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>>715246691
SHE WAS PAGE 9 YEARS OLD
YOU SICK FUCK
>>715252323 (OP)>le 9/11 jokeHave you instead thought about killing yourself you little fucking edgelord subhuman?
>>715252405shut the fuck up
>>715252283For me, yes. I find the GDQ crowd to be awful with how they scream some forced meme.
>>715252425shut up retard
Nearly 4 hours of FF9 coming up.
>>715252425Calm down there bucko
>>715252395what happened to overwatch porn
>>715252449how about you stop being a gay troonie?
>>715252496Can't wait for trans rights to look at trans wrights ass while trains rights complains its taking them too long to climb the ladder
>>715252425not even your parents like you
>>715252518the thread is done when it hits 500 posts
make a new one and stop giving a shit that it's made early
>>715252425Quit playing games, anon.
>>715252535At least it's a change from John this John that.
>>715252323 (OP)I'm miggin for you
I went outside and almost fuckin died of heat stroke bros
>>715252515Oh shit is that some Cocokino
>>715252632I support John Rights!
>>715252632Just because I didn't mention John TransRights doesn't mean he won't be appearing here.
>>715252632I miss john mage, and with the estimate i assume he will use all the cheats available on the pc version, not only cutscene skip
>Doesn't properly call time
Aw yiss
Migged into LUL.
Twin tower jokes.
God help me.
wouldn't be funny if they stall 10 more minutes and goes overestimate because of that
>>715252463How do you feel about laser bridges?
>run ends
>they close the game
>announcer moves on
>they go to the next section
>the timer is STILL GOING from the original run
wtf GDQ this is sad even by your standards lmao
>>715252761>>715252826>>715252840>Okay time is gonna come up when (Starts talking about other shit)I don't blame them for not stopping it. He probably should have finished that thought. Unless this bonus stuff is supposed to be apart of it.
>It's going over estimate cause of gdq staff retardedness
Ayy
Spilled OJ is indeed is indeed a handsome boy. He'll have his pick of the GDQ nerd chick litter.
>>715252821>>715252739I find them quite attractive
>>715252895the normal human reaction is to ask the runner for clarification
>>715252848he said to keep the timer going for the incentive
>>715252395This looks like shit, first time in years that an animation triggers the uncanny valley effect on me
>>715252752It's not over yet.
3D women are disgusting. I only fuck 2D
Will ratposting be encouraged or frowned upon in the FF9 run?
>>715252937>the normal human reactionAnon, where do you think we are?
>just mash A
you guys were watching this?
if he never called time he would've been able to collect infinite donations
do you think people feel hollow after they donate money for a two second petting animation?
>>715252425So many lives could have been saved if they only invested in the right precautions.
>This schedule
Is there any reason to keep going
>>715252752D
Host's shitty voice really ruined it.
>>715253091Why is Noelle so perfect?
>>715253081B because Spilled OJ was so cute
>>715253081Very normal run by chill dudes of a cute game, and the announcer wasnโt obnoxious, which puts it above 80% of the runs, so A+
They need to get Okami Amaterasu off the screen. It's distracting me.
>mom's late husband
why are americans so weird
>my mom's late husband
Traumadumping time.
Bump up your scores for emotional story?
Stop crying and say TRANS RIGHTS
How do you guys not rip your ear drums out whenever the tranny starts speaking. The shitty attempt at a feminine voice is grating
I'm so sick of so many faggots doing their sob stories after runs
This is like 5th crying during this GDQ
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>doctors without borders giving people extra time with their loved ones too
>shoutouts to my moms husband
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>>715253081I'm doin' him a B
Mom's late husband??? the fuck you mean your dad or step dad?
Jesus Christ don't read that in a marathon
>>715253249That's a female, dumbdumb
>tranny donor starts talking
>audio cuts
Based tech crew.
>Is entire fine 10 seconds later
These people are so fucking weird.
shoutouts to the muted crew
I'd take trauma dumping over a bunch of trans rights shoutouts any day.
>>715253081B.
Inoffensive but the game looked boring and the run didn't seem to be that clean.
>>715253249sounds like you have severe misophonia anon and that's a clear sign of autism
man the audio gets fucked after every run for a few seconds
can I get a shoutouts to tech? much love, much love
>>715253081F for crying faggot
>>715253182Only reason I've ever considered reading Axe Clover. Couldn't get past the first chapter, thought maybe with voices I could handle it, dropped it about 2ms after the MC opened his mouth.
>>715253306It's funny watching the self-proclaimed experts get it wrong constantly.
>>715253279his mom's boyfriend that she married
>Trauma dumping about your "mom's late husband" (forma el cuck) to all time low viewers and 5 people in the crowd
Oh brother
>mom's late husband
holy fuck he did the reddit thing
I thought it was a joke
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uh oh... put your arm down lil sis...
dont bring your kid to GDQ events jesus do you want him to get molested?
>>715253365It does get tiring having to correct them all the time, but it needs to be done
>my mom's late husband
Nigga's crying over a "stepdad" he can't even call dad, lol.
>>715253323I've noticed a lot of people have, what I've dubbed "binary emotions". They'll get explosively mad, then be fine right after. Or suddenly start crying, then stop as abruptly and so on.
I wonder if there's something wrong with the NPC programming.
>>715253392Isn't
>my wife's boyfriendthe reddit thing?
HOLY SHIT THAT PERSON'S FAT
>>715253414I'd do pretty much every girl (female) on this, and marry about 3/4 of them.
>>715252752D
Game looks cool (even if a bit uninspired) but the pet the doggo shit and the faux asmr voice host were annoying af
>>715253457that's my mom please don't be rude
>>715253414Shouldnt moocats tits have been enlarged further by now?
>>715253365the problem with people bragging about their ability to detect/notice things is that they won't be aware of the things they miss, so from their point of view they're 100% accurate
>>715253426This is burned into my mind, that was surreal
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>>715253448his mom was his wife
>>715253081C for cuck trauma dump
>>715253448my x's y's z is the joke
and no those aren't your pronouns
>>715253448Yeah, he's the generation below that. He's the son that had to grow up with his father's wife's boyfriend.
