>>715223932 (OP)Okay, in all seriousness: why?
I refuse to believe that there's that kind of nostalgia out there for the 7800. Is it because, like the original, it's backward compatible?
The 7800 was an utterly crap console that was obsolete when it was released. And not just in a Nintendo Switch kind of way, but in a dead-on-arrival, you're-going-to-be-bullied-for-having-one kind of way.
It's not completely a lost cause, I suppose. The ports of Dig Dug and Ms Pac Man were decent, the Double Dragon port is serviceable, and Impossible Mission isn't bad. But I also wouldn't go back and play any of these today, not even emulated, and certainly not for the price.
And I say this as someone who actually owned one back in the late 80s.