SHE WON

yes

Can people stop drawing her with giant disproportionate tits and thighs. Like her design is already shit at least follow the guidelines given

>>715197364
>giant disproportionate tits and thighs
Then make eveything else bigger too if you care about proportions

>>715197364
I think they should make the tits smaller, and the hips and thighs bigger.

>>715197364
She's kind of hot but I agree in maybe drawing her with canon proportions.

Anyways I'm gonna go back to jerking off to Rice Shower.

>>715197176 (OP)
won what?

Male horse

>>715197364
draw her as 10 feet tall with muscular thighs.

Yakuza memes aside, the umas never really gave lewd vibes to me, that's your athlete/daughter

>>715197176 (OP)
>no hooves

>>715198829
Thats what I thought until I played a Grass Wonder career. She will be the mother of my children.

>>715197364
Fan artists aren't actually fan artists, they just like drawing OCs and attaching them to whatever the FOTM waifus are for social media attention which they get because the Mexicans and jeets that have infested everything have no standards beyond whatever causes the neurons in their ape brains to send signals to trigger boners.

>>715198829
The umas try to fuck, it's not my fault

>>715198163
The race

What am I doing wrong with her? I was able to get the other four initial characters we got to at least the URA qualifiers first try (yes, even Haru Urara), but Gold Ship keep stalling out halfway through the goals.

>>715198995
based
love this orse

>>715197364
Yeah, draw her with actual horse proportions.

>>715198829
your daughter has needs

>>715199530
her career is just tougher than most, i doubt theres any one thing you're doing wrong that you can change to suddenly get a good ending. just come back when you have better legacies and stuff.

>>715199616
at first I didn't care at all for her soft onee san personality, when I saw how flat she is I cared a bit more

>>715199616
aw man you got the onsen scene with her? lucky

>Begin new career
>Rushed and late start on make debut
REEEEEEEEEEE!
>>715197176 (OP)
Late and end racers are trash in career, you need like 9 blue sparks to make them good.

Teio time!

>>715198829
daughterwife

>>715198438
>>715199649
Retards

>>715197964
>>715198109
>>715198102
I'll allow it I don't mind if she's taller just make her body realistic to match not fucking triple Z cup tits and thighs as big as a 16wheeler tire.

>>715199243
Yea fotm niggers are annoying but some of the uma art has been decent

>>715199616
I haven't gotten an onsen ticket win yet and even if I do I'll probably end up jobbing in the URA finals anyways and fumble it

>>715199530
Goldship requires more planning and possibly at least some decent parents to get some boost
I had fun raising her because if you try to bash your head against the wall you slowly start to unravel some of the logic behind positions and skills. Ignore Green Woman, she's evil and will lead you to the wrong path. If you play her as a End Closer, you were probably missing Power to break through the wall of Umas once she starts ramping up halfway through the race

>>715197176 (OP)
>>715197964
Tell me about the little hat, why is she wearing it?

>>715199929
I will show her grown up stuff as she wishes... (ToT)

>>715200258
There's a 2nd smaller Gold Ship under it piloting the one you see

>>715200079
>only time i got the onsen ticket was on a rice shower playthrough

>>715200258
don't worry goy

Ugly

>>715200386
You didn't let her down by training her badly, right?

WHAT THE FUCK GOLD SHIP JUST JUDO THROWN ME INTO THE GR-

Would Gorushi let me fuck her out of pity?

>>715201843
Oh, I trained her fine. She's the one who let me down.

>>715198829
The anime has the trainer caressing their thighs and they all wear relatively revealing outfits. Are you retarded

>>715198829
You can dress them up in hooker swimsuits in game

>>715197176 (OP)
stop molesting gold ship, she is a real life horse.

Caught her limping, i had no choice

>>715201969
she will grind your prostate into dust with her futa cock

>>715198829
I had a short phase when I was like 14 when I got really mad at people sexualizing cute girls. This makes me think you are a young teenager.

is the main story in game the same as the anime or is it something different?

>>715202175
Bro the infirmary?

UMA DELICIA

Shit thread, just like your game.

>>715202492
how dare you

>even normalfags are falling to gachaslop now
Surely, we just need to accelerate EVEN MORE so it'll wrap around to not being a shithole! Trust the plan!

>>715202459
delicious “vegan” ham you got there

>>715197176 (OP)

>>715197364
I don't understand why people do this. Why not just draw a big tittied uma like Creek if you want big tits? Off model art is always so weird to me. Like if you see a vidya character, you think she's hot and wanna jerk off to her why would you want to jerk off to off-model versions of her? It's especially weird when petite characters are drawn with fat thighs and tits, if I thought the petite character was hot why the fuck would I be interested in fat thighs and tits?

Can you solve this?
You did pay attention to factoid anon, right?

Here in Sweden putting horse meat on your sandwich is normal. You can buy it in any supermarket.

>>715202634
they are based off real horses albeit

>>715202570
??? you missed Genshin Impact, friend. Gacha has been normalfagshit for years.

>>715202634
>Creek
Creek isn't popular

>>715198829
They're cut and attractive but your brain is probably fried from all the boob, ass, and feet being shoved into your face from other gachas. Umas don't really do any of that.

Goddamn, the spirits want her to win

>>715202675
Wait that's not a normal meat product elsewhere too? Is this the same sort of shit like with reindeer meat being verboten for some people?

>>715202675
same in japan (where this game is from)
whats your point?

>>715202675
Just another reason that Sweden should be nuked

>>715203182
I see many faggots on this website getting triggered by it.

>>715200386
Cringe, twitter found this game.

>>715203171
reindeer are real? i thought they were fake like santa claus

>>715203273
Look at this fag who hasn't had real Santa-meat in their life.

>>715202675
Only Americans seethe about horse meat, every other nation eats it, even the most horse loving nation of all (Mongolia)

>>715202975
Of course she isn't, she has big tits and flat cunnies is what has been popular for the past decade or so. I want off model artists to stop shitting up cunny character search results. I don't want to see disgusting fat tits and nigger asses.

>>715202675
In Japan instead of being turned into glue the joke is the girls get turned into sashimi

>>715203421
Sounds like a skill issue on your end, there's nobody who's drawing loli characters with huge tits and thighs unless they're an oppai loli (and that's literally the whole point)

>>715203539
Hot...

I'd "eat" her "meat"

>>715203653
Go back to /mlp/, horsefucker.

>>715199616
shes so fucking flat wtf bros...

>>715203576
Lots of flat lolis have been drawn with big tits or fat thighs. This isn't a problem exclusive to lolis either, it's more of a petite woman and smaller problem.