>>715253414It's both sad and hilarious that you can INSTANTLY spot which ones are men.
Dude on the left didn't even try, literally put on a skirt and called it a day.
>>715253485do you want a new sibiling?
>>715253494only 1 cup size so far
>>715253362BC is 100% worth reading just for Noelle and Yami. They are respectively the best shounen heroine and mentor ever.
The story overall isn't so bad either, it has some great concepts and twists but sadly it's mostly wasted, kind of like Bleach. Asta aso grows on you as an MC, especially when compared to nu-males like Decuck and the Dandadan MC. The thing that really drags the manga down is Yuno. Such a dogshit character.
>>715253552He's wider than all the other 3 guys put together.
>>715253546So just one to catch up on since I bailed during "The Megas"
>>715253546Don't lie, you've been up for an hour already
>>715249957
>>715253583ain't clicking that shit
>>715253546This chart feels so odd to me. Over the past week I have considered this to be the worst GDQ has ever been but even among the sea of red there are quite a few greens and yellows.
Is there just score inflation going on? Is a 2025 C rating really like a 2016 F?
How come ESA never even got close to GDQ's size?
>>715253497It's also that it makes them feel smart as fuck, so their pattern recognition going to shit is always giving them a fix of feeling good for getting it wrong.
There is no way they're raising another 50k to sing Melodies of Life. Thank fuck.
>>715253552smart choice wearing all black. it's slimming
>>715253546>People actually stayed up to watch Monster HunterDamn...
>mom's late husband
i don't see what's weird about that phrasing if she remarried later in life and the dude wasn't around while he was growing up, it would be weird to say stepdad i think
that said bringing it up at all is completely unnecessary
>>715253653they weren't the first
>>715253653I'd say they are about half the size. GDQ viewership is botted.
>>715253643All ratings are contextual to the year. If everything is shit that make mediocrity look good.
i dont follow this tranny event its not even videogamesbut why are they using muzzles?
>>715253695He calculated that with low quality streams, his girth will blend in with the background
>>715253653You're seeing what happened when GDQ got too big, leave ESA alone.
>>715253552did they get that guy a chair instead of the usual separate couch seat because he won't fit
holy shit lmao
This "females" voice is afwul. Have voices that are at least bearable, goddamn.
>>715253716nigga i prefer esa but thats cope. there's gdq incentives that bring in more money than all of esa
>>715253414Looks like you missed a few updates. Consider merging for the good of all.
>>715253653Unironically the accent barrier, some people can't cope with heavily accented english
>>715253653A couple more years and GDQ will have same amount of viewers while somehow beating their previous event. That said I don't want ESA to become another GDQ
How long does it take to open Steam, install FF9 and hit play?
>>715253771Americans are more generous with their money and willing to spend than Europeans.
>>715253726what's the difference between girl and foid?
>no trans right name
I might jinx it but FFIX might be good
>>715253792Yeah this matters a lot. Being America/British/Aussie is a huge boon to being an online creator.
>>715253653I'll give you the real answer, anon
Incompetence.
Speedons, a French only event, has raised more than 2 million euros, and they started much later than anyone else. ESA has no one but themselves to blame for not being able to achieve the same.
>>715253601Didn't read your post, you're trying to shill this to me when I've already decided against it. I'd rather read stuff I know I'll enjoy over something where I have to put up with a shit MC.
No means no. Stop being a creepy rapist.
>>715253462have you donated to hat girls vibrator yet?
>>715253552Look out BigJon, there's competition in town.
>>715253824And the tranny host is going away too.
The stars are aligning.
>>715253735Just interesting because normally I miss GDQ and go back to watch more higher rated runs (between B and up) but I was actually able to watch it live this year and I don't think I'd really want to watch any of these runs outside of a few outliers at A or S and above.
>>715253741COVID is still a thing.
>>715253775Who is the girl with the red and black top bottom left?
>>715253812That is unironically part of the reason tipping will never die in America. People do it, partly, because they like feeling generous.
>>715253741To hide their manjaws
>>715253653esa is ran incredibly poorly. it has better runners but the event structure and staff is complete dogshit
>>715253824You now have a barrage of trans rights shoutouts interrupting throughout the whole run
>>715253624chartfag isn't the ick on ecker
stop with this retarded meme
>four hours of faggotry plus checkpoint
Even if I weren't still burned out from MrMizzow's run, I'd skip this. What are you guys doing instead of watching?
I'm on a walk, then I'll read a book and kick off dinner in time for Mario. The sun is really nice today
>>715253868>the flu is still a thingyes like always
thanks for the answer
>>715253867Controversial opinion but Neon White is pretty underrated. It's a pretty good race.
>>715253428I've actually noticed that, too, and it's really frightening to see these BPD like behaviors.
I can't think of any particular variable that's occurred in the past 5 or so years that would cause that.
>>715253915It's too fucking hot so I'm sitting next to a fan all day waiting for AEW All In
>>715253653ESA lacks the basic skillsets of shilling.
>>715253824I'm putting bets on "last second donations" before the name is input turning >= 1 names to trans rights.
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I watched both pokemon runs, I can't do this shit no more
>>715253915>complains about faggotry>posts m.jpg
>>715253868>COVID is still a thing.that's right xister! have you gotten boosted lately?
>>715253925It's when you get invited to run a game because you know the right person in the organization.
>>715253546Was the monster hunter run worth watching in a so bad it's good way? Or is it just awful?
Gloating about the cutscenes being removed...wtf
>>715253701Shit's very recent for the dude so I can't really blame him, most anons are just stuck in the dudes can't have feels phase of having next to no social intelligence or empathy.
>>715253653It's actually really easy to explain, first you have to consider that
>Ad (1 of 94) playing - 19:40
>>715253867>go back to watch more higher rated runsCouldn't imagine doing this, the threads are what make the runs enjoyable for me
>furry vtuber
you don't need to say it....
