Thread 715247001

Why are Germans like this?
i'm paying import fees just to avoid this

Even worse when they add both

>>715247001 (OP)
Because we had two school shootings twenty years ago and politicians shat themselves. They immediatly pointed fingers at the so called Killergames, aka. FPS and made it illegal to own a majority of them, while also increasing the label size of the rest so every parent in the country would be able to spot the age rating from across the store.

Hey, you could always be Swiss.

After SKG goes to lawmakers all games in Europe will have a big ugly label telling you if it has online features that will be arbitrarily shut down or not

>>715247001 (OP)
>Triangle Strategy
I refuse to play a game with a name that retarded

>>715247272
It's from the people that made Triangle Strategy

>>715247145
What the fuck is going on here?

>>715247407
Switzerland has three official languages and Age of Calamity is a game with a localized subtitle. All three get to be on the cover.

>>715247450
That's ridiculous. How common is it for games over there?

>>715247145
Holy inclusion.

>>715247450
>three official languages
How do you even fuck up this bad?

>>715247145
>German, French and Italian are placed in the same dominant geographical arrangement of each language in the country
SOUL

>>715247001 (OP)
Isn't PEGI valid for all the EU? Why do Germans have their own number on top of that?

>>715247571
They hate art.

>>715247001 (OP)
BIGGER

>>715247110
oh boy i can't wait what fun ideas they'll come up with once someone schizo starts murdering people because an AI said it's a good idea

>>715247145
what the fuck, at that point just put the english name on the box

>>715247145
the title is literally the same in all three. could have just listed the subtitles.
the translations are not even equivalent. the german one says "time", while the others seem to say "era".
German has the word "Ära" as well, although maybe they thought it didn't sound nice.

>>715247145
I almost couldn't tell that this was Hyrule Warriors

>>715247571
our politicans are special kind of snowflakes who want our own "special humilation ritual system" on top of it just to think about childrens safety, also this >>715247110 if you are an adult the only good way is to import games from beighbouring german speakign countries like switzerland or little brother austria if not luxembourg

do those not come with reversible covers these days?

was this not possible?

>>715247145
kek

>>715249779
personally i think they should've went with this to really get the point across

>>715248684
>one more language

>>715249893
some games even include Pegi
for reference, we used to have a way smaller symbol.
I guess it won't matter for very long anymore, with the death of physical.

>>715249928
lol