Why doesn't Nintendo do dating games? - /v/ (#715230864) [Archived: 453 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 7:25:25 AM No.715230864

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Imagine being able to date Peach, Zelda and Samus, and have the game offer dating scenarios.

Imagine Peach doing butt attacks on you.
Imagine spanking Samus.
Imagine Zelda asking you if her butt looks fat in her pants.

Why hasn't this been done yet?

https://strawpoll.com/61gD93eVvZw

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Anonymous

7/12/2025, 7:26:23 AM No.715230918

kill yourself sybb

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 7:39:37 AM No.715231563

ROSALINA DIGESTING PEACH'S BIMBO ASS

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 7:42:03 AM No.715231695

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>>715230864 (OP)
its not that big

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Anonymous

7/12/2025, 7:43:12 AM No.715231760

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>>715231695
Her head is cartoonishly huge, remove that and yes, she has a big bum.

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Anonymous

7/12/2025, 8:00:55 AM No.715232694

2 threads eh Sybb? Kill yourself.

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 8:21:04 AM No.715233751

>>715231760
WTF, did Nintendo seriously give her a butt crack?

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Anonymous

7/12/2025, 9:21:27 AM No.715236661

>>715230864 (OP)
ass

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Anonymous

7/12/2025, 9:23:26 AM No.715236775

>>715233751
how else am i going to touch her anus?

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 9:24:43 AM No.715236827

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>>715236661
Fat ass

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Anonymous

7/12/2025, 9:48:07 AM No.715237970

>>715230864 (OP)
anus

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 9:57:21 AM No.715238396

>>715236827
No one is safe from sexualization, it seems

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 10:01:14 AM No.715238545

>>715233751
where else would your nose go to sniff

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 10:21:23 AM No.715239356

>>715230864 (OP)
daily anal

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 10:43:12 AM No.715240180

>>715230864 (OP)
It's big but not huge

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Anonymous

7/12/2025, 10:57:47 AM No.715240769

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>>715240180
Agreed. But the fact that she has a big butt is pretty...scandalous?

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Anonymous

7/12/2025, 11:19:37 AM No.715241735

God I love Peach.

Anonymous

7/12/2025, 11:26:08 AM No.715242034

>>715240769
Zero Suit Samus exists so no
Nintendo is okay with asses