>>715253976>Singalong incentive>No where close to being met>They'll do it anywayAnother Godless day in this hellscape of torment
Furry...vtuber....fucking kill me
Welp, see you guys in 4 hours
>>715253792I love ESA for this, every time there's a French or Eastern European runner the threads are inundated with American Anons getting filtered and it's beautiful.
Looks like a spyro cosplay
>3:45:00
Yep. Time to sleep.
>runner has normal male pronouns
>is a furry
Better or worse?
>Cutscene remover
>Open Game
>Introduction cutscene
>can barely hear the game audio
many such cases
Why does fury guy look normal?
>obese guy flaunting his chat room admin rights
its like pottery
>"Hi I'm Ayymart, and I, as you can see, I don't run anywhere."
>>715253261>>715253262what did I miss?
>>715253428sounds like my coworker
I hear FF9 is the best one but never got around to playing it
>FFIX
>not 24h
What's the point?
>>715254080Another victory for the Playstation Nation!
>>715254079French is awful, love me eastern european accents though
>>715254119That poor chair
>>715254119is he wearing a fucking diaper
>>715254097Look at least he isnโt wearing a first and these dorks look like proper nerds which is promising
>>715253653The amount of money raised doesn't seem to have anything to do with speedruns, so for better or for worse they aren't doing whatever moves the money.
>>715254097undeniably better
>>715254108Too hot to keep the fursuit on.
Don't worry though, he has a dragon dildo up his ass for the entire run.
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>>715253414????? did you photoshop this? What is going on here?
>>715254141qrd on the 24 hour run? Was it 100%
STEVE says fuck trans rights
>>715254097His mental illness is an outfit and removable.
>>715254119Made me chuckle you son of a bitch.
>hd
>cutscene remover
wow this is worse in every possible way than the esa run last week
Guys is FFIX good? I've never played any FF game before. It's on sale rn on steam should I buy?
>>715253653Britbong accents are fucking awful to listen to, embarrassing only knowing english and speaking it like that
plus I unfollowed ESA when 98% of the time it's a rerun and you never know when they are actually live
they deserve their 2k viewers
>>715254165He's going to have to go potty at least a few times during this run, and won't have the energy to wheel over to the toilet
>>715254097He's no wearing a fursuit and as long as he doesn't try and slip furry speak in I don't care what degeneracy he gets up to
>>715254194someone else made the initial modification, but I blended the hard edges to look more natural
Man Moguri mod is practically necessary for this game.
>>715254194and the thing on the back
pretty much the whole line in the back
>>715253583for God's sake Anon put a trigger warning on that shit
>>715254267It's pretty great, yeah, if a bit obtuse with some shit.
Cutscenes are the best part of the FF runs I can't imagine enjoying a FFX cutscene remover run wtf
>>715254267Yes but kill anybody who tells you to use the 'moguri mod'
>>715254267If you like slow paced jrpgs it's one of the best.
>4 hours of final faggotry garbage
I'm out
Eevee says fuck trans rights
>>715254165Lotta americans (obese) have gunts
Is this HD version good or should I stick to the PS1 version?
>>715254309lol okay, you never know with these
oh ok, it skips everything
>>715254267> is it goodthe best FF
> should I buyJust emulate it.
>>715254205Vivi was the only character that could be used when he was available as a party member. So it was a lot of grinding levels for Vivi.
>>715254267Totally. Install this and it's unarguably the best way to play FF9: https://sites.google.com/view/moguri-mod/home
>>715254128I was using Twitch Alternative all this time because I didn't mind the pause it does since GDQ only does them between intermissions, but I use TTV lol pro now because ESA, multiple times this last even literally did "3.. 2... 1... (AD BREAK)"
They literally wait for interesting or critical moments, if not just doing them every 6-8 minutes, and they've, for years, intentionally thrown massive ad bursts in the last 1 minute of so many runs.
It's genuinely dogshit and no wonder that normies won't put up with it.
Ironically, now I don't see ads at all, so it worked out in the end.
>>715254119really couldn't have gotten him a bigger chair? come on the fucking thing is gonna break
>>715254267It's ok but a bad one to start with, it's more of an anniversary of the franchise's past
>>715254267Yes, it's great
>>715254267yeah it's a solid RPG. the art direction is top notch and the writing's pretty good, even if they suddenly drop some character arcs for no reason.
also, like the other anon said, yes just emulate it if you'd like. the only reason to not emulate it is for the moguri mod and others.
>>715254362Ps1 is ideal, but the load times are pretty hefty
>>715253842You sound very mentally stable.
am I being trolled? why are you guys complaining about no cutscenes in a speedrun?
>>715254362The PC version with moguri is practically an actual HD remake.
>>715254140It's got really nice themes to it's story about the prospect of having a limited lifespan. It's got a nice found family sort of cast and doesn't take itself nearly as seriously as the other playstation FF titles.
The gameplay won't blow you away, but it's worth a play, one of the series better titles.
PSX? It was always called PS1
>FFIX
every time I see this game I'm reminded of how I lost my 30h save file because the PC version was using some weird square enix cloud save thing where you had to manually upload your save file, and when I migrated to a new PC the local save file was literally nowhere to be found somehow
>>715254103Let the good times roll
>>715254470if you think removing cutscenes makes a run more entertaining then your a retard
>black mages need more love
not even 10 minutes into the run and people are turning this shit into political agenda pushing trash
im out
>>715254434Check out the mod. If you don't like it don't use it.
It makes the game look prettier but it doesn't effect gameplay.
>>715254470FFIX runs are usually a comfy gauntlet because of the cutscenes, it also lets runners take regular breaks
>>715254470you wouldn't get it anyway
>>715254476The backgrounds look like soulless AI slop. No thanks.
>>715252323 (OP)FUCKING
NUKE
AMERISHITLAND
>>715254470faggots itt need a friend simulator and cutscenes are pretty much that
>>715254470It also skips dialogue scenes not only actual cutscenes, so it looks like you're being warped all over the fucking game, it's fucking weird.
