Thread 715234506 - /v/ [Archived: 504 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:35:58 AM No.715234506
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What an utterly boring, braindead, soulless, sIop sequel.

Apparently they didn't even want to make a sequel until Rockstar bought the rights and threw endless trunks of money in their face. No surprise that they churned out one of the most forced, contrived, vapid sequels imaginable that was just a downgrade to the original in every way.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:36:42 AM No.715234546
What an utterly boring, braindead, soulless, sIop thread.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:37:07 AM No.715234563
OP gay
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:37:37 AM No.715234585
Kill yourself retard
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:43:38 AM No.715234880
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Nah fuck you OP, a reminder.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:44:44 AM No.715234920
Challenge? Nonexistent, and we'll lock you to the lowest difficulty your first run even though the hardest mode is still a breeze

Bullet time balanced and useful? Hell no, it basically never runs out but feels shit to use

Shitty motion blur out the ass and pointless bullet-time animations like spinning around like a gay ballerina? You betcha

Making a random whore who tried to kill Max the focal point of the sequel? Of course

Max acting like both a pathetic simp loser and a helpless fucking puppy? You know it

Almost zero interactive elements across levels? Absolutely

Variety of enemy types? How does two enemy types copy pasted hundreds of times sound?

What a fucking disappointment, the whole thing is just so phoned in and low effort, no wonder it sold like shit and tanked the series
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:45:09 AM No.715234942
what's that supposed to mean?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:45:57 AM No.715234976
It means poster above you is a fucking gay faggot.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:46:31 AM No.715235003
>>715234506 (OP)
bait used to be believable
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:46:45 AM No.715235019
>>715234880
You somehow managed to be an even bigger faggot than OP with this post.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:47:34 AM No.715235063
>>715234880
There's no way this is a serious image. What an absolute fucking buffoon retard if so.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:48:02 AM No.715235084
>>715235019