>>715198829
>Watch the anime
>Felt the same as you when it looked like Trainer-san was just their mentor and felt more like yuribait with all of the shilling it did between Special Week/Suzuka
>Suddenly get to the part where Suzuka and Trainer-san are talking alone in the car
>Suzuka suddenly gives the demure bedroom "fuck me" eyes
>The anime gives them even more personal moments between them after Suzuka gets hospitalized
>There's a plot point that Trainer-san has basically been courting Suzuka for about a year and giving her tips on how to train while she was still on Team Rigil.
>After Suzuka wins her race after returning from injury, the anime again gives them another 1 on 1 emotional moment and Suzuka teases him for crying for her
After all of that, I suddenly understood the bond between a Trainer/Uma Musume and why it's imperative to fuck your Umas

BRING ME GOLDBITCH

how do I make A tier horses
B+ is the best I can do...

>>715203936
upgrade your cards and umas

>>715203875
when does she drop?

>>715198829
I need to stick my penis inside of Daiwa Scarlet so bad you don't even understand.

>>715202649
I don't know but i'm gonna say TEN

>>715203936
get gold skills
get 1 stat above 1000 and 2 others above 600
that should probably do it

>>715202140
Doesn't the actual Gold Ship have some kind of horse autism or soemthing?

>>715204134
>get 1 stat above 1000 and 2 others above 600
So impossible unless your horse is Front and Sprint/Mile?

>>715203421
>>715203576
>>715203795
You're both fucking retarded, do you not like both hags and lolis?
>Kokona is so fucking cute despite being 11 years old fuck her tits are big for her age how is she going to look like in a few years?

How do you not want to breed both of them?

>>715203875

>>715202634
>I don't understand
Big tit good.

I never saw her activate her big skill even once, did I need to pump more wit??

>>715203817
I never felt like it was yuribait desu, just the usual cgdct stuff

>>715202634
I personally don't care about the characters. I just jerk off.
>t. never played Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, and now the horse game

>>715204432
CoomerGOD I kneel...

>>715204432

>>715204259
If I wanted to jerk off to hags, which I don't, I would search for hag characters. I have never seen a hag cow tit character and thought, oh woah she would be so hot flat and tiny. I just search for the actual loli character instead of complicating things.

>>715204593
>oh woah she would be so hot flat and tiny.
>He doesn't want to make the hag into a loil
NGMI

>>715204432
That's fine. I never played Overwatch but I jerk off to kiriko and d.va because they are hot. I don't search for petite junker queen tiny tits no muscles because junker queen is for muscle fags.

>>715204346
wait until you get to season 2

>>715204338
You just didn't pay attention to it, your activation chance should be around 95% with that fuckton of Wit

>>715204593
lolification is pretty hot desu

>>715204593
off model faggots are retarded no matter the taste I agree

>Already ran out of things to talk about besides muh canon proportions
It's over

>>715204152
Gold ship is just strong willed and has a goofy nature. Absolutely had the genetics to perform and win consistently, but had race days where he just did not give a fuck and decided to fuck around instead. There are clips of him training where he just decides he's not into it and there's basically nothing the jockey can do. When Gold Ship actually wanted to perform at a race he was always world class. Retired happily, still loving life on the farm to this day.

Also apparently Gold Ship is a world-class stud and has an impregnation rate of like 98.5%. The mares seem to love him.

>>715204593
>I have never seen a hag cow tit character and thought, oh woah she would be so hot flat and tiny.
Opposite of me. I want to fuck the shit out of some hag and then go "I'm full of lust give me something to express moe with." and I can't be alone because hags being turned into lolis is so common in gacha. Or something like Cartethiya in wuwa.

>>715203409
Next you'll say it's ok to eat your neighbor's dog.

>>715204259
Blue archive looks like this?

>>715205117
It depends what kind of Sensei you are

>>715204939
it's just american hours, the threads' quality plummets naturally

>>715202613
Yet another source of income for based Sony

>>715204939
why are you even in this thread if you want to talk about the game. Go on /vg/ nigger that's where people talk about the game, /v/ is for off-topic shitposting.

why didn't anybody tell me nice nature was so cute

>>715205496
>/vg/
>Talking about games
kek

>>715205004
Makes me think of that olympic event where the horse just decided to sabotage the jockey, lol.

>he's a world-class stud
It was in another thread, but some anon posted more info about that and how he likes plowing younger female horses. He sounds like some kind of sigma male horse gigachad, lol

>>715205004
Gold ship sounds based as fuck

>I could win but..nah I don't feel like it

>>715205496
bait used to be believable

>>715205270
I thought BA was the uooooooh game not the milkers game

>>715205710
BA always had milkers I have no idea who only the uoh is acknowledge.

>>715205710
BA has milkers, it's just the uohhh characters are more well known

>>715205710
Every single gacha game balances lolis and hags and the games that do not die into irrelevance.

I love both tits and lolis.

>hurr durr get better wit to avoid late start and rushed
>get more wit
>still get both late start and rushed on most races
well fuck you mate

>>715205835
>>715205806
I will now play BA

>>715204338
>Conditions of ∴win Q.E.D. :
phase>=2
&is_finalcorner==1
&order<=4
&temptation_count==0

The translation is very bad by inserting useless lore texts instead of just plainly stating it specification like in JP, or god forbid they actuallu fuck it up in global somehow. It activate during last leg and final spurt, during the final corner, while either first, second, third, or 4th place, and give a bonus if she didn't trigger rushed.

>>715204785
yeah the same thing again, it doesn't really feel like yuribait. Except to /u/fags I guess, but those are fucked in the head

>>715204939
Let me ask you a question: Would you rather your wife age naturally to 80 with you or would you push her to have plastic surgery?

Imagine Elegg had B cups.

>>715206125
if you start now, you'll get some free rolls on picrel's banner

>>715202613
OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715205710
wait until you find out about the free unit in Nikke

>>715206532
I think I had an account but didn't save the info. I remember rolling the obese bird now that I think about it. I'll start over

W-what's calling?

>>715206721
careful, nexon can auto-link your account if you sign in with steam (if you've played a nexon game on steam before)

>>715204939
Well, if you a look at the other uma /v/ thread right now, you'll see that 80% of it is discussions about gameplay.

are the "x racecourse" skills ever worth the investment? feels like all the career g1 races are on different courses anyway

>>715206074
>invest in a trap stat that boost your chance from 50% to 50%
you either get a good start or you don't

>>715206919
>one day before the race?
>deploy the migraine beam

>>715206919
Atlantis is calling
SOS for love

Gold Ship loves mating btw

>>715202613
Do you have to scare me like that anon?