>>715254558You do you Anon.
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>>715254267It's up there in most people's top 5 in the series. It's pretty great. Was also Hironobu Sagaguchi's last project with Square, and is a tribute to his mother who passed away.
>>715254267It's pretty great. I'd recommend any FF from 5-10 they're all honestly good.
>cutscene remover
>implying people want to listen to the runner and couch autistically explain and talk
>not wanting cutscenes to have donations actually be read and not a bunch of nerds not shutting the fuck up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>auto attack
holy soulless version, people play this fucking port????????
>wish wakka had the arc steiner has
lol? wakka is 100x better written and a better arc
people will tell you the sky is green if you lrt them
>>715254470It's removing the part that makes the run nicer and comfy, this is a shitshow of warping from one place to another
>>715253426>>715253507What happened in that one?
>>715254470Its just teleporting to each combat. This isnt ff9
>>715254669cutscenes are host chatter bait anyway
>>715254267I love it. It's a bit slow but still good. Probably not the best to start with though because it's basically a celebration of classic FF.
Any from the first 10 are good (except 2 and 3)
>>715254632God I wish I had a big titted warcriminal waifu that loves me
>>715254732good, no one cares about anything else
>>715254669Yeah normally I'd want cutscenes but you are correct where at GDQ it would just give them even more time to shoehorn in cringe donations. They would never allow a couch to be comfy and shoot the shit during a long JRPG run like this
>>715254765short hair > long hair
>>715254725The finale of the event was almost every single runner coming up and trauma dumping about how absolutely miserable they and their lives are for what may have been, but felt like hours and hours
>>715254708and it not like it appeases people who don't like RPG runs, anons have spent the last three days bitching that this was going to take too long.
>>715254470In an RPG speedrun, yes.
>>715254746Genociding rats really isn't a warcrime.
>My favorite line
>"Please return to the castle"
....who would say such a nothing line is their favorite line? chatgpt would score higher on a turing test
>>715254669But before we get into this post, we'll need to discuss Eiffel65.
>>715254558>The backgrounds look like soulless AI slopno shit, they were AI generated and upscaled with the original textures as the base
This doesn't even represent what the game is at all. Jesus christ
>>715254470>cutscenesWTF why are they running an 8 hour game??? ZZZZ
>no cutscenes WTF why did they remove the soul??? ZZZZ
>>715254348What's wrong with it? Isn't it just updated textures?
I will legitimately donate if they manage to not make a "trance" tranny joke.
>Trance rights
I'm so done with this shit man
>shoutout to trans right
holy fucking shit WHY OUT OF NOWHERE
>>715253824You can look at names options on the schedule. Quina was the only with that as a name option.
>trans rights!
>no one claps
>>715254879A lot of people don't like AI upscaling, it just comes down to preference
that's gonna be a Z from me dawg
>speaking of trance
oh god...
>[poor quality skit]
phew...
>also trance rights
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>715254964it's reinvigorated some of my favorite smut
>>715254953see you in January!
>>715254953Okay cool. Let us know how it goes.
FFIX runs are cursed in GDQ
>>715254953I would legit never watch GDQ without these threads.
We played ourselves.
>>715254935Now we're talking
>>715252395ugly people should not be permitted to be photographed.
we have the technology.
phones could simply black out the faces of ugly people.
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>>715255024It can reinvigorate some old games too, Mario Galaxy looks pretty great with the AI upscaled texture pack
These guys are boring. Where is Muttski? Is he safe? Is he alright?
not even the headbanga guy nor the "i'm doing him a " guy is invested in these threads
GDQ is dead
>furfag singalong
It's over.
> trance rights
This shit is genuinely tiring
>>715254964I didn't know that they used AI for it.
Does this count as a neporun as moonblazewolf is on the couch?
Can't wait for the "black mage lives matter" part
>>715255160>I didn't like this game>banned for not letting people enjoy things>I didn't like this game (because it gives me anxiety)>you are so le hecking valid for that
>previous runner donos to shill his game
Jesus fucking christ
>>715255160Just steal everything. Jesus fuck
Just think, bros. In a mere 3 hours we'll get to enjoy a daily check-in featuring kffc, spike vegeta, and Jaidlyn. Get hype!
>>715255160All anxiety caused by video games is valid, sis! Games like this that require guides are ableist by nature but it is a product of it's time.
>>715254519>PSX? It was always called PS1you guys always sperg about this but i'm pretty sure i was calling it psx back then (online though not aloud)
>check bo
>only 30% discount
Might have considered buying it at 50%.
>>715255160Just look up the item pool if you otherwise can't sleep at night
>>715255187>zanarkandlooks like he's in dream land
>>715253643Massive inflation. Tons of people rating A or S if a run fulfills the following criteria:
>was actually a speedrun, not even necessarily a good one>runner wasn't an annoying tranny>couch wasn't a bunch of trannies>couch and runner didn't bleat about trans rights constantly>host didn't ruin the audio stream with their own bleating about troons blights or obtrusive donation readingIf that's all that can really be said about the run, that's worth a C or a B tops on my scale.
>37k viewers on the final day
That concert really secured those record lows, the FUCK were they thinking
>>715255198Trance is an oppressed music genre, unless you're in Europe or some equally obscure place. I would actually back this cause.
>>715255315It would have been weird to call it the PS1 when it first came out, PSX was it's development name or some shit.
>>71525506710 years ago I used to have GDQ on all the time. Either actively watching or as background noise. I don't know if I've become more cynical from all the tranny pandering shit, but I can't stand it without the /v/ shitposting threads now.
>>715255315some people only started calling it ps1 when the ps2 came out, why would anyone call it ps1 before that, they didnt even know it was a 1
>>715255359Also now you have to account for oasis runs after tranny deserts. A lot of the highest rated runs are right after a streak of garbage.
