>you can't end your game with a guitar duel because.... IT'S SILLY!!! GAMES CAN'T BE SILLY!!!!

is there a qte you can fail that lets your character get kissed by the final boss?

>>715275894 (OP)
Story isn't nearly as good as 1.
Its more surreal in its presentation but I just can't be bothered with how totally self aware everything is, makes it all feel very 0 stakes.

>>715275894 (OP)
ok but why would you play them as you simultaneously press against another guitar? How would that even work? Kojima is a fucking nigger hack retard

>>715275894 (OP)
>Final Boss is from a Meme Picture from the old internet

>>715275894 (OP)
I also enjoyed The Northman kojimbo

>Final GD Boss is a Reference from a old Newgrounds Flashcartoon

I like silly stuff but this just looks retarded, the whole game does in fact

>>715275894 (OP)
This isn't even the silliest Briggs guitar moment
>>715277729
They are electric guitars, dummy

I like that Kojima exists because I think weird shit is better than samey shit. That being said, I fucking hate his games. They're so dumb.

>>715278950
Just the usual kojima antics
Its nice to see his fanboys being lost at words trying to defend his last mental fart

I still don't understand why normalfaggots suck off Kojima when all he puts out is slop

>>715275894 (OP)
what really sucks about there being two death stranding games is that he could've made anything, but he just made celebrity dick riding ups simulator.

>>715275894 (OP)
>I AM ACTUALLY PRONOUNCING THIS IS AN EPITOME OF VIDEOGAMES
LEDDIT

>>715279516
>an electric guitar plays itself
not how it works dumb stinky shitskin nigger.

>>715275894 (OP)
No it's because it wasn't earned. You can make your game out of random shit but the game will just be random shit stapled together.

What do people want from him?

>compromise your vision and let others edit the games to be more digestible
>only limited to casting voice actors, no celebrities
>keep making linear games like MGS1-4 forever, stop evolving
>retire and stop making games

>>715280914
they're pressing against each other's frets creating mutual barre chords

>>715281540
maybe norman reedus (will annihilate your fetus) does, the other guys' guitar is literally just spamming e

>>715281445
Honestly? just shorter games, the last part of the game with higgs is kino, but there is so much average shit in that game...
He have to trim the fat, a 20 hours game with average quality of peak death stranding would be a generational game.

>>715281445
I don't want anything from him. I can make fun of something while still understanding that there are people out there who enjoy the thing I'm making fun of and that is fine.

>>715281445
a survival horror game
ZoE-like game
literally anything would've been better than DS

I don't mind the guitar duel but straight after that, Tomorrow causes the extinction event but instead of that happening, a giant baby Lou appears and eats Higgs???? What the fuck was that all about?