"Dad, why is her bottom jiggling like that?"

What do you reply?

I'm gay

>>715287547 (OP)
You'll understand once you're older son

Sybb's mother sitting on his face. Repeatedly, day in, day out.
All the while, she asks him: "So, is my butt flabby or athletic? Slim or muscular?" And Sybb doesn't know what to say.
This continues for days, months, years. Until Sybb is broken, and the only thing he can think about about flabby asses and Vanessa from PN-03.

Seek help, Sybb. Your mother sexually humiliating does not give you the right to bother everyone else on the internet for the last 20 years.

>>715287547 (OP)
Nigger heil hitler

>>715287547 (OP)
I would be honest. You should invite children to discussion and keep it real.

I would say:

"It happens when you don't work out."

thats what we call good game dev son

>>715287778
Thats kinda hot but wat?

>>715287547 (OP)
Well son, what do you think about her bottom jiggling? Do you like it when it jiggles?

kill yourself sybb

Take off your pants and i'll show you

sybb you will never be a father. why are you askin this?

Sybb, seriously. We understand your fascination with Gamecube-era ass, but don't you think it's been 20 years already. We joke here that your mother sexually molested you, but more likely than not she just told you to find a girlfriend instead of playing stupid videogames.

Don't you have any other avenues to express yourself? Never thought about getting into game development yourself?

>>715287940
I can tell you don't have kids. A child would never ask this question sexually (because they don't know what sexy is). A child would ask this question out of curiosity.

>>715288159
Sybb writes like two horny boys commenting on each other masturbating. Thing is, such horny boys only exist inside his head. That's why he sounds so deranged.

>>715288241
You're fucking mentally ill. Why aren't you range and perma banned yet?

>>715288326
Why aren't YOU permabanned, you mentally ill Swede? Stop bothering people with your ass fetish.

>>715287547 (OP)
>i don't know, i didn't make the game

>>715287547 (OP)
why isn't yours? b-b-back that ass up on a nigga!

>>715287547 (OP)
>2025
>still posting that 2/10 shitty ass from a 2/10 shitty game from years and years ago
Holy kek

feeling fuckin ancient lads

Does sybb play anything besides nintendo? I’ve never seen him make threads about Bayonetta, 2B, Eve, Aerith, etc.

>>715288447
I hope you never ever become a dad

>>715287547 (OP)
Is it normal for your kids to smack their mother's butt?

What I want to know is why Sybb is so desperate for other men to validate his heterosexual(?) preferences.

He seems more obsessed with what other males have to say about the topic than the glutes themselves.

Is he r/JOBuds gay?

>>715288634
you lost
we won

>>715288159
This is my 13.5 year old son. He just finally mustered up a convoluted way to get me into this sort of talk about girls. He'd been beating around the bush for a while with other questions and I already know he's interested in this girl at his middle school who he's friend with. I know my son, and this is his way of opening the door to talk.

He's too young for sexual activity and I'll tell him that, but this is more of a test to see if he's OK and I tell him his feelings are normal to starting having at his age or if I should get the brick. The response depends on his answer.

>>715288740
Lost? How?

>>715288720
i wonder if beepzorz ever got with his barber

>>715288815
i accept your concession

>>715288720
Yes. On /fit/ he made dozens of threads with images of landwhales asking "is she fat? be brutally honest" and arguing with people and calling them gay.

>>715287547 (OP)
Because her ass is out unlike your ungrateful mother

>>715288902
You would never tell an actual child that

>>715288454
this

>>715287950
i hate when the exiled mentally ill think this place is their new home...

>>715287778
Why are you obssesed with spotting your imaginary enemy

sybb thread on /a/ >>>/a/280491358

>>715288720
If you look at the image posted above, you can see Sybb sort of never grew up properly, and his fixation was his Gamecube. He tried to go to parties and talk to other people, but in the end he only wants to talk about the same 4 anime series and Nintendo games.

>>715289084
He's a mentally ill basement dweller who's here 24/7 and on life support.

>>715287547 (OP)
the best part is they even rigged her cheeks.

>>715289276
"rigged her cheeks"?

WTF?

>>715289027
It basically is their home since mods do nothing about them. Same with people like Barry and Maciej.

>>715287547 (OP)
what game is this?

>>715289084
>imaginary
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/929197-resident-evil-5/48063231

>>715289084
Sybb, we know it's you. You're the only person out of 8 billion that starts talking about asses in that specific, autistic way after discussion starts. You actually try to start discussions nowadays differently instead of posting Samus GBA ass and posting your strawpoll, but in 2 or 3 posts, you show your true colors.

Sybb, you're not fooling anyone. Horny boys don't tell each other they're masturbating to Samus JPEGs over the internet like you do. You're not 12 anymore, Sybb. Those 12-year olds only exist inside your head.

Sybb, please seek help. It's ok to be mentally ill, just don't bother everyone else with your affectations.