>>715255274im giddy just thinking about it
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>>715255060>Thinking it could ever just be an enjoyable JRPG run with great commentaryNGMI. None of us are.
my bet is they're saving the trans rights name for one of the female characters
>>715255160You know the best way to find out it someone has something worth stealing? Steal from them
>>715253735Super Metroid is probably the only run I'd rewatch from this year
>>715255336nyoooo a spoiler-free missables guide is tew much
>>715255404I've got it on mute most of the time. Whenever I don't have it on mute I mute it the moment a donation is about to be read.
Freya confirmed for best character
What the fuck even happened to Square Enix? For more than a decade you had Final Fantasy 6 all the way through 12 and every game was fucking incredible and genre defining.
>>715255465Quina is the most fitting because S/he has the trans colors and is also ugly.
>>715254953If viewership is anything to take into account you're already behind as a lot of others have already gave up
I've been indoctrinated to support trans people at this point.
They were right, cutting off your tits and/or balls is the only way to be happy.
I have scissors in my hand as I'm writing this. I'm about to become happy sisters, once these bulges are gone.
I love my discord community that told me how to become happy.
I love the GDQ community that supported me through it all.
I love being trans.
>"Could it really be trans?"
>>715252998Sauce? I like the artist's style.
>>715252425He's a zoomer who was born after it probably
>>715255404>10 years ago I used to have GDQ on all the time.same but i also had 10x the free time. it's easy to blame the tranny shit (and i dont blame anyone for it) but i also noticed i cant even really watch a good run to completion anymore. its just not as novel. i've watched 2 of these a year for more than a decade.
>>715255480I prefer the weather in Septranber
>>715255160For me it's
>Bitch about steal rates and wasting hours trying to get something>Refusing to even accept that not stealing it is an option>Calling the game shit because of the above
>>715255529FFXI and XII were shit already.
What happened was the merger with Enix.
Square got broken by Spirits Within flopping
If this trance script shit continues for the whole run I'm going to kill myself.
>>7152555299, X-2 and 12 sucked ass though
8 is the best btw
>>715255060The only autist I would watch run a FF game at GDQ is puwexil but even he's married to a tranny or something now
>>715253546>le funny name changecringe
>>715255529Hey, now. IV and V are great, too.
>>715255336>>715255467The answer to this 90% of the time is to just steal from bosses. Every once in a while a game will have a missable item that can only be stolen from a random encounter enemy that stops showing up after a given point which will ruin a 100% run but that's really not a big deal and it's rare.
>choke already
Only 3 hours left.
>>715255603>FFXI and XII were shitEat my dick
>>715255529Remember when they fired the Gooch? Alot of their other talent went with him.
and lmao the runner died
1st death of possibly like 20
Zidane, I'm already trance
>"Final Fantasy? More like, Final FanTransy!"
>>715255529>not liking 5Are you a faggot or something
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>>715255597I reached enlightenment when I realized that if the item is just raw stats, doesn't change gameplay/is fun to use, then it's basically like a "mini hard mode" and it's fine to wait until the next tier of upgrades. it's not like games where you can just grind to bruteforce are difficult anyways
>>715255716>Trantasyit was right there...
>>715252425did you forget what site you are on?
>>715255726they tanked the already shit event with like a 2 hour high school garage band concert, it was nuclear cringe
>>715255603>>715255681FF XI was really comfy.
I miss the pre-wow mmo era so much
>>715255681Big talk for someone who doesn't actually want his dick sucked.
>>715255607This is one of the worst fucking things I've ever seen. It doesn't even remotely justify that punchline. That revoltingly perverted expression on the top right panel before he guillotines his cock unsettles me profoundly.
>>715253643Charts have always been a bit weird, they just got more so the more we got Anons here who are just here for hatewatching and drama.
In trying to be something better than the old tier lists, they became an even bigger mess.
>>715255529like with nearly every big gaming company, their soul died in the mid 2000s
This is a little early for shoutouts isn't it?
>>715255819not everyone can be funny. maybe when you grow up?
>>715255607panel 3 blood on scissor
>>715255842The HD remaster was made for literal transexuals and zoomers in general
>>71525577290% of the time it's just getting an item a town or two early before you can find it in a chest or a shop. I just steal for a few turns to test my luck then move on
>>715255842Modern versions have an autosave
>>715255842HD port added an autosave if you die during a boss.
>>715255650>>715255738I guess I worded that weirdly as I didn't intend to imply I don't like 1 through 5. I just feel like 6 was such a peak and for a while they only improved upon it. Outside of a few systems like the expanded job system or whatever most of those early games are pretty similar. 5 is great though.
shoutout to the trans community :)
>>715255591I like seeing the scary costumes they bring out in Troontober
>>715255919i thought it was kid jokes hour
/druk/, speedgames and trains rights are getting me through this melty day
>memoria project guys unironically think their shit video is why remake might be canned
special shoutouts to Ennopp who plays the piano during these parts
>>715255842I'm more pissed that it's a speedrun and he's spending more time out of auto FF than in it. I don't give a shit about your Sealion safety strats.
>Chat making fun of the tranny voice line from ff14
Surprised the mods are letting this through
>>715255603You mean FFX the corridor adventure with a meg ryan ass looking protag
>>715256005What're you drinking?
Is this the biggest asterisk speedrun ever
>>715256023Not even trans like that VA because he killed their game
The best thing about FF9 is that its the mediocre containment game for furries and trannies. Keeps em out of the good games
>>715256024>>715256026It's equivalent to using a turbo controller, the community has decided it's ok as long as you say you're using it.
Man FF9 has some good music.
>>715255991That's when they celebrate the groomer holiday HelloTweens!
>>715256030>meg ryanHello spoony
>>715256089>Is this the biggest asterisk speedrun ever
>>715256076Malibu and K cider
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>>715256030huh who looks like meg ryan in ffx?
>>715255160I understand that feeling, but at some point after spending 5 minutes meandering in a fight to steal a weapon that's going to be replaced in an hour, I just say "Fuck it"
>StrngBad
Did the zoomie shits just discover Homestar Runner or something?
