Thread 715276649 - /v/ [Archived: 454 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:33:03 PM No.715276649
unnamed
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:34:34 PM No.715276797
ah yes the historically accurate massive purple plastic flowers on the helmet
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:35:56 PM No.715276917
Ok. Which one will play better, though?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:35:58 PM No.715276919
>>715276649 (OP)
both of these suck
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:36:40 PM No.715276984
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japresdefault
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>meanwhile in japan
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:37:22 PM No.715277032
>>715276649 (OP)
what is with these chinese games
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:37:26 PM No.715277036
>>715276649 (OP)
what the fuck is that armor
isnt purple historically a color for poison/evil in japanese culture as well?
this shit goofy
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:37:44 PM No.715277059
>>715276917
I'll take nioh 3 over stealthslop
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:38:45 PM No.715277145
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>>715276797
imagine if they actually made it historically accurate instead of just making the MC a roastie.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:38:46 PM No.715277146
>>715277059
B-b-but Nioh 3 doesn't have hot sexy WAIFUS!!! That means it'll suck!!!
Replies: >>715277307
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:38:55 PM No.715277160
>>715276649 (OP)
Both look like shit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:39:01 PM No.715277172
>>715276649 (OP)
So what will be the cope this time when another chinese game btfos westshit? Chinese video game sales dont count again? Bots?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:40:37 PM No.715277307
>>715277146
I was alluding to the fact that wuchang is a game that plays like nioh, while ghost of sushi was just stealthslop and people only liked it for the aesthetics
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:40:50 PM No.715277334
>>715277036
>isnt purple historically a color for poison/evil in japanese culture
You're thinking of 1990s video game culture
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:41:32 PM No.715277393
must coom at all times
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:41:39 PM No.715277404
>>715276917
suckerpunch wants you to just put on the mask, eat the bug, take the vax and explore yotei
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:41:58 PM No.715277426
>>715276649 (OP)
>both shit gameplay wise
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:42:45 PM No.715277487
>>715276649 (OP)
why don't you want to play as the asian auntie op?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:42:52 PM No.715277506
>>715277393
must look at ugly old women at all times
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:43:03 PM No.715277528
>>715276917
Definitely not GoY, if it plays anything like GoT it'll play like shit.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:43:26 PM No.715277559
>>715277426
wuchang will have viable full magic builds, it will be interesting to at least see what it offers
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:44:05 PM No.715277620
What do you expect from a they/them?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:44:13 PM No.715277631
hq720
hq720
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fun fact: developers changed the protagonist of wuchang after they saw the positive reception EVE from Stellar Blade got
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:44:58 PM No.715277698
poipal
poipal
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>>715277334
nuh uh, purple is totes evil
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:45:35 PM No.715277742
>>715276917
Play?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:45:58 PM No.715277773
>>715276649 (OP)
I dont like either. I cant take an action protagonist serious if shes git her boobs hanging all over the place.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:46:50 PM No.715277862
>>715277631
I think the pendulum will start to swing the other way again when more and more companies try to appeal to gooners in order to make more money
don't get me wrong, I like titties in games but they're gonna overdo it like they always do
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:47:26 PM No.715277908
>>715276649 (OP)
Both are bad, both should be male instead.