>>715202613
Fuck
>>715206535
It’s over

>>715199530
It tricks you with the distance. She's a speed spam character with a little bit of balancing it out with strength and stam.

You want just above 500 in stam/str. I just got to the sem finals today with her and I low rolled and got cucked.

I probably would have gotten to the needed skills if she didn't do her bitch thing of only wanting to do 1 type of training for 3 rounds.

>Gold Shit

>>715207146
Happened to me before just URA and ruined my run after I got a triple crown, fuck RNG

Are 1-star characters easier to win with? I got my first career win with Haru and BAKUSHIN, but I keep losing with any of the 3-star horses

>>715197176 (OP)
..the biggest horsecock futanari competition!

>>715207927
not necessarily. every girl has a different career. king halo is a 1* with a brutal career.

>>715207769
double crown my bad

>>715207021
I think that's what happened, but it's okay, I couldn't find my previous info

>>715207927
I won pretty easily with daiwa who is 2 star i believe. If you won with haru and bashi you should be able to win with taiki she's speed spam too

>>715207742
What did she do to you now, anon?

>>715204259
I want to jack off to the rare and elusive tall flat hag whose self confidence is permanently at rock bottom due to having neither youth nor bustiness.

>>715208259
She failed three <10% fail chance trainings and I'm mad

>>715206919
One Inch of Love

>>715208532
Should have rested
Why gamble with a good horse? You gamble on dumb bitches like Rice Shower

>>715202140

Oh. I get it now. The thing that matters most is just your velocity on the final corner.

>>715208527
>tall flat hag
Ew as someone who likes everything from lolis to hags this is the one combination that makes no sense to my biology. Maybe it's just that a tall girl build like a plank has the absolute least likelihood of passive successful offspring?

>>715208869
??? It depends what girl you're running bro

>>715208732
You would never get decent stats resting at 40%, you should do wit. But if there's a super train session you should almost always do it.

>>715197176 (OP)

>>715205302
there were multiple totally fine american hour threads just yesterday though

>>715198109
EMO horse is cute!

>>715209069
It's attractive because it's an invitation. She already has the motherly disposition for raising your children, now you just have to complete the puzzle by knocking her up and giving her some pregnancy induced cup size boosts. Nobody stays flat forever.

Who would be the best mother and why is it Nice Nature?

>>715209760
She has a nice nature

>>715204432
> never played Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, and now the horse game
I kneel...

>muh heckin stallion
Not sure it has to be said, but an anthropomorphism is not literal. A battle ship girl is not made of steel and plastic.

>>715198829
>not wanting to have sex with women in guaranteed good health

>>715209734
>invitation
How does a woman who is tall and built like a plank invite you in without seduction? To me that would be the equivalent of seeing a prepubescent child; there's no chance of successful birth so avoid at all costs.

People that bitch about on-model stuff are insufferable.At that point,why don't you just jerk off to the official art instead?

When are they adding Seabiscuit?

>>715210195
It's the opposite. People who push off-model stuff are always the most evil pieces of shit in existence. It doesn't matter how nice they are up-front. The kinds of people who are nice to your face but then betray you behind your back.

People who demand on-model stuff are people who love the characters for what they are.

>>715210185
>To me that would be the equivalent of seeing a prepubescent child; there's no chance of successful birth so avoid at all costs.
A lack of tits doesn't mean a lack of childbearing hips, tall flats aren't stretched out loli's. It's appealing because it's an unfilled vacuum that calls for you. She has the lower body and personality for motherhood. The only missing piece in the picture are big breasts, which your dick can fix by constantly making her pregnant.

>>715209760
She is barely mentally stable herself and would probably have a manic episode once her child turns 3 (three) years old

>>715210760
>A lack of tits doesn't mean a lack of childbearing hips
True, most popular lolis have nice hips without tits.
>tall flats aren't stretched out lolis
sure but they're extremely rare in nature

We clearly have two different images in our minds of "tall flat hag" because I have never seen a lanky tall girl with nice hips. They have always had both bad hips and bad tits.

>>715207927
No it depends on the individual girl and career, Pace Chasers are pretty easy to win with. Bakushin is simple just put everything into speed and the race will be over before anything else matters. Agnes and Bakushin have a useful bonus that gives them 20% better speed training

>>715207927
Depends on the character, Bakushin is babby mode but King Halo is brutal

>>715197176 (OP)
Who?

>>715207927
Haru is easy because her career is mostly hitting fan milestones and the final race you just have to show up to instead of get 1st like in so many others. Baku is a sprinter frontrunner so her strategy is basically just pump speed and benefit from the secondary power as well. Play a Long Late or End and it'll be a lot different. You'll have to reorient yourself.

>>715210778
I can fix her

>>715210341
It's the opposite. People who push on-model stuff are always the most evil pieces of shit in existence. It doesn't matter how nice they are up-front. The kinds of people who are nice to your face but then betray you behind your back.

People who demand off-model stuff are people who love the characters for what they TRULY are.

i'm going to put my fist through my fucking monitor if i lose another arima kainen by a nose

>>715211990
>leftists can't meme or have original thoughts
Thanks for proving me right. You are an evil communist and the only thing you deserve is a bullet through your skull.

>>715212124
Call me an coomer, call me a bastard, call me a nigger, but don't ever call me a leftist you fucking BITCH

>>715212124
>>715210341
Most mentally stable on-model vegan.

does a ship need that much gold?

>>715212269
>>715212207
You are NPC cowards and your entire ethos is defined by men like me who will shape and drive you. I am not sure what man is driving you right now but you are incapable of original thinking; you beckon to the tides hoping to survive in the shadows.

You're lucky you're on an anonymous image board and I can't record your individual IPs so that when war comes I could trace you back as turncoats.

Just know that all communists are going to die.

>>715206919
It.

>>715198829
Please stop making gooners feel insecure, it's mean.

stop sexualizing the umas

>>715212483
Your argument makes no sense, I'm on the side of huge tits and thighs. you're on the side of malnourished women. The only commie here is you, faggot.

>>715213324
Only if they stop sexualizing the trainers first.

>>715207251
Based Modern Talking listener

>get gate 14-16 every single race
>lose several races because of spending so much time moving inward on the track
is this why nice nature only gets 3rd?

>>715198438
Nintendo® board, Nintendo® website, Nintendo® World™

>>715197176 (OP)
>lived long enough to see gold ship surge in the west
>more art added to the pile
hang in there anons. your time will come too

i used 3 clocks on my final career race and got frustrated with the last one so i just clicked view results
then my horse won, and you can't replay skipped races in career
this is the cost of hubris.

>>715213396
How is advocating for on-model art relevant to having big or small tits?

