Imma be real with yálll

this game looks like ass

>>715236157 (OP)
Mario's supposed daughter will win.

>>715236204
It's not Mario's

Pauline had an affair with Wario and Mario raised their child unwillingly

>>715236239
This is false.

switch 2 sales mindbroke valvegans

>it is literally odyssey with a monkey skin
79.99
9
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9
9

>>715236157 (OP)
Agreed.
Still no reason to buy a shitch 2.

>>715236434
Stop replying to yourself.
You have no beliefs.

Yo this gameplay is fire. Yeah yeah heeheehee!

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

>>715236157 (OP)
It looks fun, and I haven't owned a Nintendo console since the original game boy in the early 90s.
>>715236308
Please understand where you are. The bait is just for engagement, it has nothing to do with the OP actually believing what they're saying, whether they do or dont.

>>715236472
What game do you play on your shitch 2?

>>715236675
I'm trying to find one.
I would like to play Donkey Kong Bananza.

I shitched myself

>>715236316
Yes let’s keep posting incorrect prices because that strategy of shilling has worked so well against the switch 2 thus far. Let’s also tell them how full the shelves are down at the mercado.

>>715236157 (OP)
You realize that these games are for children right?

>>715237602
All video games are for children. It's a toy.
If you're going to limit the genres you play because you think they're childish, then you're not mature.

Is /v/ gonna seethe this hard with every Switch 2 release?

>>715236239
delet this

TK!

TRANNY KONG!

>>715236157 (OP)
How much do you get paid to post this every day?

>>715238973
Based Nintendo taking back colors from troons.

>>715236157 (OP)
These threads are made by jannies to generate traffic

>>715238086
>Is /v/ gonna seethe this hard with every release?
Ftfy and yes

I preordered it today
Seethe

>>715238086
Yes.

Got mine pre-installed. Can't wait to watch this board seethe like fuck this week. XDD

>>715236157 (OP)
>>715236434
>>715236675
>>715238973
Total snoyric meltdown

>>715239175
of course you preinstalled the game you pedophile freak

>>715236157 (OP)
>Game pov is looking at the ass of a gorilla
>Game looks like ass
What did you expect?

>>715239437
You lost.

>>715239437
>Month 2 of Switch 2
>another month of watching /v/ shit blood.

>>715237935
spoken like a true nintendie lol
you retards are unironically the reason the "gaming is for children" mentality is still going strong

>>715236308
>"Why yes it is I, the one who has been collecting screencaps of your previous posts waiting for this fatal moment to reveal myself..."

>>715240774
>newfag reveals himself

im gay

>>715242737
Me too

and I will be buying DK troonanza :)

>>715238086
Yeah but this time reddit is gonna seethe just as fucking hard.
The switch 2 has buck broken them so fucking hard.

>>715239437
>pedophile freak
How do you know he has a ps5? It's not in the pic.

>>715236157 (OP)
I hate DKs gay facial expressions

>>715247198
why does DK look like the she-boon in Ghostbusters 2016?

>>715247294
*meant for OP

>>715247294
It's supposed to be a fun little easter egg from Nintendo.
Someone on the dev team likes ghostbusters, fucking hated the all girls one and made DK look like that with a bunch of shitty monkey facial expressions as a way to digitally shame her.
Based company.

>>715238086
It's been this way since Switch. Metroid Dread was one of the first games that had constant spam of exact same seethe threads.
Switch 2 not failing despite the months long misinformation campaign has them livid