Replies: >>715278475
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:48:41 PM No.715278017
>>715277631
The protaganist is the same, they just added coomer outfits
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:49:00 PM No.715278046
>>715277862
modern western devs will never appeal to us gamers
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:49:55 PM No.715278127
>>715278046
what?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:50:03 PM No.715278135
>>715276917
Do you think the coomers that will go for the second care about that? Lmao
Consider gacha players, for a second, lowest forms of life, and then you'll have your answer.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:50:15 PM No.715278154
>>715277631
based devs
hope they give the bitch a slingshot swimsuit for beating hard mode
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:51:22 PM No.715278264
>>715277698
purple was commonly used but Oda Nobunaga became a demonized figure and people stopped using purple so much
but that much purple on japanese armor is fucking stupid, usually it was just the odoshi (laces) which were colored and the armor proper would have been black/blue/red/brown since those were the common colors for lacquer based on materials they had
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:52:24 PM No.715278353
>>715277862
>don't get me wrong, I like titties in games but they're gonna overdo it like they always do
Yeah, I've already seen the attitude of "it has titties so it MUST be good and you're an SJW if you disagree" emerging. It's probably only get worse. At the end of the day, having tits doesn't automatically make the game immune to other modern gaming bullshit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:52:37 PM No.715278380
it's a shame japan is so shit at making their own open world samurai game
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:52:57 PM No.715278421
GoTI.Sarugami_Armor_Level_3_Front
GoTI.Sarugami_Armor_Level_3_Front
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>>715276649 (OP)
Left seems similar to the first games theatrical exaggeration traditional armors for style points. Excited to see all the sets. And oh yeah big cleavage boyoyoyoing me so horny
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:53:38 PM No.715278475
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>>715277908
>>715278380
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:54:44 PM No.715278571
>>715278475
Get this shitty fucking game out of my fucking face
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:55:16 PM No.715278609
>>715278421
exaggeration of traditional armors*
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:56:56 PM No.715278756
i love big titty shinobi girls
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:57:32 PM No.715278841
>>715277631
Its cause their game looks run of the mill so BOOBS pandering might be the only buzz the game has. Its in a pool of upcoming Soulslikes and I don't think it has a unique mechanic. Atleast the animations in Phantom Blade look exceptionally good. Wuchang has nothing going for it, same as Perceiver
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:58:39 PM No.715278963
mizukishikishi24s2
mizukishikishi24s2
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>>715278756
A normal healthy opinion
Dont let kikes take it away from you
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:58:47 PM No.715278983
>>715278756
She's NOT
FUCKING
SHINOBI
SHE'S A CHINESE PIRATE
Also the term for a female shinobi is kunoichi
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:59:35 PM No.715279068
>>715277404
It blows my mind that people have made being pro/anti vax their entire personality.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:01:47 PM No.715279259
>>715276649 (OP)
>kid with cancer asks to play it early for his Make-a-Wish
>says it is shit, a disappointment and helps write a negative review for it
A noble sacrifice
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:01:47 PM No.715279260
suckerpunch hasn't made a good game since the first infamous
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:02:04 PM No.715279289
>>715278983
japanese pirates were actually a big problem in southern china during the late ming dynasty which is when this game takes place
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:02:23 PM No.715279323
>>715278983
old men in kimonos molesting kunoichis
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:02:35 PM No.715279342
>>715279260
Infamous was never good
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:04:23 PM No.715279529
>>715279342
It was great.
The second one was even better
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:07:24 PM No.715279836
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Victory of love
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:08:25 PM No.715279913
>>715279836
Maciek is her official husband
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:09:33 PM No.715280005
>>715277145
They'd never do that some get butthurt about it.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:09:45 PM No.715280021
Bump
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:20:38 PM No.715280973
>>715276917
Wuchang
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:22:14 PM No.715281112
>>715276917
I think Yotei but I'm hopeful that Wuchang will overachieve
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:22:40 PM No.715281159
>>715279836
what the fuck is this, and who is that indian
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:25:31 PM No.715281418
>>715276649 (OP)
Can't we get something in-between? Beautiful like the one on the right, but maybe in pretty but modest clothes?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:28:18 PM No.715281668
>>715276984
>20 year sago
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:32:46 PM No.715282102
>>715278841
It's working on me. I read a review that was essentially "you have a move that teleports you behind the boss; it autowins every encounter" and normally that would make me think twice, but on the other hand, those outfits are pretty hot.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:34:09 PM No.715282231
>>715276649 (OP)
>GoY

Fuck you people are stupid, to still be consooming this GoYslop at this stage
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:35:31 PM No.715282371
Gaming is healing, lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:36:33 PM No.715282487
who is going to play?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:36:54 PM No.715282520
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>w*men warriors
Grow up
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:39:09 PM No.715282714
>>715277145
Koreans made a movie off of that shit called Uprising
Replies: >>715283109
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:39:35 PM No.715282759
>>715278421
>Sarugami set
Probably one of the best sets in the whole game statwise, a shame that the tier 2-3 versions look like ass. Tier 1 can work with the Gosaku big helmet in one color variation.