You are just admitting that you have a hyper fetish and consider anything that isn't grossly huge as "malnourished"

I've met men like you in the real world lol you'll sit at a bar for an hour trying to explain your fat fetish and how that's "normal".

i hate end closers
every single fucking race i lost in nice nature's career was because mejiro ryan and/or gold ship came out of fucking nowehre to steal the race by a nose
i hate them so fucking much i will never make it past the ura semifinals

>>715198829
their designs are a bit too generic/safe to be goon material imo

Nintendo® board, Nintendo® website, Nintendo® World™

>>715213324
I'm going to impregnate every horse girl in this game and the younger they are the better; more children we can have before they reach menopause.

By the time I'm done Genghis Khan will be envious from his grave.

>>715214447
You need more Stamina

>>715214731
Not all of them. Rice Shower is a major standout, that's why she top 3s like every poll despite being a miserable failure as a horse.

having a blast

>>715205542
Here.

this is middle school in the japanese version isn't it

>>715214994
I HAVE TWO STAMINA CARD SLOTTED AND OVER 600 STAMINA YOU FUCK

>>715215184
No it's all horse racing terms, Junior Division is literally just for young horses
Now, if Uma Musume was based, they would make loli, teen and adult versions of every girl that grew over time in their career mode

>keep pulling the same fucking 2 stars

>>715215074
>>715199413
The gameplay is rather compelling. Only the fastest fingers can manage these inputs of high-skill.
>>715215574

>>715215132

>>715197964
umf

>>715215624
God bless AI!!!

>moe through helplessness

My life for the Emperor.

i'm just sad now
it feels like no matter who i attempt a career run with i have no chance to get past the semifinals
like you NEED 3 star sparks to actually win the ura finals

How in the actual fuck do you build long runners and not fuck up your score just to clear? I can get a god run heading into the URA and some fuckass G2 race filters me because my retarded horse still loses while having more stamina and speed than everyone else.
And im not talking about them getting stuck in traffic, they take the outside and still have less speed in the final stretch than a fucking front runner with -100 stamin than them in a fucking 3000m race.

Just had my single most hype moment in the entire game Special Week
>rounding final corner in 2nd
>1st is super far ahead and she's not catching them
>suddenly for no reason slows down and drops to 5th
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>proc inherited Shooting for Victory for by being in the middle of the pack
>passes 4th, 3rd, and 2nd to get back to 2nd place
>proc inherited Behold Emperor's Might which requires passing 3 runners to activate
>HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A GENIUS
>now have insane speed and acceleration and close the gap to the front runner lengths ahead
>win by a neck
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715205710
brother haven't you seen Asuna?

>>715215624
>it broke
What happened there?

>>715216960
which horses .

>>715197176 (OP)
forever stuck jerking it to the same koikatsu scenes but with a different uma…

>>715216960

>>715199616
Got one with Tachyon
Absolutely worth it

>>715205004
>Also apparently Gold Ship is a world-class stud and has an impregnation rate of like 98.5%.

People keep bringing this up with 0 context. Insemination success rate is like 95%. He's not actually fucking the horses they're harvesting his sperm mostly because they have to make their money back from training him somehow. A better way to look at this is they jerked off the horse about 30 times over his lifetime that resulted in successful insemination.

>>715217471
Notably this also happens to all horses. Part of the deal of horseracing is they have to collect sperm every season. Plenty of other horses had a billion horse babies and also won. Goldshit is a terrible horse.

>>715217471
>>715217914
Many racing organizations ban artificial insemination.

>>715217914
NO U

Waiting for Hishi Amazon...

>>715202140
If the horse Gold Ship were to do the trainer drop kick, would he do it with the front legs, the hind legs, or all 4 at the same time?

I've heard rumor that Emperor Symboli Rudolf has been class president for several hundred years. Is that true?

>>715221714
He would do it with his back legs. He would frequently kick anything that was behind him, and would maneuver himself to try and position his jockey or trainer to be in the 'line of fire'.

how the fuck are you supposed to build mambo? She just fucking sucks at everything-hell, even rice shower and fucking urara have better results then this shitbag.

god i hope they send her to some breeding facility and gets railed by stallions all day

>>715222431
you dont.

>>715222431
mambo? isn't that the name of El Condor Pasa's bird?

>>715222431
LINGA GULI GULI GULING

im ngmi....

>>715224273
you just wanna brag

>>715197176 (OP)
This is a very important question. Do horse girls have human pussy or horse pussy?

>>715224673
yes

>spam recreation the entire year
>only one crane game, didn't win a single prize
This is going to be harder than every other mission combined isn't it?

>>715224673
They feel the same

>>715224746
No. Just play normally and you'll get it eventually. That event isn't timed.

>>715224906
I have every other mission already and I just want it over with.
I've only seen the crane game three times over dozens of runs and I've never one more than one. I didn't even know you can get more than one at a time until I saw someone else do it.

>>715224757
How do you know o.O

>>715224273
It mostly require around three golden skills to bump it to A.

>>715224273
I really really think a note textbox on each portrait in the veteran menu would be super helpful here...

>>715222431
I am serious, how do you actually build her?

>>715226173
I'm serious too, who is Mambo?

Problem Spe-fags?

If I hear the fucking eagle sound again or see another night owl event for El Condor Pasa I'm going to kill her
Every single run I've had with her she will consistently put her mood below normal with constant negative mood events and I'm spending so many turns on some bullshit that I haven't seen on any other character so far.
Every time I have to press rest it feels like a heart attack.

>>715226536
>he doesn't know

>>715226693
>screw the rule I have the power of friendship and horsepussy

GUYS we can send Haru food!!
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1943259707277480273

>>715205589
The absolute crown jewel of his career is that, at his retirement checkup, the veterinarian finished his inspection and asked Gold Ship's team "has this horse ever seriously run a day in his life?" because he was in such good shape.

Love my flat wife Suzuka

taiki shuttle's engrish voice acting is stuck in my head

>>715227165
she's gonna get fat

>>715227381
>Goldship is considered surprisingly smart for a horse
>realized he'd get fucked if he ran too hard
>just did whatever he felt like, fuck the humans
>retires to be a fuck machine
>happy and enjoying life as a king
He won

>>715227843
AI is scary

>>715197176 (OP)
>Already too late to start playing
Fuck man, it looked like fun

Which horse has the hairiest pussy?

Please god someone tell me theres a way for me to bypass the gacha RNG. my luck is the worst its been in ages and i refuse to spend money.

>>715227969
Start next week and reroll for as many copies of Kitasan Black as you can.