>>715256030FFX still had good music, puzzles, fun minigames and it's one of the very few FFs not to shit themselves when it comes to resolving the story.
So all that's left after this is
>SMB3
>Kirby
>Celeste
>Mario 64
>MK World
>Deltarune
I'll only be awake for Deltarune...fuck...
>FFVI Cutscene remover
I actually fucking hate these dipshits.
>>715255716>>715255773"final fantasy" is already a 41% joke if you think about it
>TrnsRhts name for Quina on the bid takes the lead
Damn, who saw that coming?
>>715256130I definitely saw people saying that dawntrail is good actually and copes about the new voice lines being good
>>715256152on what controller can you turbo press and release the dpad??
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I went to a rave last night did i miss anything good?
>people who make cutscene removers are gods for charity marathons
dude man i want to see the fucking game. not your fucking autistic fucking gameplay
>>715256130Wuk Lamat is still unbearable when she has a cute genki voice rather than a man doing an awful taco accent
>i used to watxh all the runs/keep it on in the background
watching speedruns of games you didnt play automatically makes you a secondary casual. a tier above the weird trannies yes but still a casual.
if you havent played a game before watching a speedrun you have no basis for understansing of whats going on
>>715256249because the boss always comes back bigger and uglier than before?
>>715256250It needs to be maite as a reference to cancelled speedrunner luzbelheim who is based af
>>715256250It makes sense, Quina is the ugliest looking character so I'm ok with that one.
>Cutscene remover
So what's the fucking point?
Are we gonna watch 3.5 hours of turn-based combat?
>>715255315you were born after the release of the ps2
>>715256273>raveHell yeah anon, who played?
>cutscene remover
why not go further and remove encounters? or remove button inputs
at what point does optimization for the sake of "speedrunning" remove the essence of what makes the video game a video game.
its like the world's most autistic version of ship of theseus
im sure youve played every game that's been ran here faggot
>>715256186>no Asterix RPGsWhen will Transphobix get his time to shine
Is it the stream or the game that seems to be running at about 10 FPS?
The camera movement is so fucking choppy in combat
>>715256235>slotting mario64 between tranny gamesthose bastards
>>715256186That's Asteriks
>>715256219Literally me. Fuck doing the auto-ending fight to the We Will Rock You beat in the rainy city over and over again. 1/255 my ass, it's 1/justenoughtomakeyoustopgivingashit
>>715256250this extremely funny
ah yes the black mages that were these big bad mysterious enemies hinting at something big.....and then were never mentioned again. like every single plot line in this poorly written game
>>715256343you dont like menus you fucking bigot???
>>715256167Uematsu went a little ham on it. They contracted him for the usual amount expected from an RPG at that time, and he came back with 160 tracks composed (140 in the final game), including many musical references to FF games going back to the first woven in, since IX was meant to be a throwback.
>>715256331What did he do to get cancelled? His relay runs with Muttski and Tojju were based
>>715256343>Menustrationthe closest troons come to being biofems
I'm glad they're using a cutscene remover so this run while be tolerably short-
>3:45:00
>>715256308Thank you SpeedPolice for keeping us safe from all these secondary & tertiary viewers.
>>715256343Yes, along with some stutter-stepping done by a script.
How many times have they said "Trans rights" this GDQ?
>>715256276>i want to see the fucking game. not your fucking autistic fucking gameplay
>>715256276How does a FFVI (Pixel remaster shit) even make sense? Like during the Opera scene you just pick Celes' choices and dance and it skips til you're in the Blackjack? You kill Ultima and you're running from the Floating Continent .5 seconds later?
Just mash through the fucking text boxes you cunts.
>>715256204Bit grim, should try and get some real rum but I would still slam a malibu in the right mood so enjoy
>>715256373My favorite is when they take out the RNG in a roguelike
>>715256401looks like it belongs in this lineup for sure
>>715253414
>>715256276Consider playing it then?
>>715256401>this extremely funnys/he
>>715256453at least a couple thousand, it's the new "greetings from germany"
Wow, they named one of the characters after a real, biological woman. That's illegal!
>>715256273You missed the concert...
>>715256234Yeah, but the PS1 games have even better music. Blitzball is fun though, too easy though. FFX endgame is the dumbest shit with quick attack spam or abusing zanmato to skip the tedium
>>715256453i think some autist kept count in a previous thread a day ago and mathed it out to be over 2300 times that they've said trans rights
>>715256346i was born in the 80's you nigger and i always wrote psx online because ps seemed like awkward shorthand
i'd show you my gamefaqs posting history if i could
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I'm trans and my doctor is pressuring me into changing my name bc I need her consent for a name change but I cant chooooooose someone help pick my namee
I pronounce Quina as "Key-nuh" because of Dragon's Dogma.
>>715256363but that would give out my location
>>715256559and a 5 dollar donation for TRANS RIGHTS
>>715256423He retweeted something about some political party that was fascist some classic dumb bullshit that has nothing to do with how good he is at speedrunning FF
>>715256559Fourtyonepercent
>>715256408Anon black mages are present throughout the entire game
Anyway, how do I view the gdq vods?
>>715256276you're watching it anyway
>cutscene remover
The absolute state of RPG speedrunning.
>>715256331>luz>basedhes a cheater
>>715256559John transrights
>>715256590Well did you have a good time at least
I might have suppressed my memory, but was the trans stuff this extremely upfront before?
I never remember previous GDQs having trannies being mentioned in basically every single run
>>715256276why don't you just play the game then?
>>715256373>removing non interactive parts is the same as removing gameplayRetard
>this skips almost the entirely of bahamut's attack on alexandria
what's the fucking point? retarded speedrun category
>>715256250>>715256401>Give Quina HRT>TASTES BAD!She, she eats the syringe.