>>715288454
>>2025
>>still posting that 2/10 shitty ass from a 2/10 shitty game
but enough about Stellar Blade

>>715289360
Maciej? QRD?

>>715289431
You're literally mentally insane. You make up things, you never listen and you're crazy.

>>715289410
>16 year old post
Did this "Sybb" fuck your gf or something?

don't you retard have anything better to do, I hope this thread is just botted instead fags who keep bumping it instead of realizing that it's better to just not give op any attention

>>715289454
I think thats the eve wife spammer

>>715289558
You don't listen. You post multiple threads of the same fucking asses daily. Everyone knows it's you. You don't need to pretend you're someone else every thread. If you just said "I am Sybb and in this thread we talk about asses", people would be more receptive to your autism. But you don't. You start discussion with Vanessa/Samus ass, and you actually go to the effort of at least trying to create different subjects on every thread, but after someone unwittingly replies to you, you literally devolve into a monkey that can only talk about flabby, athletic, jiggly and fat butts.

>>715289454
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/maciej/deleted/deleted/

>>715287547 (OP)
"Because she's an adult. You're a kid, so yours is too small to jiggle"

The only responsible answer.

>>715287547 (OP)
Because son gravity makes things go down the meat of her ass pushes up son now go fuck the latina maid and give me a grandson who won't disappoint me faggot.

>>715289360
ill be honest, if i was a mod i would have given up long ago, you can permaban god knows how many times to those autists but they will always find a way to wiggle their way back in, the only realistic way to shut him down for a while would be rangebanning its country but thats a big No-No if he is american, or an injustice for anybody else in the same country since for 1 everyone is paying.

is OP actually trans?

>>715289665
Why are you simping for a 40 year old mentally ill swede? Are you just as retarded and pathetic?

>>715287547 (OP)
I woule just laugh and tell my son that she needs to firm it up. The more drama you add, the worse it becomes.

>>715289453
NTA but SB is obviously much better than whatever that tranny shit in the OP is

>>715290439
No, sybb has aspergers.

>>715287547 (OP)
Holy shit what flappage.

>>715290812
lol ass

>>715290812

>>715287547 (OP)
Sorry son, you know you’re not allowed to play or see modern games until you’ve beaten all the old ones. Now let’s get you back to the NES, I expect you to be able to beat Super Mario Bros warpless by the end of the week.

>>715287547 (OP)
is this that pn02 game or whatever the fuck?

>>715287547 (OP)
If daughter:
Your butt will look like that if you eat too much and don't work out.

If son:
Because it's flabby

>>715291713
>warpless
what are you out of your fucking mind? why?

>>715292145
Suffering builds character son and victory tastes all the sweeter when you’ve earned it legitimately, no shortcuts. Besides, it’s not that hard and playing warpless gives you more chances to grind 1UPs for the final world. Every coin counts.

>>715287547 (OP)
Fuck that flabby ass

>>715287547 (OP)
What jiggle? huh?

>>715293143
It's literal flappage, anon

>>715292826
idk how anyone would figure out the final level maze on their own.

>>715287547 (OP)
>Because it's sexually arousing son. Watch closely so you don't grow up to be a fag.

>>715293594
Is it really, though?

>that
>"jiggle"
nigga it barely moves at all

>>715287547 (OP)
>Oh shit my son is Sybb
Then I mercifully end his life and go make a less retarded son.

spambot

>>715293954
Stop watching obese people

>Sybb thread

>>715293321
Your brother managed it just fine before he killed himself. Your mom was convinced he did it because of my over restrictive parenting but I know it’s because he was as disappointed in you as I am.

>>715296216
is this some kinda faggot projection?

keep going Sybb my man you're one of the best posters here

>>715287547 (OP)
I would listen, and that's what no one did

>>715297650
the only faggot projection here is the trajectory of your psychosexual development, that's why it's so important that you beat these old games so you can see 3D vidya girl booty.

>>715287547 (OP)
Dude, my son is almost 18, had him young, I'm not even 40 myself, but almost there. But we mostly play Helldivers when we play together, lol. But ngl I can't imagine playing cringe like your vidrel, maybe it's hot when I was a teen. I mean bloodrayne was a thing, I actually tried replaying it recently, bruh, it's not as cool as I remembered it.

>>715288159
Yes and it's your job to make it sexual. How would he learn otherwise

>>715287547 (OP)
If my kid was too stupid to know basic physics I'd kick him out.

>>715289964
>You're a kid, so yours is too small to jiggle
is this true?

>>715287547 (OP)
"Well, son, in real life a woman's behind..."
Oh, wait, you said 4chan as a dad. Let me start again
"AAAAHHHHHH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WHERE ARE MY TENDIES WHY ARE YOU BROWN?"

prebaked jiggle is disgusting

>>715287547 (OP)
Son, that is a feminine physique