>>715228036
reroll or just tough it out

sex with umas

>>715228036
the "bypass" is rolling only when you have 200 rolls worth of carrots stocked up

>>715228036
every once in a while they have guaranteed 10 3* roll + selector but you need to pay

>Apparently missed out on very good cards already
Why even bother?
I guess that's on me for being retarded

>>715202613
>>715205389
>>715206535
>>715207373
it says "gullible" on the ceiling

>>715228036
buy an account

>>715228138
I've been playing since launch, and I'm still considering doing this.

>>715227413
Shut rhe fuck up Suzuka

>>715228145
im never getting biwa. i should probably quit while im behind.
I've rolled like eight 10 pulls and havent rolled a single 3star. the only one i have is fucking rice shoer and i ticketed for her.

my friend came over two days ago and rolled robo horse (and 2 other 3 stars) on his first roll. then he was telling me he rolled biwa tonight at work. should i just kms

>>715228365
Wtf is wrong with you. Low fuckin self esteem bitch.

If I reroll should I aim for 2 kitasan cards in the very least?

>>715228439
gacha mechanics piss me the fuck off man. it doesnt make me want to spend money, it makes me want to quit playing.

>>715228447
Sure or go insane and aim for 3 or even 4

>>715228447
Aim to get 1 and other good supports if you're not going to do a full 200 pulls. You can max it later for free.

>>715228548
Gacha probably isn't for you then. Half the game is trying to prey on people's gambling addiction to get them to spend money. Plenty of other games to play that don't have a gambling mechanic bro.

>>715228447
If you're actually serious about this then 4, she needs at least 3LB for the specialty rate, otherwise just get however many you can and uncap it later with rainbow stones.

do i need swinging maestro if im doing pace chaser with gourmand?

>>715228036
you gotta believe you're a luckCHAD, 0% doubt, 100% confident, this will break the matrix and give you exactly what you want

>>715209760
>Who would be the best mother

The one that actual did.

>>715209560
very polite looking

>>715228365
only roll when you have enough for a spark
all characters are added to the pool after their banner ends
there will be a banner in around january where you can choose any of the character released so far after 200 rolls
if you really want her and don't care for the progress you've made so far, reroll.

Oguri Cappu

>>715197176 (OP)
I don't play this game. Which Uma canonically got the biggest tits?

>>715228036
>Wait for game to die.
>Play it on an emulator when the diehard fans find a way to revive it.
>Tinker with files so you have infinite roll currency, get whoever you want.
That's what I did with Dragalia Lost, works like a charm if you don't care about playing things while they're trending.

>>715228228
You missed a free card but it's nothing compared to the legend of Kitasan Black, she's going to release in July 16 so you could simply reroll until you get 1 or 2 copies of her, that's way better than the starting card you missed.

>>715228852
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profiles
sort by bust size

>>715206247
Everything is yuribait in the eyes of mentally ill yuritards.

>>715228853
I honestly didnt think it was possible to make private/singleplayer versions of gachas like as a matter of programming

the movie was good but wtf was the weird rainbow prism crystal necklaces pokke and tachyon had? did i miss something? i don't remember those from the anime nor the game

>>715228895
>Biggest is 99
Too small....

>>715228283
no, her voice is really pleasant and i listen to her perform Umapyoi legends often

>

I want Narita Brian, I love (pretend) delinquents. When will she be available.

>>715216857
I used to be just like you, then she lost like 5 times and now McQueen is my oshi

https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
Let's see those tastes.

>>715229160
Gold Shit bros....

hey japanese players, when do we get our next smug ojou-sama? i don't have the patience to run thirty runs to get distance sparks for king halo.

>>715228808
what is a spark

this game is so powerful that even vinesauce isn't safe from it
https://x.com/cyynapse/status/1942469796391518337?t=HrXCaiNgCmu6i55FiRKzyQ&s=19

>>715206247
>>715228938
>tfw i live rent free in anons head

>>715230084
They should be dressed with their signature outfit instead of the school uniform.

>>715229160

>>715230437
Then just change it to race outfits.
This shit takes too long and I already did it I'm not doing it again anytime soon.
Besides, race uniform or not it wouldn't change my ranking.

>>715230528
Even picking the horses takes too long so I'll pass

>>715228235
it says gullible on this musty dick i'm about to plop down on your slutty face

>>715197964
hope we get way more content now especially size
imagine Teio and Double Jet being 2-4x taller than you

>>715230084
i cant go on. how the fuck do you expect me to choose?

>>715204338
Special skill activate 100% when your uma met said skill's activate condition.
I remenber Biwa's activate condition was difficult at first,then get easier 1 or 2 years later.

pretty sure that my stable is the greatest producer of glue

>>715231124
Complex moral choices.

>>715206532
>NTR whore
Gross

>>715230368
KILL
KILL
KILL

Is Daiwa Scarlet supposed to be ass or something?
I just started this and I got to the URA finale with Rice and Vodka but Scarlet gets completely destroyed even in the shitty random races to gain followers

>>715231219
Did you make sure that said races weren't dirt races? Most common reasons behind a horse with good stats performing like shit would be that and also picking mile instead of medium and vice versa when a horse sucks at one of those but excels at the other

>>715231219
Daiwa was my first win, don't know what you're issue is.

>>715199963
You must be a woman because you genuinely seem to think thought-policing is valid here

the girls need thicker and shapelier legs

>>715230084

>>715231219
Daiwa best uma.

can someone explain the notice about visiting horses? What was the context did someone visit a stable and start harassing the horses?

>>715230084

>>715230084
Not 100% sure about a few of these placements but—considering how long this took—I'm not in any rush to do it all over again just to scrutinize my own opinions

They really just gave the biggest boobs to the ugliest horse in the game
wtf

>>715231991
It's just general rules since these are private ranches. It's all common sense stuff or things to ensure the horse's and your safety.
>Don't feed them - because someone could bring in something the horse shouldn't eat
>Don't touch them - means don't touch them without permission, also the horse could bite you
It's just general rules to cover various possibilities. Same as how you need to make an appointment and schedule in advance since it's not a tourist destination, it's private property.

https://youtu.be/NRnaN8d0Phk?t=19
What a loose cannon

this uma musume wave is proof we are invaded by disgusting normalfaggots.
tell me which streamer made popular this ancient gacha shit?

Don't know if mayo autist-kun is here but I want him to know he inspired me to win. No guest inspirations, and 3/5 basic R supports.

>>715232523
the english release made it popular because, this might sound crazy, but most people outside japan do not speak japanese so they only got to play it until now

>>715232523
It launched in English last week, anon. That's it, that's the player surge.