>>715256335quina is cute though
imagine being this and coming back from your mcjob to play this with what little time you have left in the day
>>715256653>I might have suppressed my memory, but was the trans stuff this extremely upfront before?not to this point
>I never remember previous GDQs having trannies being mentioned in basically every single runthis sgdq has been the worst one
>>715256559>I'm trans and my doctor is pressuring me into changing my name bc I need her consent for a name change but I cant chooooooose someone help pick my nameeDelusia
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>cutscene removal cope
>>715256561Ok this was funny but no
>>715256653No this is by FAR the worst it's ever been. Even the previous years we got one or two bad runs, but practically every run is infested this time around.
>>715256559why would you need to change your name if the gender binary isn't real?
>>715252395the azn girl is cute
god these people are the definition of everything i hate about the human race
>>715256590Then tell me the genre and what funni pills you took.
>You can just pause your run
Weak. Long runs require dedication. If you're doing a marathon run your piss breaks are part of your time
This is mega shit. Viewers are dropping pretty low too. We might even get under the fucking concert levels at this rate.
>>715256702I've got the weekend off and I'm still barely keeping the stream up, and only to keep shitposting with anons here.
>>715256653This time they are trying to fight back dorito man and the entire goverment
>BUT RUNNING A GAME FOR THAT LONG IS SO HAAWWWWDDDD IS TOO HAWWDDD IM SO TIWWEEDDDD
shit like this is EXACTLY why you gatekeep your hobbies holy fuck why are people like this accepted
>>715256559Do you pass? Are you a qt? What games do you play? If yes to all I will give you a cute name.
>>715256801this viewership is already shit for a Saturday morning
concert was in the night
>>715255315>>715256557Don't listen to the shitposter riling you up. You're based and 100% correct. It was always PSX and you only started calling it Playstation 1 after 2 came out, but it's acronym was always PSX.
>ESA
24 hour FF9 Marathon, do incentives for extra content to make the run even longer
>GDQ
Constantly talking about mods letting you skip everything and how accessible it is
>We have to win the festival of the hunt
This joke is so old it has become obnoxious at this point
>>715256559Narcissa. It's got a great track record.
>>715256842Speedrunning has failed to gatekeep for decades. This event isn't evidence enough for you?
>all these cutscene remover complaining faggots
Lol like for real tho, imagine being in his shoes. would YOU want to sit through cutscenes?
>>715256719now you've done it
>>715256743Im a rare trans that recognizes the gender binary as real ( im not autistic )
>>715256453They must have said 200+ times during RCT alone
>MrMizzow upgraded his 16h FFIX run into a 24h one because of incentives with little complaints
>this maggot cries
Fuck him
Fuck GDQ too, but not with a penis they'd enjoy that
>>715256650yeah surprisingly, I never been to one and I really didnt think id like it at first but im glad I went
>>715256784it was anime themed, I dont do drugs
>>715256883>GDQ is fasterSeems like an easy win
>>715256738Ok, I lied, it was three times.
>>715256901we watched the 24 hour run in ESA
>>715252535was that the chosen name?
>>715256901If you don't want to run a game then you shouldn't run the game. Accessibility options have always been and will always be for limp dicked faggots.
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>they're actively ruining one of my favorite final fantasy games live on stream by defiling it with trans rights and a cutscene removal mod
>>715256901the literal point of FF speedruns is sitting through cutscenes while chatting with your bros, you wouldn't get it
>>715256883Stream 2 runners are different
>>715256883the ESA run sucked thoughbeitever
>support your local game stores
finally, a not retarded opinion
shame about everything else that unfortunately comes with that
>>715256636What? Thatโs news to me he got caught cheating? Is that why heโs not on the leaderboards anymore?
>>715256559Name yourself Lilith just like all the rest.
>>715256993>cutscene removal modis that not cheating?
>>715256901>would YOU want to sit through cutscenes?Yes
>>715256831im talking about the guy on the couch that said he likes to come home from work to speedrun ff9
will they make a tranceision joke? take your bets take your bets
>>715256883The Vivi% run was still not as good as the first time he ran it at ESA.
>>715257085they already did
trance rights
>>715256865I do! Uh I like Alice Madness Returns, Disney dreamlight valley, witchspring R
>>715256918Uhh...too hot?
>>715257073It's a separate category.
>>715252425Why can't we laugh about something that didn't happen?
when's the harry potter speedrun?
>>715257203Are you allowed to post pictures of yourself on here ?I don't think u can but idk and its scary anyways
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did he say he was handicapped? why are all ff9 runners crippled?
>>715256901If someone's gonna be autistic enough to 'speed'run a turn-based JRPG that would take 3.5 hours even without cutscenes, I expect them to go all the autistic way.
Let's just try to be positive. At least the next run will be good.
>>715256953Well hell yeah anon. Even better if you can enjoy it sober. Hope you go to many more and find people who enjoy it as much as you do.
>>715257085They made that one a few minutes in.
Did you really believe?
>>715257212>autoclicker and turbo
>>715257228I pronounce him as the futbรฒl player, which made me sad when I found out he doesn't have any kind of headbutt attack in the game
Did he just say "furry pride"?
"furry" is just an attempt to normalize animal fucking
the point of jrpg runs is to have a good, comfy time watching the cutscenes, enjoying the story and using fun glitches and tricks and optimizing wherever you can
>>715257078Ah, I thought you were talking about coming home to watch a 4 hour cutsceneless FF9 speedrun by guys going for 'trans rights' names. Both seem worthy of despair.
>>715257226Careful you're gonna get banned, then doxxed for suggestions like that
>>715257226They freak out over Hogwarts Legacy but I wonder if they'd be okay with a Philosopher's Stone speedrun
The real question you have to ask yourself though is which would you eliminate off the face of the earth if given the chance?
Furries or Trannies
>start up the Batman: Vengeance run
>within the first two minutes the runner starts ranting about how cool it is that Kevin Conroy was gay and supported trans rights
>finally come home from family lunch
>missed 2 great and 3 decent runs
>home just in time for a 4 hour jrpg
FUCK ME
>>715257149>I do! >I like Alice Madness ReturnsThought my flatmate was posting on /v/ for a second there, lol.