I used it for my lethal+ run.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:41:21 PM No.715282915
>>715279068
This, it was insane how many people took on social medias to virtue signal about vaccinating themselves and bragging about how many jabs and boosters they got like it was some kind of competition.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:42:21 PM No.715282994
>>715276917
depends on if you prefer ubislop combat or soulslop combat
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:43:26 PM No.715283109
>>715282714
Is it any good?
Replies: >>715283672
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:44:46 PM No.715283235
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>>715276649 (OP)
I'm buying and enjoying both.
Seethe at me.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:47:33 PM No.715283467
Stellar Blade won
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:48:34 PM No.715283536
>>715283235
You're insane, or a poor reviewer
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:48:41 PM No.715283543
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>>715282520
you first
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:50:00 PM No.715283662
>>715283235
first time you used your ps5 in years
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:50:17 PM No.715283672
>>715283109
Yeah it was good. Alot of good ratings too.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:50:22 PM No.715283684
>>715282520
holy shit lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:50:23 PM No.715283685
>>715283543
And as soon as that guy gets up, that fat pig won't have any teeth left in its mouth or a normal-looking nose attached to its face.
Replies: >>715283747
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:50:42 PM No.715283712
1. XLHGladiator - This is what few hours of Nioh 3 looks like [00∶05∶17]_thumb.jpg
>>715276917
Here's a gameplay footage from wuchang
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:51:11 PM No.715283747
>>715283685
nah, she's trained in sumo
he already lost by getting pushed out of the ring
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:51:46 PM No.715283795
>>715283712
Why are all the enemies just standing still? Is this the training area?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:52:51 PM No.715283878
Someone post the video of Moldylocks getting her face knocked in by some guy
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:52:52 PM No.715283882
>>715283712
>We want the "can't make up anything that's on the screen" Nioh 2 vibe
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:54:16 PM No.715284004
>>715283712
Nigga that's Nioh 3.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:55:44 PM No.715284135
More hot asian girls, please. Make the world beautiful
Replies: >>715284258
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:56:02 PM No.715284168
>>715276917
Wuchang unironically
Sushi is literally just Assassin's Creed parry sop
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:57:14 PM No.715284258
>>715284135
No such thing as a good looking "asian", male or female. lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:57:38 PM No.715284294
>>715283712
The samurai to ninja switch seems more like a gimmick than a game selling mechanic like Nioh 2 demon form and summons
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:58:08 PM No.715284337
Maciek's harem grows larger
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:58:16 PM No.715284345
>>715283712
>more d*blo loot
Not buying
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:58:17 PM No.715284346
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1518899605477[1]
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>>715283712
>so desperate for a good game to fail because of your desire to push ugly women that you lie about the game by showing another game in an attempt to make it look bad because you're a loser faggot
yep, that's a kys for me my man.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:58:41 PM No.715284387
I like middle aged and old women (including Asians)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:58:49 PM No.715284401
>>715276984
game?
Replies: >>715284604
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:59:25 PM No.715284456
>>715283543
>man tries to get up
>300 pound meatball has just enough muscle mass to throw weight forward
If he so much as swept her leg she might die.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:00:09 PM No.715284524
>>715283543
>boss activates rage mode
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:00:25 PM No.715284547
>>715283712
Every time another studio tries to copy Dark Souls, it always looks like a shitty freemium chinese mmorpg. This happened with lies of p, nioh, and any other 'soulslike' including this piece of shit.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:01:13 PM No.715284604
>>715284401
Red Ninja: End of Honor
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:03:48 PM No.715284836
>>715284547
That is nioh dumbass
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:05:38 PM No.715284972
>>715283712
Haha, oh man, I'd meant to check this one out once it dropped but jesus christ. Checked out a gameplay trailer on youtube too and it's all this weightless particle effect spamming slop, but with some of the worst grunts I've ever heard from a video game protagonist on top. Why does she sound like that?