>>715232523
>normalfags
>isn't aware how massive this is among Japanese otaku
Based retard

>>715231724
The girls should just be huge in general

the girls should be sweatier

>>715232864
Agreed

>>715232607
>>715232646
Also there was a ton of people just finding out about Uma Musume in the month leading up to Global thanks to multiple lesser known youtuber shilling Uma Musume as an actual unironically good series that you shouldn't be ashamed of for liking.

>>715232864
where the FUCK is my seiun sky trainee bros?? what's even the point of having her in races if i can't help her accomplish her goals???

>>715232523
its not the streamers, Cinderella Gray got massive

>>715233019
Seiun Sky is a meta mommy, trust the plan.

>>715230819
We might. Big uma propaganda is so strong i saw multiple people thinking 8 foot tall Gold Ship is canon

>>715232607
>>715232646
>>715232707
>english release
of course monolingual normalfaggots are behind this

>Not pictured here: Grass Wonder getting an erection during a fan meet n greet from getting glared at racistically by Special Week

>>715232864
Horse sweat is thick and foamy since it contains latherine
>Horses sweat roughly one gallon every fifteen minutes
holy fug

>>715198829
I mean some of them like Top Gun and Super Creek are expressly for (You)

>>715154313

>>715233412
Stay mad about it tranny.

>>715198829
Foolishness, anon. You clearly haven't experienced Nice Nature's career mode, which is written exactly like a generic romance manga.

>>715233245
Honestly the way Gold Ship looks in the game makes her look really damn tall so can't blame people who think she is unusually tall

>>715233412
most people know more than one language
you're the normalfag if you learned more than one

>>715199530
Her best role is very prone to getting caught in packs, she can easily either go 10th or 1st at any given time, usually if you build her right it's weighted towards being first, but it always can happen. To mitigate this you could get some maneuverability skills

>>715233434
Can we be certain it was only racist? What if Special Week realized Grass was a homo and it was ALSO Homophobically and that's why he started hating Grass out of nowhere?

>>715215296
Race horses are all "teens"

>>715233728
Considering Special Week hated Chestnut horses after living with Grass Wonder, his horse brain might've linked Light Brown with being a complete fucking faggot, making Special Week both racist AND homophobic.

>>715228853
Would I just look up "Dragalia lost emulator" to find it?

>>715202613
You scared me for a second there. Thankful it is fake.

>>715231763
Good choices. Feels like you're new to the series though.
>>715232123
Based chud
>>715232293
Another with nice nature at the top? I didn't expect her to be so popular with you guys

>>715197176 (OP)

>>715234095
kill yourself tourist

>>715233456
horses sweat? but they have fur...

So is this game like all the other gacha games where i'm not supposed to roll for anyone and save my shit for the one banner that breaks the game, or can i just roll for whatever?
I haven't rolled for anything and I only have the 5 girls from the tutorial.

>>715210082
>A battle ship girl is not made of steel and plastic.
THIS ISD WHY KANOLLE AND AZURE LANE ARE SHIT
FUCKING
DOG
SHIT
TRASH
FUCK
YOU

>>715234109
>lower half is still horse
fucking retarded AI

>>715234215
dont be mean

>>715214954
...Tachyon...my King....

>>715230084
I don't know 90% of those girls.

>>715230084
>click through 50 only recognizing 5% of them
>only 6% done
Nah I'm out

>>715233434
i think spechan would be more popular if shes just like this in the anime, an MC with that cute appearance while having a toxic attitude

>>715234343
Horses sweating is the main reason they were used for everything we forced them into

I chose Taiki shuttle as my free 3 star and now I love her

>>715234343
There aren't that many animals aside from humans that can sweat, but cows and horses fall into that category. It's what made them so useful for labor as well.

>>715230084
holy fucking autism that took forever

The concept of this game is retarded.

>>715234491

>>715234979
ushimusume when? I want to milk some cow girls

>>715198829
Depends heavily. I want to cheer for TM Opera O, but I want to put a child inside Mayano Top Gun.

>>715198829
Agree. Some of them like Biwa Hayahide are pure sex but the vast majority are more in the "protect her smile" field.

t-thanks

I need sexy poses ideas to draw goldship

>>715234806
isn't she already really popular in Japan?

>>715234806
Sadly she wouldn't be popular with the nips, their dogshit taste prevents them from ever having a MC with an actual personality that isn't mr. nice guy

>>715206919

>>715230084
>2% done at 10 completions
im not comparing umas 500 times when i already know my heart belongs to haru

Oguri Cap patting her stomach is kinda erotic desu

gimme more horse-to-uma factoids, all i hear about are gold ship and haru urara

>>715235807
>Oguri Cap is erotic
Yeah

>>715228853
The fun part of that game was co-op and that's even deader on private servers.

>>715235559
The "Alone on a friday night?" one

>>715197964
NOOOO BUT MY NIGGERLARD PROPORTIONS!! Y-YOUR GAY!!

>>715230498
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haru_Urara

about to start because while I hate animu voices I need the feeling of belonging to the hype. Any tip?

>>715230084
So many autistic daughters, so little time.

14/22 of my 600/600/600 Oguri clears are 1* wit or 1* guts

So do the support cards on rateup end up in the same united gacha pool later on, so it's just more difficult to get the one you really would have wanted but didn't get earlier or are they mostly gone after their rateup is over and there is a rerun at a later point?

>>715237776
>later on
As soon as the banner ends

>>715228959
NTA but why?
Don't you think they'd have mock servers and such for internal testing?

>>715237982
Not that guy either, but I figured that any version of a gacha game that could be set up without a connection only to the official gameservers was a tightly guarded secret that lived and died with the studio, so reverse-engineering a fan-upheld version of a gacha game later on was just not doable.

>>715238179
>KOHN

>>715228447
Get at least one COPY if at all possible. That is the best case of a worst case scenario. You can then grind up more Shards to LB Kitasan over the months. There is also a Battle Pass from what I heard that does eventually help as well, but that's like 3 years in.

>>715197176 (OP)
>Do Gold Ship career Arima Kinen
>Ends 16th
>Do a free clock thing
>Finishes first with a room to spare
I fucking hate this stupid horse, goddamn

>>715228858
>July 16
Damn lol. I am glad I have nearly 30k Carats in my account. Otherwise it would not be pretty.

Is Pure Heart good?
It looks good in theory but I don't know if the other stam skills are more efficient

>TFW I have an SS Speed Silence Shizuka.
>Still run out of steam from Special Week.
What stats am I missing with Guts and Stamina am I missing on the Legend Races.

>>715235232
How would that even work, in an anime I mean.
What's even the main goal? Like some sort of model show?