>a-boo-boo my fweelings are hurt over an image

Here's another post that will disturb you

This one right here

Fucking retard
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:48:09 AM No.715235093
>>715234506 (OP)
Same. I liked it less than Max Payne 3 and it definetly misses a lot of what made the original good
I think Remedy are quite bad and only the first game was great, a fluke
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:48:42 AM No.715235121
>>715234506 (OP)
I legitimately hate how the bullet time works in this one
I also hate that they made Max more durable and don't die as easy as in MP1
The story is whatever, I don't really care about sappy romances and much more invested in his revenge in the previous game
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:48:47 AM No.715235129
>>715234546
>>715234563
>>715234585
>>715234880
>>715235003
Reminder Max Payne 1 is 4chan's game and Max Payne 2 is reddit's game
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:57:32 AM No.715235601
>the mona sniping section where Max acts like a retarded whiny fag, is incapable of doing anything without Mona, and says he would be dead if Mona wasn't there
>the entire plot of the game is literally just "corporation from last game is super duper mad at you >:(( and they are also omniscient and omnipotent and are just going to send hundreds of faceless goons literally anywhere you go!!"
It's almost kinda sad and pathetic just how fucking awful this game is. They really just didn't even give a single shit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:59:37 AM No.715235698
>>715234506 (OP)
1 > 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>2
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:00:41 AM No.715235746
>>715234506 (OP)
more fluid controls feel good but made the game too easy
on top of that, too much ammo for the most powerful guns
max payne 1 felt like it had an actual learning curve and forced you to use your whole arsenal intelligently instead of just spamming your AK the whole game
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:00:56 AM No.715235759
>>715234920
Don't forget there's no allegory to Norse myth stuff
Man that was THE shit
It added a lot of charm and gave MP1 a mysticism feel
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:15:56 AM No.715236418
>>715234506 (OP)
I don't like the story and mood as much as the first game, but it's definitely more fun to play.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:20:58 AM No.715236642
Anyone claiming the story of Max Payne 1 was good hasn't played it in more than 20 years or not at all.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:25:45 AM No.715236873
>>715235063
That chart is just an opinion from a random anon but since this is /v/, obviously, anytime someone were to share their favorite games there's bound to be someone who goes out of his way to throw needless insults without any criticism or feedback. In actuality no one takes your post seriously because you're literally just that, someone who needs to satisfy his urges of making posts; however better off dead than to flood the internet with pointless remarks, seriously though if you were to suddenly die no one would bat an eye. Maybe you should do it, for the benefit of society.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:26:56 AM No.715236923
>>715235129
Max Payne 3 is Chad's game.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:28:28 AM No.715237009
>>715234506 (OP)
Max Payne 2 is better than the first, seriously what the fuck is this contrarian horseshit we've been seeing constantly?. You're never going to convince people that a great game is bad, kike, no matter how many times you repeat the lie. Max Payne 3 is humiliation propaganda, on the other hand.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:30:19 AM No.715237102
>>715234506 (OP)
Game was mid, every enemy is the same retard in a janitor costume, the ragdolls look weightless and stupid, escorting levels are annoying, the story is boring and forgettable compared to the first game, and Max doesnt have Sam's face.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:31:25 AM No.715237148
>>715237009
>Max Payne 2 is better than the first, seriously what the fuck is this contrarian horseshit we've been seeing constantly?.
Max Payne 2 is shit
>You're never going to convince people that a great game is bad, kike, no matter how many times you repeat the lie.
No lie, Max Payne 2 is shit and the clear sign that Remedy didn't know why they accidentally made a good and inspired single goon game in their entire line up of trash moviegames.
>Max Payne 3 is humiliation propaganda, on the other hand.
Nope, it's more Max Payne 2 than Max Payne 2
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:33:27 AM No.715237249
>>715234506 (OP)
lol 2 is great
it's 3 that's the soulless garbage
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:34:49 AM No.715237321
>>715237148
Max Payne 3 is a generic 7th gen cover shooter, with a plot that feels like it was written by James Mangold or Sony Santa Monica. If you think THAT pile of dogshit is better than Max Payne 2, you are either brown or a tranny. Simple as that.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:36:27 AM No.715237412
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>>715234506 (OP)
The fact that people are stating that Max Payne 3 was better than 2 shows you how moronic this board actually is. This was still the point of where Max FX engine wasn't completely downgraded for consoles (aka Alan Wake). As such, you can do quick snap aim shooting like so that only works with proper mouse aim. And using RAGE for MP3 was a complete downgrade and sluggish shit. Felt liek Uncharted crap designed for consoles. I can level with the critques that the story beats interrupted Payne 2 far too often. But i don't see the gameplay itself as downgraded.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:39:36 AM No.715237567
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>>715234506 (OP)
>A romance story set mere months after the original which was about Max's grief for losing his wife and kid and his revenge story
Possibly the most retarded choice ever made. I feel like besides the worse unbalanced gameplay and slow-mo overuse people just actively react with hostility to the cuckshit story and the idea of Max just instantly falling for some badly written Mary Sue femme fatale
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:45:58 AM No.715237859
>>715237412
>One of the easist early game encounter
>Instantly uses OP slow motion to nullify getting caught with an empty magazine
>Level design consists of some scripted enemy spawns in a literal corridor
YEAH it sucks
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:49:02 AM No.715238019
>>715237859
>Instantly uses OP slow motion
Complaining about slow motion in Payne is kind of just shooting yourself in the foot in general. You may as well call the bullet time genre a gimmick at that stage and that would have to include Payne 1 being a gimmick.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:07:55 AM No.715238787
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>>715238019
Slow motion was nowhere as OP in MP1 as it was in MP2
It was a combat option to be aggressive, but you could waste half of it chambering a shot.
Max Payne 2 just obsessively pushed on the muh cinematic slow motion shooter thing and is a moviegame more than it is a game, which is why it foregoes game design and balance and Max can suddenly leak 20 feet into the air with 12 hours of slow motion airtime
Max Payne 3 is more in line with the original even in that
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:17:26 AM No.715239173
Best TPS ever.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:20:44 AM No.715239332
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Guns accidentaly discharge if they hit the ground too hard in Max Payne 3
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:23:02 AM No.715239424
>>715234880
>bloodborne
>10/10 anything
Be serious anon
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:41:09 AM No.715240101
>>715234880
It’s weird how many faggoty zoomer replies this image got. Those games are all classics.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:46:44 AM No.715240313
>>715237859
>Level design consists of some scripted enemy spawns in a literal corridor
Thats at least 30 years of game design
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:02:23 AM No.715240963
>>715237412
>>715238787
I always assumed story wise that Max was just more skilled in the second game, which is why he's able to move and shoot faster. It's definitely not OP to the point where it nullifies the difficulty. Running into a room full of mooks is still going to result in a quick death and you have to plan out your kill streak just like in the first game. Unlike the first game however, you don't have to cheese the game due to it's haphazard design. In MP1 unless you're landing perfect headshots, enemies can just tank shotgun blasts, uzis to the back, etc. It's ridiculous. Weapons feel real in Max Payne 2 and the ragdoll physics gave them weight.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:07:32 AM No.715241174
>>715235093
>>715237148
Nah fully agreed, MP2 fucking sucked.
It was funny playing 1 and I was thinking "man, i wonder why remedy's games never really took off like max payne 1 cause this game is fucking tight"
Then i played 2 and it made sense. MP2 honestly might be one of the first games to do that shit where the narration incessantly tells the player what to do. Like when mona has to get the sniper to help max, he just keeps repeating it again and again.
And yeah challenge is non existent in 2, it is such an easy game. 3 with the cutscene skip mod is much better and ridiculously punishing at times.
One of very few examples where the player feels just as fragile as the hundreds of enemies you are fighting and its like youre constantly brushing with death.
Almost like MP1.