>>715257310too bad points 1 and 2 are null and void for this specific run
>>715257329im not going to fault anyone considering ive been here all week.
>>715257378Should have ate faster
>>715257241do you want a name or not?
>>715257378how could your family do this do you?
>>715257149Ok then, you're name is Alice. Hope everything goes well for you.
>>715257367Trannies.
Never seen trans porn games I wanted to consume, but some furries manage to make stuff that's not garbage. No, futa isn't trans btw, kill yourself tranny.
I tuned out right before that concert. Was it a train wreck?
Welp this is shit, I'm gone for the night
>>715254267the best PSX FF. Unironically will make you cry in the end.
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there are about 26 of these segments, these are the useless gdq timewaster fillers for the staff to get air time.
when they first started these a few years ago they were there to help keep the marathon on schedule since these could be cut.
they haven't cut a single one this year despite the schedule being fucked after day 1.
each one is 30 minutes to an hour, there is almost a full day of just BULLSHIT at this video game speedrun marathon.
>>715257365The entirety of Harry Potter franchise is banned until JK kicks the bucket. There is no more mortal sin than not wholly and unequivocally supporting trannies.
>>715257451I do yes please.
>>715257473Alice is cute but there's so many trans girls named that already :(
>>715255270yeah good luck with that
>>715257469Apperently bringing me in this world wasn't enough pain for me.
>>715256901The FFIX cutscenes are dope and not that long for a run that runs over 4 hours anyway.
Lol at opening packs
The FF set is pretty sick though
>>715257365Trannies have a mental breakdown when Harry Potter gets mentioned now anon.
The whole franchise is banned at GDQ
this runner and couch is surprisingly bearable
>>715255651even still, good luck with that...unless the PC version made it less retarded.
>>715257563It's extra funny knowing that all these trannies were guaranteed Potter fanatics back when the books were still coming out, and then their favorite author turned on them
I literally dont even have an issue with trans people, I quite frequently have sex with them but gdqs obsession with trans people is so weird
>>715257784I know im an exception but Im trans and also hate the cult like Trans rights chanting and the hatred for Jk rowling having her own opinion, but overall you're totally right which is why Im not friends with any other trans ppl
>>715257790just wait until they name quina
>>715257534But Anon, they worked so hard on them... If some runners and their showcase have to get cut, so be it.
>>715257378>complaining about FFIX in any capacityYou deserve it
>>715257932>the hatred for Jk rowlingthat one is valid
>>715257969This actually such a cute name but my dogs name is Josie haha. But thank you for coming up with cute names for me =)
>>715257854>trannies able to separate the artist from the art have to consume harry potter media in secret for fear of being ostracizeddamn.. kinda like religion
>>715258084Yes but not for the reasons trannies give
>>715257563>>715257854i guarantee you none of them threw out any of their HP stuff
>>715258084Why though?? She's just trying to stand up for women.. how could I hate her when her intentions come from a place of good? But I dont hate anyone anyways
>>715258117stop overthinking this shit, you go to top female names US and you roll the dice between 1-100
real women dont get to pick their names upon birth and you're not any more special. tryhard names are repulsive. be a joe, not a joeselphexiroth
>>715257854That is the whole reason they are so obsessed with hating Rowling/HP stuff now
>>715258217yes for that reason too shes a stupid bitch.
>>715257607>Alice is cute but there's so many trans girls named that already :(Apparently there's something about vibing with Alice in Wonderland cause I work with three.
>>715258318>She's just trying to stand up for womennot really. she a radfem that hates men because she got traumatized when one sexually assaulted her.
>>715258070>complaining about FFyes, every single one of them
>>715258321I am overthinking it you're right.. but its something I'll have for the rest of my life and I want to make sure it feels right. And I dont want a Tragedeigh kind of name it'll be more normal
>>715258423Oo okay that's totally true and I dont like that at all about her.. I just meant ppl wanting her dead for daring to say anything about trans people, she totally deserves her opinion as does anyone
>>715258405Women canโt help it with Alice in fucking wonderland for some reason. Everytime I pick up a female authored book thereโs guaranteed to be an Alice in wonderland quote or reference.
Troons apparently just emulate that
>>715258657Female books only have 2 modes
- alice in wonderland
- His dick is as big as a treelog, and he's probably a vampire/demon/werewolf
>>715258609Thats cute! I could also do Elle and then have Ellie for a nickname.. i actually like that a bunch
>>715258318her books arent good, never were
>>715257563What's wrong with Frog Fractions and Ion Fury?
>>715258609>>715258752Also gives access Elisabeth/Elizabeth/Beth.
>>715258790She was a shit copy of Terry Pratchett, and absolutely hated him for calling her out on being basic as fuck with her shit.
>>715258751In my friend group ( all are afab except me sadly) historical romance is really popular and we love Pride and Prejudice too, but you're kind of right there's so much smut too
>>715258884>Frog FractionsDeveloper politics.
>Ion FuryThe OGAY thing that gaming media decided to turn into a witch hunt.
>>715258884basically everything on that list is not trans rights approved
>>715258751>- His dick is as big as a treelog, and he's probably a vampire/demon/werewolfDon't forget the dick aneurysms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foUS4WHtP4Y
>>715258962> mentally ill and games "journalists" went on a crusade against the teamMan the Ion Fury devs just never got a break huh?
I remember when it was supposed to be called Ion Maiden.
Before Iron Maiden sent an army of lawyers after them for some reason.
>>715258902Thats true! Thanks for being kind I really really appreciate it & hope you have a wonderful day =]
>>715258752I did it. I named the qt tranner.
>>715259112Yeah 3D Realms sent them on sensitivity training and everything, meanwhile the DLC has billboards about crossdressing or femboys or something and nobody paid it any mind.
>>715259152( im only here bc my ex bf showed me this when he wanted me to watch gdq with him ) and you guys can be super funny =)
>>715259780I feel so betrayed
>>715259849Aww dont worry i gotchu