>>715238628
It's an ecchi show about a guy with a big-titty ushimusume on their prized farm that is going through hard times and in the danger of going down, but then they they hear news of a competition looking for the best dairy milk producer Japan has ever known, and if there's one thing the farmer knows is that their big-titty ushimusume's milk is fucking delicious. Hijinx ensue.

>>715238476
It's good but the catch is it's dependent on her position on the group, right in the middle of the race she can't be too in front to trigger

>>715238360
clock tax is a real thing!

>>715228808
how many carrots is a spark?

>>715197964
>>715200818
>>715201701
>>715238179
>>715238231
if you like women who are TALLER and STRONGER than you, then you are absolutely based

>>715239127
She's literally 5'7 in Uma, what kind of man is shorter than 5'7.

>>715200258
it's cute!

>>715239013
200 pulls so 30k carats

>>715239127
For me it's that it's like they took a design for a mysterious but beautiful otherworldly type girl (eg Shijou Takane) - the long silver hair, the permanently lidded eyes, but then gave her the personality of an absolute gremlin, and an especially deranged one at that. Extremely unique combo.

>>715239406
jeez, I'm only 24k away

>>715234356
What matters the most is support cards, and the game has a share system so you just enter "search for people to follow" and pick the card you need.

This is why the "save for Kitsan in 4-5 days" panic is completely unjustified if you're gonna play casually. You're not bricking your account by not getting it, because you can 100% follow some random whale that does have it.

>>715239280
Nobody beleives in official heights in Japanese media

>>715230084
Ok when are they adding my top 3 sluts to this game? Then I would coom to this game

>>715202589
>horses eat grass
>make ham of the horse
>it's vegan ham
checks out

>>715197176 (OP)
>>715206338
>>715234979
need 4 breed

>>715239280
It's backwards, her height was supposed to be 7'5

>>715238521
Guts is a meme, never train it.

Try a different race strat. I had s for late with top gun but she could only win on pave for some reason. You can win with almost anyone by having strength and stam about half of speed and priorize stam buffs for skills. Do wit whenever your chances are above 15%.

>>715239410
Seconded
She looks like a magical kuudere type but is the complete opposite, her piercing violet eyes are really seductive and striking though.

Are Front Runner builds OP? I feel like I never get scammed on them unlike every other build where I can randomly need an alarm clock for a race that I'm supposed to top 3.

they should add jump races

>>715240406
If they aren't gold ship never pick late/end. Even with haru with g+ front runner, if you just spam speed training she wins every race easily.

>>715200386
>read into this horse' irl story
>what the fuck
what the fuck, ON THE TRACK?

>bakushin bakushin bakushin

worst track.

>3 careers down the drain with Winning Ticket because I can't get her to win the Arima Kinen at the end
that fucking BITCH Biwa keeps getting several lengths ahead of me even though her stats and skills are worse, HOW

>gatcha release day S rank roll
benched in a month.

>>715202634
You off-model complainer aspies are hilarious.

>>715240406
Front Runner builds just require less broad specialisation. Speed + Stamina + Wit are all you really need to dump into. Power and Guts are worthless when you're competing with like 3-4 other Umas on average, and Wit contributes to weaving through traffic.

>>715240683
>t. homosexual

>actually related to Grass Wonder
Uma confirmed

I deserve uma snuggles

>>715241565
Skibidi Rizz Factoids

>Skibidi Rizz is a 3 year old gelding and has raced in 2025.
>He was sired by Nyquist-Sinwaan and Into Mischief
>He was trained by John Haran and has raced for Clabar Mor Stables LLC and Haran Thoroughbreds LLC,
>Bred in Kentucky, United States by Shadwell Farm, LLC.
>Skibidi Rizz has raced at Hawthorne Racecourse, Horseshoe Indianapolis, Oaklawn Park.
>He has thus far yet to win a single race, yet has competed in six races so far.
>The races primarily were on dirt tracks.
>According to Racing Nation's metrics, he currently ranks as a five star horse from a maximum of ten stars.

>>715231724
hell yeah

>>715197176 (OP)

>>715197176 (OP)
Does anyone know the name of the bgm that plays while in the submenu for upgrading your support cards? Been trying to find it in this yt playlist but no luck.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZGtjAl-fznrHM5bwcyp3CNFL4vmncymq

>>715241565
I half-expect a Yeet Cannon (YC9) or the Uma to be holding one/watergun/prop of one

kill yourselves /qa/niggers
newniggers mods

>>715241792
The American Haru Urara...

>>715238179
>>715239127
for me, it's treating a larger woman like a dainty lady.

disgusting normalnigger seocandry wave thread
and disgusting off model fanart

>>715235207
>that horse look
You Just Know.

>sees you
>instantly tries to capture and befriend you against your will
>you try to run but she's faster
Was she trying to be so perfect?

I love Tachyon!

>male horse
>female in anime
Now I know why they don't want uma to be lewd, it can unleased futawave and embarrass yakuza easily

>>715198829
they make the first move

Is Oguri the STRONGEST horse?

>>715205004
he was aware that race horses are worked until they are broken down and have to be euthanised. so he never put much effort in, and tried to kick his trainer in the head. he's based and more horses need to rise up.

>>715241209
Guts is worthless to begin with.

>>715243591
I'm sure a good public ganking will set rest of the futa-artists straight.

>>715235807
It makes me think she's pregnant

>>715243638
In what sense? They're a high level horse IRL but they're not in the GOAT conversation for ability. Fame-wise they could be called a GOAT given that they started a boom of popularity and brought women who found him cute into the sport. (Horse plushes only got sold by the JRA because women wanted an Oguri plushie).

In-Game she's a very good unit right now, but there is better to come.

If you mean in actual physical 'power'? Then it's probably Hishi Akebono, that horse was fucking massive.

>>715243680

>>715243110
Absolute Chad move.

>>715239719
who do you even go to to get a copyright for the ancestor of Thoroughbreeds man

>>715239280
Haha
5 4 ...

>>715243638
>Loses one race, loses every race until retirement.
I have bad news about Oguri after the campaign

>>715243859
yeah and hitting the minimum guts is very easy to do without training it once.

>>715199530
300 stamina for mile minimum 400 and 500 for the other two. 200 wit is a good breakpoint on ANY horse. Prioritize speed as #1, Stamina as #2 and Wit as #3. Focus on picking training that has multiple supports to get friend training open sooner in your run and always be looking for perks that give boosts for passes as she's going to be making a lot of passes every rush to first. If for any reason the training has no supports on Speed/Stam/Wit it may be a good time to race for skill points.

Apply this knowledge to most horses and your runs will improve.

>>715197176 (OP)
what did she win

>>715244748
(You), she won you anon

What's your favorite jukebox song?

