Thread 715277102 - /v/ [Archived: 362 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:38:18 PM No.715277102
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>irrelevant
>made no cultural impact after all
How far the great have fallen.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:39:39 PM No.715277212
>>715277102 (OP)
The game will be defended to the death by people who would have loved it no matter what. All they want is more time with the characters. It doesn't matter if it's tedious, boring, nonsensical, badly written, insulting to your intelligence, utter trash. You could make a 100 hour game set in Seventh Heaven and they'd like it, because they get more time with the characters. At some point they became obsessed with the characters, but don't actually care about the story or the game they're in.
Is AC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is BC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is CC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is DoC good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Is 7R good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:40:11 PM No.715277263
>>715277102 (OP)
I gave up 30 hours in, I couldnt take the slop
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:40:18 PM No.715277273
>>715277102 (OP)
it's a fun game though
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:40:53 PM No.715277341
>>715277212
stop speaking in meems
Replies: >>715277707
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:42:49 PM No.715277502
N64 BTFO
N64 BTFO
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N64 lost bro, get over it.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:44:20 PM No.715277646
>>715277502
Square had to come crawling back to Nintendo within 5 years to get removed from the Gameboy blacklisted.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:45:04 PM No.715277707
>>715277212
It's true, they dont even deny it
>>715277341
That's your best counter?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:45:08 PM No.715277713
>>715277102 (OP)
the combat, party member switching, tandem attack shit should be copied. But the story, and the way they tell it should be scrapped forever. I don't think the Japanese know how to tell an impactful story.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:46:36 PM No.715277842
>>715277263
I get it, the mini game infested sections are tiresome. But the last 15 percent of the game drastically raised the score for me.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:48:03 PM No.715277965
>>715277502
what am I gonna do with a cigarette and a blindfold?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:50:00 PM No.715278134
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>>715277502
>Get the guys who make cartridge games cigarette and a blindfold.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:50:41 PM No.715278191
I wish someone thought about me as much as Barry thinks about FF games.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:07:35 PM No.715279850
>>715277102 (OP)
Rebirth? More like Abortion lmao.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:14:57 PM No.715280457
>>715278134
You do reilize back in the day when FFVII was a thing cartridges had like 64 megabytes at best like 10% of Single cd.
Even if you remove all the Cut-scenes FFVII was over 200 MB just for disc one alone.
Even if by some miracle they compressed the game even further and made all the Cut-scenes static images whit text like reading a comic it would still require like 4-5 cartridges for the one game.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:14:57 PM No.715280458
>>715277102 (OP)
FF has been dead for years. Well over a decade. Super fans on Internet forums kept acting like it was still 1999 and the series was flying high into the mainstream public conscious but meanwhile in reality nobody was buying these games. Part of that is because theyโ€™re not good but the other part is that the popularity declined in the mid 2000s. Itโ€™s essentially a niche series for weebs even though itโ€™s not even that weeb. But it did have a moment of cultural relevance and mainstream success in the late 90s and very early 2000s.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:25:10 PM No.715281397
>>715280457
FF7โ€™s non-cutscene data is 244 megabytes repeated across all 3 discs. The rest is the cutscenes. Most of the data is uncompressed backgrounds. It could have been compressed and optimized to fit on a cart, it probably wouldnโ€™t even need a 64MB cart like Resident Evil 2, could have fit on a 32MB cart. With in-game rendered cutscenes.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:25:59 PM No.715281463
>>715277965
close eyes and pretend that FF7 doesn't exist
and smoke to calm down
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:26:57 PM No.715281549
>>715277102 (OP)
They tried to milk it too hard. They had one opportunity to make a good remake and they blew it by dragging it out
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:27:02 PM No.715281557
>>715277212
AC, DoC, CC, and 7R are all good acktually.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:28:01 PM No.715281643
>>715277212
>>715277102 (OP)
Samefag schizo samefagging and schizo-ing.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:28:48 PM No.715281723
>>715279850
Stillbirth

