Would you fight against Bowser and his army for this?

>>715289556 (OP)
Even mario with super human abilities has trouble with that shit so no .

the first time maybe but she better give me pussy afterwards or she can fuck off the next time she gets kidnapped

>>715289704
Safe to say youll be eating cake afterwards.

>>715289556 (OP)
No, I'd do it for Daisy though

>>715289697
Isn't he just an ordinary guy until he uses mushrooms and fire flowers? And then slowly over time due to his exposure to the magic of the world he grows some super human abilities of his own? In the first game he can jump in his base form, and not especially high at that.

>>715289556 (OP)
No, I'm not interested in feeding into Bowser and Peach's weird rescue romance NTR kink. They wanna fuck, fine, but leave me out of it.

Does anyone remember that old flash game where you're an unathletic nerd who tries to save a princess from not-bowser and the gimmick is that it has permadeath and as soon as you die it rolls through a bunch of cutscenes of bowser getting arrested for putting up the traps and shit and at the end it's just your grave with flowers at the spot you died

that's what would happen 2 me

>>715290594
>"Oh anon, I think-a this is the end!"

Oh darn looks like Rosalina beat you to her!

>>715291186
what?

>>715289704
i think mario does it because he thinks its fun. hes always going "yahoo yeaaah". im sure hes fucked her in the ass anyways.

>>715291976
They seem to be romantically involved at the end of 3D Land at least

>>715290594
no but that sounds funny as fuck i need to know the name of that game please

>>715290594
You are thinking of You Only Live Once.

>>715289556 (OP)
What, is she going to at least give me a weekend smashing her cervix? No? Then no.

>>715292367
Here >>715292858

>>715294396
thank you bros

>>715289556 (OP)
How would Peach fare against a horde of thirsty Anons?

>>715289556 (OP)
Depends, what's her tax policy?

>>715291976
Mario is an adrenaline junkie. What kind of madman would make a party where you punch your friends into lava and hit each other with hammers?

I hate to say
That I'm better off without her,
But I don't think that she's worth all tha' hassle.

>>715300131
I BEAT THA BOSS AND STACKED MAD COYNS
BUT THE PRINCEES STILL AIN'T AT THIS CASTLE

>>715289556 (OP)
My life is like a videogame, trying hard to beat the stage. All while I'm still collecting coins!

>>715289556 (OP)
The alternative is Bowser and his koopas running the kingdom. Getting salmonella infections from going to a koopa manned resteraunt or store doesn't sound fun.

>>715289556 (OP)
No

>>715289556 (OP)
Bowser and his army destroyed her fuck holes, hell no I wouldn't fight over that ravaged pussy.

>>715289556 (OP)
Peach is for Mario I'm just here to crush turts