I'm stating to understand the autism of the mayafag. Second place three times in a row in the final race before ura, despite good speed, stamina, power and wit, plus 3 recovery skills? King Halo's career was easier than this. I hope Kitasan Black support will make a difference when it releases.

this took forever damn
you can clearly tell which Uma media ive consumed since ive started playing the game this week

>>715244397
For a sprint.

>>715231724
That's probably my only real complaint about the designs so far. This is a franchise about horse girls, their legs should be gigantic.

>>715244567
This a complete bullshit

>>715231991
Just a preemptive notice about standard etiquette for visiting horses. There hasn't been an incident thus far and I hope it keeps that way.

>>715231991
General rules so that you know it's rude to act like a nigger. Just be nice, listen to the farm staff guidance and the horses may decide to let you live. Despite what the guidance said, sometime the staff let visitors touch/feed the horses if the horses are in the mood and they know you won't pull something like hurting their eyes or similar shit.

>>715245129
Based movie/Cingray fag.

>>715217471
Retards really think they'll risk their 6 digits worth purebred with actual mating where the mare could just be having a bad day and say "nah fuck it" and send him to the after life or cripple him with a back kick. Goldshi isn't even that influential in the breeding game, compare him to a horse like Deep Impact, and he'd just be average.

>>715245168
nah if you somehow haven't gotten it up accidentally, just get it up during summer camp. every run i've done, i've never had to directly train it a single time.

>>715231991
With how popular UmaMusume is getting, I am honestly worried that some dumbfuck will end up killing a horse just by being dumb and feeding them something. Plenty of stories about visitors of farms feeding animals out of goodwill but ignorance that then ends up killing something.

>>715245551
The JRA banned artificial insemination you retard. The horses must have been bred naturally for the offspring to be considered valid for racing.

>>715245573
Well for one the staff are going to be monitoring you the whole time. For two, the yakuza meme won't be a meme for the unlucky fuck who thought that was a good idea.

>>715231991
parasocial autists stalking real life horses

>>715232345
>It's all common sense stuff
Degenerate weebs don't understand common sense.

>>715245738
I hope so, but all it takes is someone who thinks better to spot a moment where the staff are preoccupied by something. Not exactly horserelated, but an incident like that happened earlier this week I think where a bunch of animals at a farm got sick because apparently some visitor gave them something as food and one animal ended up dying from it. Hoping for the best regardless, may the yakuza keep an eye out.

>>715231991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIQ69hpK8os It seems that some pathogens can seriously harm horses.

>>715233705
Not really true when it comes to EOPs.

>>715235232
Asians are lactose intolerant so they just can't drink milk.

Horses stink like shit

>>715232910
Uma Musume is extremely women friendly. The whole pls don't lewd our horses think of the poor owners thing. Also the designs are less sexualized compared to some of the shit you see in Nikke. It just goes to show we need lewd shit to keep away the unwashed masses.

>>715246224
I don't think you were ever close to a real horse in your life.

>>715246321
But I have. Lowly work horses though. Maybe if they have a dozen servants to clean them every hour it's not as bad though.

>>715246426
>Lowly work horses though.
Ah, well I have no experience with workhorses so I rescind my previous remark.

>>715246261
KanColle has lots and lots of female fans and that series has Shimakaze, which is one of the most outrageous "pls draw porn of this character" designs ever.
Women will come to your work if it has characters they find hot or relatable.

she canonically has a big dick

>>715232345
>>Don't touch them - means don't touch them without permission, also the horse could bite you
It's wild to me as someone who grew up around horses that people don't know how to behave around them. First rule I was taught as a kid was don't stand behind a horse cause it might decide to kick you in the fucking head and kill you. Second rule was feed it from the flat of your hand or it'll bite you.

>>715246502
KanColle has never reached the popularity Uma Musume has.

Horse for this feel?

>>715246662
>never been around a horse
>don't know how to behave around them
Gee I wonder why.

>>715246662
Let's be honest, a lot of people these days grow up in urban environments so detached from animals of any kind, wild or domesticated, that they have no idea what to do with them.

>>715246732
Kancolle is literally mismanagement the game. They had it all yet fucked everything up. Hell you cannot even register to play the game if you're a foreigner. And they are racist as fuck towards everyone. A shame, I really like the abyssal fleet.

>>715246802
the one and only, 113 / 0

>>715246806
>how should I behave around this animal I'm not familiar with and haven't interacted with before
>A: With caution and respect following common sense as I'm not sure how it'll behave or react to my presence
or
>B: Like a fucking nigger

>>715246915
She's not really a sad rapist schizophrenic. Most of the time she's pretty happy.

>>715246915
Urara is too optimistic(dumb) to suffer properly.
King Halo experiences real despair because she actually has a champion mother while she's completely subpar.

>>715246915
Someone did it on global.

>>715246802
King Halo is pain, but I will make her succeed

HOW DO INHERITED STATS EVEN WORK

>>715246960
>wanting to pet a horse is acting like a fucking nigger
I guess literally every single little girl is a fucking nigger then.

>>715247089
That's kind of incredible. I thought it'd be impossible on Global right now.

>>715247458
Like genetics.

Is higher affinity or higher sparks more important?

>>715247513
Nips finished the challenge in 7 days, I thought it would've taken global a month, but 2 weeks is close enough compared to nips autism.

>>715247506
>ss literally every single little girl is a fucking
It depends, are they approaching it cautiously with and open hand and letting the horse inspect them or are they just immediatly smacking it on the arse cause they do that in films.

>>715247506
Yes, part of being a nigger is being fucking stupid, and little girls are fucking stupid. Animals not used to your presence are not your friends, this isn't a fairy tale. Even animals used to you have bad days and might lash out, let alone ones that see you as a stranger.

>>715247089
Is there a special scene for that?

>>715247992
Yes

>win ura finals with all my favorite umas
>lose ura finals with special week
the writing is on the wall

Late and end runners are shit. Every single one of them performs better when you put them in pace.

>>715248920
Power > Speed for the back positions

>>715249014
Yes, but consider how pacers and front runners only need speed and stam for anything medium and over, whereas back positions need to add power to the equation. 2 stat focus > 3 stat split.

>>715248920

>>715248920
Skill issue.

If you're a pace chaser and you use a skill that debuffs pace chasers do you debuff *yourself*?

>>715203817
I will never have my own Suzuka gf...

>>715249487
I've the same question plus what happens if your partnert in team trials debuffs pace chasers, and you've a pace chaser, do you debuff your teammates?

>>715249201
A 600/600 late dabs on a 1200/500 front

>>715249487
No. You also won't hit team members.