At this point wouldn't it make sense just to cancel Remake part 3? Each one of these installments gets its userbase cut in half. I think it'd be more profitable at this point just to make an HD remastered version of the original FFVII with redone art assets and voice acting, but the gameplay is exactly the same. Maybe they could do 3D playfields instead of 2D but it should be ostensibly the same game as the original.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:29:24 PM No.715281775
>>715281397
You are genuinely retarded.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:32:18 PM No.715282061
>>715277212
>Is 7R good? No, but it gives us more time with the characters, so they like it.
Shit take. The combat is the best arpg combat there has ever been.
If you haven't beaten hard mode, you can't speak on the matter.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:35:54 PM No.715282425
>>715277212
It's weird because while I obviously agree, I think the amount of people who like the compilation garbage has significantly increased as time goes on.
Maybe it's the zoomers and their piss poor standards for quality? Or the greater percentage of Indians online maybe?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:38:46 PM No.715282675
>>715282061
>hard mode
Man what kind of shitmunching retard even bothered with that? The game already got boring as fuck by the end, and the bosses were annoying sponges already.
I bet they don't even have bigger movesets, just more HP and damage, WOW THAT REALLY CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME!!!!!
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:39:28 PM No.715282746
>>715282061
lmao
7R literally cannot even come close to KH2, much less actual arpgs non autistic people like.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:39:43 PM No.715282772
>>715282675
>and the bosses were annoying sponges already.
Oh cool, so you suffered from skill issues.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:40:45 PM No.715282856
>>715282746
old game good
new game bad
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:42:17 PM No.715282987
>>715282425
It's literally just all of the people that were 10-13 when ac/cc came out had 7R delivered to them personally. The whole "kids haven't grown up with multiple FF titles" is amplified immensely when they keep milking 7s corpse every few years
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:45:12 PM No.715283276
>>715282856
Remake/Rebirth is the gameplay equivalent of dino nuggies, staggerslop with no coherent action mechanics beyond mashing buttons that rewards players for remembering to swap party members to "dodge" attacks
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:48:42 PM No.715283547
>>715282772
>go watch a speedrun
>all bosses are 3-5minute button mashing boredom
>next to no skill involved beyond very minor optimisations
>constant tiny chip damage outside of stagger
>basically exactly the same as I experienced it playing it the 1 and only time I ever will
The bosses are shit, they are spongy and boring, they take no skill and are artificially kept long as one of the many, many ways the game tries to inflate the runtime.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:53:48 PM No.715283963
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>>715277212
This makes perfect sense seeing as these people can't let go of dead characters in the story and they s.oypoint any time a dead character returns in some way. It's really ironic because the story of Final Fantasy VII is about loss and learning how to move forward when there's a hole in your heart. I think there's a significant number of fans in the FF fandom who were never able to accept that characters die, maybe because the concept of mortality makes them upset and they just want the jingling keys.

They get so happy whenever they get to see Aerith, Zack and even Sephiroth alive. They want all these characters to just live and exist forever without having to let them go.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:58:22 PM No.715284356
>>715283963
It's heavily implied at the end of 7 that the entirety of humanity was wiped out by Holy/Meteor, yet we have to immediately undo that ambiguity for Advent Children.
Jingling keys, indeed.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:04:15 PM No.715284878
>>715283547
Again, you haven't beaten it, you can't say shit about the subject.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:09:53 PM No.715285334
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>>715282061
>>715282772
I preferred XVIโ€™s combat (and the rest of the game as well). Hard Mode did, indeed, becoming a bit annoying and spongy, but isnโ€™t that to be expected?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:11:29 PM No.715285458
>>715277102 (OP)
Perhaps it would have done better if they didn't split the game up into 3 and added a bunch of filler to compensate.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:19:19 PM No.715286201
>>715281557
Yes, for the reason he said. He's 100% correct.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:21:21 PM No.715286398
>>715282425
dont underestimate how many people first found out about ff7 through kingdom hearts or advent children. think about the kids who grew up when XIII-3 was the latest FF. of course their standards are in the gutter.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:22:07 PM No.715286475
>>715277102 (OP)
Went in with zero expectations and enjoyed it - it was definitely 20 hours too long though, but I probably could have cut a lot of that by not doing every QB game only to find there's zero payoff for completing it.
The soundtrack is top tier.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:34:21 PM No.715287508
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>>715277102 (OP)
You lost metaflop sissy.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:35:24 PM No.715287616
I think this character exemplifies everything that's wrong with the new content in Remake. They might even have a few good ideas. But the execution is either completely utterly mind boggling levels of retardation.
I don't know who's to blame some say Nomura others Nojima but remember this original is from 1997 people who played it are not fucking 13 anymore.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:36:26 PM No.715287714
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>>715287616
Derp
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:50:12 PM No.715288874
>>715277212
>AC
>BC
>CC
>DoC
>Ever Crisis
huh
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:01:14 PM No.715289805
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:17:32 PM No.715291206
>>715284878
Enjoy your slop, mong
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:18:27 PM No.715291267
>>715277102 (OP)
>/v/: WE WANT TURN BASED JRPGS
>also /v/: WTF TURN BASED JRPGS SUCK
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:18:30 PM No.715291269
>>715286475
People make the mistake of going in expecting or wanting a good game. Go in with zero hope and maybe you'll find it mid enough to accept.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:22:06 PM No.715291572
The unknown journey continues
The unknown journey continues
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>>715277102 (OP)
It was too bloated
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:23:36 PM No.715291703
>>715291269
It's such a mixed bag
The stuff from the OG for the most part is really good despite certain idiotic revisionism such as gooblood etc
Compilation shit is for the most part mediocre crap that sticks out like a sore thumb.
The new Remake stuff for the most part is bad.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:24:03 PM No.715291750
>>715291269
more like people were dumb enough to expect to get the same game from 30 years ago despite having experienced the compilation
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:25:21 PM No.715291853
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>>715277102 (OP)
>/v/ is full of redditors and somethingawful rejects who hate jrpgs
I love how much this genre makes you seethe
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:30:26 PM No.715292313
>>715287616
FF7R just constantly has the right instincts but fucks it up in some way, I guess there weren't enough tard wranglers.