Replies: >>715285563
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:09:06 PM No.715285270
Disregard EVERYTHING.

Post the Yotei girls feets, armpits and anus hair or I will not buy it. These are the deciding factors.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:12:49 PM No.715285563
>>715284972
>>715284547
Are you fuckers blind or just clueless?
Replies: >>715285752 >>715287257
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:14:41 PM No.715285752
>>715285563
https://youtu.be/WLbyqtGtoIQ?si=kmhWG6lpoZdZM1eX
I watched this and it looks like shit. What am I missing?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:17:14 PM No.715285993
>>715277862
It would start swinging faster if people here weren't so lazy and actually got into politics and started changing things faster instead of just complaining about all the woke crap online.
Replies: >>715286157
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:18:57 PM No.715286157
>>715285993
Never mind. I re-read your message and noticed you were the enemy. Just ignore.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:20:31 PM No.715286325
>>715276649 (OP)
Why do you retarded underaged coomers always go overboard?

The right can be sensual and sexy, without being downright pornified. I like my sexy ladies to have some degree of class instead of being a corner hooker.
Replies: >>715286720
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:22:08 PM No.715286482
>>715282915
This, but not quite as insane as insisting repeatedly for 4 continuous years that a vaxxie dieoff was coming in just 2 weeks without a hint of self-awareness.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:23:42 PM No.715286623
>>715283543
This little huevon is the God Hand! Ohhh that's rich!
Replies: >>715286792
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:24:52 PM No.715286720
>>715286325
Corner hookers look like the one on the left, though. Instagram hookers look like the one on the right.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:25:03 PM No.715286741
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>>715276649 (OP)
I dont understand why the Yotei woman had to be THIS ugly

I just dont understand. I'm not asking for an anime fuckdoll. I'm not asking for a dolled up met gala red carpet whore.

Just something that's...at least....not intentionally REPULSIVE.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:25:33 PM No.715286792
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>>715286623
damn anon
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:26:17 PM No.715286851
>>715286741
>I dont understand why the Yotei woman had to be THIS ugly
Because Sucker Punch wants to push the jewish agenda. It's that simple.
Replies: >>715287219
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:27:38 PM No.715286974
Yep, China won.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:27:53 PM No.715286990
>>715286741
They hate you. Everything they do is to spite you. GoT being popular with chuds was a mistake that needs to be corrected.
Replies: >>715287219
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:28:21 PM No.715287019
>>715276649 (OP)
Whoever Dandonfuga draws pregnant first shall be my favorite.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:28:24 PM No.715287026
Do people actually jerk off to video games? Like, do you stop the game with the female character in one position and just start beating your meat? I get it if we were talking about r34 of a character, but games?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:28:37 PM No.715287041
>>715276649 (OP)
Ameribros...
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:28:45 PM No.715287053
>>715286741
Which rock have you been hiding under? The world has been plagued by western uglificiation fetish for more than a decade now.
Replies: >>715287219
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:29:10 PM No.715287085
Overweight Asian women are hot thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:29:46 PM No.715287149
PLEASE FLOP
PLEASE FLOP
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>>715284346
It's not like it even works, Nioh 3 (TN games in general) have amazing combat.

That aside, the only one desperate here is you. You ITT are basically pic related; sad, miserable, dishonest and very desperate to convince anyone you can get your shit-stained fingers on to not buy or express any positivity towards Yotei.
Replies: >>715287247
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:30:51 PM No.715287219
bitches from that viking show i dont watch
bitches from that viking show i dont watch
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>>715287053
>>715286990
>>715286851
Again, I'm not saying the bitch has to be anime.
But plenty of hot OR at least above average actresses get cast in TV and movies still all the time. Why is this Yotei woman just downright HIDEOUS.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:31:05 PM No.715287247
>>715287149
You made that image? That's pretty sad
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:31:19 PM No.715287257
>>715285563
Do you think niggers here play video games at all?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:31:49 PM No.715287302
>>715284346
>nooo!!! Don't post actual gameplay webm of my favorite coomslop on /v/ - video games