:52:46 PM No.715193998
>>715192876
The whole reason the humans won is because of the Great Schism and the NOVA bomb that exterminated the seceding Sangheili forces that gathered at Joyous Exultation. If the Schism never happened humanity would have been overwhelmed.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:55:57 PM No.715194296
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>>715192879
>overpopulated and used as cannon fodder
>weak and only powerful in numbers
>hated by others
>homeland smells like shit
indians are grunts
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:57:03 PM No.715194404
>>715193008
They were starting to ask too many questions. It wasn't a matter of if, but when they learned the truth, prophet heads would roll.
So they shifted the martial power equilibrium, pulling the stupid yet loyal brutes close while pushing elites low and far.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:59:41 PM No.715194680
>>715193998
Were nova bombs in the games I donโ€™t remember this but itโ€™s been a long time
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:28:13 PM No.715197127
>>715194680
No, one was was taken by the Covenant from Reach to planet Joyous Exultation in Halo: Ghosts of Onyx. The second was used in Halo: Envoy by Gray Team on planet Glyke days after the peace treaty was ratified; they ignored orders to await instruction and detonated the bomb, effectively committing a war crime.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:29:35 PM No.715197238
>>715197127
What does any of that have to do with halo's jesus themes?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:30:25 PM No.715197310
>>715192995
You are so retarded lmao
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:32:59 PM No.715197504
>>715197310
I accept your concession
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:33:29 PM No.715197536
Sangheili have purple cum and any art dipicting otherwise is non-canon
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:33:42 PM No.715197551
>>715197238
Abraham refused to wait for God to give him a baby so he got his concubine pregnant instead
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:35:13 PM No.715197672
>>715197551
translation error and jesus had nothing to do with any of that
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:37:59 PM No.715197910
reminder that ONI glowniggers did 90% of the UNSC's heavy lifting
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:38:12 PM No.715197923
Kigger with a shotgun
Kigger with a shotgun
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>>715192032 (OP)
The kiggers that go around poaching sapient beings for the black market
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:39:49 PM No.715198046
>>715197238
Not sure what your question about "jesus themes" has to do with the Schism.

Are you referring to Master Chief's persecution by the Covenant as a "demon" and activating Halo, becoming a martyr lost to space? Or the Ark saving life from the Flood consuming the galaxy?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:46:13 PM No.715198632
>>715198046
Why shove those options down my throat instead of just asking me plainly?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:49:39 PM No.715198998
>>715198632
It's an open ended question. Your aggression is unnecessary.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:52:22 PM No.715199260
>>715198998
What aggression are you talking about? You're the one shoving shit down my throat.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:57:14 PM No.715199652
Historically I always said the covenant were nothing more than a glorified crew
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:00:47 AM No.715199909
1678232378132988
1678232378132988
md5: 545eaa002b1d5b10187fdf1dd45ec515๐Ÿ”
it's tough living on sangheilios
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:01:18 AM No.715199943
>story has been stuck in neutral since 2021
>tons of major characters are still mia
>all recent novels have been plugging holes in for guardians and infinite
>next game is a halo 1 remake
I'm guessing they'll try to wrap up the Banished plotline in Edge of Dawn to set up the next soft reboot.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:12:41 AM No.715200826
>>715193008
I dunno. It seems almost unbelievable that a ruling elite would eliminate a useful and intelligent race and replace them with uncivilized retards who could not even maintain the systems that the elite use to live. Wouldn't that be crazy?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:15:21 AM No.715201041
on HIS way to free the slaves
on HIS way to free the slaves
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>>715199943
just make the banished win at this point
let atriox reset the timeline
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:23:08 AM No.715201630
>>715192325
If Elites are japanese, then the Brutes are ainu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:29:38 AM No.715202174
>>715192325
The Elites were based off of a mix of multiple cultures like the Vikings and Saracens. The Arbiter was originally named the Dervish in production but Microsoft wanted Bungie to change it. Itโ€™s the Brutes that have more of the asiatic armor designs in Halo 3. The Elites being Samurai meme started with Halo Legends where surprise surprise, the creator of that short, was Japanese.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:31:44 AM No.715202336
>>715192325
The covenant is the abrahimic religions wrapped in east Asian armor and with a colonial era colonist bent
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:33:56 AM No.715202512
>>715192582
I should make an AM/FM/SW radio
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:37:38 AM No.715202792
IMG_4164
IMG_4164
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>>715200826
Almost like Truth was a metaphor for H1Bโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:40:19 AM No.715203005
>>715202174
>The Elites were based off of a mix of multiple cultures like the Vikings
bookshit isn't canon
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:46:12 AM No.715203448
>>715203005
>bookshit
That was literally from one of those AMAs with some Bungie devs. They mentioned how the Elites were mostly middle eastern with other cultures sprinkled in. Which is funny youโ€™re even bringing up books, when it was 343โ€™s non-canon garbage that started this confusion.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:53:00 AM No.715203934
Twogrunts
Twogrunts
md5: 26f1c984dc1cd0744da8416fb1ccf5b7๐Ÿ”
ahem*

FUCK BRUTES
FUCK HUMANS
FUCK SPARTANS
FUCK HUNTERS
FUCK FLOOD
FUCK HALO
FUCK CORTANA
FUCK ONI
FUCK ODSTS
FUCK BXR FAGS
FUCK ROOSTER TEETH
FUCK USMC
FUCK FORERUNNERS
FUCK THE PROPHETS
FUCK REACH
FUCK THE ARBITER
FUCK THE GREAT JOURNEY
FUCK TARTARUS
FUCK SNIPER JACKALS
FUCK THE BANISHED
FUCK ARMOR LOCK
FUCK THE DMR
FUCK 343
FUCK OP
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
and most importantly
FUCK JANNIES

thank you for your time.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:06:44 AM No.715204936
>>715194296
Grunts are actually about as capable if not more than the average marine, they're around the same size but with stronger muscles, better armor, and better weapons, they're just naturally cowards and their cowardice is reinforced and they're always underequipped because if they realize their own strength they are a risk to the entire covenant
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:08:36 AM No.715205101
>>715192159
>>715192325
Something a lot of people miss is these are actually aliens.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:10:10 AM No.715205249
>>715197551
>you can have a concubine
>but you better not get her pregnant!
I don't think that makes a lot of sense.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:16:08 AM No.715205680
>>715205249
Itโ€™s not that he got her pregnant, itโ€™s that his first child and heir was a bastard. Thatโ€™s where the split happened and paved the way for Islam.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:19:13 AM No.715205931
>>715205680
Surprised the other numerous things the Jews did against God's wishes did lead to even more splits than there are already are.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:22:06 AM No.715206130
>>715204936
This is actually a funny part of the lore how dangerous grunt uprisings are for the covies
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:22:44 AM No.715206194
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1723757788670191
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>>715192032 (OP)
Me.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:22:49 AM No.715206198
>>715192325
Samurais are just gayer knights.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:24:06 AM No.715206314
>>715206198
Samurai are Cowboys.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:28:04 AM No.715206630
>>715206198
Knights actually had a code of honor to live up to, samurai were pieces of shits lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:29:05 AM No.715206703
>>715199260
Schizo