Let's show more high rank SOLDIERs, with an emphasis on how the experiments can make them crazy!
>le wacky goofy Roche, cringelord anime tier character
Let's add more actual characters to the slums!
>they are all friendly, falls into a virtuous poor stereotype of them all being nice and working together, rather than slimy, dodgy, and forced into that lifestyle by an immoral corporation
Let's add more story to Biggs/Wedge/Jessie!
>atrocious fan fic tier dialogue, long drawn out death scenes, they don't even really die anyway (kinda)
Let's show the city that falls the slums, so we can see the other side and how people live!
>barely show any people, instead focus on a horrible bike chase and Roche
Hell, let's make a stealth sequel instead of an actual remake!
>Sephiroth permanently gurning at the player, retcon dementors all over the place, fails to onboard new players because the story barely makes sense without having played the original, completely throw away the main themes just to focus on "fate", the most generic Japanese theme ever

It's so fucking tiring. Nomura and Nojima just need a wrangler to smack them in the heads when they fuck up, which is often
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:34:33 PM No.715292673
>>715291750
if remake was just 7 with compilationshit less people would be complaining
The problem is that it's another part of the compilation instead of something that makes sense of them all being wildly different from the original
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:38:16 PM No.715292951
>>715277102 (OP)
objectively the best rpg released in decades and literally the best game i have played in decades with the best combat system in the industry
and the only negative retarded people can actually come up with is that there is too much game and content lmao like the mindfucked completionist morons they are "hurr i didnt like this optional open world thingy..."
"some like this particular optional quest and some dont... you do know open world games are like a buffet and everyone can pick and choose.. so why did you do it instead of ignoring it and doing the stuff you like?"
"c..cause i am a retard completionist!"

oh ok cool
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:39:22 PM No.715293042
>>715292313
If there's one thing they are constantly fucking with, it's the tone of the content.
Look at what happened with Corel Prison. It used to be a den of cutthroats and now it's just a bunch of weirdos.
Gongaga too, while it wasn't even part of the mainline story. What could be said of it was that it was a backwater stagnant depressing place. In Remake it's this kumbaya place on top of that Shinra Corporation making a memorial for the reactor disaster is completely out of character for them.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:44:34 PM No.715293490
>>715277102 (OP)
>made no cultural impact after all
Still lives rent free in your head tho.
>>715277263
>slop
Meaningless buzzword.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:53:45 PM No.715294269
>cultists already seething
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:00:15 AM No.715294829
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:00:31 AM No.715294846
Sometimes I open these threads and wonder what you schizos would be doing if this game didn't exist
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:00:46 AM No.715294863
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>>715277646
To make true kino that would be talked about for decades, it was worth the shame of admitting they were wrong.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:07:14 AM No.715295492
>>715287616
>1997 people who played it are not fucking 13 anymore.
This is why they should have just gone for the mature rating, seriously anybody who cares about FF7 in any shape or form is above 18.
They wouldn't lose a single sale.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:07:59 AM No.715295556
>>715277102 (OP)
Terminally online failsons say the same shit about the avatar films. You're going to spend the rest of your life spamming posts about it either way.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:09:14 AM No.715295671
>>715277212
Best jrpg in ages, atb dogwalks every game system in any slop trash you like, it triggers faggots and manlets, and the character work is 10/10. you'll never stop crying about it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:15:25 AM No.715296228
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>>715277212
Meds pls
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:18:16 AM No.715296492
>>715285334
Which of the 5 did you enjoy the most, Anon?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:21:42 AM No.715296823
>>715292313
One thing that has not been mentioned is also how the compilation shit has completely destroyed FF7 art direction.
It's so obvious to tell what designs were from the original, compilation and remake and this applies to everything from vehicles to character designs.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:24:34 AM No.715297041
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>>715296823
OG FF7 design
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:25:42 AM No.715297146
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>>715297041
Replies: >>715297316
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:27:39 AM No.715297316
>>715297146
Now comes the revised design from the compilation, oh looks it's just a Black Hawk with some stupid shit mounted on it.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:28:40 AM No.715297415
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>>715297316
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:28:46 AM No.715297428
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The developers fundamentally did not understand what made the game good.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:42:08 AM No.715298527
Chadley_full
Chadley_full
md5: e9eacb0e66a414a0f591a5137d8f24bc๐Ÿ”
>Take a relatively inoffensive NPC and turn him into the most annoying insufferable prick
How do they keep accomplishing this.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:02:29 AM No.715300304
>>715296228
Funny that in all the times its been posted nobody says its untrue. In fact if you check the archives usually 7Rfags reply to say "and what of it?"
They genuinely feel this way
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:43 AM No.715300891
>>715277102 (OP)
I am still waiting for the PC grass patch
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:14:15 AM No.715301297
>>715300891
>PC grass patch
Explain, before the obligatory 'touch grass' joke.
Replies: >>715301810
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:20:23 AM No.715301810
ff7r
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>>715301297
Replies: >>715302505 >>715307120
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:28:32 AM No.715302505
>>715301810
Lol square enix game are meant for Playstation, not PC
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:59:50 AM No.715305247
>>715302505
dumb motherfucker
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:20:06 AM No.715307120
>>715301810
PC players deserve the rope